He is too funny!! Bill Burr on BLACK PEOPLE {Reaction} | ImStillAsia

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there saying something I don't agree with, you know, I'm not huffing and puffing, yeah, I said that, oh my god, like an idiot. just look at me, she's like the

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who said what uh oh, here You have at that point it's like you've started the sled, right, you can't get out of the crack, it's too late, now you have to have the argument. I'm like, ah. Here we go, I guess we're going to have this and I like, okay, okay, the black guy who mentioned the leg tremors saying that Elvis took away our leg tremors.

It's like your legs are really shaking. No, no one thought of doing this. Black

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came up with that. You're telling me I'll even give you that, let's say you came up with that, but where did that black learn how to do it? Didn't you see an older black man do it? But what happens because he is the same color? He doesn't steal, he just carries on the tradition, but if Elvis does it, oh, now he's the biggest thief of all time? That doesn't make any sense to me. She's like, "No, idiot, it's not about his legs shaking, okay, it's about him appropriating a culture." he took all the music, he got all the money, he got all the fame, they call him the king now and he never even gave a shout.

I was like, "Well, here comes the argument you made about seven or eight good points that I can't refute the culture, I get it, you're right, she's doing well, thank you and I'm going, however, oh God, you were wrong." , you were wrong, you get mad when you get on a skateboard, you start going down the street, I get it all offended like hey man, that's the target, stop appropriating the culture, man, a dirty white kid on Santa. Monica, then she starts laughing and I should have stopped there, but I'm a comedian, oh, I say, oh, I'm laughing, there has to be a bigger turn, so move on, Bill, let's give another example, so I'm like, yeah, do I get mad at you when you fly from Los Angeles to New York in less than six hours and she just, yeah, she just stares at me, is that right, fine, but I didn't get it, no, he was? there regarding him flying from Los Angeles to New York and it only took six hours, what does that mean?

No, you don't know what I mean, no, baby. I'm not laughing, what does it mean? All of you leave a little comment. No, how am I supposed to know? I don't get the joke, I mean, for the most part, because a lot of other people probably would have. Take like a connecting flight or something and he just said he was flying directly from Los Angeles to New York, that's what I took from that, a lot of other people probably had to have taken it as, oh, like a private, like a private. jet or some kind of private property, it's probably fine, that's what I was thinking, but I thought I'd probably get there in six hours, but yeah, everyone else will have to take a connecting flight, it'll take you like 12 hours or something so, nine. hours or something, okay, what do I mean, okay, yeah, that's the yeah, we don't do that enough, he thought, he said straight from LA to New York, yeah, okay, now I thought I don't understand what this is about talking.

I thought that's what I got out of it, yeah, I thought maybe it was a private jet, but he didn't say this, so I thought, okay, okay, I've got you staring at me, she was awake paying attention, so I've been seeing this girl. Recently, uh, it's a black girl, right, she lives in Harlem, you know, she went out like three four times, you know, the first time we went out, we went out like in the town area in New York, you know, which is kind of racially mixed area, so she was Great, you know what I mean, the second time you went out it was more like downtown, you know?

Then the third time she called me at about 3:30 in the morning and wanted me to come to her apartment, so it was 3:30 in the morning. He lives in Harlem, I look like I look, so that's a situation I'm trying to tell you, he might take it as a sore thumb, yeah, 'cause you know the deal, basically, a white guy feels comfortable on 98th 99th street , did you know? I'm saying that the moment the streets start to have triple digits like 100, 101st street starts to feel like a little asthma in your chest, can you feel it? 106th Street, you're like leaning over, dude, where did all the taxis go?

How come there are no taxis up here? No, not in that direction, so I'm praying to God to tell me to take the subway. Get off at 105th Street, 100th Third, you know, which is like the first stop in Harlem where I can still look. over my shoulder and I see that all the white people like to disappear into the horizon, you know, but she leaves, no, man, you want to get on the 2-3 train uptown, you want to get off at 125th street like on 25th Street, so at this point I'm really trying to hide the tone that's starting to come into my voice, you know, and I'm trying to ask for very specific directions for when I get there because I want to know exactly where I'm going, so that she begins to name. the streets I have to go on and all the other streets up there have names, it's like a black leader, you know, she's like Clayton, turn right on Frederick Douglass, oh my God, stay off the Internet, look that plate, right? kill a bunch of white people during a slap oh bro oh my god come on bro so at this point I'm really having a battle with myself because I'm thinking I can't do this right I'm like I can't do this but my penis is leaving now, come on man, we can do this right, just relax, don't listen to him, pull yourself together and get on the damn train, oh my god, well, like I always listen to my penis, oh yeah, I'm getting on.

When I get on the train it's like five or four in the morning, right, I look like Malcolm X and Danny Glover or something like that, I don't even know what it is when I see the street I want. Come up, I want to go up to Saint Nick. I can literally see his apartment building, but there are like five or six black guys standing right on the corner, right where I want to walk. There I thought I was on a reality show at that moment. some kind of white survivor, it was ridiculous, he survived in Harlem, so I'm thinking I have to walk past these guys, you know what's

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I think they were actually more surprised to see me than I was scared, you know? and I was really, really scared, you know, but I'm also very, very white, you know, surprisingly Caucasian, you know, if you're not ready for me, I can surprise you, no, especially if you live there, you've probably seen a white person for a long time. time. hours, possibly days, so when I appear it's almost magical, like an elf came out of nowhere. I feel like I should have a little pot of gold and a rainbow behind me at the top of the morning too.

You like to dance while it passes. them, but everything's been fine, you know, once I get to his apartment, I'm fine, you know, I relax, sit back, you know, watch a hip-hop countdown, if I can, like I know the groups, you know what I mean, it's just getting That's a pain in the ass, but you know I don't get mad about it because I figure you know a black guy has to go through the same thing, although just when you go to the suburbs, you go with a white girl, right, it's the same horrible feeling, but just leaving your people behind, you know less and less about yourself as you drive, the puppy starts off lean and you're fine. 20 minutes you drive like ten and two degrees, okay buddy, I don't like this.

I don't like this it's all the time we keep it together keep it together chairs everything tight this is upstairs none of the windows are tinted I can clearly see white people in every car the same feeling man so much to get out that's crazy Same feeling, you know , he likes to think about it, like first, like driving to the suburbs and you're like you're relaxing and everything was a mess as you got closer like, uh, oh god, everything looks different, feels different in my chest getting tense and everything, I started getting nervous and things like your car sticks out like a short thumb, you got battering rams and everything like you know, yeah, show it, pop and then him and then when he gets to our house. you know what I'm saying, she's sitting there watching, uh, leave it to the people, you know, I'm like the brave group, that was

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when he got there, he was watching the hip-hop countdown like that , this is how you're going to be. looking you know what I'm saying, yeah that's crazy okay, I'm telling what you'll see when you get there.

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