Tinder Takeover: TWITCH Stream Edition

So Dave, I don't know, I don't know what you're doing, I don't want to be part of it, am I a witness? Did I just become a great? Nama is an HBO documentary that talks about how David tricked his 16-year-old son into getting on Tinder. Fantastic, thank you very much. You know the funny thing is we actually had to download Tinder on David's phone because danny has some kind of parental lock he can't download

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plus his phone only has four buttons mom dad brother and the police wait david did you get permission from his parents for this?

Did they sign it danny if you're watching this? You and your dad didn't get my permission to be in this Tinder video, that's why you're grounded, go to your room right now, so for everyone who asked David, did you get permission from Danny's parents? Well, Danny, lesson number one, don't ask permission. I apologize, so um, Mr. and Mr. Garcia, I'm so sorry, I didn't ask for permission, don't hit me, please, they're probably the ones suing me. I once made a joke that I was 16 and he kept saying it and then JC finally realized and all my friends realized and now everything I have is filled with Danny's 16 comments, my tick tock, my Instagram comments, my Twitch comments.

Everything, but I'm actually 18. Were you the one who nicknamed him a 16-year-old? Well, I think his birth certificate did that, but I was the one who spread the word. He defines you as a good kisser, I think. i'm a great kisser danny says he's a good kisser where did you get your criticism danny the pillow you practice on well if danny says he's a good kisser I'd say he's a liar because I'm pretty sure he hasn't kissed anyone and I've tried , just no, he's scared, he doesn't want to kiss me, apparently Danny said he's a good kisser.

I actually climbed Mount Everest a couple of weeks ago, so yeah, I think Danny has pretty lips, go for it. I say the three letter acronym, I won't, but you know what I mean. The thought of Danny kissing someone literally makes me want to give up this pizza. I'm not hungry anymore. I bought this whole pizza and now it's gone to waste. Danny said. He is a good kisser, what has he kissed again? Danny hasn't left his room and God knows when the only thing that came into that room was like one of those flashlights, one of those flashlights, so maybe he's been fucking that bad boy that he told him about. he was a good kisser jc the only thing danny kisses is my ass because that man is my assistant that boy is my assistant that's my son kiss me on the lips like the champion what's his name is tom brady tom brady kiss me like tom brady um The last one The time I was in a relationship was about two and a half years ago.

I guess I don't know why my last relationship ended. I think he just wasn't ready for a relationship and I think he just wasn't mature enough. There's just a lot going on in my life and yeah, I mean India, a lot of them weren't prepared for what Danny, holding hands, that's something you have to do when you're in a relationship. I'm sorry, Buddy Danny's last relationship didn't work out because he wasn't ready it's because he doesn't know how to prepare, he still needs his mom for that and yes, yes and yes, next time he asks me for something and I want to say no, I'll tell you no, yes. that's going to be my excuse, what does that mean, what is it and yeah, that just shows that he doesn't need to be dating if we give him maybe six or seven more years to mature and because he's tall but he needs to.

It grows a little on his brain, I just think that maybe he's not ready because he hasn't found the one yet, all he needs to do is open his eyes and look at places he might not have looked before like you. you know the discord that we all use or like you know the friends he has in a group chat or like you know like someone who maybe isn't stupid no, like I don't know, you just need a second oh no, yeah, no, you. Wow I'm just practicing bro I got something coming up so my friends always say they can spit game Maddie and they like to pull girls left and right and they like all this stuff but I want to show them I can spit the game too Maddie game. and I can attract girls left and right, okay this video is honestly to show my friends that I can, I can get someone, well danny, I wish you the best, you are the best, 16 years old, I know you are the best, less of an amateur photographer I know, I know, I act like I think you're cool, but I don't really like you, I hope the girls on Tinder like you, uh, because you need it, man, good luck to any future girls, good luck to you.

I think you'll need all the luck you can get. I'm so sorry if I was a little mean to you. You deserve it. I love you. I guess good luck to the girl because she'll carry him around because I won't. I even think he has permission for Danny's future girlfriend, if you're watching give them around 50 subs on Twitch, you win her heart instantly, you're welcome. I really, really hope he doesn't find love because it will be a disappointment for him. Girl, not because Danny isn't a good guy, but he just doesn't do anything, he'll be bored to death.

I wish Danny luck finding someone on Tinder. I'm sick of talking to him every day and then five seconds later. conversation, he says, oh, I wish I had a girlfriend, man, go find one, well, I wish Danny the best because in the end he's my guy, I love him, I don't think he's going to be very successful, just me. I just hope he gets a date, I really hope he gets a date because I think that would mean a lot to him, no, I mean, obviously, I'm kidding, I love Danny, no, no, no, he's a great guy, no, it is not.

I want you to know that I will always have your back. Not really, I want him to be happy. I don't care about his happiness. I just wanted him to be part of the voice of the camp forever. Hopefully we'll get rid of it soon. That's all I got I'm leaving now Hey Danny I love you man I hope you never find love How do I take this off? look danny you know we love you we're just worried we don't want you to know that you're still a little baby to us age wise too a little baby so we're worried about you but we want you to do well so Whatever happens on Tinder we will accept it and support you, we really are and if you ever do.

I need to be burped, I have some last minute advice you should give Danny, this one will only make sense if you know it, but uh, the real woman doesn't look anything like a flashlight, Danny, so keep that in mind. Okay, for everyone watching this video right now. please comment below some soft

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pick up lines so I can slide into some people's DMs and finally get a girlfriend because we're going to make this happen baby, we're going to make this man go away, I love it, we won't get you. However, it got because your mom is watching this, my mom is watching this Latina, she's my ass, she would love you, you would, yeah, I should love them all and there they are, guys, let's take control Danny's Tinder is obviously going to be difficult clearly. but the guys and I understood this, we already have some matches, so follow me on Twitch.

I'm going to move in with Danny one of these days and we'll come up with some funny pick up lines, so if you want to help us, help us. because we need each other, obviously we need help because I don't even know why you're taking care of danny's tinder why don't you take care of my tinder I'm of age I'm cute I'm of age I have That's cool, I'm of age, I have 18 years old and 23. He's six and sixteen. Where did you say he was from Ontario? Damn Ontario, I remember Ontario girls were crazy. I was actually dating this 18 year old girl.

Actually she does and she was from Jalisco and we had an oh oh what was her last name friend