John Krasinski’s Daughter Is Really Funny

All night. Oh. All night. Oh. All night. All night. Oh! Once you start, you can't sit down. Come join the party, a happy... Oh, well, you have my flowers. Thanks for sending them. You are welcome. Every day I do it. It is very expensive. I know. Every day. Are yours? You don't need them. But I send them to you every day. It's very sweet to do it. She was looking at old photographs. You know how when you get bored and just look at old stuff on your phone and all your photos? And I found that song playing in the car while I was driving that I sent you.

Because that song reminds me... Do you have the photo? I don't have it with me. No. It was a whole... I love the photo. It was a complete video. But if. It was quite a deal. Yes. We have been doing this for years. It's his favorite song. He is a wonderful dancer. It stretches as you can see. As you can see, I am a wonderful... You are... a dancer. But the important thing is that you stretch. Because you know you need to warm up. You have to. The Hammies would do like this. Because you dance all night.

Hey. I loved your Super Bowl commercial. Thank you so much. I loved. I loved yours. Thank you. It was very

funny

. And thanks. You all have to use your accents. We have to use our fake accents. Yes. Everyone asks: Where are you from in Boston? And I'm like, the streets. They're like, where? I say, Newton, that's like the most suburban part of Boston and if you're from Boston, you think that's

funny

. Obviously none of you are. No. No. Oh! We have one over there. Yeah. They just didn't think it was funny. She says: Newton's joke is over!

Yes, thanks. Thank you. So you already knew Chris Evans? I did. Funnily enough we went to rival high schools at the same time. And I think we could have played sports with each other, but we didn't know it. You auditioned for the same role. It's very nice to say that I auditioned for the same role. I did. The truth is that they had not yet been offered it. So they said, let's see who else is out there before we offer it to Chris Evans. And I went in and auditioned for "Captain America." I have to wear the suit.

Which was very fun. This is a true story. I was putting on my suit. And the guy said, this is

really

earth-shattering. And I said yes. And I was putting on the suit, and I was halfway there, with no other clothes than these. And I was halfway there and I thought, I guess, and just then, Chris Hemsworth walked by and said, You look good, man. And I said, no. Did you know? Alright. We don't have to do this. No we will not. He was like, jacked. He says, "You'll look great in that suit." And I said, don't make fun of me, Hemsworth.

And then I went right there. No, you didn't. No, I did not do it. No. I acted with all my heart that day. And it didn't work. It didn't work. But that's okay. You went in a different direction. And by the way, you look great. Because you've been training like crazy. Yes. For everything you've been doing. Like this. For this show. For this show. Yes. I like to gain weight for a show. What I do is try to gain weight in case there is a show coming up. That's... Speaking of shows, congratulations on your Golden Globe.

That was huge. Oh thanks. That was... That was huge, right? And that was... I'm a comedy nerd. That's the art of comedy: the most brilliant comedian can take a joke and run with it and make it funnier and funnier. I make them worse. But you made it very, very fun. Is not true. That was the best speech. Thank you. I had a lot of fun. Thank you. So, let me congratulate you now. We're just going to congratulate each other back and forth. You, again, made the cut for Sexiest Man in People. No... I don't live. No, actually I didn't even know.

Because, while her producer was describing where I was in the magazine, she was like, sort of back, back, and then back. And I was like, like in the appendix? Where... was I the honorable mention? Or that your mom called and said we should remember you? I was like, what section is this? Yes. If you were to vote, who would be the sexiest man, in your opinion? To be honest, I thought Brad Pitt was the sexiest person every year. He should receive the phone call. And he just says, yeah, no. Guys, someone else is here. And they are great.

We just had to ask. And now we'll go with someone else. But it has to be. And then, speaking of the Golden Globes, he gave that speech. And besides looking like that, he says: do something good. I was like, okay. We understand. You win in life. Move on. He's a good guy. He is a wonderful person. You know it. He is a very good guy. I just saw that Hazel, your

daughter

... that's his name. That is. Remembering him. Thank you. She is six years old. She's about to be. Going up. Is that the one I met at Rancho San Ysidro?

Yes. She was small. Tiny. She was a little girl. Like this. Yes. She was like that. She was like a Treasure Troll. She was... you would carry her in your hand like that. And just do this with her hair. Yes. And what is she...? And she is now six years old. What is she doing now? What is she into? Mmm, making me laugh. She is very funny. She... the other day, after 10 years of being with my wife, I thought, "I'm finally going to make a photo wall." So I bought all these new frames, unwrapped them, and put them on the floor.

You put them on the floor before placing them where they will be on the wall. And the girls came up and said, wow. You're doing a great job, dad. And then Hazel literally leaned on my shoulder and said, great. Don't you think you should post photos of us? They were all fake families in the frames. It is funny. It was incredible. She's funny...and good timing. Yes. To pause like that. I think she was

really

worried that I was losing my mind. That's really nice. Alright. We have to take a break. There is a commercial. Oh man.

But this is what happens. We talk, then there's a commercial. And then I say, we'll come back. And then when they come back, we're still sitting here. Let's do it. You'll see what happens. OK. We'll be back.