I bought the most CURSED Tech on the internet.

We've had a lot of fun over the years buying the

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interesting and exciting pieces of

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disturbing, damned and just mistaken. can i buy ok let's just find some damn gaming tech every picture here is making me nauseous internally oh no shopping cart first its a pc case playstation 5 gs5 weighs 12 pounds with two controllers and Free shipping, unfortunately, that's exactly what we're looking for. I see this well, the PlayStation 5 comes with SNES controllers, what a strange image first.

Pizza Hut game controllers, you can get a Nintendo Switch gun that's not very Nintendo, what is it? It's called Dragon Quest Slime Controller. Well, I found it for 155, tell me what it is. It's not a real controller, how are you going to be able to hold it in one hand while typing with the other? We have Patrick Star, who is not

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, he is not Elite. Sony actually made a chainsaw controller that's so cool we can import it. It'll be fun to explain it to customs, okay, so this console is apparently destined to have the most damned game library ever.

I remember seeing footage of a Mario game played on this one and believe me, it was Haunting talking about damn. video games there's something here called Babysitting Mama and your mentor takes the baby and I can't I can't so apparently if you want to reach the highest level of gaming you also need to get a game ball I mean it could be As revolutionary as it is Say, it seems ridiculous that the Game Boy had a camera. When did Game Boy come out? 1989, that's almost 20 years before the first smartphone. My photos even look like they did back then.

Game Boy camera resolution 128 by 128, yes, because. obviously someone has made a duster for the joy-cons, nothing is sacred okay, so controller storage right, tell me that's not hanging the controller by its joysticks, don't do that, imagine trying to relax knowing that your controller is hanging like in the first game. Goodbye technical. that's literally our video why has our video been tagged as

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? Is Google trying to say here is okay? I think we should move on to the damn kitchen deck. This will cause an unfortunate number of accidents. You can get a microwaveable bacon wrap. You never put bacon in the microwave. a pencil sharpener the size of your hand so you can grate carrots, you can attach it to a fruit and then it turns that fruit into a spray which is really cool, if it works, it's a small manufacturer, why does it look so medicinal? an upright egg cooker looks great, you're so uncomfortable ruined the kitchen game room enough instant lifestyle gadgets under the patterns Just add water, excuse me, I'm so confused, I'll order a couple, a coin, I'll eat the Savings Bank, something about the face of this bank makes me feel very uncomfortable, it is actually like chewing and swallowing the money when you put it into the digital system, skipping what it is doing. look at the size of a ring, how are you going to be able to read it?

It's also a watch that's apparently a safe-looking lighter, so basically my least favorite item of everything I own is this little thing called The Octopus that they have. I managed to find a way to make each of the legs and also the stone. I'll buy it and then burn it immediately when the video ends. It's a blackhead squeezer. You squeeze it to simulate popping pimples. I know there are some people. who really enjoy I'm not one of those people a cat brush designed to be used with the mouth to pretend to be the cat's other Milo you can get nose and ear soaps what the new tool will smell like I just click on this Because of how bad What it looks like, it doesn't feel right to me, but it's basically meant to be a soundproof Bluetooth microphone that makes it impossible for people around you to hear what you're saying.

What is this ostrich pillow you should know? how does this look good I can't just look at it okay? How about a damn charger? What is this creepy phone charger? Looks like he'll strangle you in the notes. We can assure you that you will never buy this six thousand dollar phone charger that looks alike. an umbilical cord and pulses while it's plugged in oh my goodness but it's a charger that actually works so it's handmade by a Japanese artist and apparently he'll custom make it for whatever phone you decide on this is so expensive it doesn't have no point buying it. product but I promised to buy the most damned technology on the Internet add to cart we don't talk about this anymore okay, everything has arrived.

I barely looked at all the boxes and I'm already displeased with my course, so I'm going to see. If I can try to survive a normal day of my life, but wearing the most damn tank on the

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, oh beautiful morning, disgusting, it's the first thing I do every morning. I get dressed, which means instant underpants time. Soak your pants in water. The morning begins When was the last time you took your pants out of the can? I can't believe this is underwear. It looks like an oversized pain reliever. I did not do anything. I'm supposed to let it brew because it's supposed to be an instant magical reaction.

Alright. While we wait for our not-so-instant underwear, at least I can see how much time has passed with the ring watch. I can't believe this is my watch and it actually makes a lot of sense to be fair and it's not that difficult to read the time. as I expected, although it is very tight I think it is reducing the blood supply to my finger, it actually hurts like Chris, do you have any pliers? Milo has come to see me. I'll go with a screwdriver. My day is officially rude and it's only 9:30 a.m. oh, no good, I'm really scared about the state I'll end up in at the end of this day.

There is one consolation with all this is that at least it was incredibly cheap, going for this really stylish. fancy real looking watch face but then the straps look like they were made like recycled garbage bags, okay so you fill it with lighter fluid, well this is not dangerous and that has now covered my wrist too so we are very Sure, if I press the light button on this right now, my whole hand could burn. I need to make sure there isn't even a trace of lighter fluid left on my hands before I like that, oh no it's the soap, it's even worse in person if this was like bright green or bright red it would be a lot less disturbing than which it is, but the fact is that the skin, well, they've managed to somehow make it free of any odor, which makes me feel even more uncomfortable than I already was.

The texture is very strange. Oh, that scares me, doesn't it? It also looks a bit like a paste. Disgusting. I'll leave it in the middle of the sink. Then we scream. We know what is good. It's nothing, nothing is happening here. Oh God. God, you got it right, so this just blew up off camera. It turns out that the fuel when you put it on is actually dripping towards the back of the watch, which means that if I had worn it on my wrist, my hand would probably have caught fire, so please don't buy one of these and still nothing our supposedly instant underpants come back to this terrible morning I really hope breakfast is better than our laptop for the week moving it up inside okay so it warms up while you do it it's time for our orange juice it's one of the few products I'm not actually terrified to try, you basically stick it into the fruit and then it uses its mechanism to break down the inner cell walls so you can apparently just squirt the juice into your mouth, when did you think you'd see that?

Okay, the green light is on, let's break two eggs inside. Oh, that didn't sound good. The fact that these eggs are cooking inside this mechanism that I can't even see is a little awkward. At least now it's bacon time, this is such an American package, this could be how the day is going so far, but your eyes look deep into my soul when I was eight years old, I invented the best way in the world to cook bacon, let's see That basically creates three racks for you to hang the bacon on and then a tray to catch the fat that comes off of it, so it's bound to be healthier, yeah, so it's literally just a hanger for the bacon.

I would be lying. if I said it wasn't satisfactory it would be like trying to hang bacon on it was destroying the bacon and then presumably when the fat between the meat melts it will just fall apart okay so the last thing is to place the tissue on top to that doesn't splatter inside your eyebrows, so what will this look like when it comes out right? What the hell is happening with my egg? I have to say one thing that made me feel a little better throughout the whole process is the fact that I can really smell the fresh orange coming out of this mmm it will take a lot of sprays to fill a glass but wow that is so refreshing and I guess when you want more juice you just squeeze the bottle, this one definitely won't be like that. bad in every category, so here's the question, if you can't see the egg cooking, how do you know when it's done?

And to be fair, as advertised, a lot of fat just fell into the tray below, see how it tastes. a little dry and it's very chewy but it's bacon. I think it's time for human intervention with this egg as soon as I do. How do you like eggs in the morning? It looks like an alien egg. Bacon never looked more appetizing. I mean, it tastes like an egg and it doesn't look like one anymore. Hey, that's a big breakfast we have. I mean, what are these? So this isn't electronic or anything, it's literally just self-regulating. No that's all.

I think I've seen it before it's like a joke one two three four five six are spinning at different speeds how do you count? The whole idea is a little complicated just out of curiosity. I want to compare it to a real jump. rope oh, this just reminded me of a couple of disadvantages with a normal jump rope: the fact that it keeps hitting the ceiling; the fact that it keeps getting stuck on things and seeing the fact that it keeps hitting my feet, oh yeah. I just realized there's one more thing we need to do, so last year we had the unfortunate pleasure of getting the octopus we just inherited, its successor, dear God, so far, that's the most darn thing I've ever done. seen all day.

I can't tell you how much I hate this, but since The Rock is the gym guy, you'll have to leave him to watch this video, he really isn't, so I've had a full hour of proper training, not this stuff. and I was thinking I'd like a nap. I'm not normally a nap person, but I've always loved the idea and this product, the ostrich pillow, is the perfect opportunity, plus it feels eerily soft and wow, it's like a bean bag but only with really very beans. fine here goes nothing oh god it's so dark in here I can't be right what the hell is going on here?

Okay, so each of these is for one of my ears and then this is for my mouth so I can lie down and have a conversation with someone, it's designed so that you can sleep anywhere and still feel comfortable, to be fair, somehow it manages to actually be the most enjoyable part of my day, so Now it's time to play a little, which would probably be a pretty enjoyable activity if we did it in a relatively normal setting like this. I say relatively normal because if you've seen the video with me and in great style, I built this.

It has some issues, but it's not the time to hang our traditional PlayStation 5 controller, one sticky pad, two sticky pads, and then we hang it on the joysticks. He looks as uncomfortable as I do. Let me show you what we're using there. Today there will be no PS5, only the GS5. I mean, the size difference is really impressive. OMG the ports and buttons look so clunky. In fact, I rate that it comes with its own GS5 mini stand. I think this might be the lightest. The most empty feeling controller I have ever held in my hands, there is nothing inside it, they haven't even been able to label what the buttons are, no button on any of these controllers is doing anything, it feels like you are pressing too hard, definitely There's something damn going on with this video, there are 300 games in this one, there's like a full second of lag even though it's a wide controller, it's far from the worst thing I'm going to use today, but isn't it great, this is even smaller and this time.

Not only have we copied Nintendo's games, they've also copied their controllers, not to mention the fact that this console and these controllers are about 30 years apart. Action game. Shooting game. Sports game. Fighting game. Racing game. This is like when consoles only had the power to create 2D games but tried to use optical illusions to make them look 3D, but if you really liked the games of this era then you could have a thousand on one device. this size and for the price it cost, it's actually not that bad of a deal, no Call of Duty. I'll put it that way, it actually has surprisingly latencylow considering this is a wireless controller and technically for the wrong console, wait.

I have the whole console upside down, just like I guess the games you play on it, my team put them together in the order they think goes from least damned to most damned, so it's time to step it up, so this is a Philips CDI. I have never played in my entire life, but trust me when I say scars, I mean, everything seems fine right now, you have a good game. Hotel Mario, everything is bright and cheerful in the world, the scary thing will be more what happens when do you play. It feels very strange to see a Phillips home screen and this thing here is the controller, if you've never seen it. anything like that, so all of this here is for the game and then you have the separate media controls down there, so the only reason this console exists is because Nintendo at some point realized that CDs are a thing of the past. about to be the future of consoles. and they contrasted Philips to design an add-on that would allow their Nintendo console at the time to support CDs, but one day, even after Philips had designed the thing, Nintendo just changed and said we don't actually need this, so Philips was Like screw it, we've done it anyway, let's just make it its own console, that's why you have this weird scenario where a machine made by this company is playing Mario.

Oh, it feels very strange to see Mario and Luigi completely... people of size all these characters oh, they're horrible, that's not Mario, it's like someone drew them in paint close enough to be recognizable, but it far enough away that I don't want to sleep at night, this is somewhat disturbing, moving on to Nintendo Switch, the console. I actually like it, so these are the knuckle joy-con, it feels like a very strange concept considering they're basically designed for kids, a little flashy, not going to lie, hey, that's actually not bad at all. I really think it adds a significant amount of comfort to controllers that would otherwise be too small for my hands, as you can very clearly see the layers that the 3D printer has built up, as well as little hairy wires that fall out, but I really I mean these are the only way to break knuckles. trying them out is getting into a fight okay so this is Joseph he really helps set up a lot of this stuff and I'm deciding which character to beat him with for the first time talking about fights considering I'm the one with the knuckles I don't like it I don't like it like I have to say the knuckles are a little too wide oh that was huge.

I feel like it makes a difference when you hold it, oh I think compared to a professional. The controller that uses these little joy-cons is not designed for instantaneous sensitivity, no, like that, I don't like this, oh, it's wiped me out and that's really problematic because, the next controller I'm about to use, it's a little else on the screen, yes. and I'll see if I can take down Joseph with this controller unit. The ergonomics of this controller are not as damned as I thought. I think I'm going to have to put this up. Actually, it's not cursed.

It's getting a little heavy. Normal switch joy-cons had to be portable, so a lot of ergonomic compromises are made just in the nature of what didn't have to be made here. I'm using a kit from the 1990s and you're losing, come on. come on get out of here get out of here yeah you know what an unexpected treat and when you're lounging here like this being able to have a full size keyboard is kind of crazy. I'm a big fan. I don't think you. are so, this is a normal PS4 controller, this is the Slime controller, so slimes are one of the monsters found in the Dragon Quest games, oh absolutely, that's crazy, wait, they're right, This is not designed for human hands, I mean, this really has the worst. ergonomics I think I've ever experienced that you actually have to store it upside down so that the joysticks fall into this random little holder.

None of that makes sense. I can deal with the ridiculous button layout and the fact that this thing doesn't. It doesn't have Rumble and it also doesn't have a headphone jack, so you have this upside down face staring at you all the time. This is actually so Grim, the attention to detail is surprisingly good, it looks so much like blood that I actually really don't want to touch it, oh my god, and then you turn it on no way, that makes the controller and I can really feel the rumble, oh yeah, and of course, if you hold the controller in a whole new way, they also had to completely reimagine where each button goes.

Look, this R2 is here. L2 is there. It feels really bad to use this to play Crash Bandicoot. You know what the fact that they built this whole mechanism for haptic feedback when you do this means that when you play you can actually feel the impact of every step on the ground, it's really satisfying, okay, I mean, this looks nice. I'm in a good mood, so I think it's like a game that teaches you. how to care for babies I just realized what we have to do the controller goes inside the baby it's already moving into traumatic territory milk time I don't know what it thinks I'm about to do using a bottle so you put him like that, and then every time you feed him too much he starts crying.

This is one of the most cursed experiences of my life. I think we're going to have to call you Kirsty and why this diaper can be removed. Don't know. I think I think I'm done with this, I'll probably do something useful now that it's time to work and that's what mutalk is for. It's designed for people who take a lot of calls but don't want to share with the world what they're talking about, so you put your mouth in it. on this camera while taking a call and inside there is apparently a very high quality microphone so it should isolate background noise very well.

I mean, the reason he's in this video is more because of how he looks when he's Bane from Batman, can you hear what I'm saying guys, yeah, oh, oh, hello, oh, I can hear myself, can you hear yourself, that's not good, well that's a sign, I don't care, this is it doesn't work very well it sounds like you're 10 meters under water well that doesn't work at all what a terrible product okay, okay, no, okay, okay because I can rescue this with my webcam today, which is the Game Boy. camera, it's really crazy how this works, so the Gameboy camera is mounted on its own cartridge and goes into the console like its own video game, which means when you turn it on it's a little strange.

We have done a very good job of gamification. the camera experience I mean, I've never seen a camera that looks like this, so I'll line it up with my face. Oh, that's a very unfortunate image because the pixels are either black or white. which makes it very, very unflattering or someone says damn, so navigate to our library, so if we now click on see what the hell, this is absolutely my hair Fuel and now we click on print, these are disturbing images, we click print and then it transfers them to the printer which is actually a little crazy because it doesn't use ink at all, it basically applies pressure and heat to the heat sensitive paper.

There's a reason most printers they use, you know, what tops it all off is that it just looks like a missing minion. wrong, so let's see if spreading your fingers can really make you more productive, so you secure your finger on the thread and then slide it all the way to the end. This is where you feel the consequences of having incredibly fat fingers. This is how people become evil. look at the power that is possible from the other side, hey Milo, you want a little hug, why isn't it like it's a little scared in my fingers, three times as long and made of plastic?

Did you actually get more comfortable? That's where this cat is cursed, he usually stays still to hug him, extremely confused. I'm even more curious how he will react to this, says the cat licking brush, it is designed to communicate with the cat the same way his mother used to. I'm about to lick my cat says bite hell no it's not interesting evil fingers are fine your mother's tongue you don't like any girl you're leaving right now it's time for the world's creepiest money box to deposit my profits of the day there's something about That's really creepy so I think you just take your coin and she just said take my money it's the way it moves like skin so apparently this is meant to reduce your levels of stress and I mean, I can't think of a day where I've needed that more is all so it's in the light today you have to heat up the pimple costs ah this is pimple juice right okay the pus is warm enough the idea is that it's like a reusable toy so you fill the holes yourself you squeeze them out yourself and then you fill them in you call it spades and we basically have to let it sit for a minute?

I don't like baking except you don't get a cake at the end and that would make this like dot dough yeah boy three. two one oh it's solidified into like a big worm plus why do people like this? I can't believe I'm saying this, but if you think it's gross, you haven't actually seen anything yet. No, it was at 10 p.m. m. and this isn't even done yet, it's the least instant gadget in this entire video, look how this isn't even a pair of underwear, what can't you use that and if it wasn't bad enough that we would have to wait a day to get instant undies. you can see through them.

I think they played a joke on us. This is where things get worse with Many Many Tears, so you remember the crop wire well. This lady has very kindly kept me informed about the entire production process, as imagine for a second. You are walking, you are going about your daily life and you get a message, you open that message, it seems fine to you, this lady has not spared me any details, I am not going to lie to you, is it cursed or is it a product as such. Does it actually come from a really interesting place?

This lady is an artist and basically sees the world and sees people's dependence on smartphones and that's why she has handmade this umbilical cord charger to symbolize that in the same way that a baby depends on its mother and feeds . through an umbilical cord I have no doubt this is going to be the most scarred thing I've seen all day three two one oh it comes in a package thank you for your purchase I hope you enjoy your fun charging time please that? It is presented on a silk bed I really don't like having to open it this way because it means that when it opens it is already in my hands oh no no oh please stop no why is it so big there has been too much skin like today's devices , this is by far the worst, we should plug it in.

Well, at least it's USBC. I'm wondering what the transfer speed is for that end to get into my laptop. Oh, it's so soft. I swear, I felt something move here. For me, the idea is that if I put my phone on now, I'm really sorry for such an unfortunate wallpaper. Choice is like how can I explain this? I'm just realizing the level of detail that has gone into the skin of this you. I have all the little textures that normal humans would have. Tim has all the redness, lumps and veins. I can't believe we spent four and a half thousand dollars on this.

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