This Is The Worst Stand Up Comedy Ever

About once a year I do my own YouTube Rewind, where I sit alone and watch the

worst

live

comedy

videos on YouTube. I just marathon them because I get some sort of sick pleasure from watching these absolute train wrecks over the last year. I've shared a couple of my favorites with you all, like the infamous bicep comedian who looks like Sid from Toy Story and then the City Hall comedian and while those two are great Timeless classics, there's always been one that I've Me I kept it to myself for fear that it was too powerful for an ordinary person to handle.

Human beings weren't really built to handle

this

level of shame, but

this

holiday season I decided to give you the gift of knowledge and I'll show you what the

worst

stand

-up

comedy

I've

ever

seen is actually near and dear. for my erections because I've known about this for about a decade, it was published in 2011 and I found it shortly after because it's in Florida it's in my own backyard so it has a very special place for me and I hope

ever

yone appreciates it, they're around seven and a half minutes, but I promise you it will feel like an eternity, this will be the longest seven and a half minutes. half a minute of their entire life and so they know it's us, so I hope they're ready to have fun because otherwise we're going to be faced with a bunch of cockroaches and grasshoppers, so if the camera pans around, you'll be able to see that It's a sold out here tonight, everyone lined up and bought tickets to see this man perform.

This is an open mic night at a comedy club and this guy is making the most of it now defending him, he's had a couple drinks and he's been drinking a little. beer a little bit tonight, so he's feeling it a little bit, but there's really no excuse for how horrible this routine is that you're about to hear, Wiggy, I know you're looking at me like, yeah, come on, whatever As far as you know, no offense, but since it's my last night, you're gayer than the Ace of Spades, you're weirder than the three dollar bill and an H, how could you get ahead now for those of you who aren't okay?

Well versed in comedians? What are you doing? This is called collective work, he's joking with the audience, involving them in his comedy, you know, it's just a little participation in class and everyone is having fun and shouting, he's having a great time here, so he just picks a boy and begins. Calling him gay says he's gayer than a three dollar bill, whatever that means, it sounds like something someone would have said during the Great Depression or something, they're like the prohibition era, I don't even under

stand

what it means , but anyway. There are only like five people in this bar and he decided to make one of them his enemy, so he already has 20 people against him from the beginning and unfortunately the recording is a little late, so I would be very interested in I Know What What was happening before this that made the guy start recording.

It must have been a disaster before we even got on stage. Well, you know what I'll accept. Well, because you know I'm not that generous, so you know he would. I'd rather have my teeth and rake myself than give you any kind of really exciting satisfaction, but you know what's great because you know it'll never happen because he's too fat for me, dude, I just don't move like that, no offense. Before you say something like no offense, but I just want to say that you're a bad movie idiot. I wouldn't put him anywhere near you, but he really feels like you're going up on stage to fight like he hasn't even gotten up there. and it starts with jokes, the first thing you came up and said is that guy over there is gay as a three dollar bill and now he's been on the defensive the whole time, it's like he just roasted me on the subreddit only to get mad when I people start criticizing it for being shit, this is the kind of video that would haunt someone their whole life, you know, when you stay awake at night just thinking about what an embarrassing thing you did and it's hard to fall asleep for a while.

Imagine this is something you are thinking about. I can only pray that this guy was completely drunk when this happened, so he just doesn't remember it at all, otherwise he probably hasn't slept a single minute since it happened, you know what? You're going, your girl is good. I don't have a girl, so you know, we can all enjoy it together. You're an idiot, you know what? Sitting in front of the crowd, anyway, he sounds and acts like a character from The Whitest Kids, you know, it's hard to believe that this really happened and that it's a real event, this isn't like a parody or part of a show or like an ARG experience, this was just something that really happened.

I know it too. what's a comedy show darling are you going to shoot it was, yes you're right, unfortunately it looks like the herpes joke didn't catch on and that's again another audience member he's become an enemy of for good. life. It feels like he has friends here because he keeps mentioning people's names, so all the time I let him come up here and do this in front of other human beings like they should have been immediately kicked off the stage like a Men in Black kidnapped him. get him out of there before he gets worse the moment his herpes line fell out his friends should have been coming up on stage to get him out of there first oh okay so im watching golf earlier and it's obviously the most boring to see Do you know the difference between searching for a golf ball on a G-spot?

A boy will spend 20 minutes searching for a golf ball. Seriously, come on, all hope is lost. Not even a golf joke about the G-spot works here. Who does he act for? mannequins, how do you not laugh at that? Don't you understand the humor? Can we talk a little more about marriage because it is a big mistake? Yes, I know some people have made that mistake. Yes, I made the mistake of marrying a Woody. that's what you'd call it, before we got married, it was great, you know, we actually had sex and all that, but once you say I do it, they don't.

I'm sorry to keep interrupting your performance like this, but I feel like if you watch all of this in one run, you'll be damned, it's like you walk right out of the ring, like you know you watch that VHS tape and then you die, that's what happens with this stand-up routine, you see it all in one. sitting around and then your wife leaves you and you go straight to hell or something, I don't even know what's going on here, he doesn't even tell jokes anymore, it just feels like he's treating it like a therapy session, you know, he's like, Hey, he was married. once it didn't work out well, does anyone have any advice, before we got married, every time we had sex on top of a jaguar, on top of a leopard, on top of a Florida wildcat, well, jaguars are the only real thing, but the important thing.

The thing is once you get married they don't want to have sex with you and that's why you shouldn't really get married because the women who hurt this man suck so the moral of his story is like breaking up his whole dating routine. stand-up. Do women suck Jesus Christ? What's going on here? Man, it's not even a stand-up routine. He's treating it like a shitty Ted talk or something. If you're going to marry a woman, they suck if only I'll hit them and say I'm leaving you and I'll leave you, they're great, they're amazing, I love them, but if you get married, it's a totally different story, that's why I'm not going to do it anymore. that.

I'll just drink and have unprotected sex in every bar in a camp, did you hear that ladies? I'm surprised there wasn't trash and panties thrown in the crowd Adam, they just shouldn't have listened to what he said, he said he's looking to have unprotected sex in the bars he goes to. He's at a bar, so come on ladies, form an orderly line in front of the stage and wait for his turn here, no, but I see he's wearing a wedding ring. Are they really married? Yes, or they just do that to flirt. women, uh, you're not going to hurt my feelings, it's not going to work, I can't imagine it, no, I mean, unless it was the cashier, I thought KFC said you can't have the Double Stacker, actually, oh, I'm thinking on my feet even though I've been drinking you're a good man don't ruin the set you're doing well now this is where things get a little wild so the cameraman gets involved here and starts aiming at the cameraman and it feels like if I was playing a video game in first person, it was like I was in the driver's seat for a minute and he was like calling me out, it's like he hurt my feelings.

Not even like a KFC. I think Popeyes is significantly better if you want to fight over a fart, you know, I felt like you know it in the moment. As deputy, things would get intense for a second and then he would choose someone else, who he was actually on stage with to piss everyone off. him and hopefully force a fight to maybe sue them like I don't know what the strategy is to be honest but that's the only thing I can almost rationalize yeah you're funnier than your boyfriend if he's not here dude we got than to get it. she up here with a microphone holy a woman with intelligence imagine, my God, hey, you built the highway systems in this country, the man who built skyscrapers in this building, the man who built the penal system in this place, men, Why did they do it to get laid?

I've watched this video several times and every time I watch it I feel like I'm going to war because I've finished the video and I'm sweating. I feel like I just ran a mile. It's like, damn, I just have to work out. watching this because it's hard as it is, it's hard to sit through the video, it's really what you said, your name, you know, except for the fact that your seat is probably soaked and dirty because you have a hairy butt and you're fat. and you suck at this point, he sounds like he's about to start crying and running away, but what if I told you we're barely past the halfway point, baby, we're only in the second quarter.

Damn. we're just warming up, he hasn't even really gotten to his best material yet, right now he's making appetizers and whetting your appetite and he's ready to close it out here with the main course approaching, you know he's getting really mad at the crowd. You know, why are they being mean to me? He was just insulting them and calling them fat and saying that women suck. Why aren't everyone my friends? Yes, supporting real comics. I didn't know you were going to be here, just don't be. angry friend, I hit you in the face with my microphone that's not very nice that's not very nice that's why we are having a dialogue in front of people I'm supporting you these five people here are witnessing I want you to do it well, I'm not being bad I want you to do this clearly the English system didn't do very well sir thank you yes you teach.

I've done everyone a favor and cut a lot out of them, but he just starts arguing with the cameraman and a couple of other people, he's literally arguing and it's not really fun to listen to. It's just uncomfortable, it makes me squirm in my seat, so I just cut a lot of that out. I'll just give you the ending here and it's still horrible, like everything is really miserable. It's like a two-minute argument in which he gets into people who were there and were going to enjoy the comedy. Just start arguing with them over nothing. Regardless, you're going to die sooner, I mean you're fat, so let's mention Gene Simmons, this is me and take my stage presence, idiot, I hope you're rotten after the Rapture and drown on your own, come over and That's where. concludes a legendary performance, ends a little aggressive, yeah sure, but damn, what a trip, what a trip, I imagine he had to have left immediately after that set, there's no way he was coming back to the audience, no chance that was.

Back at the hearing, his friends should have deleted his number and pretended they never knew him, just called him a cab, took him out and forgotten about him forever as if there was no way to come back from that in that group of friends that I saw it there, it's just not possible, no matter how drunk you are, that's a relationship-ruining disaster like God, my God, what the hell must have gone wrong, what went wrong to allow such a catastrophe to occur in such a comedy. innocent. bar ugh, but man, what a great video we have.

I just wanted to share that it is without a doubt the hardest comedy video to watch that I know of and that I have personally seen. I think it's worse than the biceps comedian and the city. tip one, I know, I say a lot of things, I exaggerated a lot, this is the worst comedy ever, but I think of all the ones I've seen, this is maybe the worst and that's it, so yeah.