Nasty Candy Apple vs. Real Candy Apple (GAME)

Today's episode is rotten to the core, let's talk about that mythical good day to have your last chance to see us live on stage this year and for quite some time afterwards come see us in Phoenix, Albuquerque Sacramento and the La area, visit rhettlinklive.com for tickets it's less than a week until halloween and I feel creepier than a black cat perched on a pumpkin on the porch of that grumpy old man's house down the street that is definitely haunted and right now that old man grumpy guy is busy stuffing razor blades and rat poison into

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s to get back at the youth this Halloween, so today, for the sake of youth everywhere, we should explore how easy it is to spot the difference between great

apple

s and tainted ones. , it's time who arrives tickle your taste buds with a

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apple and who locks your lips with

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crapple welcome to the ornate chapel of the infernal apple we will soon be presented with two different candy apples on this terrifying spinning susan both They will look delicious on the outside, except one It definitely won't be an apple nor will it be delicious on the inside and whoever draws the longest broom at the top of each round will be able to control the scary Susan, yes, and the only way we will know if we finish with the candy apple or the crappple is to take a big bite, okay, let's go pick crappple, okay, let's bring the apples hello, I'm Karen, don't be scared, I'm a fun witch, I have warts in all the interesting places, oh, that's right, before we start, can I interest you in some of my handmade broomsticks?

I'm selling them on my site broomingdales it's a five star review on ouch which is a shout out to witches. Oh wow, okay, whoever gets the longest. you know, he can pick the apple, okay, I might be wrong, that's a bit much, right, yeah, and a bit not enough, I mean, I just think we represent the guy and I'll take them, thanks, you can resell them unless I you do. I like them for five easy payments of 5.99 no thanks well I'll cast a little spell on the apples before we start okay um meat crab ball michelle don't let your apples smell like feet are we just finished to give a clue?, he said. meat ball, they both look fabulous, this one looks more like a meat ball, although yeah, sure, I don't know, but that part could be that it has a lot of chocolate in it, I mean, you know what you can discover, okay? ? hey I gotta take a big bite now bro open your jaw here we go it's an apple it's just a seafood meatball there's no seafood meatball it's wrinkled this is

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ly good it's like one time you said feet Now I'm a mess, okay?

I already learned my lesson that you have to look at your apples closely and the one that is not shaped like an apple will probably be ruined, so we have made an adjustment to bring in the apple to make this more difficult. I see you didn't

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ly like my spell there, I didn't like the apple with crab legs. I hope that hasn't affected your reviews on broomingdales. Okay, more brooms, these are nice, thank you, what a broom, very pretty. more extreme than the first time, I mean, you could really ride that one, that's true. I'll take it as it looks like I lost some weight.

Congratulations so thank you very much okay so the next spell is hmm lego frog and eye of newt. You might need some mouthwash after this, okay, frog legs and newt, okay, it's going to be unpleasant, we know, but you have to make the decision, okay, it's harder because it's in the container, yeah, this one is not obvious, this one is really difficult. Yes, you want it to have the sprinkles. I like sparks. I can not say it. Okay, God, you made it too hard. Okay, my God, this is your final decision. Yes, this is what I'm going to do.

I feel like we'll know something when we pick them up, so this is what I think we need to pick them up and not look at them directly, just take a bite. In fact, let's pick them up and look each other in the eyes. That's okay, because that will make that happen. It will be good internet content. Here it is, I think you may have leaves on yours. I can't, I just have leaves in mine. I see it in my periphery. Are you ready? Yes, three two, oh, it's the onion. Yes, I think frog legs. and Newt is like she's a witch, she just talks like that, that's a good joke, Halloween joke, hey guys, I'm back, yeah, you're okay, pick your brooms, I was going to pick that, well, I'm here first . but I lose, thanks, okay, are you ready for another spell, do you like these, well, the last one certainly didn't help, well, go to the Barbie and cook a treat.

I hope you're not squeamish about what you might eat, that messed up head. to the head of barbie to the barbie well, it looks like we have some oreo and then some drops of I don't know something, crispy wafer, it looks like an apple with chocolate and peanut butter, oh, well, you know what you are, you're a peanut butter fan yes, I am, you know, but I mean, I am too. You can like peanut butter, but you can also like Oreo, you can't hold it, no, you can't, you can't, no, hey, no, laugh, no. touch this you're like you're susan don't touch the scary suit hey boy i love oreos yeah man well let's find out how much you love them you act like you know something but you don't man and watch out. contact with each other it's a nice apple so this is an apple it's very black there it just tastes like an oreo although you might have to dig deeper oh I see a mistake no that blackness is not a mistake there I ate a lot of that blackness well then What does it taste like oil?

Oh God, you know, sometimes he likes things that are bad, remember yes, I like him, what is vegemite? Yeah, oh, they're all not really good, no, it's horrible, okay, link, uh, we're leaving. to bring you another bad apple to eat, bring it back since that seems to be Hey guys, how's it going? It's not very good, oh boy, well I've noticed that none of you have left a review on Oh boy, we haven't had much free! time, oh, okay, can I send you something? Do you have a tic tac? uh no, I don't accept me nor can you send an email through our contact page on our website that sounds promising, choose another broom that I have provided. free why are you waiting to see where I'm going and then going there oh yeah you're cheating no no I'm just touching brooms wait hey oh no I think you might have been disqualified I think so listen I mean that It was just touching, that was clear, cheating, he touched every broom and tested the weight, so I feel like the judges have to make a decision.

It's very difficult, give me a change in the brooms, yes, yes, change them, okay, cover your eyes, okay, no, don't weigh them. I didn't do it last time, I said one, two, three, well, I doubt you'll make it. one this long, wide open oh oh you can hurt someone man guys stop touching each other the scariest sorry for cheating he did it but he accused me yeah that's right he cheated and you can't just listen to Eminem. We need to get him a pair of handcuffs so he can't touch scary susan okay okay are you ready for another oh yeah that's what I'm here for yeah yeah this can be hard clean up the hallway three giddy guys , clean that pump, pump off your knee, can you please?

It'll only take five minutes of your time, okay, yeah, yeah, she wants a review, don't touch it. I'm not just feeling it. I'm in control of the scariest Susan control. Just put your hands in your lap. put your hands in your lap my butt back here is fine fine anywhere but scary susan this is it, I won the privilege now you like candy corn and you don't like m m's I don't love candy corn candy one is bigger, but you know what candy corn has, the calluses are bigger, he doesn't know he's working hard to cause me problems, but he doesn't have much to do here, so I should probably go. like candy beans, I know you don't really like m ms, so should I do the good thing and make me eat the m ms or should I do the bad thing and make you eat m ms?

What if he just gave me up on that? I don't know what you think I deserve to have, well I feel like you've been a jerk to me, so I'm going to do the right thing or you're going to rub salt in the wound, huh, I'm going to do it? do the good thing and I'm going to eat the m ms for you I haven't forgotten about you I don't know I have no idea that's really all you're saying okay, put them in a pile of leaves oh oh finally it's the horseradish, yeah, oh, that's not good, okay guys, I'm going to be honest with you here.

I have about 35 cents to my name. I owe a lot of bad people, a lot of money, a good guy there and, um, so if you could leave them a review, buy a broom, oh I have to buy one too, I know I was trying to be koi, I thought you might like them brooms, but it's okay, it's still like you know what a nice broom is, don't do that again, you can't, you can't. Don't do that, I will admit that I was cheating when I did it, that I was testing the weight and then comparing it to someone else's weight, but what I will let you do is let you choose.

I'll let you choose which one someone cursed at you, okay, last time, a piece of meerkat skin, the blackest night, one of these apples will scare you, it's been a pleasure, thank you Karen, thank you, I'm sure that everything will be like this. works, she said spit, just no, I don't know if that's right, she also said meerkat fur, I think there's hair, it would be super sadistic to put something bad in there with all those layers, I mean look. by that I mean cheerios, kids favorite cereal, you're a cereal man yeah but you know what you've been eating a lot of smoothies lately, oh yeah I haven't been eating much cereal why do you have that space in your mouth I'm ready for amputation I'm skipping breakfast so I'm going to enjoy these cheerios I don't know man this look I still don't know here let's drink it yeah, yeah, this is an apple, it's soft like a marshmallow probably not be marshmallow, what is that link?

OMG look at another great vitamin you should make as a raw dough link, it's not good for tasting bad things, it's lost it all, it's lost it offensively, it's not consistency for me, this is like marshmallow fluff, I like it Kinda true, that's cat food, you like animal food, we've established it, I'm not going to taste it, smell it, it smells like cat food, man, what happened to you? You've been through so hard, it's so soft, it really is everything. about the consistency, yes I'm learning, I don't think I can taste anything, I can only feel good, sorry link, you had a pretty bad day, but not as bad as I think most people wouldn't have had more to eat an apple of cat food. again it's a credit to chocolate that covers a world of sin thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing do you know what time it is I'm vanessa and I'm john and we're at douglas orchard in showroom vermont and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, nice look at a real apple orchard, they actually exist, click the link above to see the mythical fruit, have a hands free apple eating contest and become more mythical and to find out where the willow gallon will land, you will fall in love. with our new mythical long-sleeved t-shirts available now at miticas.com