Gervais and Depp on Graham Norton - Part Two

I mean, she's a very funny girl, but it's also a romantic movie, she's very beautiful and the pack Amber Heard, yeah, I kind of got a callback to know, old school movie stars, almost as beautiful like Carey Mulligan, she's almost running there. on the edge, yes she's human, she got into a room with Amber Heard last week and I almost fell. I couldn't look her in the eyes, she is kind of blinding, she is beautiful, yes, I even realized that she has incredible creativity, so now she really is. I think I agree at first, you must have had a lot of pressure to go down the handsome protagonist route and it was hard to resist, do you respond?

I think it's been hard for Ricky, he suffers, how do you come to your friend? by the way, I really love your band, thank you, I mean, I appreciate that Java's Cockerell is and gentlemen, Kaka, blur more stars that are in the sky because I think what's amazing about you is that being a true character actor you have become the best character actor in the world, well, you must learn well, the first guide for most character actors, like you will also appear, you have become. turn a character actor into a global superstar, no, I think it's more of a kind of schizophrenia that has worked for me because those characters are so great, the title Joe Jack Sparrow News, Willy Wonka and the Mad Hatter, are you coming to the set with those fully formed or you work with the director or how you happen to create them, yeah, they're usually born from whatever, they're born from, you know, I've had, you know, characters born from I don't understand excited about the sauna, you know, being an extreme, take it easy, you can feel K coming, the audience will always be on your side, you know these characters that are born from you, you know, it's a strange thing, you know extreme heat or whatever, you know these thoughts and things and the you take to the set and then there's what I really enjoy is the kind of extreme silence at the end of the first take, you know your action, you get into yourself a little bit and then all of a sudden you hear the cut, exactly pleasure when the studio executives are kind of like oh yeah of course, I think that's the only way to know that you're doing the right thing, so today I usually have a conversation with you about if you're doing that throughout the movie, it usually starts with what's wrong with you, what happened.

What happens to you is horrible, but you come in with, you know, you know the kind of oh, you're just swinging, you have a look, you know, a big stick and you start swinging it and you just hope it's like that. okay he broke a window kinda lemon through a window he broke the window I did it yeah very tactical Johnny he's all shy okay but he wasn't shy this day and he has a sense of humor perverse if people knew what it really was. like his career is over so in one scene I'm helping I'm soaping up Warwick is pushed down a toilet like you do it right and I'm bending his legs and I'm going to do this right if I said if it breaks we have another one right ?

I'm pushing down too and I'm laughing, Warrick's laugh and at one point those look at Johnny, I turn around and Johnny Depp says, you don't mind if I masturbate, what you're doing and someone. took a photo of the moment but it had already stopped so I think we have that here we have the photo it was only for you so I was never done with this Oh now then you are in life is too short The photos we saw there start on the 10th November and you're on episode 2, so Ricky, it's fair to say this is more like extras than the office.

It's kind of a cost between the two. It really is a mockumentary like the office, but. It's in the context of media as extras, but if the office reflected those quaint 90s documentary soap operas where regular people tried to be famous like David Brent, you know this is much more so today, where A-list celebrities D live their life like an open wound to try to be, you know, I mean, and Warwick the Warwick said like Peter Andre karanji no, I'm not going to belittle and I guess it's um, he's got a terrible accountant, so he's got a tax bill, his careers on the slide, he doesn't get the movies anymore, he's going through a messy divorce, so he agrees to do this fly on the wall, he lets the cameras in his house 24/7 of the week to try to get back on top and he's manipulative, he runs an agency, but he steals the best jobs for himself and just lets the other midgets out for you, no, you look like human bowling balls and stuff, Johnny, and he's playing himself and he's doing a new Tim Burton movie, Rumpelstiltskin, and he's playing a dwarf, so he wants to. to get into the head of a little Bertie, your face before, yeah, okay, honestly, it was an incredible day, it was the last day of filming and, it was incredible, all the things that Warrick came up with to do, you made him do it Michael.

Flatley came out of nowhere and just going made him dance, made him walk, dance for about eight minutes. We have a clip of Johnny and Borak and you and Steven in terms of controversy. Ricky, you're not shy, you like, well, I know you. I lied to you. You like getting into trouble. Do you like it? I don't get into trouble I'm a comedian Fred West gets into trouble There are pedophiles with careers What am I over the top at the end of the Golden Globes? This in case you had left someone at a Federal Reserve guy, how did you say goodbye?

I just thanked everyone and said and of course thank God for making me an atheist, you might say here, but in America they take that sub very seriously. Wow, yeah, I think he's kind of um. I think there are approximately 10% atheists. I think it's about 45% atheist here, but yeah, they were offended. I thought it was just because God lives in the Midwest, right? Oh yes, he has a place there. Yes, the next day. After the Golden Globes, someone sent you the picture of the church, oh yeah, you know, I think some reverend somewhere or some bishop and he made a sermon for me to save my soul because some I'm going to have, of course, this is. photo of the thing is gentleman that is real no, it is really a sermon for refugees and then it was the same day the next day someone is in Los Angeles there is a difference in New York they named a sandwich after me, I see it on the window there a sandwich for Ricky Gervais I'm going to hell but there's cheese and ham that's different your comedian but as actors I don't do it you have to be more careful with what you say and do because Johnny I heard he could zoom me because you Johnny Depp As I read a story, but was it because he came from Lima to Miami?

I think they stopped you at customs, oh yeah, yeah, and any of you wouldn't have been Johnny Depp, so he wouldn't have stopped you with that, well, he's kind. Anyway, from an interesting route from Lima Peru to Miami it sounds like a drug bar, they are already waiting for things and I had some things and yes there was some kind of soft bag and the customs guy said could you open this, well , he said, he said I said first I said what's there I said stuffed piranhas sorry, piranhas and some open vampire bats and then it turned out that there was some kind of vitamin powder that I was taking at the time yeah, I mean, I know seriously, I would still be in jail and they, when I opened it, you know, I know these piranhas and bats covered in white powder for authors and BOTS, nevermind the coke, right, but why did you promise to get you back and it was important to have them?

I had to bring them home, yes. but the guy thought he had found the mother lode, you know, he must have been so excited, oh God, it was oh yeah, for Honda, he didn't follow through with it, so you know, how did you tell me yet? a virgin I was a virgin until I repeat, don't say, you say, that's vitamin powder, don't worry, anyone believed it's that real, they don't really believe me now, so what I did understand, they all came out with guns and stuff like that, you know, but did you get a knife and keep an eye out for customs tampering issues?

Didn't you remember about immigration in the United States one time I was going in and I panicked because the guy said yes, so what? You do it and I'm like, I'm a comedian, so he immediately says, "Well, tell me a joke and I panicked. I thought if this joke isn't funny, he's not going to believe me and I can't understand it." I got sidetracked by God, what would he call an American? Oh no, that's going to work. I say something about terrorism in a rant like that and I just panicked and heard a joke about chemicals that wasn't that funny.

I ask him why Morris dancers use bells so that blind people can get irritated by them and I also know what Morris dancer is. We don't kiss. He came back, which was basically the worst boo I've ever had in my career. original ed. I'm I'm going to correct the actor if we have a good night, let's have a story or two in the red chair, so who goes up first. Hello sir, oh no, hello, what's your name? Muhammad. Okay and what do you do? Mahmoud, I hope, I'm a student. Shouldn't the x-ray? Radiography is a suitable job.

Well, when I was seven years old, I went on vacation with my mother to Egypt and during the time I was there I saw a donkey that was completely erect. Do you mean he was standing? So what is the problem? Tell us your best story. I saw a donkey with an erection and you were surprised. Mohamed. They shot me. I'll play a lullaby. I was like mom, mom, what is this thing hanging and then he said it's a spare leg? He asked me what it is for and then he answered that when donkeys are happy they have five legs and when they are sad they only have four, so a week after I returned to school, my teacher asked us to make a slightly spicy drawing for Soñé until pictures of a donkey one was happy one was sad when I'm sorry I even have it can you go hello hello hey what's your name my name is Brooke Brooke and what are you doing um I work in PR oh yeah very lazy ready Brooke preview word , Alexa selling, okay, I actually have a story about one of your guests.

One day I was riding the subway home from work and saw someone who looked suspiciously like a celebrity. I came across a door and he was there. He was wearing a hat and sunglasses and I noticed he had a tattoo on his arm that said Jack and I thought, oh my God, and I leaned over and said, sorry, that's who I think you are and he looks at me and said Why yes, I'm Brad Pitt. Needless to say it wasn't Brad Pitt and I got a great photo with Mr Johnny Depp on the Bank Station platform right - there is no evidence in it - yes I think you Mr Step, you were with a BBC oh I think I could have a photo with some man or, curiously, a photo with Brad Pitch, take a photo now, I want A photo that is very nice, it's a pleasure to see you again.

Parsa breaking the sound. Time together and we will take a screenshot of you. There you have it, I'll get it to you. Well done, through our website at this address and thank you. Both my guest tonight and Snow Patrol