Friends-Ross

Oh Ross, take Emily, take Rachel this way, jobs are it's like you're always stuck inside, we love you, I don't even know you but I will be when, why is she in the title? Because she's my baby too, but Julie, um. I don't remember you making sperm. Do you always have to bring it here? Look, I didn't want to leave him alone, okay? We had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with me working late. I said some things. I didn't mean that and he threw up some feces yeah you're on top of me Oh when when you were under me dirty well here something I fell asleep on you fell asleep it was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages ahead and back you slept with another woman oh you're good you're one to talk here we go perfect pivot I can't keep turning back hey Bart, shut up, shut up, shut up okay, I don't think I'm going to turn You're like, oh, there was no way that was a velociraptor.

No 20, look at the cranial crest. Okay, if Dino was a Velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. That's true, but you know I did it. I just don't shame what you understand so easily. embarrassed I don't care more amazing I think I'm just a more confident person than you is like that, hey lady, I don't care how much you want it, it's okay, I'm NOT going to have sex with you in the bathroom, it's a cat. That's not a cat, yes it is, why is it upside down? I'll call you back, hey, are you okay? Ah ha, unagi, hey, um, protection bets, why are there bears or something?

College Chandler got drunk and slept with a cleaning lady. our bedroom, that was you, any guy, you kissed a boy, you know, officer, last night I had the strangest dream, your license, please, no, you don't want to hear about my dream, officer, it's petty, I'll be right back with your ticket. You have a son who no, no, you can do this, come on, do it, come on one more time, one last push ready, one two, keep pushing, you have no idea how much it hurts and it's still so much fun, not that far, just let yourself fall, don't rush me.

Ross, you should know that my pants are starting to come down and I'm not wearing them any other way oh, I'm really hot at eight oh, I think I twisted it with Oh, a quarter, you guys what's going on? Do you want? hang out so you guys are here making your breakfast Oh Oh, okay and Oh, what's the funny thing is when this day is over you can go home with the baby, okay, what does that leave me? You can be the father of the baby. Everybody knows. who are you who am I diff this father's day this mother's day there's just no lesbian lover's day every day is lesbian lover's day hey uh did you just feel like I did what you always do no no that was the first one next Singing keep singing hey and I I can't wait to meet you when you come out.

I'll buy you a bagel and then we'll go to the zoo, Dad. I'm the one who doesn't have breasts. So how is everything going in the vascular surgery game? It's not a game, Ross. a woman died at my table today I'm sorry look that's the good thing about my job all the dinosaurs at my table are already dead so you go home and you think maybe hmm well I don't know I'm waiting here since you saw her tits I think you'll have to show her your pee look look look look look I have Monica naked no, no, that would be me again.

I'm just trying something, my sandwich, yes, and there's the added mystery of you-know-who. get who gets who I don't know why I do that she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners oh my god today at the Chinese restaurant I stuck chopsticks in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth I always loved that Of course I do , your brain is smaller than mine Gunter six classes six do you want me to join oh, I thought Joey was here five is good Tomorrow I'll have a loogie in my cafe I still can't believe I hate Pottery Barn Ross gets On top of that, It's not like he hates you, yes, but Pottery Barn, no one.

I think it's just that she's weird. You know, it's because she's a twin. Twins are weird. Well, it's not rare. He just likes his things to be unique. Hey? I know a twin isn't one of a kind I didn't propose unless he did I haven't slept in 40 hours and it sounds like something I would do oh my god this is the longest anyone has ever not spoken. There's nothing you can say to make this worse, so just say something: I haven't had sex in a long time first, you got Rachel pregnant, you got Rachel pregnant, who did you find out?

Yes, yes, I did, but that's how it was. just one thing one night didn't mean anything oh really that's what my daughter means to you nothing no no sir um she means a lot to me I mean I care I love Rachel that's all but not that way I mean , I'm not in love with her I love that she likes me like your friend oh really that's how you treat a friend you get her in trouble and then you refuse to marry her hey I offered to marry her but she didn't want to it sounds like a good idea, dr.

Geller stop it PhD you're dirty I'm not going to hit you why won't you feel better I'll feel better and you know what you want I can see it in your eyes no, I don't do it a little bit no a little bit bad no a little bit more they'll hit me give me the bat throw it at me for hit me Joe I'm not kidding they didn't hit me and they made me hit me happy look doctor I'm sorry it was a reflex oh my god it hurts so much I couldn't help it when a fist hits your face doctor look you know condoms only work on 97% of the time, what, what, they should put that in the box, no, no, no.

Well, I should put it in huge blood. Little Ross likes dinosaurs, by chance, yes, that's all that speaks to why he'd like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left us alone. and he can play anything he wants. I have to see you. I have to get off this plane. Oh my god, okay XQ, excuse me, yes, wait, sit down, no, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but I need to go. off the plane, it's okay, I just need to tell someone I love them. I can't let you get off the plane, off the plane, I'm afraid you were going to have to take a seat, oh please miss, don't you understand, I get it, yes,

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Yeah, your girlfriend took the bus, so shake it, shake it, baby, I'm back one more time from above. I like big butts and I can't lie, Rachel, please, that's so inappropriate, we were on a break.