Igor Was A Nightmare

Halloween is upon us and you know what that means, a bunch of unnecessary and poorly made Halloween movies to cash in on the Halloween season and me and my wife love Halloween. I would say that Halloween is definitely our favorite holiday, it's really an excuse for people and the most important thing is that you know how to be myself without having to deal with people harassing me or calling me names like, why can't I walk down the street dressed as Bob Builder going door to door and trick-or-treating every day? Why does it just have to be like this? being one day a year that's not fair, let me do that, let me be Bob the Builder, but a fascinating fact about me because I know that's what you really care about is that I don't necessarily like horror movies, I guess one could say.

You don't really like cheap horror movies, the scares, the gore, all six of them. I feel like I enjoy the more whimsical and disturbing nature of horror movies rather than the cheaper type of stuff. Jordan Peel is a good example of a direct director. of movies that I enjoy, you know, that are scary, basically, that's a long way of saying I'm scared, okay, I said it, okay, and again Wendell and Wild comes out of Jordan Bill, which I'm really excited about. I don't even know if that review is out yet, but I'm doing a review on that probably right now, but today I don't want to talk about any of that stuff, okay, I want to talk about something important that I want.

To talk about a movie that came and went like a dry fart, obviously I talk about stop-motion claymation movies all the time, but where there is that masterful art of animation, we also have the emulators, the people who try to recreate that vibrates. with animation and I would say 99 of the time it turns out to be absolute garbage and Igor is definitely one of those movies based on a cliché that, honestly, I don't know if you could call it cliché because it's just based on uh Igor from uh, you know, Frankenstein, they took Igor from Frankenstein and made a whole movie about it.

I mean, I would understand if it just had to do with the minions in a way that I don't know, maybe they should make a movie like that. de focuses on evil minions rather than just Igor's specifically. Don't know. I think it would be a much better concept than just doing the Igor ones, but unfortunately I don't think anyone would think of something like that, but this movie came out in 2008 and honestly, I remember seeing this advertised constantly throughout the season of Halloween. I don't know about you, but you've probably seen the ads in the trailers, etc., but many of you probably haven't seen the movie itself.

I mean, no I don't know, maybe you knew, maybe I was the one left out and everyone saw her. This film was directed by none other than the legendary Tony Leandis, who directed some of the best films of Our Generation. I'm talking about Lilo and Stitch two, oh the sequel is okay, well at least he directed Kung Fu Panda Kung Fu Panda Secrets of the Masters, hell it's a short that sees shorts, oh yeah, in the Emoji movie that he directed. The Emoji movie, oh god, it all makes sense now. So this movie is just a giant mess, from the plot to the animation to the voice acting, everything is a mess.

I guess the message of this movie is about discrimination and how you shouldn't discriminate and discrimination is bad and it's really very on the nose where sometimes it feels weird, he never looks at me that way, maybe at some man he likes girls who don't look like they were put together in the junkyard, the main concept of this movie obviously is you know the idea that Igor, what if we took the enslaved Igor and then turned him into scientists oh Oh? I wonder if everyone in the writers' room would just applaud every time someone came up with that crazy idea, so basically every evil scientist in this movie has an Igor. and no, they don't have any different names, each of them has a home, each of them is called Igor, so we follow Igor along with his two inventions, a rabbit who was a mortal whose voice is Steve Buscemi, who honestly It's the rabbit.

In this movie he's the only comedic character or at least the only character that sometimes you know maybe makes you laugh a little, but that's it because the whole trick about him is that you know he's immortal but he doesn't want to live. So. he constantly tries to kill himself, which is a good thing, but then we have brain or Brian, who is a robot who is stupid for being stupid, that's kind of like, oh, what if we put a brain inside a robot, but that brain? It was actually stupid, look what I'm talking about with this writing, there must have been rounds of clauses everywhere now, honestly the concept, regardless of how stupid it is, could have worked, you know, there's a chance it could have worked well but the setting of the movie just like Grand Pappy's penis doesn't work so how this movie is set up is that we live in a world or I guess a city that they don't really talk about the world much , but they live in a nice farming town and then One day all of a sudden a bunch of storm clouds appeared and wiped out all their crops and boom, everyone is poor and the solution to this situation is the fact that they can no longer farm for making money occurred to the king. the idea of ​​making evil inventions, your crops die, you run out of ideas to make money, then your idea is evil inventions, oh sorry, sorry, evil inventions to get the world to pay them so they don't unleash evil inventions.

A simple business model change would work. you know, instead of farming, maybe do indoor crops or I don't know, maybe sell livestock, since there are a lot of options here, you know, I mean, if they have all these evil inventions, why not make one Of them, create an invention that makes them? money like I don't understand this part or hell better but they could have made an invention that could have made the writers make a better plot overseas so yeah let's talk a little about the animation sometimes it's not bad but other times it's just um, how do I say this without sounding bad, not good, not good?

I really don't know how to explain it. At some points it almost made my eyes water and no, that's not because of emotion. I don't have those. I would compare it. to another movie that has a similar style Jack and the Heart of the Poop Clock uh that's weird, a lot of people have asked me to do that movie and one also has weird animations, but this is what I'm talking about, it's almost as if they were emulating the claymation style of animation, there is also another program that has a similar style called Code Lyoko. I don't know if any of you remember that show when you were younger or how I like to refer to it as the show where everyone's head is the size of a watermelon.

Also, another annoying thing about the beginning of this movie is how Igor narrates. The beginning tells us how these storm clouds appeared out of nowhere and then we cut to a giant tower shooting lasers into the sky. you hope I don't realize that you hope I don't realize that that's producing the clouds it's like, let me guess, there's going to be a big twist at the end of the movie, what's the big twist, yeah, that's the big one. twist is I'm sorry if I ruined it for you guys hello everyone once again it's me Lord Pig or now also known as Lord Piggy.

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ies are basically slavery if you are born with a hump on your back then you are destined to become a slave uh, in the world of scientists, which again I don't know if that's the case for everyone because this is placed collectively in the city, couldn't Igor just go to a different city and then not be a slave? obviously they don't pay them money, the whole world is normal, the whole world is free and normal, it's just that city that enslaves Igor.

I don't understand, oh yeah, just to clear things up. I think I mentioned this before, but every Igor. my name is Igor, so obviously when I say Igor I mean Igor, so when I talk about Igor, I'm talking about Igor, who is an Igor, you will understand, you will understand, so the big plot of this. The movie is Igor never wanted to be Igor, he wanted to be a scientist, so he's been working on projects secretly because you know it's illegal for Igor to make inventions and another silly thing is that you have to talk to a lisp and if you don't, don't talk to him. lisp, they get punished because none of them actually lisp, they just do it to be an Eeyore because that's what the original Frankenstein movie lists, but it's stupid, oh yeah, also a little fun fact here, uh, you.

I know I talked about Igor should be able to leave if they get caught making something up and they'll be slaughtered. No, I'm not talking about them just getting a little stab wound and being dead. I mean, obviously, they're going to take a little stab. They kill them, they kill them, they take them to Igor's recycling plant, which is just hell or, as I like to call it, Ohio, so after Igor introduces the movie and stuff like that, we get the moment where man's nose, I wish I had my chance. If only I could invent something, then Igor would look differently.

I wonder if that's what the movie is about. Then we have a presentation from Dr. Sean Freud, who is the number one scientist on these parts. He has won 16 consistently and wears clothes like Elton. John and his girlfriend Jackson, who instead of having tits have horns like those who even have movement physics like why? Then we have the king who looks like a snail with legs and I would also compare him to the mayor from Nightmare before. Christmas in a way, but yeah, the king proceeds to bully them to avoid schadenfreude because, his family used to make pickles, which is weird to bully him because I mean pickles are kind of a drug, but instead of us realizing that they don't They don't like each other, you know, just for that reason, we have a lot of exposition and dialogue explaining the fact that they don't like each other because we're going to Schadenfreude, man, I'm so tired of the king, I want to be king.

I want to make an invention and then take the throne and then go to the king, so man I hate Sean Freud, we need someone to beat him so he doesn't become king, no we don't need to. We might notice that, oh yeah, we also get a really weird and awkward moment where Sean Freud and his girlfriend Jacqueline almost get into a fight, he actually raises his hand threatening to hit Jacqueline and instead they both start hitting Jacqueline. Eeyore and then they get horny they hit an egg, they hit their ego and then they get horny, that's it, oh, I don't like the sound of that and then they just start talking like babies to each other and getting closer and the man gets excited at this point, damn yes, schaden Freud. he wants to be king, so he's going to try to win the next science fair and then take the throne, and there's really no reason why it's this fair specifically.

I mean, he could have done it on any of the issues because the whole concept is that his invention is going to win, scare everyone to give him the throne, that's all. I don't know why this is specifically, but anyway, back to Igor, whose scientist is physically abusing his girlfriend. He just throws it away and then. he proceeds to die for his own epic invention and right after he dies, the king walks in and says: Hey, where's glichenstein? I want him to beat Sean Freud because I don't like him. Schadenfreude could become king. That part about I don't want him to becomeking, so I need someone to improve it, oh my God, it is repeated a lot, but anyway Igor takes this opportunity and that is that Glickenstein is still alive and he is going to create life as one of the greatest and inventions of all Times, what I just want to say is that it's not like immortality, the greatest invention of all time, I get it, I get it, they're trying to do the whole Frankenstein thing where it's not.

Frankenstein, who made Dr. Frankenstein, who made Frankenstein's monster, it's Igor who made Igor's monster, that's like the whole part of this movie, but why does everyone ignore that there is an immortal rabbit that literally won't and can't die? That the best invention of all time, yes, sure life is great, but the rabbit can't die like you already made the best invention, why not? Why are you doing oh oh so stupid? Then we get a little montage of him creating his monster and uh, he makes it indestructible and even uses an evil bone to make it evil just to clear up, you know, the whole joke of uh, you know, not a single evil bone in his body.

I wonder if that's why I wonder if I want to. I wonder. if that's what they were doing get it you evil bone they actually put it in they took a figurative meaning and made it literal okay let's move on I'm sure that won't happen again throughout this movie y'all Anyway, he gathers his creation and just when he thought his experiment failed, he turns around and sees her, she let out a big and then ran away towards them, then they find her in an orphanage for the blind, which I honestly think this part It's kind of funny just because of how ridiculous it is, because the whole point.

All of this is that he wants to be evil, he wants his invention to be evil, but even Igor was like, yeah, sure, uh, it's cool that she's killing orphans, but actually blind orphans, so it feels a little over the top, you know, but anyway he finds She's not actually killing them, she's just playing with them, man, it's almost like she doesn't have an evil bone in her body, wait a second. I get that it all makes sense now, but while that's happening, the sleazy idiot goes to Glickenstein's house to rob him. invention because that is his thing, he does not make inventions, he steals them.

I don't even know if I mentioned that before. I really don't understand it. I just don't care anymore and he sees the destruction and finds Igor's plans. and they instantly discovered that he created life and this part is so funny because everything on the paper is just a drawing of an ogre, it doesn't even look like the invention he made, it's just a drawing of an ogre and then he They put it together oh, he's going to create life, how does that come together? Also, he signed, he signed the plans with Igor throughout the entire movie, all we've heard is the fact that Igor can make it up, it's illegal, they will be massacred.

If they invent I have to hide that I invent things he literally writes his name in bold on the plans of an invention how stupid how stupid is this oh yes and right behind his name is literally E is equal to MC squared and then he drew some like glasses of precipitates and a light bulb, what is this? They just Googled clip art of science stuff and dumped it on a piece of paper and then Drew and the Ogre, so I think I might be able to start figuring it out. Much of this movie is just ordinary. figurative phrases uh and then they figuratively turn them into a literal sense that happens throughout the entire movie, for example, Igor and the switch-pulling situation, which is the entire premise of the movie, is not an evil bone in your body that we already talked about that she would do it.

She didn't hurt a fly, they literally made a whole scene about the fact that she couldn't kill a fly, so they ended up brainwashing her. Yeah, another example of taking a phrase too literally because it sounds like a car wash, but you've been brainwashed. and apparently you can brainwash someone to be evil. I guess that's what it's for because they live in an evil city so they do it for her but the brain accidentally changed the channel she was watching and instead of turning evil now she just wants to be an actress because it was like a documentary about how to be an actor also her name now is Eva because the evil Eva man this writing is good but oh yes, now they are being chased by gunshots and Freud uh with the shrink ray to capture his invention, but since then You know, Eva is indestructible and everything is reflected and she saves them all and I guess none of them realized that it was Jordan chasing them, so Igor comes up with the idea to convince Eva that this science fair is actually what it is. audition for Annie, except this version of Annie, she's just slaughtering people, that's actually what yeah, that's it, yeah, and we start to see what it's really about, you know the concept that Igor really wants to be an evil scientist, but the problem is that he is actually a good person, pretty throughout the movie, both his invention and Eva constantly tell him how terrible it is to be evil and that he is actually a good person, blah blah blah , you know where this is going, we get a little montage of her practicing her role. with the big figure song in the background, you know, the bigger the figure, the more I like it, the more love there is, the bigger the figure, yeah, then we have a cheesy little moment where Eva gives gifts to everyone and then we get a little hint that Igor is getting a little, you know, Saucy Saucy with Eva, if you know what I mean, sex, you're going to have sex, so this is the part of the movie where begins to have conflicts.

I'm bad? I'm good? Ought? tell her this is just a lie to make her evil should i say oh? Should I tell him? I told? Stupid, that's stupid, what am I doing? I get that and then Heidi, who was Glickenstein's girlfriend at the beginning of the movie, randomly shows up and gives Igor a card that teleports him to Schaden Pruitt and Heidi proceeds to bully Eva, maybe some men like girls who don't look alike. They've been put together in the junkyard so she hasn't flown makes a big deal out of Igor, he tells her: let me have Eva, I'll win the fair, I'll become king king and then I'll make you a pretty good Scientist. , but Igor obviously tells her that she's not evil and then, a sleazy poop, tells her not to worry, that he can make any woman do whatever he wants, based on Andrew being a classic Tate W, right there , holy Giga Chad.

Now throughout this movie there is a lot of talk about Beauty and things like that. I think you know I'm trying to do everything and it doesn't matter what's on the outside, but honestly, it's not on the inside, but honestly. Sometimes it just doesn't make sense, like for example Eva asks Brain and Scamper if she's pretty and instead their response was "yes, that's what matters, what's inside" or no, "you're beautiful", they responded. : "Get your makeup." get a supermodel space if we have to basically say yes you're ugly but maybe we can hide it too the dynamic between the taking and the eating and Jacqueline is just weird at all times she's basically his slave in some way and he's just horrible with her. and then there are some jokes that are like at the expense of women, like laughing, oh women, like Lamar when he calls her a psycho girlfriend and she screams I'm not a psychopath I don't know, I don't know, some parts just feel weird that and the next scene is just another example of horrible writing, who would have thought instead of just showing for a second, uh, Heidi transforming into Jacqueline and then, then we rebuild, oh I get it, so she must be the one who steals all the inventions because she poses her girlfriends end up going through a whole scene of I'm this a scientist girlfriend now I'm this scientist's girlfriend now I'm this scientist girlfriend we get it, we get it, we get it, we're riding that spoon feed some feels annoying Sorry, sorry, I'm getting out of hand, okay, sorry, now we get to the romantic part, yes, there is romance because you already know Igor and Eva.

You know, rubbing things, rubbing his humps, but it's that cliche of her walking down the stairs and, wow, awkward, peculiar moment where she falls on top of him and like I'm so stupid, I didn't mean to fall in love with you, oh oh , another example. to take a saying and make it literal, this whole movie is just we get it, we get it, we get it, so instead of just taking five seconds to be like Eve, I was lying to you, I was trying to make you evil now I like let's have sex just when he's about to tell her that Heidi interrupts him and you know he says oh one moment please and this is the moment when everything goes crazy and Heidi confessed that she loves to eat and he here oh is that other figurative speech doing it literal anyway Heidi, who is Jacqueline in disguise, starts making fun of Igor.

I'm talking about the open mouth, devouring face type and Eva sees this and obviously she says oh no, she doesn't really love me. I'm ugly because you know. schadenfreude is there being like you're disgusting, you're ugly, he would never love you, classic, classic, Tay W, right there, sleazy, oh yeah, sleazy too. She left a little anonymous tip that Glickenstein was actually dead and then goes in, finds Igor, and then throws him out. took him to what I like to call Ohio, so at this point Igor gives up and says, you know, I'm going to turn myself into body parts for people to use because I really don't know what they mean by recycling Igor.

I know if they just take body parts and put them on other Igors it's never really explained, but Scamper and Brain actually go to save Igor and end up finding a secret passage that leads to, oh how convenient. to the top of that tower that shoots lasers. the sky and obviously, you know, we find out that the big twist is that the beacon is actually the one that creates the clouds, but of course, I didn't expect that wow, in the sleazy fair, Wadi is literally just bullying the outside of Eva he pushes her calling her ugly so Eva will hit him and then activates her evil bone which I guess now she has an evil bone in her body and yes she turns evil.

Igor ends up jumping into the arena to help Eva while she is massacring all the other inventions and since everyone obviously sees how indestructible and strong Eva is, they just let the trash take the throne, he throws the king to the ground and says look at me , I am the king, bow before me. Igor finishes. managing to get to Eva in time before she destroys the entire Arena and you want to know how he gets her to stop being evil, you want to know, you want to know the line that really clicks with her, everyone has an evil bone in their body, but Us we choose whether or not to use that evil bone.

I'm sorry, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful. I just want to print it and hang it on my wall. Oh yeah, too. Brain and Scamper were at the top of the tower and finished. turning off the beacon and wow now there is sunlight and wow the king died horribly because Scamper pushed a part of the tower and ended up killing the King because everyone found out that the King was actually trolling everyone and he was the one who made the clouds and then Igor, you know, makes a little speech look, look, we don't need to be evil, our evil bones don't need to be worn and evil bones in the bodies, there are evil bones in everyone's body, but not me, do you?

No? don't use them, it's not necessary and then we jump to the future a little bit, obviously Igor is happy that they ended up turning the battlefield, the Colosseum, into a theater and they do stage performances there now and, um, it ends with the blind orphans singing I can see clearly now that the rain is gone, okay, that's funny, okay, I admit they had to have done it on purpose, right? I can see clearly now that the rain is gone blindly, or well, you know? About I'm not even going to complain but there you have it ladies and gentlemen that's Igor and my sanity is out there somewhere I can't find it but if you guys like this video make sure to subscribe.

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