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ALEX FDZ DESDE EL GALERÍAS - ALEX FERNÁNDEZ

Apr 09, 2020
in the special that ties the face the drug the fashion the face good night what an honor what an honor to be here in this venue the theater galleries where in a few more days stern troll will be presented I decided to record here in Guadalajara it is a place that we give a historical place to Me, which has everything, reminds me of this old Mexico, this Mexico of stories like Pedro Infante movies, don't play when you win, there are mariachis all the time, they drink tequila and instead of "need," they say "occupied," it's a nice historical place, of course, since I've dedicated myself to the comedy I start to think about things that I didn't think about before like death well look when you're busy when you're at school you're invincible from the outbuildings I like the crazy guy you have a job you're invincible in our wounds the body here we are working someday one day I'm going to be the president of this folder factory someday someday right now I'm just here making copies but one day you'll stop working I'm not going to die that's how it was, look, I got anxiety that I'm going to die of kitchin that already I'm not sure what I'm going to do, I say, if you die, no problem, but I said I'm going to die, so I went to investigate, I went into the ing without a job, but I'm not a living person either, and in the INEGI there is a statistic that people die. people you can do it and you can see in my age group from 24 to 35 years old these are the four most popular causes of death cause number 1 assaults thank you tamaulipas cause number 2 mainly traffic accidents cause number 3 heart attacks cause number 4 suicides and I said ok if I just book it I just don't know how to eat well and not leave the house maybe it is but look this is like the most expensive thing lest diseases like AIDS itself were there before in the first places and it's already down and it's about to disappear and I hope it disappears and what a hell of a lot that thanks to science, information and Charlie Sheen, diseases like cinema exist on the verge of disappearing, what a hell of a lot and what's more, I'm going to tell you this fact. to blow your mind this is completely scientific I'm not lying this is 100% scientific data if you are between 24 and 35 years of age 100% scientific data you are not lying there is science in this show if you are 324 the 35 years of age, it is much safer without a condom than having a cough, there is the fact that they are in Tamaulipas, he didn't tell them, well, look, we are obsessed with death in this country, death is in everything, I think it's because we all die, but we love it.
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There are board games with death, the lottery has death there, someone said this is a cool idea, we have to put death there for the children so they can learn, of course, of course, I don't know who designed the lottery, I don't know if he's with us tonight, no. I don't care but I feel like I'm giving in to the roe since it started out well and then it went rogue that things were bad in the toy industry they weren't selling there the lawyer was there like we didn't sell girl it's wrong what we're doing for Lupita there bad epigmenio Please, what do we have?
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We have a pigment situation that happened to Mr. Epigmenio Epigmenio We have a problem Epigmenio of pigments that was a man Epigmenio Epigmenio We need your help We need a new top and ball toy They are already putting us together so I need you to design me a new one toy with Mexican things that is very visual and that is played with beans you will achieve it epigmenio speaks well of us in yoga picaresque mother one day a graduate was to see Mexican things after the death of egg stands this one who dies with his knife this funny guy I don't know and dress her again let's go to what's next that more than I adapted the brave brave with his smallest minutes tonayán there s&p from brave sexist and it will be used small and that it has a repeat because it is cold because it is brave but we do not follow that more than more than more and I feel that if time came on the bastard, they depressed me because suddenly I already have it here for the children to school, damn their mother, there are more Mexicans, the watermelon, the egg, the fruit, really, there it is like no more than plus having egg faces there are some I don't even know what the faces are there there are without his mother two that more than the hand of the hand is very from Mexico we even have his mother's kings and sometimes lottery I love alcohol o I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, he likes it, the people who like it, what disgusting you guys, if you stay with the truth, it's one thing to drink, but I don't know if they're both stupid.
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They are small, they are very expensive and I'm sorry, but people who are not successful take it. I'm sorry, when you have seen someone successful, something like that in their successful meeting in their successful home and to return to the way they are, welcome to a successful and fair place to be here for a while. words before we start this party thank you very much for joining me here in my millionaire business thank you very much I am here with my beautiful wife how beautiful she really is with my three children fortunately white how great how successful I am I am Mr. success let's toast let's open the door to Mr. who is for the champagne wants this shame no no no no no no like that plated like that champagne we need a decent drink smurf exam 30 in smurf semen trays for everyone of course yes and drink as well as the fat boy let him want to know to his caricature that they know him in men 12 men of smurf ak-47 boligoma there are 28 what is happening has already gotten out of control before the single of an ingredient do not use a tequila ingredient without its mother because without its mother right now it is one thing Very baroque, you arrive at a bar, hey, excuse me, they have seven blocks.
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Oh, the seven blocks of silence from the house is what we handle here, which contains tequila, vodka, rum, gin, another gin. I don't know what the difference is, but it has another gin. Then we add a little bit. jars of tamarind and on top of that we start to beat all this until it makes a lot of a lot of foam while it foams we add nutmeg and we scratch a hard-boiled egg a hard-boiled egg like this the hard-boiled egg until it reaches the yolk once it reaches We stop the yolk and then we add a little paprika, nutmeg, a little amaretto, we proclaim as it flames, 15 waiters with noisemakers come here with you and sing to you slowly while you drink it quickly, it's not true, that's the seven blocks, it's the sun of the house for 850 pesos you take it and you die after 7 blocks that's why it's called and the mareta sorry but it's in the mareta no one knows what yellow is here there is someone who is saying with gestures and who shakes his hand you know no You know, you think, no, I want to leave, no, you don't know what amaranth is, I can tell you because I investigated and according to this, it is the magnitude of a liquor distilled from almonds and peaches, and sorry, I have had peaches, I have eaten almonds, and the next day I don't wake up raped because that's what amaretto does.
It rapes you inside. It's a horrible thing, but just like Yakult, he already has the lactobacillus casei shirota. The device has lactobacilli. They rape this. They rape the floppy disk. They're some very small Italian things that are going to work for you. The stores have already gotten out of control, this is the worst of the two, please, that is, the human body, the poor liver, imagine the poor thing that has arrived that I am fucking flax and suddenly what there is so much alcohol from Huelva is linked to a no that is any more day I want to visit the folder factory someday someday and suddenly alcoraz and to companions and companions of the human body the liver speaks at this moment companions we have a problem we just dropped 4 ounces of cutting 8 ounces of alcohol 12 ounces of alcohol a little bit of amaretto what's happening I'm listening slowly to what's happening don't pay any attention to me but I feel like they just cut Carlitos off I feel like they just left Carlitos behind let's check how things are there with the brain how things are brain actually a carlos what are you going to direct the instrument thanks brain how are things with the heart 2000 later thank you very much for that now shut up we actually have a problem with carts they just left it for me at this moment we are going to activate the amber alert we activate the amber alert you know what to do everyone to work everyone to work everyone in this there you don't work but everyone else protects the Bavarian people tasty the population what's disgusting someone here works in a clothing store someone with us tonight they work or are doing the box cut ok it's not that losing is early work in an apology I have problems with the fashion industry in things that I don't understand give me a name misunderstand I love clothes I love being dressed but I feel that the fashion industry every time It makes us feel bad so that we buy more clothes, enough bad, you buy more clothes.
You see, the mannequin is no longer the same little brother. Before, you were passing there in a shopping center and you saw the mannequin. It's not all that he helped us. I am that this is me let's go to Terry O'Neill there you were there there you were and the mannequin sorry but this wall no longer has a nose or leaves or eyes or mouth the bastards and now some really voices that make you feel bad You walk past outside the store and the mannequin looks like a galarraga rifle, one without a head makes you feel more like a decapitated person, it makes you feel bad, the air passes, it's a very rude story, and then inside the store they play club music because they play music inside to What you say is a club I don't have clothes I don't know it seems stupid because the change is the change is very strong you are in a shopping center doing things from the shopping center listening to shopping center music that is Christmas carols all year round I am very comfortable I am not going At the moment you understand among the people so so so so so with your nutricia so so much if it is Thursday the 2nd Tampa you enter the store and the music I fear is rude and Mari Carmen talks to you box 23 people then came on the 23rd that we have we don't have 23 houses but We have come to the checkout, thank you very much and the people who work there are terrorists, I say they have a job, a job is always better than not having a job but it is terrorism, I understand, I understand that they get a commission of about 34 percent every time someone says I'm seeing thank you why that seems like I'm seeing thank you it means don't be screwing the message doesn't get through I'm seeing thank you ok let's see together they are ninjas severe ninja there you are curious suddenly you see a shirt that you are cleaning in uses the truth but so few don't There are stones, if you want to try it, you'll touch it, you'll surely want it, come to the winery.
No, the other day, a lady told me that there was already a lot of sex on social networks and there was a lot of sex that I already, ma'am, so yes, there is already. I'm not complaining he's watching it Instagram is a place with many she is hashish buttocks food that's it he's very bastard now everyone is really meeting I'm not complaining I just watch it but you no longer know what's wrong with people later There are already boys, girls, there they all exist or I don't know what you're saying, what a fart, there's a black woman, not without bikinis, on the beach with heels, for some reason there's a thought like saying that your dreams, believe in your body, just like that, it's like mine, not like that. but we are already very sexualized you no longer know how old people are you see a photo like that you say here let's see let's see the next photo here at my first communion don't be like children tell them time I mean nothing happens they will have time for everything But you don't know how old people are anymore.
I'm from Navas. Ask for identification. You don't ask for forgiveness, but it's not and feast, but there it is and that can no longer be falsified in this country. Everything can be falsified, but it's going to tell them how things are going. what to do when they are with someone and during their age if they are afraid of going to jail if they are men women it doesn't matter dogs whatever just ask an adult question and with that you know that you can't falsify your thinking or your intelligence no is falsified you are about to make love with a person you have doubts so before anything you stop love we are about to enter the act of love of melting our bodies into this model and then they ask three questions two simple and one adult and with That's it, they already know if they are of legal age, before anything else I would like to ask you what your favorite color is, hey, and your favorite movie, how much does a kilo of avocado cost, and then there they will realize if they are of legal age, do they know how far they are?
There is no discount but when I hear people saying that many were very up to date there has always been sex britney spears generation it was me of course raise your hand here you have beat spears generation there are all those hands in the row with britney spears I don't know if the hand exactly what did you raise but operation Britney was our moment when you were not there in the house you were suddenly in the house and it was like what you heard on TV we are going with the number one position and you already knew Britney had the number one position from there I called You sir, let's get to work although you had to be careful because suddenly if it wasn't Britney it was very uncomfortable for you and when I put you number one or Linkin Park but when I was opening my Britney operation in 3 minutes 3 minutes to achieve the task three minutes to get your little brother out of fourth grade, don't ask anymore, he's already bullish, anything, shout if he's in this well you're in the super ok if he buys a lot yes yes yes yes yes yes when it takes you four minutes perfect more thank you thank you mom and in cooperation britney let's go let's go there you were and britney three minutes to achieve a titanic task because it's easier to have problems like today suddenly you say my head hurts I don't want to I'm worried I don't like politics and anything that doesn't let you do the love is still worried no mommy the geography homework the sheet they broughtatransparent and I don't know what but with that not calm calm in China the problem is that the three minute video of Britney Spears saying here here is an English milk no there are not many images you are a pretty one you are confused analysts how come to Britney come on come on to achieve it because toast christine something they don't have something because I don't know suddenly she goes to school but also space I don't know what the fuck that's like I hear you you are like come come come come and aisha bibi aisha britney and suddenly the complication the mental game changes the image dancers men women what do we do well nothing we count more women than men keep averaging up let's go this fart like school let's go we'll both go next image an astronaut is a very laudable profession we follow him you follow him and mothers let's go let's go there's a break and for Right now I am in a personal feat to change the music in our country, the national music.
I know that we are in Guadalajara. I know that here the pride is the mariachi. I know that he does, of course. Of course. I know that the mariachi is their national treasure. But as a treasure, I believe that it should be buried, excuse me, stay with me, Guadalajara, don't leave. There are still surprises for you. I truly believe and listen to me, that national music has to be the scan. There are the people who raise the pumas. There are stands. It was a test for them. I'm going to say because I think that ska has to be the national music and it's because it's the first time there was a ska concert, but that one changed my life.
I went to see Rococo Pantheon for the first time, he says, but the vocalist, the doctor, is crazy. Without him being crazy, he's all they can do. He's an idol. He can handle any audience. He comes here as a troll and everyone yells at him. It's crazy. He's a very bastard. When I saw him come out like that, I said this is what we need. country imagine this a stadium 120 thousand people like this the mother is already there even the mother and like this suddenly this guy comes out of nowhere with an enviable body really salt lake louise tree how is everyone ready tonight girls the mother let her mother arrive the government yes or no it is clear dry of course fuck your mother government who is going to say that there is no one who is going to raise the ammunition I agree sir doctor I have other numbers I would like to say I don't know how no no it doesn't happen it's brother because the slogan that whatever people say becomes what is very expensive what has only been seen from his mother's traffic lights the yellow orange I don't know what it is and there it is like doing cross title the bastard like there it is There he is like a crab, hell, south, for my brothers and with violence, look, this is what I saw that that bastard did, that I said, he has to be our national music, this is what he did, this was my brothers that night, the sum of the government my brothers respectfully how to be tonight my brothers the other day a foreigner told me here we respectfully my brothers take the opportunity to greet here the respectful Latin American people a respectful greeting maximum respect for the people of Guatemala a greeting also maximum respect for the people of Nicaragua Greetings also and maximum respect for the people of Zapopan Greetings and maximum respect my brothers the other day a foreigner told me that if it ends in Mexico City and I told him I told him no I told him that and the people now yang with a violence respectfully like this now sibaya worthy of Ávila I do not feel please you dare and the vein already splitting bastard nation and sharpening a machete you tell me when here I am the brave one this you tell me but a lady with a baby tells me That's how it shits me, I'm throwing it at you right now, screw your mother, the baby is also mythical.
It's worth it, mother, open your life to me, my brothers, how has it happened to them? Yes, each mother, my brothers, the other day a foreigner said yes to me in the city. from Mexico and I told him no, I told him that we make Mexico tremble today you are leaving Madrid - they start to break up the children everyone respectfully everyone suspends their activities my son Don a little bit of onion a little mayonnaise and I'm still like that he cheers he cheers there on the energy just as he leaves he hits if someone gets hurt that's what the bastards came when and that should be our national music imagine this imagine this Aztec stadium qualifying for the World Cup in Qatar Mexico against the USA Whoever wins the game goes to the World Cup, whoever loses has the fight, imagine there we are, everyone is with the national anthems, the gringo national anthem ends, there are three applauding, don't eat, and now to sing the Mexican national anthem, Dr.
Jane, my brothers tonight, all the cleavage girl the mother I want to hear them auction I don't listen to them they follow their mother the gringos respectfully by the way my brothers give me the microphone girl the mother fuck her mother on the cable an apology she is here she agrees with this to egg white egg to continue you said that you agree I am laying the balls respectfully maximum woke up my genitals well well listen to the national anthem last night drones the other day a foreigner told me that if the earth in his holding center espert be bastards and I told him I told him that we We Mexicans make him tremble no bastard like that you won't see you I just told him no I told him that Masiosare is a friend's dream you leave but I know you will come back thank you very much Guadalajara very good night let your mother continue the government and you are the best thank you through the header is the special I hope it fills it was called suction you have the answer that mother fills in her head everything can happen the national anthem is sung by the chengue de la azteca álex

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