Best of Kevin Hart on The Graham Norton Show

what you performed with a seafood festival, I mean, fish, the

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you know was a scream that had a crab fish and the beginning of live comedy, you are not, you are not performing in luxury places, you know places everywhere that they are. They feel like they can build the stage and make money based on where you go, so there was a crab party. Comedians tell people that crack and prayer are the

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environment. Literally, the frustration that comes from not being able to open a crack. You're not funny at the same time. up to my chin here I remember listening to the older lady of a woman who was like she was cracking crack, that's like Craig Craig, I tell a joke and a joke doesn't work and I remember this lady just being funny, how much I would rather disappoint her. voice, she said baby, it was that I don't have any baby with my wrong life choice, you know, look, the hardships I went through, your help helped me become the person I am today, right, I can endure a lot, but I've been through everything it was I got hit in the face with a buffalo wing my shelves now there's no food it was actually a male strip club they closed for comedy during the first half there were ladies there and you know what it's supposed to be It was us performing for these women who got excited first hey, I went up on stage when they introduced me and since they like to bring it up I say, that's not me, I'm not here, I'm here to entertain, I know who has children, those things emerge material for kids only do it from behind, he said that was enough, he just made a buffalo with a deep voice.

I thought we threw it away at the end. First I'm a man, don't disrespect me. like I did, no I can't play, just take off my clothes we were both very competitive, we know it well and in one of the things that they both do online, interestingly, I never leave them talking about this, but they both do it, they post this type of motivational speeches as long as they are short and powerful just to give people an example. This is the will and they have always been done this way. Self-discipline is the center of all material success.

What is your contribution? the human family are just other people's opinions, there's one really shitty way to determine how we feel about ourselves and that's it. I will say that they are both similar. I would say a little more aggressive. Here's Kevin doing a little waking up. Happiness. let's smile again, let's love them again, let's be positive, don't do what they expect you to do, do the unexpected, so we have the idea that we have asked the audience if there is any kind of problem in their life that they need motivation with something where you know their life is holding them back and you can put pressure on them.

Well, people, do it. Can we exclude your brother? Okay, so let's figure out who we're going to go with first. Is it Gaul? Gaul. Okay, hello, hello, so now. Are you afraid, do you want to help overcome it, yes, I'm afraid of my feet, but I think, but are you afraid of your own feet? Some feet, mine, my friends, anyone, like, I don't want to look at them, see them. I'm moved, okay, okay, so gamma is afraid of all the cinemas outside of Fifi, okay, camera five, go to camera five, you know what it is, what was your name, acharya galia galia, this is the

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way to overcome your fear of feet.

Don't take steps in life without feet, your fear prevents you from progressing, yes, the moment you can look at your feet and understand that your feet will simply move you forward, yes, you will leave your fear behind. Rulz was like medication, yeah, okay, come on. go see Jackson Jackson that Jackson is almost real so Jackson you need motivation because I'm lactose intolerant but I can't help it. I still eat dairy. I mean, how good is it. You can't, you can't just leave it, no. You can't, okay, but you want, you want to stop eating dairy because it's bad for you, yes, but you can't, yes, look, there are plenty of alternatives available, but let's be honest, they don't taste that good, okay, what's up? ? basically after I ate it I'm the not so Fresh Prince of Bel-air yeah okay I'm going to go the opposite way this is my thing someone didn't want to change but people want to do what what you're supposed to do everyone is lactose intolerant says you know what I'm lactose intolerant and I can't this is my feeling that you have one life and if you want to blow your ass you have one life it's all set now turns off saying: I drink milk because I love it.

I am an ice cube. We might be related because apparently there is some Irish heritage in your background. No, you may never know you have an Irish name. Couldn't it be more Irish? Nobody has said it. That is until now, but you know, I think my mother just liked the name, okay, your Christianity, yeah, yeah, I think black people, black people, are known for picking things that they saw one day and saying that's it. my baby's name, there's no amazing story behind it. Not the case reading the newspaper and she was eating cereal. You brought your kids back to Philadelphia, but not like Kevin Hart, you brought them back to where you're from.

Yeah, okay, it was less Preston, why did you bring them back? You know I'm a father, it's something I'm proud of. You know, I want to make sure that my kids understand the value of hard work and what the meaning behind it should be, so you know, I don't want you to think that what we have. in our lifestyle it's the way it's supposed to be because it's not, yeah there's a reality behind it so I'm gonna take you to where daddy is so we can take a trip you know we take a real trip to Philadelphia and you know that we landed and I said, I'll

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you where I grew up so you can understand at your best, listen every lesson has a moment of disbelief, just go on for a second, it didn't start until we got out, got in my car and started driving the roads from the neighborhood.

So that's what it is. Where are you from? We stop at my house and if I have to give this long speech it's like a moment like it's 7 a.m. m. I arrived when no one was there and said, look, I didn't do it. okay look this is this is always this is the grass it's the city it's nothing it's all the grass we had waited for the bus here I walked two and a half miles to get from here to where I had to go meet my mom this wasn't a situation where you were comfortable hitting like this and my kids like this place it's a part of this it has to work because let's go up I literally had to stop the lesson Philly for sure let's go home I'll just show you books from now your kids aspire to be artists Like you oh yeah I'm in trouble, my kids are like me, they get the cut, my son, my son is a little slower, my daughter, catch my son at the door, someone stupid playing, no, you.

I'm not playing there, just play with that stuff. My daughter is simply in love with what I do. She completely understands it. My daughter is 10 years old and you know I love letting my kids see me in my work environment, whether that be. On set, whether it's on tour, she lets them be close to her day so they can really understand what I do. My daughter sits when I'm on stage. I don't let them, they were only allowed to watch the first 7 to 10 minutes of my show because that part is clean it gets dirty 10 minutes she just fits in and watches and meets me at the house and my daughter has a tight five minutes to introduce me as If I had it she has my mannerisms she comes on stage she's like What do you wish your work was filmed in Hawaii?

All the jungles of Hawaii that you loved, who you were born one way. I wasn't born in Hawaii, I live there in San Francisco, but I grew up there a lot of my life, so yeah. so it was amazing I don't know, I don't think No, this is my land. It was beautiful, beautiful, you know, mountainside and lush, and we filmed in this beautiful place called Rancho Kualoa, where in Jurassic Park the original dress part was filmed and the later ones as well and it was just incredible, but you didn't like it, He hated it, no problem, I didn't, I didn't like it at all, I mean, outside of the spiritual realm, she said she took me to Cuba herself.

I love doing it, it's really getting involved with the fans. You know, we love to get our feet out there and be really active and interact, so we've been doing a lot of pop-ups, yeah, just delivering the film the best I can, which is live. and in person and we're splitting the whole mind of the tour, it's not true, he approached me from behind, scared to live one of the scariest moments of my life, yeah, I think we might have another scary moment for you, this is a you in Manchester, do you even know the name of that show?

Do you remember creating this image? It looks like you've been photoshopped into Ruiz's rules. The man eats big grew up there now belly dancing. Do you think you can help me with that? honey, not a very ambitious bucket after boss Kevin, is there anyone on your wish list? Kevin, no, I don't like helping death, who did it when he was president, yeah, yeah, I knew that, I call it a bo personal relationship no, I met him and it was funny. I went to the White House and maybe he wasn't supposed to be there and we went and said he could and he comes out and I'm with my wife.

In fact, it's a very, very important moment for me and my marriage because we're sitting together and he comes out saying "oh, he's coming like that's him," so we like to move up so we can be in the front because he gives his speeches during the holidays and he sees me and says aha Kevin Hart thank you for making time for me to come to the White House I love you we love you and I told him you must be kidding, he looked at me and I had to make calmer plans for my wife. I said, but you want to give me in the house, that's a good thing, it won't be like I'm relaxed.