Truth or Eat It! w/ Kevin Hart

Okay, Kevin, the reason we're playing, this is your new business venture, it's a fast food restaurant based on 100 plants called Heart House. Now, obviously, the Heart House menu only serves the most delicious plant-based products and in front of you you can see. That we at the fair have taken a different route, we've created a variety of food concoctions that are each and every one of them 100 plant-based but also 100 disgusting, so that's how it works. I'm going to ask you a question. we can choose to respond or try one of the foods in front of us we have things like uh like in front of you is a salty soybean and seaweed smoothie oh wait until you smell wait until you smell the yeasted ham parfait that In the story of playing different iterations of this game, it's the worst thing I've ever smelled in my life, so I'll pick the food for you.

I'll give you this: the wet, hot, flaming cheese. You have to give me that now. I can tell you this, of course, this is all plant-based, a block of cheese in a bowl with hot sauce and pickles, oh, okay, yeah, okay. I'm going to answer it, smell it because I wanted to know, I just want to answer. not just smell it no, I don't even want to smell it at all, come on, come on, one, no, bring it, I hate the question, yeah, give me the question, here, are you going to eat it? Here it comes, that's it. 5'4 that's my

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that's my truth that's my truth okay okay okay here's the first question oh god here's the first question okay are you ready oh god

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how much did they pay you for jumanji the next level um like this That's the sequel, what do I have of the incredibly successful Jumanji?

So I figure in terms of a negotiation, you're the stronger one, I really mean, I can handle it without you, you know what, okay, you know, see if I had to do it if I had to do it. I had to make a rough guess. Look, I'm a return player, so it's not about what you take up front. I don't want money up front for the movie, so I took less money in the hope that the movie would be a surprising success. because I'm a good partner because I think you made 800 million dollars I don't know I don't know the numbers tomato tomato listen because of the success of the movie you know in general you're probably in the space of you know I don't know, probably like oh yeah, right, probably like 29 30 if you put it together 20 times 20 times 25 and 30.

I'd say $20 million, but that's not a Kevin Hart hit. a studio success the good thing about being a partner is that you want your studio to be successful, so Sony, being your partner at the time, did an incredible job in marketing promotion and that allowed all the cast members to be successful in This particular film is not just one. It's all our success, yeah, so, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, just make sure you understand it's all of us, yeah, okay, so Kevin, your questions will come first guys, you gotta choose what you want let him eat. So what would I do? you like to choose can I move it?

Yes, what would you like me to have? Well, just pick one. You know, I'm going to make a yeast burger, that's exactly the one I just said was disgusting, oh, stop, okay, okay, I think I might throw up, man, anything goes. Okay, everyone ask me the question, here we go, so I can't continue. Oh wow, okay, here's a question for you. I want you to rank these movies of mine from best to worst. Well, I want you to do it. Honestly with me, it's okay, because I assume you've seen all these movies because you're a friend and a fan of my work.

Get tough, set your intelligence and keep going. I've seen how hard you get. Oh, I'll tell you. Why, why, because you were on the third episode of the late show that we had done here in the studio with Will Ferrell? Yes, and at that moment I thought I had to see everything. Yes, then, but I realized that. 50 shows later, yeah you can tell people you loved it and they'll believe you, yeah okay that's the worst, listen the truth is you don't need me to tell you they're all masterpieces so yeah. Okay, but you've asked me to rank them, yeah, so they're still above Citizen Kane, good folks, okay, you know, in the long run, there's still a bar, yeah, I'm still on top, so I'll go to the center. intelligence, okay, like the best, get short, no, keep going, keep going, okay and get hard so you get hard, from best to worst, but they are all still among the best examples of filmmaking.

Well, I mean, I can accept that I just don't. I don't know how Pharaoh would feel if you got hard at the end, but it's none of my business, okay, yeah, okay, Kevin, what should I give you here? I'm going to give you this one, the spicy sinus cleanser. skewer ok

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this is kevin in addition to your own companies you were also known to have invested in other businesses including an energy drink, a health and fitness program and a car buying app what is the worst investment business you are currently involved in? I am currently involved in the business of investing in your friends.

You never want your friends to feel like their ideas are no good, but until now these ideas have been an endless pit of bankruptcies. The companies my friends have done. I put money in uh, I've never worked, I think the worst, the worst, I probably invested it in one of my friends. I had some headphones that they created that opened up into speakers like headphones and you can enjoy them like that, but then. If you wanted to be like everyone else, that was the purpose of the invention, they told me this like they said, you know, when people listen to music, you ask what are you listening to and people always made you put on headphones.

He said with these they just open up yeah that's the worst invention I've ever spent money on wow yeah wow headphones that open up and become speakers yeah okay kevin my turn pick a meal do you know where I'm going to go ? what am I going to go next, I'm going to go to lousy fries because I don't want to, oh okay, lousy fries, these are fries topped with pistachio butter, shrimp and raisins, okay let's see what this is, okay, one of these. The smells are really bothering you, it's really bad, okay, okay, question number two for you, today is your birthday, yeah, I'm curious to know what's the worst gift that someone gave you today and I know that, by the way , you have received many gifts.

You're on set, your staff is here, uh, no way, all of these gifts are good gifts, in fact, seventy percent of these gifts are horrible gifts, I just don't know if that's true, yeah, oh, You probably have a tie. you probably have some socks because I don't want the person or people who bought them from me to be offended, but they would, that's the purpose of the question, that's the purpose of this, so I don't know if the people who bought them actually , I ever saw her, so I can tell you that my agents here in Los Angeles bought me a backpack, which made me wonder if we had ever met before.

It was an expensive backpack from a very good store. It seemed expensive, but. it was like it was what I would make like a 14 year old boy's purse what would you have said if it had speakers then it would be that it would be a would be that would be horrible game, okay, what do you choose for me? Okay, Kevin, I'll give you this creamy plant-based tuna pudding, which doesn't even make sense: pudding and tuna chunks with a cinnamon stick and a side of fish eggs. okay here we go oh okay question three kevin you've starred alongside dwayne johnson jack black and nick jonas rank their acting skills from best to worst i think you have to eat wait there's a spoon there's a spoon, down there there's a Spoon down there if you want it because you know we all hope Jumanji 3 is right around the corner.

I mean, at the end of the day, they're all professional actresses, they all made it, so if I did it's not like it's disrespectful, these are my co-stars and I'm not going to let you divide Jumanji like this, yeah, it's Well, I won't let them do it, I won't let you do it, you selfish son of a bitch, you're trying to destroy a franchise, that's what you're trying to do. to do it he is a good people he is a good man how was it? Oh my god, I almost let it go. No I'm serious. I really felt a little miserable, yes, okay, like a little bit.

A little piece came out like a little piece. good little bit, looked great, did great, now it's my turn, so you can choose the food for me, make it nasty on the table, go to the burning house, don't have one, okay, okay, it's It's fair that I returned a favor to you. you are in a nice environment here it is a beautiful beautiful moment for you the world of the night has always been amazing many of your counterparts play in this space by the way write these late night hosts of the best of the worst stephen colbert jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel a nice young man like you on the block whoever is doing well it's a good idea you say who's good who's bad it's okay it'll turn out fine I won't let you destroy what's one of the jimmies would you? says one of the jimmies, a beautiful brotherhood that has been nothing but beautiful and supportive, you think it's kimmel, they're lovely to me, every single one of them, oh god, oh god, god, that was disgusting, we'll be right back.

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