Tik Toks That Made Elmo Stop Laughing

I was asked what my strategy is for waking up a patient. I'm just saying he took it off and got to the bone. This is juicy. I thought that's what it was. IM hard. How are you tonight, dear? Very good, just wish. You wouldn't call me dad, what the hell do you mean the beans are in the oven? who is this man? We're going to order peter piper's pizza and I wanted king burger, son of a fish, I really wanted a burger, I just found out about homophobia, no Well, I forgot my sunglasses, so I wear the sunglasses from the work truck, but no problem, instant racist, just look, it's just I can't, I can't, I can't use these, so we have some pictures from some disposable cameras that I sent. that I sent and you know I'm a very good photographer, you know, I just think that if I take pictures of what's important, my boy, my deepest secret is that I'm one hundred percent gay, so there's this boy that I am.

Things are going pretty well, so he sent me a photo of him from the side showing what he's doing, so I send him another one showing what I'm doing. This is the photo I sent. Okay, okay, do you want to know what it is? He answers and says: I like fat buns on the laptop. Mmmm, this shit is good. You're right, it's good to take it off the menu. That time, my best friend took milk from my refrigerator. Where did you get the milk? is this boob milk i'm literally here with my uber this is my uber thank you for purchasing swabs the product for an unspecified purpose we don't recommend putting them in your ears that would be so bad so don't do it instead you can use Q-tips for a wide variety of other purposes, like, for example, go ahead and use the Q-tips however you see fit, except putting them in your ears, that would be so bad I don't know where my anxiety came from.

Since I never had any symptoms when I was a child, when I die I will go to heaven and then I will be there forever and ever and I will never come back to earth, but that's okay because I have a long life to live because I'm only five years, but I just opened these chills and they still look at what I just opened. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while doing the act? He groaned. 'reilly and i said auto parts, you're coming home to me shrek, what are you doing?' I'm just playing the part here now, it's that cherry flavored gloss on your lips, I wanna try, ah, what's wrong with you, but muffin cake, what are you? doing what the hell is it tequila Gabriel says hello to tic tac friend, why do I look like this?

What did the front only do? He looks like a fucking donkey in pieces, well mate, no, can you take this off? It's just the camera, bro. no, it's not removing this, it's not me, proof that Xbox intentionally slows down the software on old consoles so people buy new consoles. I had a problem with my Xbox before. I think I was kidnapped by a gang of homosexuals. Driving straight ahead, tell me your dad is extra without actually telling me your dad is extra. I'll go first. I'm into Deadpool. Hey, my name is Adam Wesley. A fun fact about me is that I have a cute dog named Delicious.

In fact, I can get it right now. delicious delicious he's on our rugs I had a few too many drinks I peed somewhere that wasn't in your bathroom and I don't remember where hey mom until what time are you staying how do I get that lizard to fly a plane excuse me excuse me excuse me mommy I'm sorry mommy I'm sorry mommy I'm sorry mommy I'm sorry mommy what does my tattoo say sweet what's up with mine friend what does mine say sweet what's up with mine's friend what does mine say so what's up with mine friend what does mine say oh, it's the sir 305 sir We're away here again and I'm letting you know I can't remind you bro who left all these bananas on the ground could anyone, this guy proposed to his wife in heaven and I said one last thing, Joe Rogan .

It's literally five foot three oh my god, this is who we are, this is what we stand for, okay bro, you see, oh that's not what it looks like, I see you lacking, it's bad, bro, you're gay, you're homosexual. Bob's a girl, are you happy to be in Paris, we'll get me out of this, hey, go ahead, keep your chest full, monster, someone asked me, Kate, how's your love life going the other day and I told him I am concentrating on going to a higher law. school so we can take away the constitutional rights of all the men who have hurt me apparently that's how we try to bring down balloons in this house oh okay crazy this man played Pac-Man so much that the game map burned in your television.

You won't live until you have a pea pipe in your living room. We have a real problem. Welcome to Space Jam. This is your chance when you buy a trampoline on Wish.com. Hey, look, this street is called Gaslight Landing Court. No it's no damn brother we have it we have a shrag boy let me see John let me see here look I'm telling you I have the mind of a master master I have the mind of a master brain what is that I don't know but you know I'm so creative like that no, yes, no, why not?

Why don't you think? Because singing killed my grandmother. Okay, I ate my grandmother and she took me a week because she was absolutely huge. They got all my favorite colors. The color is written British. shape hell blue pink green warm color American style writing and white this guy wouldn't turn down his girlfriends at the drive thru that's so square what is this? My uncrustable has bark yeah, that was me when she was 14 and my Spanish teacher Mrs. Taylor um, now she's dead, but when she was alive she smelled so good, so good, excuse me, would you like to turn off the brake lights? security signs around this dungeon I have a jet in my swan to take care of some royal junk you got it princess whatever you want mom eh apparently the girls talk in a higher tone when they talk to a person, they're like really hmm No way, that's so funny, wait let me call you back.

Hey, I dropped my wallet in the fire. Sorry, I'm a little drunk. Those who sleep hugging a pillow are the most empathetic people who have ever lived. Hey brother, relax. People have been leaving money. at the end of

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sign was his business , okay, this wine is really good, so is mine, wait, can I try some demon, son, if it's toxic, you get sick, I dreamed that I cheated on my girl, so I woke up and did it, You gotta chase your dreams guys she said it's me or the xbox it doesn't matter because I'm playing both oh no no no no no hey man I really hate being that guy but to be honest no that was a lie.

I want to incite fear and ruin your day, right? Now, your girlfriend got a husband who worked and he tickled her making her laugh every day like clockwork. Have a good night, brother. Damn, you're so kind. You're here man, oh damn my ass stinks. Why because I did it? I don't like my butt Look, first you have to unlock this ej comp water This is a fly if it were a human wait How do I get out? How do I get out? I have How do I get out? How do I kick that? How do I get out?

How can I get out? My roommate threw up on this boy she likes' bed last night. Now he asks her to come from her and clean her. She could also spice it up and make it sexy. I hope the roommates are home. It is the afternoon. The next day I would like to see the baby this time at almost 30 years old, so you are progressing well. Remember that you only have this class, so when