Ricky Gervais (animal facts)

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s is simply. I think they are amazing. This is from a website called Deb and Jen's World of Knowledge. Okay, and I want you to think about the people who posted this. Okay, it's not just the Facts, but who did it and why did they do it? What were they thinking? Well, number one, you can carry a cow up but not down. Thank you so much. I investigated that it is true. We will go up but they will not go down. way his joints don't object, but I think of the poor bastard who found that out the hard way, come on, Daisy, down, go, I'm not going down the stairs, come on, no, I'm not going down the stairs my way with joy .

I don't care about your joints, my wives come home from work in five minutes, they come downstairs, we're like, yeah, I have to tell other people. Number two, petting a spider can make it go bald. Thanks, what kind of maniac is out there. petting spiders Dracula's assistant I don't know, it's a problem in the spider world premature baldness so they worry a lot about it I mean, I loved it, I wouldn't be in a frying pan, they're so on, you have all the legs all the eyes the teeth cube in the ball who cares it adds up I like it more yes but no partly it's a big problem you pet a little spider he is Armani now he runs back to the net and all the other spiders go the ones we were in a cap baseball for fashion a little weird now it's just fashion we'll take it off on the web now just keep it in the cold cold we're in a cupboard under the sink it's boiling take it off now take it off Oh have you been that any human trace leaves this net number three of polar bears or sometimes cover their black nose during a hunt to camouflage themselves more completely?

It's a good idea on her because Mr. part for the old nose is perfectly camouflaged there why her nose is so white. I sneak up on a little arctic hare and I get there and the arctic hare turns around. The polar bear is leaving, but how did they find out? Because that's the behavior of all sitting polar bears. I'm not going. I'm starving every time I sneak up on you. a little hair looks around and jumps it's like you can see me I can't understand little voice a little hair moves I can tell you can you see us well?

I can see where you are and how many of you are really how you're going to kick yourself now go on tell us he knows he's black the nose is black oh geez can you see us now? No, my favorite fact, okay, number four, Montana mountain goats or sometimes they hit their heads so hard that their hooves fall off, could that be it? right that's amazing there are two there and looking at a goat one says like and then says yeah I'll probably do it right now I saw it first that's not how it works since it works we have to run the towards each other truly. hard and break heads, it's that safe oh yeah, okay, do it, ow, oh, look, oh, yeah, yours, okay, yeah.

I cling to the impact. Did you know about this when you tell me more enemies? Never mind that my feet have fallen off, a most amazing fact that elephants have. I was caught swimming up to two miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. That is incredible. I didn't know he could swim. I mean, I didn't think I could swim two miles out to sea, but that's the language this person uses. They caught me. Swimming like it's illegal says the coast guard tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow the phone rings ring ring hello they're doing one no I'll be there 5050 buddy that's my little boat I'm not jerking off with a guy behind me yeah what are you doing? , it's not nothing is what is that beach ball tell me what are you doing don't look at it what object what are you doing swimming yes you are do you know how far Coast are you miles is yes it is yes it is you know you Don't wait to do this, don't cry , but if you know, you know when to do it.

I've told you many times why you do it again. I forgot to get on the boat. Thank you so much. Good night. thank you