Willy's Wonderland (2021) KILL COUNT

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the victims of all our favorite horror movies. I'm James A Genise and today we're watching Willy's Wonderland released in

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and yes, I know I said earlier that I couldn't cover this due to copyright issues, but let me tell you, man, that shit is always changing and there really isn't any Rhyme or Reason for it. Willy's Wonderland is about a group of

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er animatronics similar to the movie The Banana Splits, which I've already covered. Both Willie and The Banana Splits are clear tributes. Five Nights at Freddy's, the popular video game franchise that pays my friend Matpat's bills, a Five Nights film adaptation has been talked about for years, although more concrete information has recently come out of Blumhouse, so, well, maybe is finally happening in the meantime. we have similar things like this, although first-time screenwriter Geo Parsons says his inspiration was a family entertainment venue called Boom Town near Reno and the spooky Easter Bunnies shopping mall Willy's Wonderland is set in a copy of Chuck E's cheese where a gang of Killer animatronic animals. unsuspecting sacrifices sent there by the local townspeople their latest human bait is a silent, nameless janitor played by National Treasure Nicholas Cage previously seen in the

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count in the absolutely phenomenal Mandy Cage has been having a lot of fun in her career lately and it's a bummer that he doesn't have any dialogue in Willie's Wonderland it's a conscious choice that's brought up and left out several times where you said you're from oh you want those guys don't want to look back eh he doesn't talk much and I respect that , I guess it's kind of funny, but I feel robbed of its unique line.

Cage was very interested in it, although he received the script on a Friday and agreed to take on the role that Monday. He even prevented the producers and executives from making changes to the script. script since he was so in love with the strange comedic tone of it. I like things that are absurd, I mean, me too, but to me this movie feels like all Sizzle and no stakes. Director Kevin Lewis films it in that kinetic Edgar Wright style with lots of push-ins and montages full of Quick Cuts, the look is super stylized with ultra high contrast and a whitening filter which is obviously intentional but doesn't work for me, Although the most unpleasant thing is that the film seems to cost in its premise.

Lily's Wonderland needs you to accept the idea that a silent Nick fighting in cages in fursuits is awesome and that could be awesome for sure, but it never does anything more with that initial idea in the many fight scenes, the choreography being replaced with a camera trembling and the secondary characters. They're not just bland, they're absolutely pointless bags of meat even though it's short in length with action scenes sprinkled throughout the beat, it somehow feels slow with a very rinse and repeat structure but that's just my opinion , a lot of people loved Willie's Wonderland and it has good production design and some pretty solid kills.

I also respect that it overcame a small budget and a short shooting schedule, which was actually a blessing in disguise since production wrapped right before Kovid shut everything down in 2020. Finally, even if it did. I don't personally care about the screenwriter of the film Geo Parsons is a really cool guy when I first tweeted about the copyright issues he went out of his way to help me try to find a solution not all filmmakers do that and I appreciate the effort immensely. pet murders oh shit uh wait let me get that trick or treating wow what a great costume your little one take whatever you want what are those are today's sponsor Dr.

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Essentials blood splatter. The 8-bit opening credits play over Grindhouse-style footage of a macho car speeding straight toward In a title card, this angry sepia-tinged drive is interrupted by suspicious spikes in the road, much to the chagrin of the car's Gruff Ghost Rider. , played by Nicholas Cage. Cage's unnamed protagonist is only credited as the janitor's cleaning style, but he's actually Nicolas Cage, that's like me. I'll refer to it, Cage pops some pop while a skinny, sucking mechanic named Jed gives him a toe. He leads Cage back to his store, which is filled with more missing signs than a dairy main telephone pole, but this is really Hayesville, such a small town.

It doesn't even have internet and we'll get it, but it just doesn't work very well for a horror movie, yeah, since Cage doesn't have the money to fix his car. Jed tells him he can work with the dead at Willy's Wonderland an abandoned family restaurant owned by Tex McAdoo although it takes place in Nevada Willy's Wonderland was filmed in Georgia the family fun center was played in a desolate bowling alley in the Sprayberry Crossing shopping center north from Atlanta the text says that if Nick cleans the place overnight, they will fix his car in the morning, that sounds good.

Cagester's resident animatronics are the Crocodile Mermaid Serum. Cami chameleon Gus gorilla night Ozzy ostrich Tito turtle and, of course, Willie Weasel himself. The characters were designed by Kenneth Hall, who had before. experience making pets his intro video package is set to an insufferable birthday song a worm on the level of the foreign theme from The Banana Splits hoping Cliff doesn't get me a visit from Christopher copyright that guy is more Killy than Willie McAdoo leaves wishing lucky caged and Remind you that this is a union store, be sure to take breaks, sounds pretty good as far as indentured servitude goes, but the foreboding graffiti on the front indicates that this place is not popular with the local kids.

One could be Firestarter. Liv even tried to burn the place down. she got out before her, but the sheriff stopped her and arrested her for attempted arson and for wearing the world's tightest jeans. Sheriff London is actually living as a foster mom, so he takes her and his wife home to a heater to cool off after cop mom leaves her life. Generically cool friends show up, she tells them that she saw Nick Cage before and that they can't let him suffer the fate of a night at Willy's house, even if he was in that new version of Wicker Man.

Nick sets about cleaning the whole place. without realizing that. is being monitored by a timer on his watch takes breaks regularly as instructed nothing like a cold can of punch in the face that he also fills the refrigerator with I guess this job is more of an internship, returns to work but can't shake his head feeling like he's playing red light green light with Ozzy ostrich what's up big bird, you're fucking with me oh shit wait no, I'm going to face your face no, that's a yes, the cold protagonist is barely eliminated by the strange pheasant defending himself Remove his pecs with the handle of a mop.

I think Ozzy is the most attractive animatronic because he is clearly not a person in a suit, but a rod puppet controlled by puppeteers and green screen suits, a technique we have seen a lot in the latest Chucky video. His puppeteer BJ Guyer previously controlled the muppetized Ed Sheeran in Singh's music video. He also puppeteered 71 episodes of Crank Yankers when he manages to give Nick a vampire kiss, but the cheat code only frees the Beast. Nick breaks his mop. and he uses it to soften the bird, splashing black motor oil blood all over the floor he just cleaned when he is not satisfied with that cage, creating a fatality.

I wonder if he had to look up the code or if he already knew it by heart for this kill count. I'm going to take a page from the Tremors of Zorin tome and count the animatronics, but keep them as a separate count from the human victims. Apologies to The Banana Splits for not giving them the same respect. Nick takes a set of clean clothes and gives them himself a silver suture. His next task is to clean a bathroom that he would make a puzzle blush and he removes it and another cleaning montage. What is this? an OxiClean commercial.

He is briefly lured to the main floor when Willy and the bands play a tune. his own but he cuts off the power ah, he had never let Willy be Willy Nick returns to the bathroom and finds a bloody message on the mirror that he has just cleaned. Come on, Grody's graffiti was drawn by the gorilla Gus, who operates out of nowhere to start an all-out primate brawl. Gus goes crazy with Gordy against Nick with much of the fight filmed on gorilla snory cam storilla cam. Nick gets beaten up in the bathroom like Fletcher Reed until he turns the tables and stops Gus like this, if it were Simeon's story, X he can. he takes his potty cake and eats it too while he finishes labeling and bagging the animatronics.

Nick's alarm clock signals another break time. He spends it drinking punch and cleaning a pinball machine. He has found a sexist and sexy pinball machine. Move over Hellraiser and Puppet Master. There is a new one. Pinhead in town originally, Cage's brakes were going to wear out with an arcade game, but it was cheaper and easier to build a custom-made Willy's Wonderland pinball machine outside live at Riot Squad appears with a lot of gas these characters are added solely to break up all the robot fights and I think it's pretty obvious that the Teen Titans are preparing to burn this puppy, but Liv reminds them that Nicholas is still caged inside the silent protagonist for no discernible reason.

Ops stays in the restaurant watching over this mess, so Liv says she'll go in and take it out herself, her group of five friends tell her she can't because it's too dangerous, but Liv just says to live, freeze and die hard. through a vent to enter and his shimmy is stimulated when Arty the alligator arrives. After her, he barely crawls to safety and lands in a Rainforest Cafe-looking arcade. This fairy forest is the home of the mermaid Sarah, a humanoid robot who can climb walls Reagan style, she is played by Jessica Graves, who has a BFA and dances.

Oh shit, the West Michigan kazoos represent, aside from Ozzy, the animatronics are actually people in foam latex suits, although some have animatronic elements like motor-controlled eyes and mouths. I know they had to use suits because life-size animatronics would be absurdly expensive, but it's still necessary. far from the movie for me, I had the same problem with the movie Banana Splits. It's hard to accept the premise that these things are robots when they clearly aren't the suit. The performers do their best and are convincingly robotic when they're on. performing on Willy's stage, but when it comes to the fights, his movements are too fluid for me to suspend my disbelief.

Well, at least we'll have this artist recording of Gus dancing like he was in Clint Eastwood's music video. Sarah Tarzan swings. She lives off-screen and her screams attract the attention of her friends who are outside smoking marijuana before exploring a haunted chunky cheese. You all are just asking to have a panic attack. Bad Boy Bobby doesn't want to step forward and tries to come back. up to the task, but his girlfriend Kathy decides to follow Barrel in an outfit that wouldn't pass the dress code, the group goes up to the roof from the room where live-in lover Chris tries to form a plan to save his Crush, but as Bobby tries to leave.

Literally every scene he has, he goes home before Chris finds him.knock them to the ground, causing the ceiling to collapse beneath them and also, randomly, the other people thank God for the conveniently located ball pits, am I right?, they are joined by Liv, who Guess I've had enough from Leaping With Sirens off screen, so now it's here, but watch out teens, you're in Willy's hidden whore, he'll clean your blood from the inside. Liv is eager for round two with Sarah, but her efforts are stopped by Nick Cage, who carries her like a bag of pigs to the safety of about five feet away.

The missing members of the gang make the group realize that Nick has been killing his demons. The guy really wants his car back while Cage continues cleaning. Liv informs him that he has been sent here as a human sacrifice something the town has been doing for 20 years the restaurant was opened in 1996 by Jerry Robert Willis played by Grant Cramer veteran of the death count thanks to killer clowns and the evil year new Kramer also co-produced the film while his wife Olga played the woman in the opening scene if his tripled nickname wasn't any indication Jerry Robert Willis was a serial killer I like this flashback scene, especially since Liv says Jerry hired the Fox most sick he could find and we see footage of them looking like this Willis and his fellow killers would dress up as the restaurant's mascots and host private parties for families before murdering them like they did with this family of four Willy's Wonderland, where a child can be a corpse, all those disappearances eventually notified the police, but instead of being taken in the group of eight, they committed suicide in the satanic ritual inside their super happy fun room, the ritual transferred their souls to the animatronic robots, as well es, they went and demolished themselves in a group of pizza mascots.

Ten years later, technicians reopened the restaurant without changing the name or mascots even though they were associated with a group of children. murders, good call buddy and while you're at it, why don't you open the Jeffrey Dahmer Hotel? A series of robot malfunctions and this murder of a child we see caused Willies to close once again. This movie was so low budget that they couldn't. They could only afford a single set of costumes for the animatronic characters, which meant that for continuity purposes, they first had to film these flashbacks while the costumes were still pristine, then they had to age them 20 years and make them look worn out and pray that There would be no need to re-record after destroying them in fights, the group of kids realize that they are missing two teenagers since Bobby and Kathy snuck in to suck and what better place than inside the room where the killers are They committed suicide.

Is it strange that it is? Getting really turned on right now, uh, yeah, yeah, it's while those two are punching each other, the rest of their partners are called to the stage while Willy sings the best song in the movie. Willie was puppeteered by B.J Gower when he was a hand puppet and played by Yuri stanik in the full body suit, but in my opinion he was voiced by the film's composer, who also wrote all the songs performed by Willie's band . He gave Willie a sort of Christian Slater voice with a Boston accent inspired by that shitty high-heeled lamp in Pinocchio, you mean? to tell me you take a plate, my grasshopper, it's time to learn six little chicks, here we go.

In my opinion, I also worked a little in the music department because Benny loves you working alongside the director and composer of that film, Carl Holt, the performance ends when a team cuts through Aaron. the back by renfair rejection 99. Aaron didn't have much going for him as a character, but he was played by former vinstar Christian DelGrosso, the teens scatter in the resulting chaos and Liv is left behind to compete with the Knight who pulls a pair. of round tables, but before he can live, a dead girl enters the cage to finish the fight, Nick goes medieval in the back of the night and repeatedly slams him against a wall before decapitating him with his own sword, unfortunately, to Liv's friends aren't doing so well.

Quiet boy with glasses Dan tries to hide in the seizure-inducing play place, but Sarah and another robot, Tito Turtle, tear into his belly like it's the day of the dead. Actor Jonathan Mercedes also does stunts in addition to acting, maybe that's why he was in a few episodes of Cobra Kai as his Willy co-star Terrell Hill, who plays Bob, talking about Bobby. His and Kathy's sloppy sex gets sloppier when Arty punches him in the neck and puts him in a house of pain. Kathy doesn't try hard enough to open this door. She opens it, so by the time Nick kicks it down to get in, both teens are already alligator snacks.

Nick makes quick work of the animatronic by slamming him into the ground and opening his jaws like he's a v-rex and then rips out his throat, damn cage. and now an enemy, meanwhile, Chris abandoned the main plot and hid out in this McDonald's play place he calls Cher vlond, who's been twiddling her thumbs on a movie with a rookie state trooper named Evan. I have a wife and a child on the way, oh. man Evan, you're so dead at first, Sheriff Lund is content to leave the kids in the red, but when Chris says Liv is there too, she reluctantly gets ready and leaves, put your guts on Evan, let's go Willy.

Sheriff Wanda is played by Beth. Grant remains in the kill count as Mrs. Kettlewell in Child's Play. It's definitely a plus for this movie. On the way to Lund, she explains that the city tried to tear down Willy's a long time ago, but the robots stopped that by killing contractor Eric Miller. in his own house, ignoring them didn't work either since Willie and his crew started going out and killing people in the city, a series of flashbacks gives us six more deaths to count, two people in a hardware store, a lady smoking a cigarette outside and three. ice cream parlor workers, although that might just be grenadine for their ice creams instead of, you know, ganging up and killing the animatronics like Nick Cage has shown that it's entirely possible that the Sheriff of London, the townspeople have come to a According to their new robotic overlords, let our children leave our town and feed them ever since, the towns kept themselves safe by tricking unsuspecting outsiders into staying at Willy's house, which is kind of like the plot of Leprechaun Origins, man that movie sucks, one tried to cast victims that wouldn't be missed as Horny Young Men and this guy isn't sure what he did but it was a good decapitation.

No one survived except a young unmarried girl whom the sheriff adopted. Cami Chameleon approaches Chris and states that she's not like other girls, you don't have to be. I'm afraid I'm not the same as the others, the obvious trap is obvious and Nick and Liv arrive in time to see Cami Yoshi, her tongue around Chris and snapping James Van Der's geeky neck. Nick prepares for another cage fight, but then the timer clocks on him. he soars, whether out of compulsion or a deep respect for a fair wage, he takes a break to drink more punch and play more pinball.

We are never given a clear reason as to why Nick adheres so strictly to the break policy or why he apparently needs to drink the soda cans apparently supposed to be a video game metaphor every break he levels up to take on bosses. increasingly harder. I guess that makes sense if you squint hard enough, but again, it doesn't appear in the movie. For me, Live is left to fend for herself with her little living knife, but she doesn't do much against this tongue and Terminator Cage ends his game and comes to the rescue once again by wrapping a plastic tube around Cammy's neck and swinging around hitting her. the playroom, he drags her in front of her to finish her off, he just punches serrantito when they try to stop him.

Nick kicks in the front door, but his exit is stopped by Sheriff Lund, who forces him back inside. She apologizes profusely to Willie the weasel. Willie. The guy isn't acting for us, his actions should in no way reflect on the city of Hayesville, you know that, right, Willie? I'm not sure what the problem is here, why not let Nick finish killing them? It doesn't seem that difficult at all. Officer Evan is reluctant to accept the sacrifice, but when Lon points out that Willy will go after his family, she obediently handcuffs him to cage one and tells Evan to take Liv home while she stays behind to ensure his appetite.

Willie gets wet. lazy Rorschach doll he's not stuck here with them they're stuck here with him on the way home Liv convinces Evan to change his mind, but that's when a stowaway Tito pulls him out of the car window and kills him with a little of Tito. handmade murder, the turtle also took out the red shells of that shotgun, so Liv uses it to focus on Tito's libido, but the keys thrown by Tito live Ops to walk back to Willy's house and leave the third act of this film in the restaurant where Nick is. confronted by Sarah and Cami for a triangle of Pascal fun, an upbeat country rendition of Head Shoulders Knees and Toes plays as Cage shakes his head until the camera does the same despite being handcuffed and outnumbered, Nick takes down both ladies with a headbutt and a leg sweep again.

These things don't look like they're that hard to kill, the guy literally has his hands behind his back, incapacitating Sarah with Xenia in superior style by immobilizing her under the unbearable weight of his enormous talent, after breaking the police handcuffs. spins baby cammy's head around kokilian the chameleon determined to earn a working car he returns to cleaning once again this movie is almost as much a cleaning time lapse as it is robot murders with the bodies hidden for the night the The pinball wizard takes another break this time giving us an impromptu Nick Cage dance montage.

This could very well be the highlight of the film. The sheriff sees the cage carrying out the dead, so he makes him go back inside with a shotgun and misplaced anger. Now we have five dead children because of you, I'm pretty sure those deaths are your fault. Mrs. Willie is also tired of her self-righteousness, so he pushes his way up behind her and scratches her with half a shit, that was fun for Xiao, well, throw Nick away. on a big red birthday button that unleashes a kaleidoscope of colors and confetti. Nick recovers in the kitchen, transforming his broken mop and soda-filled sack into a pair of melee weapons.

Fight choreographer Charlie Parrish spoke highly of how much Cage already knew a lot of different fighting techniques, the suit artists also deserve credit for having to film the fights with obstructed vision and restricted breathing, as their cast suits They weighed between 20 and 80 pounds, my hands come here, so if I have to throw a punch at you, I have to do it. make sure you stop me here and then when I put my real head my visibility becomes knees and Floors Nick Cage beats Willy and he doesn't stop until he turns into a fucking black mess okay Kaja that's the last one time you will slap yourself.

Willy finishes the slaughter by removing the weasels the next morning. Jet and the tags take Cage's car for a ride, assuming the janitor is dead and gone, they are shocked to discover that Cage is alive and well as he puts on his leather jacket and rides around with Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird. Seriously, a horror movie can't end with Freebird without evoking comparisons to The Devil's Rejects, and unless you've got something incredible planned, you don't want to be compared to that iconic live-action ending finally returns. to the movie and she joins Nick. I'm not sure if the relationship here is supposed to be more dad or dad, but I guess it's a pretty happy ending for this odd duo with the animatronics dismantled.

Texan Jed makes plans to reopen Willie's again, right? Good thing mermaid Sarah keeps kicking and the rude damn doll uses a lighter to rock or blast these two Meatheads into the sky. I will also count Sarah as killed by the same explosion. Sarah was not the last pet standing, although Tito still wanders around. while he tends to his bruised balls, the movie ends with Liv and Nick Cage chasing him down to kill him one last time. That's all, friends, how many people had a very unhappy birthday at Willy's Wonderland, let's find out with the numbers that I am going to count very well. numbers yes, I will count them as I should.

I counted 34 human victims in Willy's Wonderland, there were 11 female victims, 22 male victims and an unknown pair of legs in a flashback which gives us a 2-1 due to the ratio of Lady with a small sliver of gray with a run time of 89 minutes which gave us one human death on average every 2.6 minutes is not bad, there were also eight animatronic deaths with six of the male characters and two of them female which left us with a ratiothree to one for this mechanic. cake and an animatronic death on average every 11.13 minutes. I'll give the golden chainsaw for best human kill to the guy in the flashback that he got decapitated because he had one flying for animatronics, it goes to Artie Alligator King Kong ain't got shit.

Nick Cage not machete for the silliest human death will be for Chris a bloodless death for a lame and cowardly character and for animatronics it goes for the mermaid Sarah I don't like the way she looks when she is thrown backwards and that's it. Willy's Wonderland has arrived. will be out in

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after a bit of a delay because you guessed it until next time. I'm James and Denise, this has been the killer cow. Thank you so much for watching this kill count on Willie's Wonderland, I really hope you can see it. and that it didn't get an immediate warning for copyright or whatever, oh no one, they told me it wasn't safe and then they told me it should be fine, so fingers crossed the channel has been hit hard by issues of copyright and age restrictions, so I'm sorry we don't have additional death counts for you this year in October.

You know, I always love doing fun Halloween things, but it's just not possible with all the beatings we get, man, we just have to put so much time into it. fixing those issues of no time to make additional videos we have the Chucky after show so if you're watching that show I hope you finally enjoy those videos for more updated news on the schedule in November we'll only have two countdowns coming out of deaths, will come out every two weeks on November 11 and November 25. December we'll go back to once a week and then hopefully 2023 will be a really good year for us without all the Shit, fingers crossed because man we've been going through this lately.

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