Normies React To Technoblade's Great Potato War Trilogy

I found. I was surprised that I had lost 23 minions, yes, now when I did the big yes, where some people criticized me for violating Sun Tzu's most basic principle, whatever you do, do not reveal all your techniques, yes, I fooled you, but my belief that the

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war was already over. It hadn't been unfounded among my three extra minion slots, most of Squid's minions weren't at max level, and the price of catalysts was skyrocketing due to them requiring the same materials as a new quest. Squid Kid would need almost a hundred million coins to catch up and me.

I knew for a fact that he was ruined. I decided to do some investigative journalism. I had seen a new sign on Squid Island announcing their new guild, so I did what any normal person would do and bought another alternate account and then infiltrated the guild, but what did I find, it confirmed my worst fears, people were helping the squid boy, he had cyber bullied the squid too hard, people had seen the video, felt bad and went to his island to deliver it to him, I mean, he grilled those squid, he grilled those squid like it was Japanese squid.

Earn more in some cases by simply paying him millions of coins, all for the express purpose of defeating Technoblade once and for all. I can't complain about other people getting free stuff, but I watch my own viewers give tens of millions to my arch nemesis. it was a promotion oh yeah I'm even stronger than mine my worst fears had been real like it was you, that's who you are just so you know he was watching you feel guilty feel guilty yeah yeah feel guilty catch up If I wanted to remain number one, I had to act fast once again, I consulted the wisdom of ancient times, let your plans be dark and impenetrable like the night and when you move, strike like lightning, I couldn't let the calamari found out about my plans, so I covered the

potato

dome.

I hired thugs and swore them to secrecy. I knew my actions would be minor so I started an smp series to get him out of the way and thus began my plan. He knew there was only one way to defeat the squid once and for all by building a farm so powerful that it reached the theoretical limit of potatoes and to do that he would have to do something no solo player had done before, unlock the number minion slot. 24, it wasn't going to be, you know, what's a little crazy is that I feel like they I've become kind of corporations, yeah, a little bit like their potato war, they were like individual farmers, it's Coca-Cola versus Pepsi, it really feels like that.

Except coke and pepsi are ultimately owned by the same people, unfortunately I had already reached 100 million coins selling potatoes before the prices dropped. I paid my thugs to start collecting the resources we needed, whether it was buying directly from NPCs, I just feel like if you're one of his friends helping him and he calls you a thug. Actually that would be kind of an exaggeration. I like that word. We are at the auction house 24/7. Meanwhile, I headed to the spiders' lair where I fought. Level 4 Tarantula Bosses Until I reached Spider-Slayer 5, I unlocked the Minion Tarantula which gave several new Minion crafts.

Progress was steady, but we soon hit a roadblock. The enchanted lamb was such a useless item that even if you had the money to pay for it, no one was selling it at the auction house. I had to go on a manhunt to find someone who was actually using minion sheep so I could change it directly. This guy says he has an enchanted butt. To me, wait, you're not making a fool of yourself. You wanted some enchanted sugar cane, so that's the rough equivalent in value. Pleasure doing business with you. Foogle. I partially forgive you for your past crimes.

Okay, it took three days and over 80 million coins, but we finally got all the materials we need. crafting just look at this it's beautiful it's so organized these are enough to make 50 unique crafts and then we'll have 24 minion slots so let's speed up the crafting here oh my god 45 minutes what the heck did you just add? Minion number 24 was active and my farm was now producing 1 million, that's the legendary 24. Do you think he remembers which one it is once he leaves and comes back? You're like one of you is worth it. more than everyone else, but I don't remember which one.

Plus, he still makes all things glass every day. Oh yeah, you can't stop that because they're temporary. This sounds like more work than a job and 67,000 potatoes a day. Now I had the maximum amount of minions, but if I wanted to make the biggest potato farm possible, there was still one upgrade I needed to get an even dumber upgrade than all the previous upgrades combined, unfortunately, the website that used to store auction bids of calamari revealed that he was already working on it. He had no choice. I once said that the most useless item in the game is a minion expander, but that was before he knew about the flycatcher.

The Flycatcher is an upgrade that increased minion speed by ten to five percent. more than the minion expanders I was currently using, oh but

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, that sounds really bad, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to make a flytrap, first you need a fly swatter that drops from less than one percent of high tarantula bosses level and then You need over 10 million coins in tarantula silk to give you a quick idea of ​​how many materials we are going to need. We're going to need some of this. A little of this too. 64. Get to what and a little. of that and if we combine all that we can make a flycatcher.

I need 24 of these. It was a daunting task, but I knew we had to get started right away. I had been stalking Squid Kid's Twitter, so I knew he was a college student and it was late November, exam season, squid kids, oh he could be a prodigy, maybe he's a prodigy in college and he puts in all this effort in Minecraft, he's a prodigy, you don't know why squids go to college, yeah, like you don't know the workload of aquatic how to be a potato farmer, even if he's the weakest, we had to get as many flytraps as we could before the winter holidays.

I once again gathered my thugs and ordered them to acquire the necessary materials. My main problem was money. He still had a few dozen. I had millions of coins left over, but if I wanted 24 flycatchers, that wasn't even enough, luckily the potato dome was generating over 3 million coins per day, not including the cost of purchasing catalysts, which wasn't a problem for me. , do you remember when I flexed? To all of you with my chest full of catalysts, yes, I'll be honest with you, I was holding back. One of the things I did to raise money was grind candy during spooky festivals, which is how I unlocked this skeleton horse pet, which was a

great

flexibility.

In November and now no one cares at all, but the important thing about the skeleton horse pet is that there is actually a bug that most people don't know: the skeleton horse can trample crops on other people's islands. Oh no, just kidding, I would never do that. to do something like that because I'm a good person it turns out that the people who visited my island formed an orderly queue to wait their turn to enter the dome this community is the worst getting tarantula silk it was taking weeks but getting the fly swatters was actually quite a bit easy, sure it's an incredibly rare boss drop, but the thing is, it's only useful for making flytraps an item that literally only two people on the server were looking for, and that's why my alt account ended up in a war of offers with Squid Kid, why?

Did he send me an invitation to a party? You are now in the guild chat. Put Duter and they kicked me out. The people who broke into the dome now started a potato cult. I don't know how to feel about this. It ended up taking five weeks. of constant grinding, but on Christmas Eve we finally had 24 fly catchers. This was largely thanks to this man who used his expert business skills to outsource the work to dozens of skyblock tryhards and ultimately contributed 000 stacks of tarantula webs that I paid over a hundred million for. coins that we had finally made, what is that?

I wonder how much a coin is worth in US dollars, because I mean, if there is an economy, there is value, yeah, so there has to be a value for a coin, so how much money did techno spend? game currency in this video in US dollars, this is crazy, he created the strongest possible potato farm, producing 1 million 129,000 potatoes per day, unfortunately, the Calamares army did not let up either and two weeks later he also had the strongest theoretical potato farm, now the only way to catch up would be to grow potatoes by hand and he had already started.

I spent 10 hours building a gigantic potato growing deck in over 21 thousand blocks for the next part of my plan. I went to pick up, yes this is mine now. you just steal it and sell it I'll just keep this oh this is good I've been pretty broke recently if you're wondering why I borrowed one of the most powerful weapons in the game it's because the reaper scythe has an ability that is Crucial for growing potatoes Now that I had it, I was finally able to complete my farm and it only takes 85 minutes to replant. I made an afk machine on my island so that the planted potatoes would continue to grow even when I was offline for a few days.

In January there was a bug that affected many agricultural minions. Potato's minions were just making 33 potatoes that any normal person was supposed to like. I immediately asked myself how I can use this information to destroy my enemies. Hey squid, notice something about your minions lately. potatoes for so long that I began to question my sanity. I knew it was bad when one time after finishing the plants and potatoes I took a nap and when I woke up I had no idea how long I had been asleep, but when I checked my farm I instantly knew that these potatoes had been growing for three hours and a half.

Shut up, I don't have a problem in general, this measures time and the time it takes for potatoes to grow a million potatoes by hand in that same time, I grew over 5 million. I had to replant this entire field 19 times a day. I monitored Squids live streams on Twitch to the point where 9,000 channels asked me. Squids on Twitch likes to be at this point best. Channel points. I made sure to grow potatoes every time I was live. demoralize him if he's really planting potatoes too and we're going to go verify that this guy has a mental illness at the time his voice sounds.

I feel like potato farmers number one and number two going back and forth telling each other that they are crazy is like looking in the mirror and being like you are an idiot why do you care so much about potatoes? You both put in about 200 hours a week and cook potatoes. You can't criticize each other. You're the same hope leaking out of his voice, I just can't believe how much he's farming, we need Minecraft Mondays to get back at this point, I was pretty sure when the potatoes were, but the problem is I had no idea how big My advantage was that I can see my own potato count and what rank I have, but Squid has disabled the APIs.

They both have unique voices, they really do it well, yeah that allows other people to see exactly how many potatoes he has. Do you know what I have spent? the last four months meticulously updating a spreadsheet of our potato count, which I did by crawling around his farm and timing each of his minions with the stopwatch every day to calculate their exact potato production based on math. I should be sure it was around 22 million. Not a math student, imagine if you put that much time, energy and effort into a business or in real life, I mean anything else, literally anything else, 200 hours of hand farming to catch up.

At that time I thought the potato war was really over, but everything changed with the pet update, the first change is that flycatchers were upgraded to an instant twenty percent increase in the yield of my potato farms at a one million two hundred and thirty-one thousand potatoes per day, of course, the main part of the pet update was the pets themselves. I immediately started looking for a pet to help me win the war. Unfortunately, none of the pets seemed geared toward growing potatoes. The best option I could find was rabbit. What are the developers thinking? That's what we were all clamoring for a pet that increases potato production, I feel like why do you think rabbits should decrease?

Well bees, wait, you don't have elf pets. A higher cultivation level gives you a small chance of getting extra potatoes when you hand farm them, so I thoughtthe rabbit pet would probably help me grow potatoes, maybe one percent faster, it could be epic. Worst, but we want legendary, please, it turned out that the rabbit pets had a third secret ability that only the legendary variants had, which increased the speed of farming minions by up to 30 percent and the squids had no idea it existed. I had to level up my rabbit as quickly as possible. possible and since pet experience is based on skill experience, I decided to pursue alchemy.

You see, alchemy, alchemy is the rich man's skill. If you have the money to spend on expensive ingredients, you can level up incredibly quickly and this was almost two months after I finished spending all my money on flytraps. I had money to spend. I spent so many hours brewing potions that I ended up ranked fourth in the world in alchemy. Do you want to know what level my rabbit is today? 96. It's not even the maximum experience requirement. It's ridiculous why he doesn't try to be number one in alchemy because potatoes are the last time the squid was fishing to level up his epic pet squid.

It wasn't until four days after the update that he learned about the legendary rabbit and got one. own but it was too late his pet sucks his level like 65 or something thanks to the rabbit pet my minions now produce 1 million 586 000 potatoes all thanks to a rabbit all because it's hard to calculate exactly what my potato lead is right now because the rabbit pet only works when you are online, but the pet update has definitely brought it up to at least 25 million since the war started. I have cultivated why would you disconnect? I don't know, maybe since the rules are 158 million potatoes, which in the hot potato books there are more than six thousand, I'm not going to miss this place, one last thing I'd like to mention while stalking calamari in my entire lobby. piled on him in chat they just hated him you look after the first potato war video Squid got 40,000 subscribers on youtube ranking and he's been getting hate ever since because oh my god I just got a neutral break because of techno blade, that's lucky, it sucks, I'd just like to take a moment. defend the squid boy and say that it's not all luck, I mean luck was obviously a big factor, no one denies that, but the thing is that most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to take advantage of those opportunities and turn them into success, the original potato war video would have done that.

It would be a lot less fun if the squid wasn't number one and was just some random boring guy, now I talked about later, he's an adult, he doesn't care at all, but I care, so if you see a squid in a hallway, say something nice. for him to compliment him on his hair or something because he's been dealing with embarrassing hate for too long man yeah why would you go and hate someone else? I don't understand how they both do it, they are both stupid and crazy, but they are funny and awesome at the same time.

It happens in a very similar way to how brilliant whoever was number two was. It's just that something in the world is the subject of a lot of antics by people that wouldn't even register as significant in anything in life. So good for squid. kids, yeah, I feel like for techno, they followed it and everything I don't know is an opportunity, they took advantage of it and they're playing with it and it's good for them, it's funny, it's entertaining, it's the same thing that happens. with boxers or mma fighters they get knocked out and you're fine, well this guy is probably one of the baddest people on the planet, like the top 10 badasses on the planet and you like him, right? on your couch you haven't moved and you're like an idiot like khabib didn't beat Dustin Poija what a loser and you're like the poi can turn you inside out and turn your intestines into a balloon animal I feel like this guy you're both So, what they're doing is stupid as hell, but it's very smart because look, if they're making money from it, yeah, I feel like you just explained the creator economy, right?

You'd like to grow up like they're brilliant, it's brilliant, right, I have to help them, that being said, if Squid Kid does things you can. take my potato rank you better go farming for a million years that's not happening buddy you think I've messed up in this video there are actually so many techniques and strategies I can't even put in this video because He hasn't discovered them yet I have them in reserve this man has been playing checkers while I was growing potatoes he's done that's crazy I can't believe there is another one who hasn't discovered yet and is really following this Sunday's art of war here it really is there is no case of a nation benefiting from a protracted war except for techno and the squad this does not apply this does a disturbed individual mental well-being oh yes, I will agree with that, that is true, iba My name is Technoblade and I am the fastest Skyblock player in the outside world.

I'm a regular Minecraft YouTuber, but I've secretly spent the last year fighting to keep my spot as the number one potato farmer on Skyblock by taking on a squid. kid, the former number one, a man whose obsession with potatoes is only rivaled by mine in my last video, I talked about how the newly added rabbit pet could at its highest level increase the amount of potatoes my minions made by 30, but I knew the squid would watch my video to figure out my tactics, so I left out some of the finer details. You see, the momentum of fast pets is not the same as flytraps or catalysts.

You have to be on the island for the boost to take effect. once you log out or go somewhere else in Skyblock, that boost disappears until you return, but while I was experimenting with the rabbit pet eye and covering some interesting facts about how the boost worked, for example, rabbit pets can boost other people's minions if you're visiting their islands as a guest, but minions can only be boosted by one rabbit at a time, so you can't get 20 accounts with pet rabbits to get infinite potatoes, but the third thing that I found was the most interesting and this is what The squid boy didn't know if there are several rabbits as pets on the same island, which one powers the minions, you would think that it would be the strongest, but that's not the case, if there are several rabbits , the minions will be boosted by the one that belongs to whoever was there. on the island for longer, so hypothetically speaking, if someone went to your island with their level 100 rabbit when someone was already there with their level one, they wouldn't get boost 30 from their rabbit, they would get level one zero point three percent, oh. no unrelated fun facts, did you know that Squid Kids Island is still open to visitors?

Yes, that's right, we're doing this again, so I bought a new Minecraft account, gave it a level one legendary rabbit pet, and sent it to the Squid Kids Afk Pool. He knew he had to keep absolute secrecy. I didn't even tell my goons about this because I knew that once the squid got into this, it would be trivially easy for him to avoid it. That sabotage is crazy. That's crazy. The day I released the second potato. war video to start after that video tourists flocked to squid kids island to see for themselves everything mixed up everyday my alt would sit there and the squid kids would group together to keep the priority of the rabbit in fact I usually had the rabbit mascot disabled during the day he has the same eyes he has the same eyes as the techno character looks like oh I should have known I should have known look those are

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's eyes so he looks like techno in disguise and given that the rabbit was deactivated if Squid checked his minions during the day he found nothing wrong with them, but every night around 2 a.m.

Squid would leave his account and go to bed and that's when I would override his impulse as a pet rabbit for the rest of the night and yes, I memorized it. squid sleep schedule to achieve this, I mean, at this point, what was that like? Even a question, of course I did, but unfortunately a complication soon arose, Squid and I had been Russian to get our rabbits to level 100. I had a pretty big lead and I thought it would take Squid several more weeks to get there , but unfortunately an unknown third party arrived first and sold his level 100 legendary rabbit directly to Squid, of course, he did not forget to brag about this victory on the broadcast.

You know, who doesn't have a level 100, he has a level 99, but he's poor, he's only level 99. Little did he know that while he was flexing on the stream, my alt was there on his island nullifying his level 100 bonus, but My problems didn't end there. You see, Squid got an alternate account to play with his pet rabbit on his island while he did other things, and since the old account had no reason to leave his island, it became much harder to maintain control. pet priority and sometimes when I had priority he would end up kicking everyone off his island because it was too full for his alt account to join, meaning I lost priority for the rest of the day.

I was going to counter this by spending 30 bucks to buy his mvp plus alt, since that range can exceed Gaston's limits, but unfortunately on March 20th my alt was kicked and Squid Island was closed forever, the template was over, but at that point I had already achieved my goal in the two weeks it took him to realize it. What was happening cost him around two million potatoes. I'm pretty sure I lost some fans to the rabbit pet because everyone would be hanging out, just chilling on my island with their level 30 rabbits activated. come see that and I don't care if it's intentional or not, they're sabotaging my parents so I'd kick them off my island to get priority back and then they'd come back 10 seconds later and ask me why did you kick me out? technoblade just wanted to meet my favorite youtuber and they couldn't say no, he couldn't tell him right, there's no reason he couldn't tell him relax buddy relax, it's no big deal, I have a very good reason.

I can't tell you because it's a secret and then you're like my girlfriend went to school in Canada. I know the reason is because you specifically hate me. I'll be gone forever and I'm like, wait, come back, no. So Squid closed this island, which meant I couldn't sabotage him anymore, but what if I told you that was part of my master plan too? Did you ever notice how my island was open to visitors during the Potato War? In the last video I explained to you. I made an afk machine on my island so that the planted potatoes would continue to grow even when I was offline.

He was actually using an advanced technique called lion. This clip from the afk group is from November. I didn't even build the manual farm until January. You may remember from the first potato war video that the minions behave differently depending on whether there are people on the island or not, because if there is no one on the island, hypixel will not waste resources keeping that server online, for which will close the server. and then when you come back, they'll say, "Oh, well, it's been seven hours," and it'll run a calculation and give you seven hours of stuff, but as we've seen before, that calculation isn't perfect, so I ran an experiment. and in the experiment I found that when someone is on my island I get 10 more potatoes and there was only one thing that increased my minions by 10: the farm crystal, the farm crystal is an external benefit, so it is not included in the offline calculation, so if there is at least one person on my island and Calamares island is empty.

I would get ten percent more potatoes. Now it was easy to bring people here. Well, on my island what was difficult was getting the people off Calamares Island. It is seen even months after the first potato war. The video came out when the initial hype was starting to die down a bit, there was at least one of my own viewers on Squids Island every night, you know, as a joke, sometimes I would be on Squids Island on an alt account and I see someone say in the chat I'm going to help Technoblade win the potato war and I would beg you to be like no friend please he fixed that months ago it doesn't hurt anymore and Be like I was helping a kid squid all night I was being driven by my own viewers and there was nothing I could do to stop them because what was I going to do?

I advertise that and help him, then even more people would be angry. I realized. that the only way to prevent this from happening would be to have Squid close his own island to visitors without him realizing that that's what I always wanted. It took four long months but it finally happened, but anyway, this is like the 48 laws of power, this is like Bismarck, except Bismarck didn't care about a united Germany and only cared about the sky block, like what the hell are they? all my rookie ax potions, this tweet, then Squid says he closed his island because someone filled his system withpotions with newbie. axes, a common trolling method in sky block is filling people's inventories with useless items like canisters, but the rookie ax is even worse for players like squid kid who use the skyblock addons mod which has a feature that makes make it very difficult to let go of tools.

Outside of your inventory, the goal is to prevent people from accidentally dropping weapons worth millions of gold, but it also applies to the Rookie Law which sells in stores for 12 coins, so basically having someone drop a ton of rookie axes in your hopper system is the worst thing anyone can do. can i make you on Skyblock now I've always been interested in psychology, in fact, I almost specialized in it, so after six months of stalking Squid Kid, I developed a psychological profile of this man. I know how he talks. I know how. think and when I saw this tweet I instantly knew this guy was lying, don't get me wrong, I fully believe someone dropped rookie axes in their hopper system because it was me, but that's not right, after watching Technoblade for minutes and even hours.

We developed a little profile of this man we know how he thinks we know how he talks we know the moves he makes and I knew it because I was a psychology major I was a psychology major I knew he made the rookie access I knew it, hush, after all, he had been pitching rookie axes in their hoppers for weeks, but he sent that tweet eight minutes after kicking my alt, so I got to thinking why Squid would lie about that and I realize that Squid knows I monitor his tweets. but what he doesn't know is that that was all he could tell from his perspective, that it could have been some random guy with a rabbit and, if that were the case, he would have no idea that rabbits could be used in that way and that he lied. in that tweet could only mean one thing: he's about to sabotage me, so I kept a watch on my island and guess what I found a few hours later, a new Skyblock account with a level one legendary rabbit.

Honestly, I could have stopped Squid before I even joined my island, but I wanted to catch him in the act because I always get comments saying, "OMG, Technoblade, why are you so bad at squid?" the only difference is that i'm 20 steps ahead he's playing skyblock while i play death note he thinks he can outsmart me with my own strategies because he has yet to realize that he is nothing more than a puppet and i, the puppet master, I dance daddy dance boy so anyway I logged into my secret alt account and then I sent his old secret account a party invite and then I texted him on Discord dude accept my invite oh this one It's an awkward invitation, we had a lovely conversation and then I banned it. off my island, get out of here, you tried again with another account a few days later, I have no proof that this account is him, but look at that username, stinking bozo, that's a pretty unusual word, actually, just I have heard a person. say it you're a bozo bozo nice bozo these are all from the same day yeah that's right get out of here eventually i closed my island but not before making sure i didn't lose potatoes after that i moved on to the next phase of my master plan if i wanted grow more potatoes, I'd have to start growing pumpkins, but wait a minute, technoblade, that's the wrong vegetable, wait, what do you mean it's a fruit?

At this point, we've pretty much maxed out the production I can. I can't believe he realized that person, the idiot, was him just from the word like he knows it's a word he uses, that's so funny, this is next level. I'm so glad you guys recommended we

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to this oh. There's a lot more to this, one of our minions, the only thing left to work on was the speed at which we could grow potatoes by hand, the farm and skill get more crops as you level up, so I decided to grind it to level highest I did.

I did the math and discovered that growing potatoes is so incredibly inefficient at leveling up farming that it was actually more worth it to build an entire pumpkin farm. I began construction on a pumpkin farm large enough that by the time I was completely done growing it, the pumpkins at the beginning would have already grown back. I don't even want to tell you how long it took to build this, so I started farming day after day. Sometimes I would cultivate for so long without rest that people would look and think I was the last one. of my pumpkin, oh he does it, he does it, convey so oh my goodness who started growing pumpkins himself, but he only saw the surface level of what I was doing, you see, I wasn't just leveling up my skill agricultural, was also leveling up multiples.

Legendary Rabbits There's a reason he wanted to stop the people from Afk and on Squids Island even after he started Afk and himself and it's because it's almost impossible for a man to get angry every hour of the day because the servers restart .the game can be updated, okay, your internet can go out and if you are asleep or doing something else you will miss out on those bonuses until you get back, even the most dedicated person may only have an average of 20 hours of AFK coverage per day and those four hours alone without the rabbit pet, the farm and the crystal cost you a hundred thousand potatoes and over time that adds up to solve this problem.

I feel like I'm watching a case study in a business class. This is where the level 100 rabbits are detailed. I leveled myself and others for tens of millions of coins and then distributed them to thugs in various time zones. I set my island so that only guild members could visit it and had my discord bot coded as the main bully which automatically pinged them within five seconds of the bunny's count. Leaving my island, at which point one of them could log into the island and power up my minions until I returned, after a few weeks we both reached the farm at level 50.

On May 4th there was an update of pets that added, among other things, the elephant. pet that at its highest level could increase crop yield by 25. Usually a manual farming upgrade would be bad for me as it allows the squids to catch up much faster, but I had a plan , the reason growing and growing potatoes by hand is so inefficient is because when you break potatoes they don't grow back, so two-thirds of the time you spend farming is spent replanting the potatoes you just harvested, Squid Kid and his viewers spent many hours trying to find a solution to this, even building an elaborate red stone. machine in an attempt to automate the replanting a bit, but in the end they couldn't find a better method and continued farming normally.

You should be able to plant five at the same time. Why is it slowly soaking? It takes forever. What if I told you I found one? You see, back in January I had an idea of ​​what would happen if I had the minions. This is an example of technological superiority. This is crazy at that moment. This was impractical for two reasons: one, I didn't have enough farm bonuses to make it happen. Normal minion production is worth sacrificing, but this was resolved when I reached the farm at level 50. Secondly, the potato minions were simply too slow, but since then they improved the flytraps, added the rabbit pet, and They added disgusting meat, a new fuel source that improves the speed of the minions. by 90 percent even then the potato minions weren't fast enough to keep up, but I thought to myself that if they were just going to plant they wouldn't need to waste an upgrade slot on a super compacter, so I spent another 250 million. coins to get 48 flytrap squids in total and I both started growing potatoes, but his method could get at most 200,000 potatoes per hour, while my double flytrap method, even after subtracting the amount the minions would have made themselves , could get 000 potatoes per hour.

For the next three weeks, the squid farmed for hours every day, but I was farming at the same time, what are the chances I'm farming right now? Five bits, I bet techno is doing the same thing that says 130 faster ways to do it. You are probably wrong. In this time I expanded, made my lead with another five million potatoes, but at this point Squid and I had been growing potatoes for almost a year and we were still farming hours every day with no end in sight, neither of us I wanted this to continue. Do you look back on your life?

You're like you know what I did in 2018. I grew Minecraft potatoes. Any fair you went to? Did you go to a fair? Did you go to any? That was the first thing you thought. You're fair, you did some holiday, you did some sport, no, you did some fair, they continued with Thanksgiving and you know, they made mashed potatoes, they came to an agreement, whoever reached 500 million potatoes first would win the potato war, hypixel even contributed. saying he would surprise the winner now he only had 300 million potatoes right now but I thought he had this in the bag I mean I've been tracking Squid's potato count I took into account his afk coverage by having The discord.

Tracked the bot to count the jobs and knew how much he was growing by hand because I was modern on his farm and had experience with 45 million potatoes and a growing method twice as fast as his. What could go wrong. June 6th. Things go very wrong. It was just a small update with some quality of life changes you know, like an enchantment that replants crops after growing them and an item that automatically compacts items in your inventory so you don't have to waste time on two minor things. changes that coincidentally improved the squid farming method from 200,000 potatoes to 1.2 million and my farming method becomes worthless, suddenly my lead of 45 million potatoes goes from insurmountable to yes, I would confirm that in a couple of days squid start putting in crazy hours if i do it 12 hours a day can it keep up?

No, people say Tech Blade never dies, but I'm going to put him in the grave in the meantime, I'm sitting here in ruins. I was, what the hell? 12 hours a day, I hope you are earning a lot. money I hope it's both I hope they did boo and that's on the weekends that's not like oh but your eyes I hope she has some of those goggles she's a

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mom I love it I was here in my lab coat doing science is coming up with new potato growing techniques never seen before and this man just go to the administrators please replanting is too difficult and they polish their growing method, six holes, eight months they have plotted and planned only to fail in the final stretch , the righteous squid used the power of skills and connections of real life people to convince the people who control the server, he basically prayed to the gods and asked for divine intervention and the gods said yes, I think that's what happened , it's probably more accurate to say that the gods were like, you know what? better for us if technoblade has more content because we improve his opponent.

You know what's good for both of you. No, I couldn't accept that I was going to win this war at any cost. I immediately drank three months of mystical mushroom soup and got a job expanding my old potato farm, a project that would take 25 hours over the next two days. I knew I was playing as intended when I realized that the only reason I put on one of the strongest armors in the game was to use its three percent speed bonus to optimize plowing and dirt during the next few games. two weeks. I did nothing but eat, sleep and grow potatoes.

There were only three interruptions, each of which cost me millions of potatoes. The first was a dentist appointment and the second was when I had to play in Minecraft championships. What do I send you? Was it worth losing the mcc? It took me two hours to lose the MCC, but it will take you nine months to lose the potatoes. I had to go to the store the other day. I had to stop growing potatoes because my dad said, "Hey, can you go to the store and pick up my medicine?" and I was like, "Can I really tell you that I'm not getting your medications?" because I need to grow potatoes, do I really look like I'm an atheist?

But when God sends me to hell, I want me to hesitate, hesitate for a few seconds, but Squid also farmed several hours a day. Larry found a way to maximize AFK coverage of him. he started sleeping with headphones on and his bullies woke him up with a Discord call every time his alt left his island like someone with a Discord bot tracking his online activity. I can tell you right now that man is telling the truth that he was waking up. he gets up several times a night, I don't know why he didn't use backups like me, he actually revealed to me later that one of my original bullies betrayed me and gave him one of ourinternal documents and backup pet user list.

It's literally there at the top of the first page. I have no idea how he missed it, but Squid was offline for an hour and a half anyway. Explain me that. I do not understand what you mean. I don't know, just explain what. one of the techno blades just happened as the most loyal and trustworthy compatriots they traded with, they had a complete document that described what their plan was to be able to organize themselves as the six seven eight members, one of them gave that document to Squid, Which means I should have done it. He had the information that he didn't need to keep waking up during the night because he might have other people in different time zones that he might have, yeah, it was at the top of the document, he should be going into remote sleep right now, like that I would be.

It's a real shame that if someone woke up, I wouldn't actually wake them up because I wasn't sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not, so I decided to shelve that strategy for the moment and after sacrificing two weeks of my life. I finally reached 500 million potatoes, we won these squids I was surprised that it's at 4.99 no, no buddy, actually it's like it's not possible no, it's not possible, this can't be a real squid. I was sure he was right on my tail, I don't know. How far back would I be so disappointed if you went months and 12 hours a day without breaks, like that must be the most heartbreaking thing in the world.

I mean, it's potatoes, but I still hope it's like all the money he made. I hope that makes you feel better. You know, I have 100.13 billion and yet when I won the war I had a lead of more than 88 million potatoes. As I did? It is just as Sun Tzu says: all war is a deception. You see, I knew it. After the second potato war video, things were going to get more difficult from now on because at this point Squid had an entire organization in him, he had thugs, a cabal of billionaires funding his every move, hundreds of stream viewers making constant suggestions on how to grow potatoes faster and reporting my every move, so in that video I prepared my final trick, I hid my true potato count.

The number shown in my video was not edited but did not include the millions of potatoes left unharvested. in my minions I also say that my minions now produce 1.58 million potatoes, but in reality they are producing 1.75 million because the pet rabbit doesn't actually increase your minions by 30, but by 43, why I don't know, probably is buggy and Squid couldn't realize the real number when he got his own level 100 rabbit because he was being sabotaged, but the main reason why my advantage expanded so much was because during those two weeks, while Squid had an average of eight hours of farming a day, I averaged 11.

I just can't believe how much he's farming, that just says techno is so focused it baffled them how crazy he was, he had no breaks, I swear to god this technoblade guy is In the end, Squid had one of his goons write a program to record how much I was farming per track and how much experience my pet elephant had, but by then it was too late, once I won the war, there was no left. nothing else to do but celebrate my victory with grace and humility oh my God, let's make a little gesture with me, not like that, come on, it was necessary, watch me dance, squid boy, you lose, you will lose the word after the war, the advents added a Temporary npc at the center of the sky block, the potato. king, gave a new talisman that increased the potato minions by 5 per basket for the top 1000 potato producers and for me, the potato crown engraved on it the words: all men can see the tactics by which I conquer, but what no one can see is the strategy. from which victory has evolved sun tzu that npc is gone now it took me too long ted in this video i won a lot from the potato war patience discipline carpal tunnel I guess I bribed Squid's discord manager to give me all my permission to watch his secret text channels and then he never used them all year with the squid war, he took down his potato henchmen and my fields were left uncultivated while we were enemies.

I still respect the squid boy. Now I understand that you can only reach a worthy rival. its maximum potential, although it may have lost the war, it went from 70 subscribers to the sky, tens of thousands of fans, so it cannot be said that it has completely lost, for my part, I have now realized that the position number one is not an achievement. It's a prison that forces you to dedicate your life to defending a temporary title, but that's very dark, well, that was your question to say if it was worth it and techno just said yes, no, no, after all his videos , he says, yes, it was worth it. the war is finally over, I'm free, that's it, that's it, I'm just free guys, that was amazing, thank you very much for the suggestion, Technoblade is on another level and I hope and pray to God that he never makes me an enemy that doesn't even even have a modicum of your focus and brilliance oh what a terrible enemy to have, oh that being said, thank you all so much, I'm Wesley Stephanie, that was amazing.

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ions I love you bye Do you have any ideas about it? I just don't understand how I don't understand the hours committed, like if you saw his family, do I think he put in more hours than some people or most people go through that?

PhD programs oh yeah, that's crazy a million times over, that's uh, I don't know, I don't know, that being said guys, we love you, have a beautiful day, it's tired in the name of techno, yeah.