Chandler Bing being SARCASTIC & RELATABLE

Hey, hey, so what happened? Did a forest bother you with something? Do we have any ideas here? Oh, I found out I need to charge $17 a jar just to break even, so now I have a new plan, babies, well, you're off. need much bigger jars if you come to dinner I'll love you like I do that black thing you like go night night

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-a-ling night night Janice oh why are you going in there? you want like a number and one, two, three, 170 pounds and self described as a man, Gina Davis, you mean there's more than one of us, it's so cute, oh yeah, and that's what I want, A roommate I can walk with and refer to, it's the funny one, oh.

I'm sorry, I got you, you didn't get me, he's a power drill, you get me, you kill me, you've seen Joey, what's up? Oh, just this, okay, see if you absolutely have to tell him, at least wait until the time is right and that's what The Deathbeds are about to return in just a minute, prepare to have your ass whipped. Butt, okay, but after that we'll play pool, you know? It's actually my fault because the couch is where we usually keep the varnish. Oh, we were just waxing. we cut our legs off two why don't we continue with two why two because it's faster yeah I could have counted the three like four times without all this talk of two oh my god are you okay?

If that happened? Oh, man, he promised he would. Don't take the chairs, what the hell happened? How are you locked up? Where the hell are all our things? Well, this guy came to look at the unit and said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man. I was unintentionally trying to make a sale if I ever meet that guy again you know what I'm going to do bend over I have pants that need to be altered oh hello

chandler

when you see frankie tell him julie tribiani says hello he I'll know what it means I'm sure that he will be able to decipher that code.

I have decided that my godfather is my best friend. Gunther, what is my last name? Central benefit. I'm funny, what do you know? door you're like knock knock jokes I'm telling you this doesn't print yeah I pressed that button like a hundred times you know for a hotline you're not that attractive it's cool okay I have to go to work. get a big dinosaur bone to inspect no, no, that's me, oh right, I'm getting a new brain. There are such wonderful things happening at work and in your personal life, how much did you get out of groceries this year?

Yes, we were going to get 50. but if you guys gave more we don't want to look bad oh actually this year we just made you homemade cookies and 25 is he's skating tonight in the garden he's in the layers the layers of ice no no the layers of gravel yes the curves are It's not that fast but when Snoopy falls in love it's funny oh I know this must be very hard oh no two women love me they're both beautiful and sexy my wall is too small to My 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight, uh, Julie, yeah, sorry. you had a paleontologist in your face if you didn't serve the coffee no one would have anything to drink believe me sometimes that happens