Steve-O and Pontius’ Insane Night in Miami - "I Ended Up In The Psych Ward" | Wild Ride! Clips

What about the time we were in Miami and they found you on the roof of the parked van, naked, with your clothes neatly folded and like lying on the sidewalk and you were fast asleep and they woke you up and then they made you? Did you try to fight those police officers? I threatened them. I don't think it's right. I think I tried to fight them because yes, they beat me. Uh-oh, you know, I think you had a killer police report about that too. Yeah, and he said I said I'll kick your ass. I know I didn't say that, but they claim I did.

But yeah, I started a fight with them, of course, the roof of that van in my hotel room, yeah. I was on fire that

night

well, I think I mixed the wrong potions yeah, I think you and I hadn't seen each other for a while and we got a little carried away oh, I remember, I remember well, I remember well and uh, so Let's be clear, you were never a cocaine fan, you just weren't, you weren't, you didn't like it, you know, I was the one who wanted to do cocaine all the time, but I did cocaine, so much so that it really became a problem and I promised to stop doing it, you know, I gave up cocaine and I went six months without using cocaine and then, when we met in Miami, for some unknown reason, Pontius says that I have a craving for some sugar booger I don't know why I think which is because we were in

miami

right, you know it felt good but it was so bad do you know where I can get a good coke in florida, yeah, yeah, I'm glad you asked the bartender at the hotel where We were standing, which gave me some strength and that was all it took to get me out of the car.

I was like "okay, okay, yeah, you know, you want us to know something weird about that story, so for anyone who doesn't know." I don't know, yeah, after a

night

on the town, I

ended

up being found by the police sleeping naked in a van, but then I found out that Tripp Taylor's friend talked to him and he told me he was going home and saw me. sleeping naked in a van and he took my clothes and put them in his um and was going to come back and get me but then when he came back out he was gone which is a shady business I think he was playing a joke with me and He only took my clothes because and my wall I never saw my wallet everything everything like everything was gone everything I had was my birthday what God gave me everything I have is what God gave me to get out of that mess that I love In that story, the problem is that that guy made a joke on me, that guy, the problem was that that guy undressed Pontius.

You strike me as someone who likes to pass out drunk in someone's house and wake up in the middle of the night and urinate in the corner of their living room thinking it's the bathroom, have you ever done that? Yeah, like a bad version of that, yeah, like um, I think I was just uh, sometimes I feel like pushing things like that, but that time, honestly. I think I just drank too much and did whatever else

ended

up entering my body that night and you know, and I really thought the SUV was my hotel room and and um and um, so when the police got to the scene, you know ?

I was in a really bad mood when they woke me up, so I guess I started a fight with them and they ended up spraying me with pepper spray. I just remember it as a man, I mean, you probably pepper sprayed yourself, Steve. I have served a lot of hot sauce. In my opinion, even my own brand of hot sauce which is called stevo hot sauce for your anus and is now available on Amazon, yes give it five stars it's so good it's available on Prime but despite all the sauce spicy that I have poured into my eyes.

I have never been sprayed with red pepper. It's horrible and there's different levels, but um, but um, yeah, it stopped me, it stopped me in my tracks and I'm really like when I'm excited. I'm pretty hard to stop but, um, yeah, he stopped me. I panicked. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't see. He was like putty in the hands of the police. At that moment I think I started to cry. Well, I was crying. Of course I had pepper right in my eyes and then they thought I was crazy and instead of taking me to jail they took me to the hospital and I ended up in the mental part and like I could.

I don't remember the name, the name of the hotel was a crazy name in Spanish that didn't roll off the tongue, so I couldn't remember what hotel we were in, you know? And he had this strange orderly there and he was like Nurse Ratchet. and he says he was frustrated because the police were such a gentleman, but this guy was like giving me a hard time and I was frustrated because I couldn't remember the name of the hotel and he says, it looks like it's you. I need a valium um someone like you you're a little nervous someone needs a valium and I'm like why do you think I got here in the first place?

I mean, I was scared of the guy he was, I guarantee he was one of those like

psych

iatric

ward

s like

psych

opaths that like to abuse people like hell, you know, yeah, and I had a hole that they had, of course, When they brought me in, I had no clothes, so they gave me a robe, but the robe was like three sizes too small, so my butt was totally hanging out, it was terrible, so when I got back to the hotel, you know, I liked it when I I checked in for the first time the night or the night before, as if they treated me like a total gentleman.

They called me. Mr. Pontius and there was like a complimentary bottle of champagne for you to enjoy while you were in the bubble bath, man, it was the best hotel we were there. We were there to present an a

ward

at the Latin Vmas and we had palatial hotel suites. At this South Beach super hotel in Like Collins, it was one of the nastiest, biggest, flashiest hotel rooms we'd ever had and Pontius chose to sleep on Vanessa's roof, yeah, yeah, dude.