BRENDA SONG IN A WHEELCHAIR: THE MOVIE (feat. JON COZART / PAINT)

When you think of Brenda Song, what's the first thing you think of? I mean, obviously, Ashley Tipton is she's London Tipton Hello America, I'm Jacob and who the hell are you? My name is Jon Cozart and we were about to watch Secret Obsession. I really never wanted to see this

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again what you are subjecting me to is not a good thing are you ready. I'm just worried about it being scary, legit, yeah, oh, oh, we're jumping right into the action, oh, come on, Brenda, oh, Brenda, killing. I'm sorry from the beginning, I'm sorry, Jacob looks like it's going to be scary, can you imagine in this bathroom, yeah, oh, like the glove, this could be about OJ's murder, the hardest floor, oh, that was it which was good, yeah, oh man, she really got up.

He wasn't hit that hard by the car no no no I don't know she went flying over the top I'm going to guess which husband or boy did it my boy this boy do you think he did it yes, honestly thick rimmed glasses did it Yes, yes, of course, He doesn't normally wear glasses, he's trying to get this guy to see that I'm smart, so that's the reveal, he takes off his glasses and makeup, sorry, yeah, that's the killer. Okay, did she say something about what happened? Oh, he sure did. Are you kidding? Your wife has had a lot of internal bleeding in her brain and she may not remember anything she says.

Yes, it's amnesia. Is it really possible that the

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is smart enough to know that we would do it? I immediately assume this guy did it, maybe this guy looks guilty too, my dear Russell. Wow, she's lucky he was able to find that photo. Remind me, oh, how far behind are we? She doesn't remember, she can fall in love again. oh, wait a minute, wait a second, maybe we thought it was Jim, possibly it was him, he couldn't even see you, his eyes were on the door, he was just sniffing, he could possibly see through it, Detective Paige, yeah, yes, he did it honestly, it feels.

I like it these days, don't you? Yeah, mm-hmm, there's a reason she's like, those even know your husband is here to see you, okay, wait, does she remember him? This is my theory, hit me. I don't think he's married to her. I think he's pretending to be her husband and then she says, I remember marrying you. Oh, that's 100,000% good to say, that's exactly what happens and he's the killer and maybe the perpetrator knew him, the other guys, her husband, he was like he didn't want to. Annoyance, I remember before when they showed the husband in the mirror, he only had a couple of kisses, that's it, all you could see were his little nips, that's true, let's look at his nips because he could have like pizza nips, in whose case we know is still you.

I must absolve things here until it is too late. This door literally looks like who that cartoon character is. No, he has a big mustache. It's like a big metal. Thanks, Barry. This guy isn't looking for live action in the seventh Barry movie. Another guy really looks like it. the Allstate guy, I hate you, this wasn't an accident, that sounds like an Allstate, this is the insurance office, mr. Cobb, thanks for coming here, oh that was the guy at the window, yeah, at the hospital, but he just said it was like there was a guy up front that saw what happened.

I was on it and finally got up the courage to ask you out. He Photoshopped everyone, no wait a minute honey they passed away, wait is he making up stories? But who is talking about his parents? Yes, yes, there was a fire, did it burn? There is so much setup in this part and we don't know anything either. about Brenda Song, who hit you with a car, we know that. I don't even know anything else about what we met. Did she put Jennifer Williams? So yes, her name is actually Jennifer Williams. Oh, there's no way it's so obvious that he's pretending to be Williams. her name Jennifer Williams no her name is Williams and he just changed her owner well they know who has a driver's license or it was lost but will wait if it doesn't work when she got hit by a car if She flew away. his wallet, oh, they live in a fucking gated community, no, it's not a community, no, it's his own house, this guy is a sandwich, he's loaded.

I don't know why he goes to such lengths to get a girlfriend or wife. Do you think he did this? to get a wife, I mean, why is he with her? oh, I just realized the title of the movie, he's definitely a stalker, oh right, secret obsession, do you think he's her stalker?, it was his plan to give her amnesia, yeah, how did he know? really? he couldn't know she was going to have amnesia, which I know, but he has, I don't believe in anything, it literally doesn't exist, he doesn't believe amnesia is real. Asia, in the same place where you can find the treasure, we are.

This is the Photoshop day we moved in just before the wedding. I would like to spend more of this movie looking at photos. Yes, I `d love to. I need to see the nipples we have so much to see those nipples. We have to see it. She goes to look. to bite her and say no oh, is that you? I would really love it if her wife could come to the station tomorrow oh oh, that's not possible, she is in a

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, excuse me sir, she found her way to the second floor. Sorry, she's on the second floor and I just don't have the strength to get her down.

She has an elaborate pulley system from the balcony. Oh, this is the guy that sneaky guy called crazy. He hasn't done anything really wrong. It's creepy, but the music makes it seem that way. He's just walking home. Why did you ask about Jennifer Williams? What do you care? He will stab him. Actually, I care a lot. You see, I'm his stalker. Who the hell are you, her husband? What a genius. He sounds pretty smart. Never in a million years would he think of doing that. Is he a genius or am I an idiot? I've never done what everyone thinks is good.

I'm dead, but then you walk into the neighbor's house and they. you're like, yeah, imagine she's just yelling, shut up, who do you imagine sleeping in her bed? Car alarm goes off Tom, it's a road, he comes out anyone who's here reacts to a car alarm going off, anyone's gone out here that's why it's not brilliant, yeah, that makes me think that every time I hear the car alarm outside my apartment someone died statistically speaking every hashtag every time you hear a car alarm it's someone being attacked and you're not helping oh who oh who is her husband her real husband. buried, probably white vans that you think are in the county.

I give up. I think I went on a date with that guy, the guy from Allstate, no, these twisted ones, are you really doing this legit? I'm going to have to look for the actor because he's an actor, I guess it's absolutely possible, definitely possible, hundreds of impossible. I'd go, he was great, he's kind of an intellectual, he's very interested in politics, he told me he was working on a New Flames job, I mean, so far, I'm completely destroying this. convincing never seen role you see she accidentally photoshopped a photo of her as a baby she's like god when you were born this is her only access to her memories this guy in the first place Diddy photoshopped them or is there someone on Fiverr like uh , this was a weird gig, but I guess I'll do it, but I need five dollars, oh, she can't go down the stairs, right, I hope she just falls, just go, go, no, they're like you know, come in, zooms in, there's no, oh no.

In fact, she's not doing me any favors. I love that this is the big action scene. In fact, I'm getting nervous, even though I look at the camera. The cameras are pretty good. Okay, stop at the flat spot, sure, take a break, take a break. oh no, I'm on the edge of my

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, she opens the laptop, immediately opens the photography store. Holy she's about the shadows oh she's a hack queen she's my heck do you know the name of the person saying that Freddy wap4? Eddie Watt, oh we don't have a close enough shot, yeah we need a clear line of sight, this is nip gay, bring the nip scorching the nips, oh that's not where we need a view, they were too circular, okay, we need us and those.

They were something like oblong, yes, yes, yes, she has been waiting for this moment for so long, but unfortunately she is paraplegic, are they my nipples? What's happening? It's because they're not round enough, she didn't run up, she put it on, she watched him put on his glasses. God, we are so out of place those glasses, oh well, they are two people, we, actually, are tariffs, they are the parents, he just imagines that he is in something very scary. Jesus killed his parents. Is this the first time he's looked at his ID? My name is Alan Jennifer wait oh my god real name he's a stalker yeah that's why my password is John Cozy.

You think I'm joking. Actually, that happened to my Samsung Note 7. I did it. I love this. I don't know what this is honestly. If Kanye West sold them as shoes, you know he would buy them, yes, yes, absolutely, he would buy them. William's guys don't label your house with your name. Wait, he basically touched this up too, so he signs with Who's GRT cutter. Oh no, no, no, the signature move of his boom, the stick back on his head, how did you do this? Did he think it would work forever forever? No, I think he only loved her.

You are also right. We have said it several times. Give me one. trait about Brenda Song's character I don't know anything about her she's oh she's afraid she's what she's afraid she has big cut hairs says who said a paraplegic that's really just I think her feet are like a little mini yeah her foot is just I mean his foot was asleep she has an idea this is the first time we see this actor why would you want an idiot this is not like that there is a trait oh he is calling Jennifer like she is going to answer yes oh boy she's not hot oh she's brilliant she's sitting on the ground like she's taking a break her butt is there look at that he just has to look to the right oh he's going to like it Travis was just inspecting the rock yeah, right? what was he doing to you?

I thought it was Jennifer. Has this become? Why can't you just be happy? Oh oh, I'd stay if you were here. There is a killer trait of zero peripheral vision. That's why he had the glasses. He hasn't seen anyone just to the left. he, oh it's okay, there you go, it's really not okay, my husband and my parents were murdered, nothing is okay, yeah, I hope you enjoyed these highlights from our commentary track for Secret Obsession, if you want to check out the rest of the movie with us, you can download our full commentary track at practically point, that's where you can also find out how to get a new commentary track every week.

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