“My Name Is Ackle Ackinckacker!” | Michael McIntyre

I got five teeth this year, okay that's bad, I know wisdom for all of them and I had to get another tooth pulled because I said a terrible problem with my teeth. It all started last year. I had this pain in my tooth because you know last year. was fine my knee was fine my carpets fine my shoulder was fine I'm a pretty good Nick, then I had this pain in my tooth and I went to the dentist, you know, you open your mouth, which is key, obviously, after you have to do it. be almost, you know, just come in, ha, so it's that the charities he looks at my mouth it's like, you know what you have a rotten wisdom tooth, I have to take it out, I have to take it out, it's rotting. and I didn't really care, to be honest, I didn't even know I had wisdom teeth, I know my wives have frames, I say, yeah, okay, whatever you want, there's also a TV there that I was watching this morning, it's just on my face I was looking at Phillip Schofield chatting it's like yeah, giggle, so he just went to work laying down, he just laid there and I did it for a while, I don't know, maybe an hour, maybe more than an time, I thought I had been here a long time ago, so I moved my eyes to see if the dentist was okay and he wasn't, oh my God, quite stressed, kind of sweat coming out of his forehead, he was trying like this, like this I tried to ask him if he was okay.

It's hard when your mouth is completely numb and he had similar equipment, just one kind of sound came out, just a noise like the Northern Irishman saying mirror, that's a strange moment, I don't know what's going on there, ha, and he go back anyway, no. no, it's okay, it's okay, I thought it was a personal thing, oh, I just haven't been able to pull anyone's tooth for 30 years, it's okay, it's okay, I don't have any pain at all. I have nowhere to be. I'm watching this morning. I'm actually completely fine, go away, I'll be back, this is why you don't feel any pain, it's like your mouth is numb, okay, look and he handed me a mirror.

I am NOT going to lie to you until the day I die, I will never forget it. image that greeted me in the reflection, okay, this side of my face was literally twice the size of its life, there were bruises, I had even noticed that my bib was covered in blood, I could even see it, there was blood dripping down the side of my face. Like some kind of vampire, the poor people in the waiting room, you know that they are sitting there with the fish tank reading old magazines, reassuring their children and that everything was going to be fine at the dentist's visit, I come out with bruises all over my body.

The blood of the bed runs on one side of mine now Photos of César Dennis and to a certain extent, come with mommy, come on, ideas of the Chancellor or recipients of some woman there, she is not me tonight, the appointment with the hygienist, this idiot is in His car, is it his car with him? open door thought your sticks were on you'll get relatively comfortable watching this morning now we're driving through traffic hooked up the engines with my wife you answered you cut me off on the burner the dentist cleaning your protector I'm not tied down I'm in the car oh your only way to home I don't know where I'm going what's up you the dentist is writing Telesis writing he whiting is writing he defended cleaning but then this is going up then he's taking a corner after recording a waiter at the dentist hello Lila Sharp with her dog it's like you see that doormat yes, get in there it's okay, that's a hospital, they're going to treat you, you're okay to be okay, they know they'll wait for you, just tell them your

name

, everything's going to work. be okay come out I'm going out she leaves he leaves me now I'm standing on the sidewalk right I still have the people on the beam soaked in blood I'm standing there I saw my reflection in the girls I have "To say I looked horrible.

I worried that the receptionist was still still. I came in at my best angle. Hello, that will help you. Yes. I was wondering if you have been attacked. I think you were already in the boob waiting to be hot many times. more. Okay, sir, can I say your

name

, please? But the problem is that you will know. If you are local anesthetic, you can't move your lips. I didn't have control over my lips. alphabet, the M, for example, requires a lot of lip work, no and I couldn't do it. I need that to identify myself, take the name please, if I come to call Gallagher after working with Kaka octo some Ganga, okay I think?

The best thing that appears is that if you go down the hallway, take a seat in the waiting room and we will try to get to the bottom. Okay, I'm not going to lie to you. It was quite calm. She reminds me of something. a lot of television I know this side of my face was practically, you know, unrecognizable. Other than that, it was fun. I tried to jog her memory as she walked down the hall. um, you know, in anesthesia, where I don't feel you one bit. I know it hurts a little now I was doing something low like et there fortunately I think for everyone the nurse came pretty quickly aku akan poop she can't touch my face excuse me yeah I can catch them so what's her name? tuxedo boy, this is my real name.

The loans we added ended up facing backwards, so the tech coverage of this room is kind of a private room. She's very nice to me now, so, my goodness, she's had a terrible day, hasn't she, sir? Don't worry, don't panic until we do this all the time, we'll take your clothes off and explain all the politics to you, but I know you'll know, but it's like relationships have been thrown at you. for no reason you have to put this on a thin flower dress backwards with this hanging put on these will be what we put Catherine so I don't follow this woman down the aisle literally down the aisle There's no way I'm going to walk down the aisle from the hospital with my arms flapping here, so people are behind me looking at my butt.

No, that's not going to happen, so I go down, look, I have on the wall. In fact, someone is doing the same thing with me, very quick, easy, thank you, they finally carry me to a hospital bed of a captivating man because then we can see that my butt is hidden. I am happy that the anesthetist comes in a very serious, quite old manner. man hello I'm the new statistic of him if you use general anesthesia I'll knock you out I'll give you a little jab on my left arm you'll be knocked out immediately are you okay with that Michael says yes.

I know exactly who my three daughters are big fans of yours they let me put the needle in my arm and he left my wife and I wasn't that eager I don't know how many hours later two or three hours later I didn't know where Sometimes I wake up at home in A deep sleep and I don't know where I am. This was a CPD forever and it was general anesthesia. I woke up just as I was in bed, it was light, it was warm. go out to the blankets you know and you know how in a heat wave you go out you know when there is is that the highest point you come out of you know when you are lying down at some point during the night the duvet folds up you go in and you just unfold, you wake up in a few moments, I feel this breeze coming in, so I turn around to see my whole family standing there, my son said with his pants down, you're the loser.