Thank God For Ricky Gervais | Joey Diaz

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God that Ricky Gervais is leaving on Sunday night so people know you still have a voice. Okay, we still have a voice. Do you know what happens if they want to? They can't watch a television program. We don't have one. They want to cancel my Twitter account. I'll keep telling jokes, you know? So we're in a society right now and we're not going to stop the comedy stores, they're not going to close, right, the other clothes are going to close. you have to say what that is, what comedy is, it's the truth, it's the truth, so that's what you're scared to hear.

Comedy is a dark room where adults go to hear the uncomfortable truth. The truth. Yeah, you know, when I saw those people at the Grammys. the Golden Globes were moving in that chair that means a comic did its job that means a comic did its job and people who had a sense of humor laughed they didn't care about a yes, you know, that's what happens, right ? you're at a table with six guys Tom Hanks is that day, but I can't laugh at you, Tom Hanks, who for a long time used Z, was he tall enough to ride in an amusement park?

He's not tall enough to ride the red police. Hoffman's plate, that's all very funny, it's brilliant and then at the end he said something that you want to tell people every day and you can't because that's all I know, I live my life, I know, that half of these people walk around. with one foot in and one foot out and then they brag to you about the foot in and how good people they are, they donate to this, they do this, but then they have this other leg in this destruction mode where you know their employees. they're jumping out of windows, you know on earth that Isis has a streaming service, yeah, and you know what, and then that line, what was Jeffrey Epstein's line, that was funny, oh, so he came in now, he said he said something man and some others took your own private plane but look at even the Isis line the ISIS line is a joke but you listen in the house it's not a joke these people will cut off a dog's knee they don't care they really don't care you guys I know he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein or something, that was it, he said it was like something about Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein, wasn't it okay what Epstein was, he said he'd rather be this is the last time. he's doing it you'd rather be watching Netflix is ​​everyone's talking everyone's streaming TV those movies every broadcast everyone's talking about Netflix that his show is on Netflix about a guy who's thinking about suicide after his wife dies of cancer, he says alert spoiler he doesn't commit suicide like Jeffrey Epstein that was it and he's gone I know, I know he was your friend I don't care, it's your own flight here tonight and that's the truth, you know, listen even in the comedy, do you?

OK? we were there for Tennyson, oh no, I was a kid, I mean I was when I was in high school and it was okay, okay, so you didn't go and see no, no, but I saw Kinnison when I was 16 years. a fan, I bought a ticket by myself, I went to the Tupperware theater in Orlando and I sat there and watched, but my point is that if you knew Tennyson like I didn't know Kennison, but I see it now and on smaller scales, there's always that rich Comedy Store guy, that's his parents, filthy rich, no one knows, he just goes up there and because his Comrie isn't up to par, he becomes something else, he has to lure them in with something else you know and when you can see it. that Jeffrey Epstein was just one of those guys and Hobnobs against important people and then I'll take my jet, I'll come to my island, you know, it became like a joke, there are people like that who get into your circle and call themselves that. of those people that if you eat cake they give you cake, what enablers they really are, enable as you know and it was definitely our sanity struck a chord, one of those people Jeffrey Epstein would be at all those parties destroying them all.

You know what he was, you know, everyone knows what was going on when Harvey Weinstein, when he was leaving, everyone knows, but they didn't care. Nobody raised their hand. We live in a city where if we raise our hand we lose our race. We care more about our pocketbook, which you don't think anyone knows. Verify that Weinstein was Roger. Get this dick site for movies. You'll look me in the face and say you know that particular type of guys. They're like frat boys. the guys you go to their parties and their girlfriends are there, but they're in a circle by themselves, don't worry about the girls they fuck on the side and all that, that's what those Jeffrey Epstein parties were as soon as you entered.

Jeffrey put his arm around you right in front of your wife, walk with your Wayne, excuse me Lee, just talk to him and you and she says, Am I not impressed? And he also says, "You see the sixteen-year-old boy in me." Being on the back of that. I knew guys like that. I didn't hang out with them for those reasons, but I know people like that. I'm just amazed. That's how they got cool. You know, inviting a group of people over forty to a meeting. a group of eighteen, you know, makes you cooler than that, if I called you right now, let's go home and you came to math.

I had three 18 year old kids behind a couple lines of coke and it's amazing, you get there and say who they are and they say we're going to be in Joey's movie, there's no movie, you look at me for real, yeah we're talking with Leonardo DiCaprio right now as we talk there like, oh, we. You're going to work with Leo, we're going to make wine, take the top easy, let's start the party, that's what it is, you're going to tell me you didn't know about those parties, don't look at me on the carpet, damn it, and later you will know about those.

Brad Pitt didn't know about those who showed up at the Capitol, he knows about those. I'm not mad at him. He probably would have gone for those two or I would have taken the twenty million dollars worth of film. What you know, I'm saying, so we live. At worst, you know, I loved calling. I'll tell you, kid, Mark Babbitt, because we brought Love Davit and Babbitt Worth, you and I together, you and I met because Babbitt brought us together, but I got to a point with the battle where. I would just call him to say hello and hang up the phone.

I would never ask him for a job because he always wanted people, even today in comedy there is a guy who gave me my first Wednesday and Brea, his name is Dan, the improvisation is over. organization, but guess how I still call him once a month because I know no other comedian calls like that, yeah, once you're in, you're in no position to put money in my pocket, we don't need you anymore, I think it's a horrible, I think whoever raised you did a bad job, yeah I believe that and I don't do that to people even after someone leaves the club, they did take care of me.

I try to call him once a year. I still call the bowler. San Jose they used to have me drive on the weekends he was a professional bowler who just quit and moved to Las Vegas. I still check with him so he knows that all those places he gave me were not in vain.