Playing As The GODDESS Of My Minecraft World!

Mal is the Minecraft

goddess

with infinite power, but the server is a tiny living space and my job is to keep an eye on everyone, okay, look, we have a little Steve and a little Alex, everything is so tiny, no, it's for the best , okay, okay, who? is here what is this Evo is this your house is the new size oh sorry it's true because dolls are for babies yes now you guys are interested why would you do that? because he was smaller than me and I can't no one is bigger than me and no one controls me I can do whatever I want okay it's time for us to go actually we have things to do more things to do very important anyway bye okay maybe they're right maybe dolls are for babies oh those aren't for babies.

I will show you. I will show you very well. I'm going down to my basement because inside my basement I have one of the biggest secrets ever known to Minecraft. Here, oh, there we go. Now I am the

goddess

of Minecraft. This is my beautiful space where I can watch the Sun and the Moon. I'll probably wonder how you control the server. Well, do you know that behind this door is the entire server? the whole Minecraft

world

actually oh look this is my hair oh she's so small and around here the dolls are for babies that's okay Kim, I'll get revenge it's okay to fish fish very boring okay let's see I have Casey's house we have the house of the noise and uh oh Okay, I bet you're wondering why I invited you.

Yeah, no, I honestly can't wait for you to have all this going on. What's going on? I have something super special to show you. Okay, it's a surprise. Friend. I love the surprise, but what do you think? I have, we have a lot of gold that I have, yeah, I'm not surprised, oh no, what do you mean by this? You are not surprised by this, but it is very bright and heavy, it is like magic that disappears, gold like what happened there. weird no no this is just my normal average wonderful I wasn't sure at first but this is actually really cool like thinking about all the things well, you know, I have my secrets, my ways of doing things, huh, but yeah, I know It seems to you. you're uh you're small now so here I took your gold I'm so sorry you know what I'm going to do there are your bags of gold this is very cute it's definitely not my goal it's been a beautiful day and I really love you friend, but I think It's time for me to go out for the day.

I'm just going hey, hey, I have to go to my room. uh, I've always been big, I'm big and I'm in charge, and Kim, I'm the goddess of this Minecraft server whatever you want, you know, I can do whatever I want like Kim, here's your gold, here's some goldfish, There you go, yes, yes, no one is bigger than me and no one controls me. I can do what I want. oh, hey you. maybe I want to run ready I just have to go so cool, look at it at home I have a home Kim, you have a home oh you didn't make a home in this mister you know what I'll share with you how about this?

Look at this Look at this house, yeah, yeah, you see this house right here, look at this, look at this, the power of a goddess bam, look at that, my house, yeah, it's your house now, okay, put it away, put it all away, but the basement, don't go into the basement, understood, oh. Okay, why don't you go to the basement? I'm watching you. Alright. Speaking of people watching. Oh, why is this happening? Why did you bother a goddess? This seems like a really bad plan, man, I don't know about this. She wasn't a goddess when she was bothering her, yeah, so everyone says I'm up here.

I've been watching you forever, forever, even in the bathroom, but you two must understand that I am and as long as I am. Seeing you guys are going to make more jokes on this server, you understand, yes ma'am, that's fine, but you can't look at both of us at the same time either, just my goals, yes, when are you going to stop me while Pierce runs away? , Yeah? I'm going to stop you too, when did Kim get this house? It is a little big. I know it's a very nice house, isn't it like you're not going to go into the house?

Where are you? I want my gold. I have it. I have it. oh my god, oh my god, I want to get in the sink. What happened to your sink? Ugly orange job. Turn them off. Yes they are. I mean, look, they're blue. Therefore, they must be mine. There's no way I can't. I think those stole all my seats, I just gotta go ahead and take these and I'll take what's right, yeah I just took my sheep that you stole from me, but how could I have sold your sheep? You were my sheep here. I have this noise, no.

Don't worry, oh, I'm also the Minecraft server goddess, oh, hello, I thought: wow, yeah, okay, come on, sheep, okay, come with me, sheep, don't worry, no, I got it, bring it and, you know, those are my sheep. Get it, get it, hey guys, uh, hey, you want some buttons, baby, oh no, oh, you don't really want the money. Now his animals are saved and, in reality, those are his sheep. I saw how it all happened. Welcome guys, let's go back, it's time to prepare dinner, some mint sauce and Pierce, hello, how are you doing? What's happening?

Normal, normal, everyday Minecraft stuff, no joke, yeah, what are they? What a wonderful day in this Minecraft paradise and also being watched. for every second of life of Our Lives for a giant woman it's time to go mining in the mine I don't like the way you talk where are you doing I think it's over here come on let's go I don't know how far we have to go oh you found it wow it's fast what we do what we do obviously why are you scared we have it smash it in the face the crowd sometimes bad things happen on the floor I get it it's whatever yeah something happened who's there show yourself Zayn up here hello hello oh now can you see me good well well well well well well well I'm going to open it I have no idea you had a secret base down here look at this you have a secret base so we better investigate the places where I come to think and things like that, he's okay, you're here, I need to talk with you about something, I have something I want to talk to Casey about, oh, don't wait, wait, I'll take it.

Take care of them, don't worry, I got them, oh wait, what not, okay Zayn, what did you want to talk about? Are you OK? Yeah, so before we get to that, what the hell happened? Why are you so big? I've always been huge. I've been really tall my whole life, yeah, yeah, yeah, I call it gravy, but I have more important things to worry about, like oh well, Casey wants to get more, but I want it to be special, special, oh, so you. I mean, like Birchwood, no, I said Special Spirits. I mean, I really want to impress her jungle forest before Irene says, Hey, hey, that's my name, okay, okay, just come this way, don't look up, don't look up, just keep looking . the floor follows my voice okay go down the stairs nice and easy okay here to the left on your left that's go straight and almost there and now you can open up oh here you go where did you get all that from my house? 'cause I'm awesome saying I got you I got you don't worry we'll get through it here we go here we go we'll go right there put this here look at that and then I'll do something about this fir tree that came out of nowhere your own tree what's going on here why don't we fix it What are they fooling and I'm not fooling she's helping them and not us well that case is disgusting yeah that's not what we need sabotage zombies zombies zombies I got you Ian hey Casey up here yeah that's me looking up so big I told you that one day I would become big and strong, let's see, wait, no, but you have the oh, I'm not going to go chase her, chase her she loves her, go do something, oh my God, you've already established it .

I have a hard time with feelings. Get him some flour, get some flour here, put some flour, I'll put some flour. Down, Casey, please come out for a second, let's talk. okay, no, come on, it wasn't that big, okay, aphmau. Buster, door down, please, there you go, oh no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, just look what she wanted to make it up to you, so look what. we have here what are your favorite flowers, look, yes, okay, foreigner, oh, look at everyone, it's so nice and peaceful on the server. I'm doing a very good job as his goddess, oh, look at this, what's going on, oh, Ian is, oh, he, he's in it. water, look at all the Minecraft stuff, this is really boring, okay, you know, I need to start a drama or something.

I need to do something, okay, let's see what would happen if I put this here and made it really big. big, put a lot down there and see what they do, they can be amazing, oh look, I have one, I have one, I have one that catches attention, I need, I need a pickaxe, okay, oh, he's going to get a pika, he won't mind He's going to say, oh, my God, oh, look at that. Hey guys, Play-Doh Harvest is looking pretty good this season. I think we'll have baby food for another four days or so. I'm just saying it looks great.

Okay, guys. First I had to go get a pickaxe and all attention little Minecraft players. Little Minecraft players, this is me right here, yeah, I left it, I left it, um, okay, why am I here to give you all of this, but it only belongs to the prettiest Minecraft player on the server? Thank you very much, I accept. and I'll take it for a second uh we all know Casey is the prettiest on this server yeah wow excuse me I'm the prettiest everyone looks at me I'm beautiful look at me you smell like lamb every time you get out of bed .

That's not a bug, it's a feature I know you're trying to impress Casey, but I've had enough of this, it's been nothing more than doing that and I deserve it, you deserve it, oh, let's count the ways in which that is wrong, everyone knows better. I don't know anything about that one, that wasn't the time I need you sir, excuse me, Minecraft players, uh, Mike, I also suggest Guerra. Okay, you know, I'm going to blow something up here so you guys can get distracted. Okay, here we go. Well, people, yeah, I'll help you, here we go, okay, let's go outside, how's it going, buddy?

You're looking for a little time. Hey, listen, I actually have a deal I want to make, buddy, that you want to make. I would do it. I'd like to present you with an offering to sabotage the other side, oh, you know what that's not? I can get used to an offering. Nobody has ever offered me anything. Okay, okay, then, to the Great Goddess, I offer you diamonds and potatoes, okay, okay. I will accept this offering, but okay, yes, I will go and stop it, you are welcome, oh, and here is a group of dogs, raise them, raise them well, oh, thank you goddess, I'm sorry, this is not fair, how come Did you give them what they gave? my offerings and you are offering them to me, well, give me a second, what is happening, okay, first of all, I am on fire, wait, wait, okay, okay, I have brought you a noble gift for a noble ruler, the best of everyone. jewels the brightest of shines I bring you a guild all the gold I have come here it just didn't help us okay here I will give you some puppies too here are some puppies no, you are the Master of the Beasts, come here yes, ready a lot of puppies they shoot too no no no no no no no that's not what we need here man, grab some bones, I think you, oh, I think this is it, these are cute little dogs, oh, thanks, thanks, hey, that one it's a dog. vile creature in the war of us gets into you, excuse me, you're the traitor and you'll want to attack, hey, this fight must be serious, I'm in my happy place right now, put out some fires, this is getting me out of here, oh , they.

I won't stop hiding oh no oh no the girls are fighting oh no okay okay you know what I think I've had enough of this humans listen to me five dollar fights guys I'll end all of this everything will go back to normal on the server only if what's up what is whatever I'm so tired Ian I have to admit dolls aren't for babies they're for everyone um these war years have been stuck on Twitter for too long yeah I don't want you to be betrayed or feel betrayed anymore . I'm fine, dolls that aren't for babies, if you want to play with dolls that's totally fine and cool, even if I don't like it, it doesn't mean it's for babies.

Well, Pierce you too because it was you, you're bad. Actually, I really like

playing

with dolls. Back to normal. It will burn first, so expect a little burning, oh but this is recess, you may need to put out the fire. a little more here we go hey, thanks for the golden sword, I'll see you buddy, I hope no one lied by the way, um, I wasn't lying at all, okay, what's that in your hand in physical pleasure? I probably should be. in Celsius, thanks, those dolls come with their dream house, well, you know, action figures are technically dolls, right Ian, what not, right?