TOP 10 MOST FUNNY & HILARIOUS AUDITIONS ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT OF ALL TIMES!

THE 10 MOST FUN AND HILARIOUS AUDITIONS BY BRITAIN TALENT OF ALL TIME! Deep How you love to do it Together It's time to worry Pro this is my partner Chantal What we are going to do now with Chantal we have a cannon here, we are going to the hotel when they explain to you what happens is that the cannon shoots Anton Decker is going to launch two packages of half a card towards Chantal and catches a card that was selected early. What was the card that was raised earlier? Ace of hearts was selected before? She fires the cannon and she's going to grab that core, and this really impressed her, okay?

Stop here. That's all. Thank you. Alright. I will say Wayne is ready, yes. She looks in pain. Chantelle, are you happy for us to do this? Okay, okay, so if you have to put up with that, please and just one second, we're not going to end this. Calm down, stop now, for the love of God, the judge knows and there's Karma, she slept on the ice. Okay, a moment for me. Yeah, okay, I don't think he's here. I mean, just yes. What is your name? My name is Graham? Well, you want my full name. I'll get what people want: my full names, Mark or Graham Blackledge.

But actually, everyone calls me Graham. I didn't even know I called Michael, so it's around 11 why not. And then it took me a year to figure out how to spell it because it's awkward when I'm angry. You are very nice. What are you going to do what? I'm going to do? I'm going to play the organ and then I'm going to play and sing while I play the organ, so playing the organ is what you would like to do full time Play the organ yes, yes Yes Do you say go or do it? I just started.

Do you ever know? So that was horrible. Because you were smiling at us in this weird way throughout the entire process. I can cut the smile. Singing and playing the organ together, but without the strange smile. Let's smell it, so. They just continue from where I left off. Yes, Singsong Okay, hello, is there any guy with big muscles in the audience? It's not right, then I'll talk about them. You know, you know those big muscles make those guys so heavy they can't ride a pony. However, they can break a fragile toilet seat. . I mean, I mean, do they work to attract women?

Well, actually women are attracted to what's inside a man. Back me up ladies, if you agree, say yes. Moving quickly in public bathrooms I can't live without them, I can't live in them either because there is no refrigerator or microwave. Often when I use the men's room, some guys do their part very loudly. And I don't like that, so when possible I sneak into the women's bathrooms because they are much more discreet about it. Well, at least when they know that I. I'm there Seeing is believing and weighing is relieving Fun is great. We've had a good hour More Okay, now you're never okay, you're a person.

What is happening there? Hello ladies and gentlemen. Could we have a little chat before we start playing? Could we have a little chat before we start playing? Can I just say your name in Connecticut? Yes, yes, what's your name? What is your name Dulli? I'm sorry. How low do you pretend? How old are you, 25 and we're about to frog? Hello and so what are you going to do for us tonight? Why are we doing everything backwards because we didn't get a chance to chat? I think that no one is going to do all of these. We don't have to start pushing those buttons again, and I have the second Michael Jackson in the news. dog for everyone Don't know what you're thinking?

Harry Potter, the nasty Quidditch accident. You know what I can't stand I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me emphasize, you know what I can't stand? Look on the bright side: I've never had to wait in line at Disney and now I'm just going to throw out a disclaimer if I get too forceful. Please stop me. I want to keep my benefits The movie scene the new James Bond movie from the other day And then it made me think, you know, maybe I would have liked him about a girl you know to be James Bond, but obviously, I'm a little inhibited, ah .

Mr Bond, I've been waiting for you. It's not late, but this isn't the first Britain's Got Talent event I've attended. In fact, funnily enough I was on a live tour in Manchester two years ago and stuff. They couldn't have been more helpful. They pushed people out of the way to get us to a seat. And then when we finally got there, the view was just fantastic. And we sat down and my sister touched me on the shoulder, and I turned around and I never will. Forget about this as long as I live, said Jack. We are very lucky to be disabled.

A lot, I make that huggable. Sorry, a little nervous. Who are you? I'm Phil W Greene, I'm 21 years old and I'm going to do comedy impressions. Well, I do this full time. No, I do not know. What do you do for a living? I currently work in a body shop as a customer advisor, but your dream is to be a big yes Phillip, did you bring anyone with you sir? Yes, my friend Christy. He works in a body shop. She did, but she recently left. Because she found a better job. Where he now works at Barrett's.

I hope everything is okay after all this. Well Felipe. You have approximately two minutes. Let's do it, okay? Natalie stops by today I would say we're going to help exercise so everyone put your hands in front of you, open your legs and do some squats. Miami baby, Oh, Martin Fowler, so far he's not there. I don't make pots. weak winch power And you know I'm going to meet her oh my god, have you seen the bacteria here are horrible? It's me Well I'm that age now all my friends are getting married and married people forget how horrible it is to be single They love to call me and complain about their company's problems.

I always understand that you are so lucky to be single. I'm coming home, my wife. She just starts nagging, nagging, nagging, like I have to scold myself. I come home like what time do I call this? Some

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I think I don't value myself. I haven't always been a comedian. I did some weird jobs. I used to clean houses, and I admit I was tempted to steal. I didn't steal because the Bible says you shall not steal, but nowhere does it say you shall not barter. I took a stereo, I left a Walkman, I took a plasma screen.

I left an engraving. I bet I'm from Africa. I moved here 10 years ago, and I immediately moved here. I heard many Britons talk about the struggle between the crisis and the recession. I'm from Africa. What are you maniacs talking about? You call that a crisis, if that is a crisis, where is UNICEF? Where is Bono? I haven't seen any except the UK concert. You can tell me it's a financial crisis when their planes fly over Birmingham throwing fish and chips out the window. It will be in a financial crisis when their advertisements on television say that this guy has to walk five miles from there to get a bottle of wkd blue.

And 100% you have a financial crisis when India starts opening call centers here. Can you imagine any professional guide returning calls to Mumbai? Talking to a Brummie Thank you very much Hey, can you say good night You speak English It's my night, come on, hey, let's say something. Why not? It's fantastic, come on, presidency, Doge, yeah. Listen to English, see Spanish, if it's small, say, okay. Hi Wendy, listen. You think I'm stupid, yes. So, well, you don't want to talk anymore, it's no good, and now, oh yes, I want to. You know you know how to sing, you know, yes, yes.

Where we listen to you. It's arc- Wow, and you understand. The music plays. Let's sing something for you. Okay, don't look at me, look at me, the audience connects their feelings, come on. Okay, please, come on, you say. He's a pretty good

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