Actors React to Skyblock Potato War 3 FINALE by Technoblade

I wanted to grow more

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es. She should start growing pumpkins, but wait a minute. Techno Blade, that's the wrong vegetable. Wait, what do you mean it's a fruit? At this point, we pretty much max out the production of our minions. The only thing left to work on was the speed at which we could farm.

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es by hand, the farming skill gives more crops as you level up, so I decided to grind them at the highest level. I did the math and found that growing potatoes is so incredibly inefficient for leveling up that it was actually more worth building a set. pumpkin farm I started the construction of a pumpkin farm big enough that by the time I was completely done growing it, the pumpkins at the beginning would have already been no, oh, I'll tell you how long it took to build this, oh my goodness.

For a long time without a break people looked and thought I was the last one on my pumpkin farm and soon it came to Squid who started growing pumpkins himself but only saw the surface level of what he was doing. You see, I wasn't just leveling up my farming skills. He was also leveling up several legendary rabbits. There is a reason why he wanted to stop the people from Afk and on Calamares Island even after he started Afk and himself and it is because it is almost impossible for a man to get angry every hour of the day because the servers restart the game they can update your internet can go out and if you are asleep doing something else you will miss it. bonuses until you return, even the most dedicated individual might average only 20 hours of AFK coverage per day and those four hours alone without the rabbit pet, the farm and the crystal will cost you a hundred thousand potatoes and over time , that adds up to solving this defect.

I obtained several level 100 rabbits, some I leveled up and others I bought for tens of millions of coins and then distributed them to thugs in various time zones. I set my island so only guild members could visit it and had my bully head covered with a discord bot that automatically pinged them inside. Five seconds after the rabbit bead left my island, at which point one of them could log into the island and power up my minions until I returned, after a few weeks, we both reached the farm and the levels, This is, literally, he has, he has an army that he has created. a literal hierarchical structure of farmers to increase your account but only after making sure that only after attacking the squid with the afk oh the strategy is crazy it's like death think about what you could do if

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was in investment banking or something like that or helping the poor, but it doesn't say that there is anything wrong with this because this is unrealistic thirdly, let me put it this way, there is a lot that can be learned from this kind of technology commitment with that commitment it's a lot of commendable bad behavior, but yeah, oh here we go, on May 4th there was a pet update that added, among other things, the elephant pet, which at its highest level could increase performance of crops in 25, normally a benefit for the manual.

Farming would be bad for me, as it allowed the squid to catch up much faster, but I had a plan. The reason growing potatoes by hand is so inefficient is because when you break potatoes, they don't grow back, so two-thirds of the time. What you spend on farming is spent on replanting the potatoes you just harvested, Squid and his viewers spent many hours trying to find a solution to this, even building an elaborate red stone machine in an attempt to automate the replanting a bit, but In the end they couldn't find a better one. method and continuous cultivation I should normally be able to plant five at the same time why is it so slow it takes forever?

What if I told you I found a way? You'll see in January. I have A IDEA. What if I had the minions plant? For me at the time this was not practical for two reasons: one, I didn't have enough farming bonuses to make it worth sacrificing normal minion production, but this was resolved when I got farming level 50. Secondly, potato minions were simply too slow. but since then they have improved the flytraps, added the rabbit pet and added poultry meat, a new fuel source that improves the speed of the minions by ninety percent, even then the papa minions were not fast enough to keep up , but I thought to myself if they would.

Let's just plant, you don't need to waste an upgrade slot on a super compactor, so I spent another 250 million coins to get 48 flytrap squids in total and we both started growing potatoes, but your method could get at most 200,000 potatoes per hour , while my double flytrap method, even after subtracting the amount the minions would have produced, could get four hundred and ten thousand potatoes per hour for the next two weeks. We had farmed hours every day but I was farming at the same time what are the chances I'm farming right now five bits I bet techno is doing the same thing it says 130 faster ways to do it you're probably wrong , at this point I extended my lead by another five million potatoes, but at this point, Squid and I had been growing potatoes for almost a year and we were still growing hours every day on my own site, neither of us wanted this continued, so we reached an agreement, whoever reached 500 million potatoes first would win the potato prize.

Hypixel even jumped in to say he would surprise the winner now I only had 300 million potatoes right now but I thought I had this in the bag I mean I've been tracking the Swiss potato count I took into account his afk coverage by having the discord bot. I tracked the raid account logins and knew how much he was hand farming because I was monitoring his farming experience with a 45 million potato head start and a farming method twice as fast as his. What could go wrong? On June 6 things went very wrong. just a small update with some quality of life changes you know, like an enchantment that replants crops after growing them and an item that automatically compacts items in your inventory so you don't have to waste time on it.

You know two minor changes that It just so happened that I improved the squid farming method from 200,000 potatoes to 1.2 million and my farming method becomes worthless. Suddenly, my 45 million potato lead goes from insurmountable to yes. I would confirm that in a couple of days the squid starts putting in crazy hours if I do 12 hours. one day he can keep up absolutely no people say the sword technique never dies but I'm going to put him in the grave meanwhile I'm sitting here in ruins I was out here in my lab coat doing it it's crazy that all that just that little one The change, yes, affects this entire battle.

You almost wonder if I mean it's like a little update. I wonder if anyone is seeing this on the server and notices. I don't know, maybe it's too conspiratorial, but trying to make it happen. Squid is coming back, you know, I have no idea, but those updates make sense to me, like they're smart, yeah, I wouldn't want to update that casual game, that's true, they just make sense, yeah, okay, let's see what happens, the science comes. with new potato growing techniques never seen before and this man just go to the administrators please, free planting is too difficult and they polished their growing method six times, it was eight months of conspiracy and scheming only to fail in the final stretch, no, I couldn't.

I accepted that I was going to win this war at any cost. I immediately drank three months of mystic mushroom soup and got to work expanding my old potato farm, a project that would take 25 hours over the next two days. I knew I was playing the way I intended when I realized that the only reason I donned one of the strongest armor sets in the game was to use its three percent speed bonus to optimize plowing and dirt. for the next two weeks. I did nothing but eat, sleep and grow potatoes. Only three interruptions, each of which cost me millions of dollars, the first was a dentist appointment and the second was when I had to play in Minecraft championships, what can I send you?

Was losing mcc worth the time? it took me two hours to lose mcc but it will take you nine months to lose potatoes o j relax relax hello besides that there was just another time I had to go to the store the other day I had to stop my potato growing because my dad told me: hey, what? you can go to? I went to the store and picked up my medicine and thought, can I really tell him that I'm not getting his medicine because I need to grow potatoes? I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell I want him to doubt, okay, I want to.

He hesitated for a few seconds, but squid was also several hours a day and he had even found a way to maximize his afk coverage. He started sleeping with headphones on and his bullies woke him up with a discord call every time his alt left his island. As someone with a discord bot in his online activity, I can tell you right now that man is telling the truth, he was waking up several times a night, I don't know why he didn't use backups like me, he actually revealed. I was later told that one of my original bullies betrayed me and gave them one of our internal documents and the list of backup pet users is literally there at the top of the first page.

I have no idea how he missed it, but Squid logged in anyway. an hour and a half ago he should have been entering rem sleep right about now it would be a real shame if someone woke him up I didn't actually wake him up because I wasn't sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture at the time and after the sacrifice in two weeks of my life I finally reached 500 million potatoes we won these squids he was surprised he's at 4.99 no, no buddy that's actually like it's not possible no, it's not like that, I can't be sure he had reason behind me I don't know how far behind I am 100 less than 30 million and yet when I won the war I had a lead of more than 88 million potatoes, how did I do it?

It is just as Sun Tzu says, all war is a deception. Look, I knew after the second potato war video that things were going to get tougher from here on out because at this point Squid had an entire organization in him, he had thugs, a cabal of billionaires who financed each of them. their movements, hundreds of stream viewers constantly making suggestions on how to grow potatoes faster and reporting my every move, so in that video I prepared my final trick, I hid my true potato count, the number shown on my video was not edited but it did not include the millions of potatoes that were left. not collected on my minions also say my minions now produce one point five eight million potatoes producing one point seven five million doesn't actually increase your minions by thirty percent it increases them by forty three percent why not I know, I was probably annoyed and Squid couldn't realize the real number when he got his own level 100 rabbit because he was being sabotaged, but the main reason why my lead expanded so much was because during those two weeks, while Squid He dedicated an average of eight hours of cultivation per day. i had an average of 11.

I can't believe how much he's farming, he's crazy, that techno is so focused it baffled them because of how crazy he was, he had no breaks, the

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guy is focused on another level towards the end, the squid I had One of his thugs wrote a program to record how much I farmed per track and how much experience my pet elephant had, but by then it was too late, once I won the war, there was nothing left to do except celebrate my victory with grace and modesty. Was this necessary? Look at me, damn squid boy, you lose, you lose the war after the war, the administrators added a temporary npc to the sky lock center, the potato king, handed out a new talisman that increased potato minions by five percent cent, a basket for the 1000 best potatoes. the farmers and for me the crown of the potato raped on it the words that all men can see I conquered what I can see is the strategy from which victory is developed that npc is gone now I took too much time in this video i won a lot of the potato prize patience discipline tunnel carpel I guess what I regret most is that I bribed Squid's discord manager to give me full permission to watch their secret text channels and then never used them all year with the war for Squid he took down his minions of papa and my fields.

We have not been cultivated while we were enemies. I still respect Squid Kid. Now I understand that only with a worthy rival can one reach their maximumpotential, even if he has lost the war. It has gone from 70 subscribers to heaven, tens of thousands of fans. It cannot be said that it is completely lost on my part, now I have realized that the number one rank is not an achievement, it is a prison that forces you to dedicate your life to defend the temporary title, but now that the war finally is over. What an epic journey, wow, I don't know what to say, like next level sabotage, I really want to see more Technoblade stuff.

You know, it reminds me a little bit of um, on YouTube, um, it's called what's penguin z? zero or something like that penguin zero um, but he's known for something more like another, I don't know if you included them in the comments, you definitely know that once he talks like that too, yeah. like super low and super sarcastic and dry, but for me, the techno personality, um, did the techno personality also contribute to the video for you? Oh, and well, I guess I mean, yeah, I mean, that's what I think is so cool, is like the community. he engages with this in such a positive way, like giving a benefit to every potato farmer and giving him a crown that he had and he likes the thing with the quote because it would be yes, yes, he had already posted videos that had the senzu quotes.

The art of war quotes quotes on it and I like to honor that and it's great that such a vibrant community exists online in a unique way. You know, I think that's how it is. I think there are so many examples of the internet being a horrible toxic place and yeah there's a legitimate war that's borderline we like it's crazy like the level of uh and deception that's going on is unbelievable but you could even even say that, like your squid's animosity or toxicity towards um uh. Techno has even gone down over time and well, it was a respect for the competitiveness, it was like it was frustrating, but it was also like, uh, it was attractive, it wasn't, it wasn't negative, it wasn't spiteful, right? at least it didn't appear that way and I think it's very funny the way Technoblade told this epic of all his plans and every decision he made in that way, in itself, you know beyond the broadcast. 12 hours a day or you know the time he spent cultivating these things like the next element because it's also taking the time to put together like this incredible epic of everything that happened and that's the thing, I think it's like that.

It's great for both of us and, honestly, for everyone involved it's like any event in real history. I think that playing, especially games that suggest infinity, like Minecraft, these endless worlds and mathematically incredibly high numbers of possible worlds and combinations of things um it's like you have this own story and the idea that you're part of a story that people will have like these memories forever like who knows what the technical sword does today in 10 years in 20 years and the same for squids, but the one thing they will always have and will always have a record of participation in the great potato war and I think there's something amazing about video games that allows people to say that and experience being an active part of the story in a very different way, um, because it is, Minecraft is its own world, its own universe, it has its own history, yeah, and yet it can be as pertinent as um, as powerful as any moment in our history and I think That's so cool, I think that's like, yeah, super cool.

I just want to have a drink in a pub and talk about the potato war and have some salty guys. 500 million that I served in the potato war that I helped. techno blade with the legendary rabbit i'll tell you what he wouldn't have potatoes 400 million 982 304 and 5 without me yeah he's nothing without me uh how epic it was such a fun ride if you enjoyed that ride be sure to hit the Like button, subscribe to the channel so you don't miss anything else and be sure to leave a comment in the comments section below if there is anything else you want us to review, go check out chicago play on twitch also go check out our other youtube channel chicago

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