Borrowing Blockbusters: Bondsploitation - The Best Worst James Bond Knock Offs

When author Ian Fleming's James Bond first hit the big screen in 1962's Dr, more than a few would have imagined the impact the longevity and popularity of Eon's productions would enjoy with a franchise that now has 25 films and is so beloved. as usual. about the movies that wanted to be those movies but didn't make it, particularly the ones that didn't make it, in strange or hilarious ways, surprise, that means tai ties, telugu ties and tiny ties, wrestlers, troubadours and cyborgs, good guys, guys bad guys and popeyes, a lot of it. It makes no sense for movies to be vaguely graded based on how objectively good they are and, more importantly, how good, bad, or inadvertently entertaining.

This might be the biggest subgenre ever spawned by a single property and we're going around the world covering the

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it has to offer, but we should probably move closer to countries like India, so let's start on firmer footing with the US, where Bond's influence was first seen on television in groundbreaking series like Get Smart Mission Impossible and Lancelot Link Secret Chimp Secret Gym in theatrical versions. of some programs were broadcast for decades in a cannibal stupa, but they were not among the most interesting early American pirate bonuses. dead eyes and what's up tiger lily a japanese spy movie watered down for comedic effect by a completely average filmmaker what comes out of his mouth is sacred apart from that it's funnier than it sounds harrison pig spartan derrick's major franchises flint and matt helm were hollywood's funniest visible contribution to big screen bonsploitation in this era along with the dr goldfoot films which dipped into the beach party movie trend for their low level smut and horny simpleton heroes and demonstrate what a benny hill

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movie would have been like, derek flint's much funnier Hippie chic James Coburn radiates as the ultimate bohemian renaissance man equals subversion in this genre and, along with his unpredictable performance, is key to making the first two films entertaining.

He is not in the third with four films in three years. Matt directs one of the most prolific American film tie-ins of the era and probably the first person to battle Chuck Norris on screen. If you walk like a victim, you will most likely become a very similar but lesser-known person. The Sultan Pepper films with Sammy Davis Jr and Peter Lawford as London club owners involved in Bondi and escapades What's a Chinese prostitute named Mai Ling here tonight? They are at the heart of much of the humor and the cultures are in conflict the older boys call the younger ones prefect they are all called they run errands and do what they are told oh, that's a man lois no, no, I don't es, I was for two During the years I was here, all of these early offerings have a tongue-in-cheek appeal, but the kind of bad, fun movies we're really looking for didn't start appearing until the early '70s, and for my money, the first was Wonder Woman filmed in Manila in shorts with a cast and crew made up of whoever was in town at the time Wonder Woman gets Dr.

Moreau on her octopus with a mad scientist using his army of girls to kidnap subjects for brain transplants. For some reason, the only person investigating is unusually proactive. Insurance agent Mike Harbor, but Ross Hagan barely shows up to play and he actually forgot the name of the guy he's looking for here, that explains the kidnapping of the featured player, what's his name and the other missing athletes, it's basically a series of broken chasers . Filled with everything from human chimeras to brain sex to something identified as karate, The Billion Dollar Menace is a feature-length pilot starring Dale Robinette whose charisma deficit is so terminal that I think they made it a feature of his character. , it's just what I need to remove those stubborn stains that I don't understand the rest of the cast is much better and includes the omnipresent patrick mcnee as a super villain who wants to blow a hole in the ozone layer, the ozone layer has someone in the annals of crime that has ever asked for a ransom.

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Once Upon a Spy is another pilot and while it's not as funny as it should be, the speech is the

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draw. Christopher Lee is an evil tech billionaire with a wheelchair with a rocket launcher and a shrink ray. Oh my god, and just Ted Danson. can stop him from creating a new world order, it's a great idea if you think Enter the Dragon features too much Bruce Lee and not enough gymnastics. His direct director, Robert Klaus, was kind enough to remake her as Jim Carter, Jim Cutter. I imagine you all know this movie from Now, but if not, it stars real-life gymnastics champion Kurt Thomas as imaginary gymnastics champion Jonathan Cabot, who is recruited by the CIA to overthrow a responsible dictator. of his father's death.

Klaus doesn't miss any opportunity to practice gymnastics-based kung fu. Whether it makes sense or not, her co-star Richard Norton told me that the pommel horse was meant to be a butcher's table. I could talk about this forever, but you've probably seen it. Believe it or not, there's another good Bond

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off from the mid-'80s. A gymnast recruited by a government agency to avenge his father's death, a secret agent who never is too young to die, presents us with a concept that Hollywood is determined to execute with the complicated teenage

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because Bond is already a bit cocky, so having people like John Stamos act arrogant.

Teen versions are asking for trouble in the 80s, there was the added danger of love scenes with adults. I know Stamos was 22 filming this, but he plays a schoolboy and she plays an adult secret agent, so it seems strange, so you think you can sit down. biology 101 after this, gene simmons plays a hermaphrodite terrorist cabaret singer, it is soon forgotten that quite a few Bond youngsters have battled barely observable evil and calamities. The double or boy with corey haim malcolm in the middle justin bierfield was in a cut price fred olin? Ray Take called the kid with Teen Bond movies are better. that agent cody bank all of them yeah you killed my uncle you're still my enemy okay no the usual bet sir yeah double oh and seven all right sir my name is jax duncan jacks , back to the adults with the unmasking of the idol.

The first of two adventures featuring weekend ninja Duncan Jacks taking on a secret cult involved in a world domination plot. We're ready for a man who many people consider the most dangerous ninja on the face of the earth other than me, of course, Jax is the only role ever played by actor Ian Hunter, who I'm pretty sure was on an ego trip. self-financed even though the budget is quite substantial, there's a lot to like here, the hunter-brain-like lack of self-awareness, the charm of the sets and costumes, the ambition of the staging, all the ways in which the word ninja sounds funny, calling all guards, calling all guards, be on the lookout for intruding ninjas and of course the monkey, who is played by an animal that acts like royalty, the typhoon, the baboon star of both, the fly. and Shakma, making him the most experienced member of the cast, as well as the best ninja hunter and typhoon assembled in the Order of the Black Eagle, which surpasses the premise of the first film with Nazis planning to take over the world with a giant laser and a reanimated one.

Hitler, sadly, there is less help for the baboon, although when he appears he drives a miniature tank, otherwise it's pretty much the same movie just with an unusual claim to fame, thanks to the media I think red letters because of what happened to 280-pound stuntman Steve Wingard. a man on a three wheeler drove over my face, they actually tied me with duct tape to a sheet of plywood, put me in a van and took me to the hospital, oh I was a mess, I was, I was high , I just didn't care, no I don't think you're the only one goodbye mister jacks bag they're going to cut your head off laser mission stars tomorrow brandon lee is the freelance spy michael gold who gets caught up in a russian plot financed by angola to force a German scientific genius to build a mega laser in Namibia using Cuban soldiers, all of which makes more sense than casting Ernest Borgnine as the genius despite him being a replacement for David Hasselhoff.

Lee is perfect as gold. Obviously, the physical stuff is easy, but his innate charm means he can get away with it. Also, I never put price tags on women, it's much more fun to take them off. Some things come off very easily, not that he needs to go on a laser mission. It's all about the action, which reminds me that the A-Team was created by Michael Mann all those eighties. Kindness Has Inexorably Led Us to the Best Kept Secret of the American Bond Float, Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shoot Intensely Improbable Vanity Project Deadly Spy Games is one of three exploitation films written, directed and produced by Jack M Cell, who also plays secret agent jack banner in the only acting role of his career, which means we've been let down because this guy is amazing, we find him having sex with this poor woman who is soon murdered by a robot butler god, I love it this job, we get to work being the aggressive redefinition of the terms action movie and vanity project this is impeccable ego exploitation if there are banners on the screen he is doing something deadly or cool and if he doesn't everyone is talking about how deadly or cool he is very mortal man this banner character there are distractions that we Show what appears to be cell and tippy's personal photo album hedren appears in a submarine playing the world's least likely naval chief, but above all we We marvel at how deadly or cool the posters are, one knot that really is deadly and cool is Austrian Prince Malcolm Lynch and Moonlights is a CIA agent in a series of novels and films of which The Widow's Eye is the best,

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It's not always clear what's going on, but it usually comes down to a lost quarter-billion-dollar viral war or a Georgian role-playing game. I'd like to see my Raphael, there is a story behind this movie, it's too strange not to have one and it was never released in the US despite having a properly budgeted cast and crew, including the hat of Indiana Jones as Lynch, Make Love to Me Here and Now, and If You Close Your Eyes, I'll Kill You, isn't hectic or inept, just impossible to follow and full of strange choices that aren't explained, like why this scene happens in front of polar bears breaking the fourth wall, what the Georgian roleplay is all about and why Hell, it's interrupted by anti-Semitic terrorists in a scene that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie and is never explained.

Shut your mouth, you disgusting Zionist pig kick. For every good and bad link scam, there are several bad disappointments and I usually ignore them, but there is one that looks so promising and turns out so miserable that I feel the need to offer a warning without a duck. I make it a point to catch him, given Billy Dee Williams' rap stars, you could be forgiven for accepting the challenge. of the secret agent double soul for God's sake, isn't there a filmmaker who never challenged the audience of him? Andy Sudaris, a former television bigwig best known for his Lethal Ladies film series.

His approach was to choose simple women according to their dimensions and convictions. This is an intern at a radio station and then he sends them to Hawaii to take off their tops, which means all of these deadly lady movies are basically the same, so I'll try to cover half a dozen at a time. Movies are a tough ticket to Hawaii. wild beach guns live or die and hard pursue a singing stripper who is actually an undercover agent has crucial intelligence that will lead a government agency made up of fighters and playmates to a supervillain planning something evil in Hawaii, a shooter in head, the girls Andy likes the most are paired up.

They will island-hop from their nearby base in a small plane that fans will be very familiar with. They will then get into the jeep to travel to the city, but they must be careful because that is when they or their colleagues will be victims of a helicopter attack. The girls then head to the hot tub to decide their plan of action, which will include a radio-controlled toy that has been retrofitted into a bomb,then there's some cool vehicle porn and the bad boy explodes, congratulations, applause. Cedaris' films don't feel like a bond. imitations because of everything, well, this gets my butt up, but they raise a lot of tropes and, oh, a debt that she seemed to recognize when she cast Roger Moore's son, Jeffrey, in the only major roles of his career.

My purpose in life is to live elegantly in In case the reasoning wasn't obvious enough, he is credited as rj moore and appears in this embarrassing double zero seven themed dream sequence, all kinds of people appear in these things , but better-known regulars include Gerald Okamura, who played an Elvis impersonator back in the day. from the warrior to the leong eric estrada donna lance and julie cepa who played the character twice m washington has to protect our funding. I'll let Blackhawk know right away, although all of these movies are very similar, some are a little more fun than others thanks to the higher density of crazy and difficult tickets to Hawaii is probably the densest outside of the US.

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The region's most determined fighters came from Mexico, where the incredibly popular wrestler movie once gave Mexico's favorite wrestlers a secondary role fighting alien monsters and, occasionally, egomaniacal supervillains. The best known fighter. It was the saint and the best known bond imitation is operation 67, but believe it or not, it is quite well done. Passport to Death is not the sequel to Blue Demon Destroyer of Spies, featuring the eponymous hero and a fellow Bondian who first confronts an evil doctor and then his disappointing rogue robot. My copy doesn't have subtitles so I'm not sure why people are still blowing up.

It took me half the movie just to spot the guy on the silver ski. The suit is meant to be the fighting robot, the movies are complicated cinema, but as the 13th century Persian poet Molana Rooney said, where there are ruins there is hope of treasure and I guess he was anticipating the champions of justice, It's fantastically bad all-star melee combat. in which a mad genius superpowers a remote-controlled army of dwarves and only the biker fighters can save the day. It really is a movie with everything, obviously there is wrestling, but there is also high speed action, high flying action, underwater action, frozen lightning, intrigue and more inexplicable explosions, nothing of However, these are the strangest elements because in For a moment the film pauses to allow the champions to judge which of their goddaughters is the most attractive.

It's just a brief interlude and we're soon back to super midget wrestling and jazz if you don't. like wrestlers mexico has more direct bond clones it's alex dynamo's most entertaining movie but it's basically people shooting each other for 90 minutes before heading to asia i just want to stop in argentina for operation rosa rosa there are two main reasons and the first is That Bond keeps stopping to do this starts to make sense when you realize he's played by popular singer Sandro because casting South American Tom Jones as James Bond is a stroke of genius. The second reason is even more compelling and relates to this little guy.

This is how he connects the cables from the villain to the heroes to a torture device that activates every time his puppet double dances on the switch, in theory, it goes on and on until the subject dies and so on until Japan, where we We encounter a problem: the breaking of the link. The perks are too good - there are plenty of low-budget B movies like Key of Keys, the spy movie that became What's Up Tiger Lily - but they're not much fun and the landscapes are full of brilliant oddities, including killers tight blacks and the diesel pie, that is.

Sort of a combination of bonuses and scanners. Having said that there are likely candidates, apparently the large magnum Kurowa sensai is a bond knockoff, but I only found the trailer, which is okay in the early days. There was a similar problem in Hong Kong. where the shaw brothers dominated bonsploitation with unfortunate competence, their films were perfectly well-made little thrillers that borrowed heavily from the source, most impressive are the Ken Adams-style sets that were only occasionally reused, but even more rarely house the kind of things we're looking for. Some of these films are edgier than others, some are more action-oriented and, most importantly, some even have a sense of humor, but ultimately they are all quite similar and audiences soon tire of them, which opened the door to more imaginative filmmakers. hong kong is an australian co-production featuring today's biggest kung fu star jimmy wang yoo future exploitation king brian trenchard smith filled the cast with an eclectic group including fight choreographer samo hung as henchman one of each of both types of An Australian Man from the 1970s and George Lazenby is the bad guy, he, what a really bad guy, but there were three of them, all armed, it turned out to be a dangerous shoot with two stuntmen involved in a accident filming on open roads, jimmy wang yoo was injured when the hang glider crashed and almost knocked out his cameo director in this scene the two men did not get along and apparently Lazenby suffered serious burns performing this stunt himself not sure if this tune be legal after Hong Kong man things really went off the rails with the dragon lives again in What Bruce Lee and Popeye can I show if I want?

It's a public place, don't you band together to stop James Bond and a whole platoon of intellectual property infringers from taking over hell? We have Dracula and he can gather all his zombies to help us also what is the problem there is not much link but it is not necessary because someone says it is a real joke if we can't trust

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bond who is going to bring bruce lee from beijing with love is about a rural area A pork seller was called in to recover a stolen dinosaur skull for reasons and bears all the hallmarks of writer-director-star Stephen Chow's latest films, including a welcome propensity for violence inventiveness.

It is the perfect way for Hong Kong to end three decades of bonsploitation and it is just that. a full-blown parody was the last straw, which in the case of this genre also highlights a small problem. Good imitations are often labeled as parodies just because they don't take themselves seriously, not from Beijing with love, that's definitely a parody, but a real link. Movies have always made fun of themselves, so an element of self-awareness is authentic because Bond's tongue is always halfway in his cheek. Genuine parodies really have to go somewhere, which is a dangerous business and one of the many reasons Casino Royale is the only legitimate one, although Nonnie in the parody is practically unwatchable, you guys are his joke shop, Spies, gentlemen, I'm largely ignoring you because deliberate broad comedy doesn't really belong in this company without a twist and because that kind of humor is so subjective, oh geez, I thought it smelled. cabbage we headed south to malaysia and singapore which initially received imitation bonds from the shaw brothers of hong kong who made singaporean versions of some films by filming them twice, once in mandarin and once in malay, that's the process it took Jeffrey Zane on the left. jin sharidan as zane in agile bayangan and on the right is teng li as the owl, one of hong kong's most prolific pirate links in death summons, both films were directed by low way on the same sets with the same background actors and both are better than the genuinely indigenous map link, which is about a dimwitted wannabe who sometimes has superpowers and acquires invincibility pills from a magic briefcase.

Let's move on to Thailand. Here they had Red Eagle, a masked crime fighter whose immensely popular film series didn't leave much room. for bond, although the matrobancha star, who sadly died in an accident on the set of the 1970 film, was open about its influence, at least half a dozen films were made, but some were lost and I don't think any are available subtitled However, you don't need to know what the comic relief sidekick is saying for him to be effective, it's not a proper link scam and this is in James Band double 07, the true fate of Thai chili means that a driver of a one-hectare pedicab is chosen with a dying person, not the end of the bond. mission in a scenario that marks this as a clumsy pretending to be a Bond movie, starts with that classic Double07 tune and all the Bond clichés then launches into what must be a plot of some kind.

Thai comedian can be hard work and too many. Things fall apart, but that has to be weighed against the fact that the villain therefore has droids for the region's most rewarding industry. Philippine bond knock

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date back at least to 1965, when Tony Ferreira starred in the first of more than 20 Agent X-44s. films at the same time, local comedy legend Dolphie began producing parodies such as Dr. Yes Genghis Bond and Doll Finger, but the only one that seems to be available and funny is James Batman, who instead of combining the heroes as he suggests The title sees Batman and Bond as rivals competing to save the day from a communist alliance known as Claw Dolph.

They play both parts, Bond is the one on the left, but it is Batman who ultimately saves the day from the man with the giant gun. , making it the winner of the intra icon competition, but the only real loser is the notion of copyright. James Batman is just a trivial preamble because what happened next is special. Ernesto de la Cruz, better known as Weng Wing, was 24 years old and 2 feet 9 inches tall when he swept the 1982 Manila film festival. A double agent for his height only promoted or rather exploited by the writing-producing team cora and peter cabalis his small stature and immense charm meant that he captured the hearts of the nation there is a boy zed oh my little head the main attraction here is obvious but beyond this it is an impeccable film and full of surprises despite the fact that develops a routine for fight scenes where the bad guys run around a corner, someone off camera throws wang at them and kicks them in the balls until they are incapacitated watching the agent double kick.

Bad Boys in the Balls is a simple and highly effective form of entertainment, but it's a lover, not just a fighter, even if the occasionally fake dubbing may disagree, you're such a little guy, although very small as a potato, Let's go or forget it. a sexual animal, I don't know, I'm crazy about you, agent Obalou, why I don't know, should we do it? You're stuck there, your body, that dubbing is the work of American producer Dick Randall, there's a lot of money in this shop the butcher the baker the chandelier maker whose unique approach to making nonsense about foreign language films is often integral to his appeal ironic we must get them at all costs, otherwise we will have to leave town the real plot is a standard theme the villain wants to take over the Philippines affair, but we keep guessing the true identity of the nefarious lord giant until the end, lord giant, that is right when he turns out to be another midget Wang, confronts him man to man and kicks him in the balls until he gives in, but only after flying to his island with a miniature jet pack, this is a remarkable film, as optimistic and joyful as determined and insane, incapable of genuine pathos, if you laugh at this you deserve to have a midget throne waved in your face and then they made another one actually the impossible kung fu boy is the third in the series the first cinematic double agent or is it like so many currently lost Filipino movies this time the bad guy intends to extort a billion pesos from the world by threatening to kidnap, murder and vomit Through a plan as vague as his background, you don't know me and you don't have to know me, Except for the fact that I am the leader of a global organization with affiliations all over the world, naturally, Wang was hired to look after.

Of things, what the hell is that? He thanks the stars on a small motorcycle. It really couldn't be better and unfortunately Dick Randall didn't do the dubbing this time around, but otherwise this is almost as good as it gets for you. height only if there is something when there is even more to do, including an epic rumble in the middle of the movie, more love and a lot more ball kicking. Buckle up for India, where Bollywood is just one of several film industries, each with its own style of language and approach. bond imitations, the first to find a large audience was guduchari116, a Telugu language film from Hyderabad that is actually pretty good, but you know I'm going to show the only clip that makes it look silly.

Jidara Bali was an even bigger successfor Bangaloreans. industry and much more like a link, not really in kerala, cid nazir was the substitute, while chennai offered cid shankar by the end of the decade, these progenitors had inspired dozens of followers and imitators, but i want to get to the later stuff where Indian knotters started doing things like this, no matter how fancy and judo-packed it may be, the diamond racket operation is impossible to follow apparently even if you speak the language, so I can't tell you what it is, but I can tell you there is a decent budget and non-stop action.

Hyderabad's hero Krishna is practically a guarantee of satisfaction because the Telugu language or Tollywood films he starred in are generally the most entertaining. In James Bond Triple Seven, he faces a villain who has trained a pack of dogs to be jewel thieves. Krishna's signature character was Godachary116's agent Gopi, and in the '70s they finally started filming him in the glorious color of Jesus. , movies were becoming increasingly derivative and this soft reboot may seem like it covers up the big bond hits. doctor's fire-breathing dragon tank not the live-and-let-die scene where roger moore kills a snake with shaving lotion and connery's dance routine from thunderball but the movie that took this type of straight play to the limit is rajashari first impressions aren't It's not unusual for there to be the horrible suspicion that it might be a comedy followed by the blessed realization that it's another Krishna film and then things start to look familiar only more familiar than usual when Max Calber is murdered in the phone booth of his nightclub, the penny should have dropped. a very unofficial remake of the spy who loved me, there are differences, Stromberg's underwater lair and Bond's wardrobe were clearly intended for imitation banana splits and if you think the fact that it's a remake means there will be less song and dance routines, you are wrong. but overall, the commitment to replication is quite significant: some of these sequences are done shot by shot and props and sets are often recreated with unusual care, where real locations are required.

It seems like an effort has been made to find something suitable somewhere they can. What can't be convincingly replicated is the action that's part of the appeal, as it is in Lady James Bond, which has the added bonus of a score that sounds like a craftsman fighting John Barry, both losing to the editor. who gets bored of music and does this damn thing. I feel like I have to say this a lot, but I didn't edit it and it was technically an exposition. The rest of the first act is just action scenes that culminate in this attack on our temporal lobes.

Lady James Bond herself is played by the late Silksmith, a troubled outsider who made her name primarily in the Tamil film industry, where she tended to play physical roles and usually did so while dressed. Thus, which led to her being classified as an erotic actress and excluded from respectable roles, which is lucky for us because she may be the best female action star India has ever had finally in a Bollywood film where the agent by Jeetendra, Bond 303, must stop yet another villain whose attempt to blow up the world's supplies of Stock Footage when there's no Bigfoot trying to eat the knot, this is a little more low-key than Talugu films, although watching The clips seem hard to believe and it doesn't make it easier to understand what it is.

Going 303 has a female counterpart played by Barvin Barbie, who also plays a bad guy in a twist that's twice as confusing if you don't speak Hindi, and as far as I can tell, she's the most effective agent when she's right in the middle of it. all. She usually only speaks up if you disagree with India's propensity for making Bond sing and dance in kaleidoscopic hellscapes. Here's something else you should avoid, but I love these movies for their incredible energy and creativity, not to mention all the greetings anyway, Hello Krishna, we need you. The 80s have been more than 20 years since she began playing these roles.

Krishna was still younger than Roger Moore when he first took over from him. He better believe he can still take names when he needs to, which is most of the time because the fight scenes in this thing are relentless, just like the surprises in any other country spy movie. We would know very well that this briefcase was equipped with knockout gas, but let us never take Indian cinema for granted. Krishna joined what is actually a reboot of someone vivid. supporting characters, including a childish sidekick and a very questionable villain in the 90s, this kind of blatant bonsploitation went out of fashion in India, Mr.

Bond might meet our criteria, but he's not as good as he seems. Everything I just covered is hard to recommend these movies when they can be three hours long and rarely have subtitles, but many of them are genuinely good and even when they're not, their unintentional value is usually the result of our provincial unfamiliarity. With India's unique film culture, it's not bad filmmaking, I generally said. When does the B-movie trend become a genre? When the Italians start it. The backbone of the bonsplotion is Euro Spy. A relentless cycle of almost identical film clips that had already begun to break into the gay party when Bond arrived late, but the impact it had with Dr No from Russia with Love and Goldfinger was immense and breathed new life into old characters like Oss 117 and francis coplan most of the eurospy films were international co-productions that involved money from all over the world, but particularly from spain, west germany, france and italy, where the madness effectively began and almost all of them are garbage, it is a personal view and probably unpopular, but would do anything to avoid enduring another one.

The best ones are mostly parody movies like the end of agent w4c, the tall blonde man with one black shoe and of course. the rebooted oss ​​117 movies that are better than the old ones, but in general, no matter how well made the serious ones are, they are rarely interesting and no matter how poorly made they are actually funny and there are too many experts on them. Sir Christopher Frailing has said that around 50 were made, while Matt Blake and David Diehl's book, The Euro Spy Guide, features around 200, obviously it depends on how you define them, but if you include English imitations of Gran Brittany and peripheral subgenres such as formeti. -Neri adaptations and superhero crossovers, there could be more, even if I were qualified, there's no time to cover Euro Spy properly so I'll just pick a couple instead of delving in and we'll start with the most obvious. the name is bear and less connery neil connery known for his strategic choice of sean's younger brother neil as the link is not alberto di martino's eurospy mundanity ok connery or operation younger brother which also features a solid collection of transient and even bagged bad girls and boys. lois maxwell will play no money penny and bernard lee will play not m i am cunningham a valid counterespionage for western europe this is miss maxwell my assistant in a puzzling meta move connery's character uses his real name and is hired to replace his recently murdered agent brother secret, it seems that no one in your family is a rank amateur, it is no worse than the average eurobond despite being nicknamed.

I met him when he took my hypnosis course, the one I gave in Japan, but the trick is the only thing that stands out. About an innocuous but essential film, of course, many of Bond's early stars cashed in on their association with the franchise by taking on high-paying roles in knock-offs. Eurospia in particular offered paid employment to anyone who had appeared in an early film. but it was an international phenomenon and Joe Lewis's Bond-inspired horror show, Jaguar Lives United, featured at least half a dozen memorable Bond actors, including Joseph Wiseman as a blind magician, Christopher Lee as a heroin smuggler and Donald Pleasance as a Fruit Loop dictator.

I tortured the prison. just a little, an immediate and simple

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eight years later, well, connery, bernard lee and lois maxwell signed up for a french parody from hong kong with love, but it's a horrible train wreck for funny bad europe. You want this to be transmitted directly to our dimension from ultraverse seven. Women of Gold vs. 207 claims to be a film about the search for Nazi treasure, something I can neither confirm nor deny due to the way it is edited, are you a secretary? No, but Barbican, it's not fair to blame the film for the litany of errors.

It was subjected to post-production, but that doesn't make it any less fun, you know, there's really nothing to be jealous of, sir, I know where the treasure is, but not the exact place and someone approved it. Yo, barbican, did you choose this accent? I have already arranged to talk to this character. Why don't you do what I told you and go about your business? Well, he said he was fishing for all of us, yes, of course he is, but not for you, it's for those foreigners. In there, how did you know we were here? Look, now you've made me put down my pipe.

You will leave? Like I said, I'm not going to go into euros properly, but there's no way I can ignore yes or cam Turkish. The B movie industry of the '60s, '70s and '80s was one of the most stylish, entertaining and unapologetically derivative the world has ever known. Micro-budget bootlegs of almost every popular foreign property were made for domestic fans and thanks to the relentless theft of their theme music. In one way or another, the link appeared in most of them, but the direct and definitive replacement was Goksel Arsoy's genius golden boy, a by-the-numbers hero who took on the by-the-numbers villains and was fondly remembered by the numbers. for this video, a better adaptation of the handful of films inspired by both Bond and the American superhero series of the 1930s, and that's an excuse to talk about the immortal demon Tulga, who went on to direct films, including The Con of Superman, who we just saw, plays the masked secret agent. the copperhead who tries to stop a doctor satan from taking over him, for some reason, is helped by sherlock holmes, while dr.

Satan is aided in his endeavor by a murderous robot. I recently covered the immortal demon in a video watching good and bad superhero movies, so I won. I won't go on for long, but there are important reasons why you need to see it, plus endless quirky decisions like including this sort of thing while airing transition shots that would take us from one place to another. Look at this Dr. Satan he is so contagiously happy. about how evil he is, it gives the whole movie a warm and fuzzy feeling and while I recommend Turkish quasi-tie-off knockoffs based on superhero shows and featuring Sherlock Holmes, for some reason Kieran Seven Candy Adam from Casa is also good , but time is short. and i haven't even mentioned screen god junit arcane and jessilkam chettin's belligerent style tornado in anch in the biggest coup arkhan plays murat a secret agent with an eye for the ladies who is reluctantly assigned to investigate an old man friend gone bad and is in a The arch movie has as much tonal whiplash and misogyny as we can handle, the action is fierce too, a car chase at the beginning is particularly good, although if you only show the parts that aren't stolen from the diamonds are forever, lose some of the magic and we are never far away. from a burst of junkata, the mysterious martial art known only to arkhan, I can't stress enough how strange the sudden changes in tone can be, one minute we're seeing, not jaws massacring innocence, and the next, this kind of things are happening and finally to bond's homeland and we can also start or start the ending where ian fleming did with author h.c mcneill's bulldog drummond, the womanizing adventurer to whom double oh seven owes so much, here it is, it They released more than a dozen Drummond films between 1922 and 1951, but The Inevitable Bond-Induced Reboot is very different.

It stars Elka Summer, who was almost driven out of Russia with love. You like my body? and Richard Johnson, who rejected Bond. Well, is not bad. He is very good at a surprisingly well-funded self-awareness. extrapolation that turns out to be an explosive sequel that some girls do has the same tone and is just as good the original movie modesty blaze is similar to the drummond reboots in that it doesn't take itself seriously and vibrates with sexual tension as monica viti seduces capers and brawls across the Mediterranean trying to stop a diamond smuggler who has already killed Britain's top agent, adapted from the comic book series through the same country kitchen media, barbarella soonHe would employ Terrence Stamp and Dirk Bogard would steal the show as a gay sidekick and possibly villain. respectively, you are aboard the andronicus found from berserker to dubrovnik with a cargo of fruits and nuts he is a fruit emergency all this glamor created a void in the market in the form of harry palmer and ironically it was the double producer of 07 harry saltzman who Filled him Casting Michael Kane as the abrasive anti-bond worker in the Ipris file could be the role of his career and the chemistry he shares with Guy Dolman, spy chief H.L.

Ross, helps make Chris and his sequel, the funeral in Berlin, among the best Bond. Cashions Dorby works with his men and doesn't even have my sense of humor, yes sir, I'll miss you sir, the third movie is closer to our wheelhouse thanks to Ken Russell's deranged direction and Ed Begley's psychotic oil billionaire, and Texas is the only truly healthy one. air in this world that's why i haven't left texas in 25 years i don't like the air in other places it's amazing how we all really survived thirty years later, kane was supported in front of the cameras by a couple of palmer plus films starring jason connery but it's too much to cast bon they are like palmers the ends justify the means for completists there is another palmer adaptation but it's not as interesting as the guy behind it lindsay shonteff was a canadian expatriate filmmaker whose first bond imitations the millionaires of sumeru and the second best secret agent in the whole world only hint at the strange humor that doubled his later work found his voice with a big zapper a ramshackle mess of clichés sleaze and karate the appeal of chantez films lies in their unique blend of verve palpable, incongruous humor and technical incompetence, they are so poorly done that I'm pretty sure even adr is a improvised game, fingers, no, you're fine, I use it, the zapper of the title is played brilliantly by linda marlowe, who can introduce myself I'm harriet zapp a private detective who is tough as a rock my boyfriend some people like dogs but i prefer rock her understated composure is the perfect contrast to gary's volatile villain hope somehow it all comes together with the vibe of a little repertory troupe of like-minded weirdos pursuing a crazy vision which in this case is lindsay schonte's joyful, childish love of women, guns, and movies, particularly women with guns in movies, hello, that one charles okay yeah of course after the spy story shonte wanted to make a sequel to his Before Bon Clone the world's second best secret agent but rights issues meant hero Charles Vine was unavailable .

What about that guy who solved that gold conspiracy? I'm afraid he would end up in prison otherwise, but I have a good man for you. the director decided to make the movie anyway and just changed the character's name to charles bind even though it had already been used in hand spy agent bind james no charlie double number oh oh what i have no idea, they looked at me and they said uh-oh, it's a secret service number one fruit merchant, it's built on the same atonal contradictions as the great zapper, and like the great zapper, it's going to be a tough watch if you don't find the anachronistic misogyny at least a little ironically funny. , you should not.

I don't have number one, I didn't have it, sir, they are for his nurse, the one with the big knockers. Plots driven by the exploits of Richard Todd's Arthur Loveday, a wealthy idealist who has begun murdering corporate evildoers in an attempt to restore some sort of balance to the world. world to protect themselves from bind has been hired crash a criminal organization composed of mercenaries with extraordinary talents and led by a tinker from lovejoy crash k-r-a-s-h massacre rape arson massacre and beatings that would need an independent rapist bind himself is a chauvinistic braggart and is played by the underrated Nikki Henson, he is essentially what Bond would have been like if Fleming had more of a sense of humor and less of a sense of shame.

It's not always clear what we're meant to take seriously with scenes like this skirmish at a construction site that mixes genre parody with sheer speed. for the humor and at the same time genuinely exciting thanks to the energy of shante and the melody of the theme, more moving than most legitimate bonus offers, returned in 1979, license to love and kill this time performed by gareth hunt who somehow way he manages to be even drier than henson big zapper antagonist gary hope is on villain duties i must have my little push he is joined by deep roy as a henchman although only briefly because this happens to him at the beginning when you play with fire you burn your ass There are remixes of many of the biggest hits from the first film, which means incomprehensible but entertaining action, strange weapons like razor blades, nipple tassels that are impossible to show, and silly character names.

I'm Carlotta Dangerfield, Lord Dangerfield's daughter. You don't mind. It doesn't matter if I call him a lot for a short deal, plus we will have a repeat of the scene in which our hero is caught by a transvestite murderer. Are you surprised, Mr. Blind, that this happens in many Shantae movies? I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. Also updated is the Bind Spy Car which is now a Jaguar E-Type with the ability to drive itself, fly or at least jump and even transform into a wrecked mg, come on girl you can do it and like its old one. car, this one is equipped with an impractical and impossible weapon.

I saw him coming. Diminishing returns meant Shontes was relegated to filming on video for Bind's final outing in 1990s Gun Number One, which is still fun, but jumps the shark with a talking car. Ah, get angry everyone. fight They've pushed me enough today the standards have dropped so far they don't even try to make the transvestite killer convincing that's a gimmick at least it doesn't feature a frog dancing with a dinosaur come on freddy since fr07 starts with the head that the mi6 recruit legendary French agent despite measured opposition surely we don't need the help of a garlic eater and that's why the rest of Europe hates us.

Freddie is tasked with solving the disappearance of several British landmarks, proving once again how all the best plots are stolen from Danger Mouse, gone, it's great that someone takes the time to go to London somehow premiered in American theaters, where it became the lowest-grossing animated film of all time despite an incredible cast that included the typically low-key Brian, the blessed invasion, defeat and slavery will follow. Having been eaten alive by excessive imitation and lazy parody, the bond float limped into the new millennium looking fractured and with little of its original appeal, occasional homages, barely legal abominations and barely related extravagances have followed, every one mixing different elements of the bond cannon with his own ideas that The cannon is now so large and diverse that it is no wonder that the influence of the bond is shown in so many ways.

After all, Doctor No's double 07 is not really the double 07 of Say Die Another Day. Try to imagine this guy surfing one night in a tsunami in North Korea. Try to imagine this guy surfing one night in a tsunami in North Korea, maybe it was just a bad idea. The most effective descendants of modern Bond films tend to be those that borrow the least, like Bourne and Mission: Impossible. They clearly owe that debt, but the movies work differently and bon's personality is nowhere to be seen in his clear asexual heroes to finish things off, we need the best contemporary example of bonsploitation no, it's not an Egyptian comedy because, like In the early days, James Bond can be found on American television, well, no I wouldn't like to invite that comparison, but yes, in Adam Reed's animated comedy series Archer, all aspects of all bonds are combined into a timeless aesthetic and then taken so far that it should really tie in the idea of ​​bonsploitation, hey, you want to smell something, I swear.

Jeez Mr Archer I've got h on speed dial, shut up, most rip-offs and parodies are selective with character tropes, they address attributes that further amplify such as Bond's skill as a player or marksman, it's easy, great Scott, I think that's the most amazing trick. I've never seen shooting doing the same thing with the inherent elitism or cruelty of it being harder if your character wants to remain likable, but Reed doesn't care if Archer is likable. Wool. Your eyes are amazing. Archer, I mean, not compared to your tits, but as a result, is the least filtered and perhaps most revealing of all the wildly amplified imitations of Double 07, a callous, self-absorbed mouth of a high-functioning alcoholic that makes him more link that link.