The Try Guys Try The World's Grossest Alcohols

(violent retching) (screams) - Wait, swallow it. Wow. (smacks his lips) - It's 9:00 am and we're going to get drunk. (laughs) - Today we are trying the most disgusting alcohol the

world

has to offer. - Oh. - Anything could be in these drinks. - We won't know and will have to guess after trying them. - Early trigger warning, if you don't want to see vomit, sorry. (upbeat music) - Hot Mexican whore. - I can smell the tequila from here. I guess that part is the Mexican part. (bell rings) - I'm detecting some spice here. - Is there hot sauce in this? (bell rings) - Yes. (swing music) (glasses loud) - I was... (arched) (laughter) - Looking at your face. - Oh.

Phew! Phew! - Who thought of tequila and said, do you know what this needs? More spices. -There is a very confusing burning in the back of my throat. - I barely drank it and I was still retching, hard. - I don't think this is so bad. It tastes like what you'd find at the bottom of the tray at a bar after... - Like nasty dishwashing juice? - Yes, it tastes like dishwashing liquor. - What would make this drink a sex worker? - Ha, well, it smells like fish. - No. - Yes. - No. - Yes. - Tuna juice. - Tuna juice! (bell sounds) (clapping) - Tuna juice? - Yes. - Why is it a...?

Oh. That's why they call her a whore. - Is it called a cement mixer? - Cement mixer. So this goes up first, but you don't swallow it, and then you put it in second, mix it in your mouth, and then swallow it all. - Have you heard about this? - Yes. - What is it? It is an acid and a base. The idea is that these will set when they meet. So, like cement, you have things that don't freeze, and then you combine them and they become thick. - This is definitely like a chocolate liqueur, something sweet, and this is like the weirdest bitterest, most unpleasant thing. -Ooh. - Lime? - Is this lime juice? (bell sounds) Lime juice.

We are very well dressed for this. - 99.9% sure this is Bailey's or Kahlua. - Yes. (bell rings) - I'm going to take a dairy pill. I know it doesn't really help you, but do you want one anyway? - Just give it to me, yeah. - It couldn't hurt. - Hit me, brother. - There you go. - Alright! - Well. - Let's mix some cement! - So, don't swallow it yet. So, here we go. - Oh yeah. I never drink. (laughs) (funky music) (dramatic orchestral music) (screams) - It got thick! (screams) - Wow. (laughs) Wait, swallow it. (violent screams) Swallow it, swallow it! (arched) - I felt it, there were pieces in my mouth.

Before they weren't chunks and suddenly they were like little Boba balls. -The moment he entered my mouth, he turned into cottage cheese. - Oh. - Why do we drink milk? (banging fists) (loud burp) - You're the lime juice to my Bailey's. Individually we are great, but together we are terrible. - We're lumpy. (laughs) (groans) - This is like those pictures they show you that tell you not to smoke. - Isn't that whipped cream? Tell me it's whipped cream. - No, that's mayonnaise, and it's... - Is this Jager? - Yes. (bell rings) - Oh, that's what it is, yeah.

I know my Jager, y'all. I didn't even have to try it. - It's like reading tea leaves and our future looks bad. - This was invented by that friend from university who never graduated. - Hey, I like mayonnaise. -May has a bad role, you know? - Yeah, well, here's the... - You know, mayonnaise... Just call it aioli. - Call it aioli. - Everyone loves it. - Everyone says, "I love aioli." - I love aioli. Ugh, I don't like mayonnaise. - I don't like too much mayonnaise, but aioli? I love a good aioli. (glasses clink) - Greetings. (glasses hit the table) - (groans) What a texture! (gurgling) - Oh my God.

Oh, my good and sweet Lord. - This mouth suits me very well. My mouth is big enough to swallow all the mayonnaise without tasting a single lick of mayonnaise. - You know, that's a lot of mayonnaise. - It's just not the flavor, - so much mayonnaise, - or the texture you want. - You put on a whole piece of bread and ate it over the course of an hour. - You eat a piece of bread - Okay, whatever. - With mayonnaise on top... - No, no, no, no, no. (laughs) - I'm just imagining you at dinner, but welcome to the Fulmer house.

For dinner, we have a piece - We have mayonnaise, - of bread with mayonnaise. - and bread. Ámbar Luna, it sounds beautiful. - It is an egg. - It is an egg. (bell rings) - It's an egg. - Aren't you supposed to eat the raw egg? - No, you can do it if you are trying to gain muscle mass. - Amber Moon, sounds like Hot Mexican Hooker's friend. - Is it bourbon? - Yes. (bell rings) - That's a lot... - That's a lot... - of bourbon. - Well, it's funny because we thought, we're not going to get drunk with these drinks.

It's less about the alcohol, more about the harshness. And this is like a full glass of bourbon. - Yes, this is all I need to get drunk these days. - Well, I guess we better start drinking, because I'm not going to drink two shots of whiskey in one gulp. - I already love this drink very much. It has two of my favorite things. - Eggs. - Eggs and bourbon. - Wow. - I can see something dusty red. Is it more hot sauce? - Chili? (bell rings) - It's Tabasco. (moans) - Dick in the-- - Fart, fart. - dick, dick, dick. - Monkey butt. - Amber Moon. - Like a rejected character from Sailor Moon. - Yes, she says (laughs) "It's me, Amber Moon! - "Hi

guys

, it's me!" - "I have the power of balls!" (laughs) - I'm very light. - Ahh, I just drink 'hot whiskey over here (laughing) ♪ She's the one called Sailor Egg ♪ - And Amber! - Amber Moon! (gargling) - Did you drink it? - No, it's so spicy closer to the egg. - Wait for me,

guys

! - Wait for me! - It's me, Amber Moon! - You never know when the balls need to shoot! - What's going on with that jelly bean? cook the egg?

Wait, no, it's not like that! - Yes, that's what's happening - Shut up - That's why the yolk is turning white - I'm fighting evil too - I'm sorry, Amber. - I shoot eggs out of my arms. - It's like a moon is crashing, it's-- - A moon is born (soft guitar music) (claps) (laughs) - I mean, someone has to drink this drink. - No. I can drink bourbon. You can do it, maybe. - In my college we said, "Zebra stripes, in the pipes." Zebra stripes! - Through the pipes! - Ugh, Jesus, there it goes. - Oh! (whining) - Yes, because the hot sauce hit me. - It doesn't come back up. - It's so hot! - Not a fucking chance. -Are you with Zach Kornfeld right now? - No. - Wow! - Are you with Keith Habersberger right now? - No! (moans) - Who are you with? - Eugene! - What are you going to do? - Drink that shit! - Get it, girl! (laughing hysterically) (liquid drips) - Okay, this is called, uh, Crocodile Cum. - Crocodile jizz. - What, what's his name? - Crocodile sperm. - Crocodile sperm. - I like crocodile semen. - I like crocodile semen. - That seems great. - It smells like cream, like lime. (bell rings) - Cheers! - Crocodile... - Cum. (laughing) - It's delicious. - Is very good. - It's amazing.

The only thing gross is when I imagine I'm drinking crocodile semen. - I love this. - This is pretty good. - This is incredible. Is there pineapple juice here? (bell rings) - There's pineapple juice in there. - Fuck, yes. - It has a sweet flavor, a lemon flavor. - Is it Midori? - For the green. (bell rings) - It's green, yes. - I would drink all this. I won't because I'm an adult. -Ned! You have a baby. - You drank all the semen that was on top. - I sipped it. - Amber Moon! (laughing) Oh, God! (gurgling) I saw you throw up in your own cup.

No! (intense orchestral music) (liquid dripping) (intense orchestral music) (liquid dripping) - Kim Jong Un's nuclear bomb. Wake up! (classes) - No! God. - We have one more drink left. - Oh really? (laughing) - Why are you so sad? - I do not want it. - Is it all cream? - What's in this? Smell it. - Nooo. - It smells like chicken. (groans) - If you name a drink after Kim Jong Un Nuclear Bomb, it had better be the worst drink in the

world

. - There are six ingredients in this. I guess it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch. (ring) - Oysters. (buzzer) - Battery acid. (ring) - Okay, let's drink it. - Alright. - To the bottom, darling! - Health. - What if we dip the glasses in it? (laughing) - It won't work. - Dip our glasses directly into the drink.

A flavor that is noticeable. (upbeat music) - Hmmm, there are things in there that should never have been mixed together. - It's so thick. I just want you to look. - It's not a drink, it's porridge. - Is there meat in this? -UH Huh. - Is there meat in this? - I taste the meat. - Oh! - Is it pork? - No. (ring) - Fish? - No. (ring) - Beef? - Yes. - Do you mix a cow? - Is it a hamburger? - Is it a hamburger? - Actually? (bell rings) - Ohhhh! - Chips. - Did you put the bun here?

Damn maniac. - French fries? - Yes. (bell sounds) - Are there other McDonald's ingredients? - Yes. - A toy? (laughs) - No. (groans) - Is there a milkshake here? - Yes. (bell rings) - Big Mac, vodka. (bell sounds) Milkshake, French fries. - Kim Jong Un, okay. What do they have in North Korea? Bit. - Snow. - Grain. - Apple pie! (bell sounds) (slap) - Barbecue sauce? (bell rings) - Yeah. - It smells like when you order takeout in your car, and then... (coughing) I mean, no, there's no way that... Are you okay? - To me it tastes like you licked a battery. - And the battery tasted like corn. (coughing) - I'm just saying that without the vodka, it might not be so bad. - Without all the McDonald's, it would be fine. - Just a glass of vodka? - Yes, I prefer just a glass of vodka. - Do you want a glass of vodka...

Ooh, then I'll have a milkshake. - Awesome. - Well, which was your favorite? - Amber Moon! - Amber Moon! - I loved. - Amber Moon! My favorite was obviously the Crocodile Cum. - I drank that alligator juice, jizzy, all day. - Do you like the worst? The cement mixer. - Yes, freezing inside your mouth is a crazy party trick. You should definitely use it with your friends. - Thanks for watching The Try Guys. Make sure you squish that subby-dub-dub and click on the whip down there. - For behind-the-scenes content, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/tryguys.

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