ULTIMATE UNDERRATED Cold Opens - The Office US

Come on, enough people, everyone, we're on defcom 5. I'm officially the second most viewed clip of the day. WB news site what's number one oh that teacher who was wrongly accused of being a pedophile now we can't let the pedophile win again. I would like everyone to go to the website and watch my clip 11 times, so instead of working, yeah, let's go. I'm a manager, lift it up, nothing, that's what there is nothing wrong. Did you see this report that the zoo has a baby otter? It's on the same side. He is kissing his mother. Oh, you have to see, this is like the cutest thing. ever really a baby otter, okay, um, count me in, who cares?

He's not even that interesting a baby otter, he can't even stand up, he's trying to get up, there he goes, Andy ATT, sweetie Todd's story, his skin was pale and his eyes. It was strange, yes, the faces of the gentlemen who were never heard from again TR, you have TR, it's sweet. The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, did you write this? No, who did it? Steven Z, who is he? we're the cast of Sweeney Todd, the Fleet Street Barbarian Demon, we open in a couple of weeks at the Loose Grw Playhouse here in Scranton and today we're doing a little viral marketing wizard of Swe, he served a dark God and avenged God, He served a dark God. and avenge God, what happens then, well, that's the work and he wouldn't want us to reveal it, but the demon buet Street, oh, that was incredible, that was incredible.

I auditioned for this, when did the cast list go up like a month ago? He didn't call me, who do I play? Andy Andy returns today Andy returns today Andy returns today David Wallace sent him on an adventure in the desert for a whole month to make him more determined. I have confidence and he sent his own son to him. too and the counselor said that they both grew up big time. How was my summer? It was quite varied. I invented a new energy drink made from super runoff, so that's really good, but I got some disappointing medical news.

Mr. Sh, the results are here, you are not the father. I said, oh my God, what a summer, an emotional rollercoaster. I ran over a turtle in the parking lot, but then I saved it by gluing its shell back on, but I'm not that good at puzzles. That piece doesn't go there, so I patched it with things from the

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, but I couldn't get the pie of pieces to fit at the time. One day while looking for glue I crushed his shell again, but I rebuilt it even better that time, but it turned out the turtle was probably already dead when I ran over it the first time for us, um, nothing new really, kids are cool , really. good at modesty she's a genius she painted this amazing mural in the kids room there's a hippo leading a parade of 500 kids she's got something interesting oh yeah Jim's friend is starting a new company based on this idea Jim had when They were in college.

It's basically sports marketing, but the athletes are partners and he wanted Jim to be a partner in Philadelphia too, so that doesn't really work for the family, but look at this guy make a billion dollars with my idea, He said that if it takes off, he will buy. us a new car a Ultima or better Kelly gapore her fiancé left Ravi was hired as a professor of pediatrics at the University of Miami. I don't need it anymore. I'm going to Miami to be with LeBron James and Gloria Stefon. Miami University in Ohio with her. The last day Kelly was still a little confused about it, she enjoys the snow losers.

I'm really happy for you. Shortly after Kelly left Ryan, she quit and also moved to Ohio for what he claimed were unrelated reasons. In fact, I did a lot of market research. and it turns out that southwest Ohio is going to be the next Silicon Valley, they call it Silicon Prairie, it's a great college town and it's not trash, it's my clothes and that was our summer. Well, yes, thank you, don't you have everything I do? I mean it's just a paper company, well we'll follow them more to see how they turn out, oh yeah I guess we're a bit dramatic at first, well I don't think anything is going to change in our lives now with work and two Kids, nothing interesting is just going to happen to us for a long, long time C