The First Thanksgiving

Feb 18, 2020

Hello everyone, Happy Thanksgiving. I think it's great that Americans still celebrate Thanksgiving, but there are some things in that

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year that were wrong, my friend, Mr. Gobbles is going to help me tell you about that

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Thanksgiving thanks Mary gobbly goo boo boo I love Thanksgiving delicious it all started in 1620 my people wanted to leave the old world so we could worship God I heard all about you being the pilgrims not exactly mr. gobble up they caught us apart time pilgrims don't wear it until 200 years later separatists not pilgrims but you're wearing pilgrim clothes slime we yeah goo goo just look at the black dress with the white hat they made me wear this crazy costume for this cartoon it's not what We really wore our clothes it was colorful I wouldn't get caught in an outhouse on a dark night and this one get up So how did you get from the old world to the new world?

Did you swallow sticky fly? I bet your arms were tired swallowing you can't get anything mom and dad bought three shares of the Mayflower Hudson Scott's five pounds each, which would be equivalent to $750 today the Mayflower carried 102 passengers and 26 crew only half of us were separated the rest they called us strangers it was a cargo ship it wasn't that fancy we sucked hay bale mattresses we spent our time singing and praying and telling stories tell me a story I have to believe you love stories quiet bar What do you think I'm doing? I'm telling a story.

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You pilgrims get angry when you leave early. I am a separatist, not a pilgrim. Remember the seas were stormy and we only had salty meats, tenderizing the fish. Oh, dried peas and stale bread too. Oh, where did you doodoo? Mary, where did you go? party in a bucket, okay we threw it over the side of the ship, that's very unpleasant, a lot of people were sick, first father, that mother got sick when we got to port, my parents both died, very sad when we got to Plymouth Colony, I was so excited that I jumped off the Robo and ran to the shore.

I was the first woman to reach land. The girls rule and the turkeys rule. What is this rock with a carbonate year? Oh, Miles Standish took care of me after my parents died. The first year was difficult as we foraged for food and built houses. Were you scared, Mary? I guess, but we were so busy I didn't think much about it. Squanto, a Native American walked. A lumberjack taught Governor Radford how to plant corn. Oh, you just put the seed in the soil, cover the seat and water, you've got it. You're going too fast, oh boy, it's going to be a long year and why am I dressed in this? ridiculous loincloth someone please bring me something I would have actually worn and not just my underwear we don't dress like that what do we do we put the seed in the soil now we have to fertilize the soil I recommend rotten fish gobbling goostin Okay, Thanksgiving, all that delicious food.

I'm Mr. Eater but I grew corn and beans we were happy more than half the people died but we were still grateful uh well the monster eats it's time to eat yeah ee um look at all that food uh Mary what's that cook ? The bird there on the table looks like a turkey to me, boy, people eat well today Americans eat 46 million turkeys every Thanksgiving 46 million I think I'm going to fight first, you'll jump on my head and then I'll you will put in a barbecue. Wow, put your head. At Mr. Gobbles, we didn't eat turkeys in 1621, no, no, turkeys, no, neither, pumpkin pies, but I like pumpkin pie, no pie, but we had a guest feast.

Squanto and Chief Massasoit, why am I wearing this ridiculous headdress? Who chose? get these clothes out, ugh, don't ask 9 d, well analogs, join us for peace, well I'm eating you up, I'm glad you didn't need turkeys, but if you didn't need turkeys and you didn't need pumpkin pie, what did? eat mashed potatoes sweet potatoes I'm doubling your hunger we didn't eat any of those things that's a story and his men killed five deer and a loyal man killed some waterfowl we also ate pumpkin nuts and lobster lobster um now that's EE do more Me like no nom nom nom I love lobster no no I heard Squanto brought popcorn for what for the movie I don't believe it after the vittles don't want Pato Wong people go back to their tipis to rest and watch football and then while Pawan didn't live in teepees, their houses they will also call are made of birch bark thank you my house may have been like that but I didn't do it I'm still running around in my underwear it looks like a leprechaun it's a good place to raise a pet turkey, huh, maybe You once had a turkey that couldn't talk, so you ate Thanksgiving dinner and everyone lived happily ever after, hey, we were grateful, but then things weren't so peaceful, disease and violence tore us apart and you started eating turkeys. too still for three. days you saw what gratitude could do we gathered the small harvest we had and prepared our houses and dwellings for the next winter being well recovered in health and strength and we had all things in abundance I look at the earth and the sun shines in the wind wake up the land your God our spirit is good in this land where the beans and squash come from and we give thanks happy