Drop the Mic v. David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson

ALL RIGHT, LET'S LEAVE IT FOR JAMES, THE RAPIN TO SASIN CORDEN! (Applause and applause). James: OKAY, OKAY. ALRIGHT. AND THE EMCEE WHOSE REALITY TV, DAVID SCHWIMMER-- DPSH AND THE M.C. WHO IS TV ROYALTY, DAVID SCHWIMMER! (Applause and applause) OKAY, JAMES, AS HOST, YOU'LL GO FIRST. (Applause and applause). James: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR THIS, SCHWIMMER? OH YES. James: JUST REMEMBER, YOU WANTED THIS. Okay, Josh, give me a beelt. -- BEETD. MILLENNIUMS, LET ME INTRODUCE THIS GUY TO YOU. HIS NAME IS DAVID. HE WAS FAMOUS IN '95. BECAUSE THEN HE WAS ON TV, NOW IT'S 2016 AND HE HAS NO FRIENDS.

GET IT, WITHOUT FRIENDS, WITHOUT CELEBRITY EVER AGAIN. HE WAS KARDASHIAN ON TV BUT THAT WAS JUST TO PRETEND. You played with Robert, it was a great combination. YOU'RE SO WHITE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PLAY BRONCO. What I'm saying is that this is fighting a blockbuster, so it makes me sad, I know you're going to spit something that lacks luster, but now you have the chance to show that you have balls, while I ignore you like Jennifer Aniston makes your calls. (Applause and applause) Z . A BRITISH IN AMERICA IS YOUR ONLY CLAIM TO FAME, WE ALL KNOW THAT AS AN ACTOR YOUR ROLES WERE ALL THE SAME.

THE HEAVY BEST FRIEND, THE HUMORABLE SIDE KICK WITH A BELLY SO BIG YOU CAN'T FIND YOURS... DIKEN, THE AUTHOR WE ALL REDGEED AS CHILDREN, IS BRITISH LIKE YOU, BUT PEOPLE KNOW WHO. YOU MUST BE A MASOCIST, YOU WANT TO FIGHT WITH ME. THIS WON'T END WELL BUDDY, IT'S NOT REALLY LOVE. TO BE CLEAR, I LOVE THE ENGLISH, I MARRIED YOUR KIND, BUT WHY DID YOUR WIFE CHOOSE YOU, BADLY, SHE BLIND? IS SHE BLIND? RAP WAS BORN IN THIS COUNTRY, HERE YOU ARE A TOURIST, DO US A FAVOR, JAMES, JUST CHANGE YOUR CAREER. James: OH COME ON, DAVID SCHWIMMER, HOW ARE YOU SUCH A LOSER WHEN YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH WINNER?

YOU ARE SO NOTED WITH EVERY ROLE YOU PLAY. I'm like Hey, I didn't know ROSS from Friends New O.J. I'M A FAST CAR, QUICKLY MOVING INTO THE NEW NASCAR. I'M AN ANIMAL, YOU JUST EXPRESSED ONE IN MAD GAS CAR, OH, YOU'RE SURPRISED, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SAY, WHAT'S WRONG? DID NOBODY TELL YOU THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS? AND ONE LAST THING, YOU ARE NOT A REAL M.C. I DESTROYED YOU, THIS MUST SEE TV. I'M SORRY THAT THIS BATTLE LEFT YOU SO BLUE, BUT UNLIKE THIS CROWD, I WILL BE HERE FOR YOU. (Applause and applause) DESTROY ME?

PLEASE, YOUR RHYMES TOTALLY EXPLODED. I WORKED WITH A MONKEY WHO HAD MORE SKILLS THAN YOU. I'M NOT WORRIED, NOBODY LISTENED TO A WORD OF WHAT YOU SAID. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WATCH YOUR SHOW ARE ASLEEP OR DEAD. YOU ARE LATE NIGHT IN PRIME TIME, YOU ARE QUOLA I AM GOOD WINE. GO HOME, YOU'RE DONE, THIS BATTLE IS MINE. I THOUGHT I WOULD BE AFRAID OF WALKING WITH GINGER? WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS KIMBERLY? (Applause and applause) I'M TALL AND THIN, YOU'RE SHORT AND FAT, THEY KNOW ME IN JAPAN, THEY KNOW YOU AT IN N OUT, BARYM RASS YOUR COUNTRY, THIS WAS EASY FOR ME BITCH, SHUT OFF THE MIC, AND GO MAKE ME A TEA.

ONE CREAM, ONE SUGAR. Reggie: WHO IS YOUR WINNER? OH WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE A NEW CONTAINER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TO REBEL WILSON! (Applause and applause) VERY GOOD, ENOUGH, ENOUGH APPLAUSE. WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO TWO WHITE MEN RAPPING? I'M THE REBEL MC, I'M CLAK A LACKIN, I COME PACKING BOOBS, THEY SHOW WHAT THEY'RE LACKING, DAVID HIS CAREER SAYS HUGE MISTAKE. IT'S LIKE ROSS AND RACHEL, THEY'RE ON A BREAK. ALL JOKE ON YOUR PART, MAN I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD. KARAOKE IN THE CAR, YOU THINK IT'S YOUR BIG THING, BUT EVERYONE THINKS TO SHUT UP AND LET ADELE SING.

YOU SPEAK ENGLISH BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW RAP, YOUR RHYMES ARE NON-EXISTENT LIKE MY INNER THIGH GAP. DON'T FIGHT WITH ME, BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S NOT WORTH IT, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MY RHYMES ARE PERFECT! (Applause and applause). Reggie: DROP THE MIC WINNER, REBEL WILSON! James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, REBEL WILSON AND DAVID SCHWIMMER, EVERYONE COME BACK.