GTA POLICE!

There is no better way to start your day in Los Santos than with a freshly brewed cup of instant coffee. Okay, thank you ma'am. Yes, we will be on that. Thank my Lord. We have a 187 on 8th and Vespucci, a crazy redneck who beat a prostitute. to death, well it's Wednesday so this is serious, the suspects flee the scene, okay, okay, don't put your group in their panties. Simmons raised the warning level to one star, yes sir, okay guys, I want you to go after the perpetrator, but do it. do not use lethal force and you are authorized to use no more than two

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pursuit vehicles only two sir, why not three, she is a prostitute, Richard is not a taxpayer, now make me watch this guy, I want to see every move he makes. do, okay, stopping traffic. cameras, okay, we got him, he's in a stolen vehicle heading north on Power Street, officers are chasing him and oh God, oh no, he just hit Officer Kowalski, no, no, Kowalski, just He was thirty years away from retirement.

Simmons, raise it to two stars, you are now authorized to use deadly force, shoot to kill, run it off the road if necessary. Collateral damage is acceptable, sir, it's in a highly populated area. Collateral damage is acceptable, yes sir, we got him now, motherfucker, our officers are driving as recklessly as possible and we just can't catch him, we've already totaled three

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vehicles and he's, oh no, he's on foot now, oh god, it has a rocket launcher. Oh no, oh no, you wouldn't want Richards to spit it out, he shot down the atomic bomb. blender, what not, the atomic blimp, that glorious helium giant was a shining beacon over this city, Simmons raised it to three stars, sir, raise it to three, okay, be a little reckless, I need to calm him down, do things according to the book, Simmons, bring me the book, no.

It's not that one, the one who has answers. Alright. Three-star wanted level. Ah, here it is good. Let's put up a series of barricades around the perimeter of the city and put a helicopter in the air. You like to shoot things. Punk. Well, let's see how you like it. things that shoot, sir, you're not going to like this, they blew up our barricade and how well he apparently just strapped a bunch of C4 to the hood of his car, drove straight into said barricade and then bolted at the last possible second, damn . The James Dean stunt didn't see it coming okay Simmons I hate to do this but we're going to have to add another star that isn't the one we'll take it from here damn I knew the fake SOPs would show up sooner or later.

Well, if you did your job, we wouldn't have to be here, so why don't you run up and give me the coffee? You can take care of that, don't worry guys, my guys are approaching this garbage bag as we speak. I'll clean up this whole mess in no time. They are all dead. That? Yes, he blew up one of our vehicles, setting off a chain reaction of explosions that killed everyone. Well, it's not that easy, look, no. I don't like you and you don't like me you're right I don't like you and you don't like me you're right but sometimes in life you have to do what you don't like to get what you earned What are you saying?

I'm saying you and I worked together to get that bag of trash to the LSPD and the FIB working together, that's crazy, crazy enough to work with. Get up, that's enough. All vehicles are pursuing two suspects. The snipers took off the wheels. cars on fire explosion in him the suspect failed now on foot the vehicles are approaching the suspects have been run over the suspect has been run over again and again and again the suspect is down I repeat the suspect is wasted well wow what Are we going to do the same thing now as always?

Drop me off at the nearest hospital, take ten percent of your money and it's six hours, you're back on the streets, ah justice, yes sir, we just received a report of a 187 outside Pillbox Hill Hospital. Some crazy redneck just beat up a prostitute. death well it's thursday hello cadets thanks for watching don't go anywhere be sure to click the subscribe button to stay up to date on the latest War Zone content and if you want to see another fun video from Grand Theft Auto sketches on the left or if you prefer to see a humorous sketch about a super villain who is in love with a hero, click on the video on the right.

Whoever we have to go take down this garbage killing dozens of civilians and causing untold amounts of property damage in the process and now I love this job