21 Times "BoJack Horseman" Got Way Too Real

nothing on the outside nothing on the inside say when when I'm responsible for my own happiness I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast you have to fix yourself so yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and your heart is broken I'm sorry you're right to have feelings from From now on you're a tough, heartless career girl go to work be amazing at it don't waste your time on silly flights of fancy from now on you're a robot beep boop war run away and if Kelsie didn't you get fired and had to do the movie of Secretary that you wanted to do, that would have made you happy for a while, but probably then, what does it matter?

It has to be better, when was the last time you were good? You're such a stupid Bojack, why are you even on the Bojack bounce house doll? You wasted my 30. I never said you wasted my 30. You didn't have to. You always say it and I don't like being around. You because I feel bad you make me feel bad what you are saying is that everything is society's fault and we as individuals never need to take responsibility for anything no no exactly I was just saying that I like that I didn't do anything wrong because I can't do anything wrong because We are all just products of our environment bouncing around like marbles in the game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

It's our random, cruel universe and I wouldn't have to say, "Sorry, I'm gone." I'm sorry I made things so hard I'm sorry I'm not the person I thought I was I would just say my day was good and he would say I love you Hi boats she's calm, calm, calm, calm, as you know I felt hurt . But then I

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ized that's just how you are, you know, maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person so that I don't get hurt when you're not, oh, it's okay, I'm sorry, I kissed you, I should No.

I've done that, we can pretend it didn't happen, everything can go back to normal. I need to please, please, don't make me go back to Los Angeles. I don't care where you go, Bojack, but I can't have you around. You make me very sad, okay? Do you think I'm a good person deep down? That's what I don't think I believe. Deep down I think all you are are the things you do well that are depressing for what they are. It's worth it I think your writing makes a difference Thank you, you're a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend you love acting in the movie of your dreams.

What more do you want? What more could the universe owe you? I want to feel good about myself the same way. You do it and I don't know how I don't know if I can you know some

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I feel like I was born on the run and whatever goodness I started out with slowly spilled out of me and now it's all gone and I will. Never give it back to me, it's too late, life is a series of doors that close, isn't it? Don't be sad, good horse, it doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are and that won't change if you're in California. or Maine or New Mexico you know you can't escape from you what happened Bojack the same thing that always happens you didn't know me then you fell in love with me and now you know me you know it's funny when you look at someone through Rose colored glasses every red flags just look like flags okay, what are you thinking?

Oh, how beautiful things could have been if you had chosen this life. I'm not gay, I mean, I don't think I am, but I'm not. I think I'm straight I don't know what I am either I think maybe it's nothing oh well okay yeah yeah of course the ugliness inside you you were born broken that's your birthright and now you can fill your life with projects, you and your books and your movies and your friends but that won't take you home there is no cure for that the universe is a cruel and indifferent void the key to being happy is not the search for meaning it is simply keeping yourself busy with meaningless nonsense importance and eventually you will be dead Diane I need you to tell me it's not too late Oh Jack I need you to tell me I'm a good person I know I can be selfish, narcissistic and self-destructive but underneath all that deep down I'm a good person and I need you tell me I'm good Diane tell me please Diane tell me I'm a good piece of stupid piece of you are

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ly stupid but I know I'm a musician who at least makes me better than all the pieces of those who don't know they are pieces or worse breakfast I know dessert breakfast shut up don't feel sorry for yourself who does that for breakfast stupid crazy ass, it gets easier, eh, every day it gets a little easier, yeah, but you have to do it every day, that's the Hard part, but it gets easier, okay?