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well, it started to rain, it made us run into the cane jungle here we said, well, let's get on the train, yeah, yeah, and that's when we met old wayne, there's no one, there's someone out there, no, There's no one out there, cork, maybe he's sick or lost his mind so, that's what I'm talking about, do you like to rhyme things? Yes, it's like he discovered the English language for the first time. Pig, I call it the music bug. The music mistake. Yeah, okay, it may have taken me 68 years to get it. I started my musical career there, hey, well, it's better late than never, I've been out playing the honky ton at night, oh, with my bandits, yeah, that's right, they're taking a lot of naps lately, hey, if you stay up until 2 a.m., honky. -tonkin, it's tough on a man, especially at my age, so I might have to officially retire from Duck Commander.

Wow, I think his career and his music will be short-lived. Hey, look, consider this my three-day notice, so what do you want for your party? gift well, we will have a slambury oh a cinderella cindy a party yes party party not just a one day party an explosion I'm not just talking about a party okay, I'm telling you it has to be part time I want a band and a stage, okay, I'll get up, sing some songs and we'll have a great time, I'll get a backup band and blow your mind, I don't have a band, son, you know, I'll do the music, a comedy barbecue is the perfect way to celebrate Psy at his retirement party, here we go, we have your little surprise egg, you're here, okay, there's your manga, see if I'm the guest owner of this thing. let's start the party we're not going to make the music let's eat oh roast first what are we doing roasting a pig no we're a little but like a super skinny pig oh all roasted hey yeah okay let's start the roast so I was a good student in school.

He told me that eighth grade was one of the three

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years of his life. Psy is so old that I told her to act her age and she died. Equipment manufacturers offered him sponsorship deals to stop him saying there are tennis cuts consumers worry it will lead to bad humped teeth and chronic mispronunciation of a word, okay, look folks, now that we've eliminated the stupid barbecue business , we will get to the entertainment look who we have here, yes, welcome, daisy top. Dude, are you kidding me? So I have zz top as his backup man. What are you guys doing with me?

I'm not in, no, me and Missy are fighting, having a wheel battle, okay, I'm in my hemis, I'm acting out, oh yeah, my hamstrings are tight too, no, I won't tell my hamstring, I'm talking about my hemorrhoids. You gave your hemorrhoids a nickname that is a term of endearment. We are in this together for better or worse. When are your hemis better? Deep breaths upon deep breaths Hey, psy, what's your plan? The plan is that we are arranging to have a lock. nessie siding What happens if it eats you? Hey, who wants to live forever? Think about the people who go out with a fishing rod trying to catch the Loch Ness monster.

Oh, I'll get you good luck with that. Hey, what are you doing? What are you talking about? Why are you looking at us? I'm not watching all of them and you're spying on Tom. Hey, there are no people in time. I'm looking for Nessie. Nessie is not on land. Hey, she hunts on land when the beaks are thin. Out there in the water, okay Nessie, here we go, that's it, I have a boy, why are you hanging on the dock? Oh my god, I can't even turn the steering wheel, yeah, you need to see this. I need you to help me.

I'm not going to be able to hold this big heifer, I'll be there in a minute, come on, give me a hand, I'm not moving from here, yeah, come on, stop, that's him, look at this, how wonderful it is, that's okay , so. That's dumb no, hey, that's awesome camera work, hey, look, I admit it, I don't know much about technology, who made the family for you? I did this myself, no, this is what I'm thinking, looking at the world through Psy Robertson's eyes, Psy's life is like a documentary there you go, hey, okay, bring that tucker home, aha , look at that, hey, that's it.

Hello gentlemen, I present to you psyvision, no one will ever be able to look at cy robertson with the crooked eye again and Say hey, that guy's head is not right through my eyes, okay, world vision, where in the world did you find that helmet? Hey, Uncle Sam gave me this helmet and all I had to do was go to Vietnam and if I had this sucker then I would have had the

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war movie ever and you might ask who is that man tyronises, I'm excited, okay, this is my first epic war move, this is the dangerous place we are in here, okay this man is nothing like that I'm talking hey charlie it's a lot easier around here hey what are you laughing at we're hunting deer the anacondas are slithering everywhere in the grass all this sighing on camera is getting out of hand you have to get out of here, what do you mean you have to go make your war movie and let us hunt?

You've been ostracized by the blind deer, oh so that's where I'm at, everyone's stupid, it's going to be a great movie. What the hell is so good that the deer hunt was a failure? Hmm, I wonder why boom, hey, this is important, trust me on this, I've always been a ladies' man, I have a very precise focus, hey, give him a kiss for me, my children. They're dead I think I was sabotaged I'm in a juggle I don't like being involved in a mission where we failed the thyroid Hey don't worry I'm doing a radio show I'm going to go with you Good idea right there okay, you can go with me, okay, this It's going to be fine, don't touch anything, don't say anything, you won't go to the radio, you'll never meet them there, I think it's a good idea, it's a terrible idea, hello.

I can help? Yes, we will see Gary with the mountain man show. Okay, so what's your name? Willie Willie Roberson. Okay and his uncle's his Phy and we're back to Willie Robertson from Duck Commander if anyone wants to call and talk to him. willie or psy, we all get a question for willy what was his best

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hunting season, probably definitely like four years ago, yeah i remember the time he and i went and hey, we didn't kill any

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s and he cried, That's not true, it sure is, hey, it's radio, it's like Nascar figure skating, they only watch it to see the crash, we were 19, that's a lot, maybe my eyes are watering, no, you have to Give the public what they want and look, I'm giving them. what you want we're not here to talk about me crying I wasn't crying there was no crying there was no crying the caller is still on the phone now he thinks you're a cry baby I think we put blanks in his shotgun what What is it? the deal with this program?

Let's talk about hunting or what did you ever do to hunt? What's the deal here? It's like we have another call here. Hey, Willie, I know. Dust is the main thing. One hasn't finished seasoning like. What, uh, that's a great question, um, I really like going after uh, wild pigs, get out your bow, hey, I've seen you shoot a bowl for the last four or five years, you're just not a boatman, you're crazy friend. I'm straight up hunger games with a boat. Hey, if you go hunting with a boat, you're going to go hungry. It's our Robertson.

Okay, look at this HR rep. She'll teach them a few things about things. Hey guys, it's not appropriate, let's fuck off, let me see. Oh my God, so I promise I'll go medieval on you if you don't take these things off. Hey, Jase, look at that belt and see if there's a key for these. Yes, there is a key. There are no keys. This is not happening. this is not happening i got it i'm not going to cut this this thing can cut a railroad track i'm making progress it's small the blade on this saw couldn't cut a paper towel i've lost it all feeling in my hand okay, get out of the way jase , got it wow, well yeah, just a little bit more okay, I love it, hell no you're not going to do that, oh yeah, look at my work now, I think this might work, it's prolonging this union. as much as possible, look, I'm going to turn it up a little bit, wait, no, maybe we should go to the fields and get the bolt cutters.

It's a great idea. Does Phil have bulk cutters? I don't know, it's a good idea. question phil has the best pair of boat cutters ever is this the best day of my life oh yeah i have to pee you're going to have to hold it i'm telling you i have to go wrong do it quick well stop looking i'm not looking, I thought you said it would come out. Hey, it's hard to pee with someone looking at you. I'm not looking at you, son. Nobody wants to see this. You better not be taking pictures. No, I'm not taking pictures.

I was alone. Are you telling me who is taking photos? Oh, what time is Chase taking a photo? Jace taking photos. I received a call. It's true. He wasn't taking any embarrassing photos. I can't wait to tell you how I feel. Make it flow. Dont do it. Get views on youtube for photos ah, what are you doing? It's your urine. Hey, okay, here it is. I have to get some hand sanitizer. What's happening? We have to get out of my side, hurry up Phil, we have a situation here. It's been a pretty fun day. Besides, this day couldn't be worse.

There's no one at home. Hey, finally, Phil, we've been looking for your bolt cutters for two hours the last time I saw your bolt cutters. Jace lent them to Jimmy Red. Stupid idiot, put the door down now. That day I forgot about it, kill me now.