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Duck Dynasty: Si Gets Crazy With Expired Soda During Jug Fishing with Kids

Duck Dynasty: Si Gets Crazy With Expired Soda During Jug Fishing with Kids
yeah you're a whale oh look at that you're looking at the wrong hole look you need to buy my video four steps to improve your golf game it'll help you son that was embarrassing well i can't help it my whole body's sore oh dude i've been sleeping on an air mattress waiting on my house for innovations to get done i love air mattresses have you ever slept on one with

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jess and i finally decided to move into willie and jason's neighborhood so we bought a fixer-upper your arm will get stuck under somebody you wake up and you have no feeling in that arm i hate that only problem is i wasn't aware of how much fixer-upper and needs to be done throw the kid off of the bed and move your arms simple boys so now we're staying with the in-laws it's not very fun at all renovation is tough on a marriage but it takes a lot of money and there's no you know no place to be intimate so oh you can get that sure i don't know no you can't yeah you can i tried to run them

kids

out yes you can that thing deflates in a hurry floating on air son you go run a motel room another one in the pool they say that the three most difficult things in a marriage sex money renovating your home nice factoid you know what the key to it is what hey be happy well it's hard to be happy when you get your arms numb for weeks hey this one's been numb for 40 years what's that got to do with it how much longer is it going to take i don't know well look you can stay at my place oh yeah stay with that hey i got plenty of room that wouldn't be stressful on a marriage so i got four kids they're kind of like i i love kids i got cheerios you know what look here my house i got all the stuff kids care about no i don't want to impose there's no repositioning at all huh i've got high thread count sheets okay in-house washing and dryer great water pressure stress-free situation boys i got a pretty neat cat he's cool his name is sweet pete i don't think i'm gonna stay at your house the best part i got one in a little robot made dune buggy or whatever it's called boom-bong whatever it is y'all it appears out of nowhere and it's sucking up everything on the floor all you hear is here it comes okay taking a shower in here you know uh-oh you know lisa and i work with couples all the time you ever need any help i'm there for you actually i could use your help tomorrow i'm moving boxes and my chicken coop movement's not really my bangs though well y'all are in right yeah i'm out on moving how convenient no i promise the kids i'll take them

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we've been playing this for weeks since when are you coming weeks well i need y'all's help this is a no chicken zone the neighborhood watch said no farm animals these aren't farm animals they're domesticated chickens that's just stupid oh do they have names say winky boo-boo what you can't have pets with names like that my kids named them not me no they need to have names like blazer and slash rambo look do your chickens do tricks yes they lay eggs that's not a trick yeah that's what they did that's natural i got a chick farm fry them up and call coffee okay boys it's all in the hips style you don't have any hips this is a piece of junk all right let's see what you got oh look at him yeah look at him go river like a cowboy uh-oh what what in the world what is it incoming what boom what does it look like it looks like a bunch of

soda

that's exactly what i thought you'd say in the yuppie world when they want to have a moment with their kids they take a bunch of balloons and they like let them go you're going to have so much fun that you're not going to care whether we catch anything or not what we do is we take a bunch of jugs we put them out there in the water with bait on them and we say okay here we go to the untrained eye it looks like a bunch of

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these are soda bottles we'll have little fishermen and little fish fisher women before the end of the day why do you have all these i ran up on old jimbo and he had a pallet of soda and he was going to throw it away because it got recalled or something oh that's good stuff y'all shot that way you could taste it so the reason i got this is because it had gotten old it's no good here take a swig no no no no no no it tastes like sarsaparilla though you want to drink it that's fine but don't give it to the kids that's not it's really not fine but does anybody want to guess what the best part of jug

fishing

is catching fish eating fish drinking the soda incorrect you ready for it you take your bottle just check the bottle in there i got okay for you you get the mojo working this is the third most fun part of jug fishing one jay jace i don't i don't know about this oh no it's a good idea two yeah this is not a good idea oh yeah this is a great idea jase i think you should rethink oh no this is a good idea babe where are you going i'm gone save your shoes me you're not you're not armed oh look look i got a live one here you got a lava board oh yeah here it coming all right who's ready to go jug fishing i give you mia drum roll there you go i give you the perfect jug rig all we need is some bait are you gonna put the worm on sure say that you know i don't have yuppy kids when i was a kid i would go jug fishing all right pick you out a big juicy one big juicy ew is that a juicy one spin it juicy we would put out the jugs with a string hanging from the jug with a hook on it and with bait and he knows what's coming man so that's why he's scrumming he's hanging on for dear life oh no no no mia he's hanging on for a dear death this ain't his first rodeo but i will guarantee you these kids will not be bored it was bleeding no it's not blood that worms don't bleed that's just what is it you know i think it's poop ugh i'm never half avenue again they're gonna have some fun so i've told you to quit drinking that grape soda all right what is this your second bottle that's two bent up so you've got four liters of grape soda in you hey look everybody's always so concerned about me everybody lighting up okay you're not worried about all that soda being inside of you no soda better be worried about being inside of me i wouldn't be scared too look i made it through a tour and nom okay i've been married 43 years okay to a flaming redhead hey zilla did you do that a heart attack two kids eight grandkids well if you see psychics oh somebody call 9-1-1 and then the worst part 15 years with willie as my boss 9-1-1 can't help you there are good greeks hey look if i survived through all of that painful grapes soda gonna kill me look let's get them all out in the water because so i could blow at any moment and that's going to be the end of the fishing trip you might want to get a little distance here all right be careful boys i think i'm fixing to blow it looks pretty out there it looks pretty i don't know about pretty oh no hey she's right it is pretty that's the prettiest minefield i've ever seen how are we supposed to even catch them you just watch the jugs and when you see one start moving violently hope those will watch that movie so that's called the wind maybe i'm a little sloopy from all the grape sodas i've drank yeah you're definitely under the influence uh hey you drink four liters of you know pineapple soda hey you'll be a little soupy too i don't even know what sloopy means soda loopy hey look i'm still sloopy i got a pee look there's one speaking of whis hey nature's calling and hey sorry i'll be right back you don't talk me right into it go get that bottle kidding sir look look i can sadly got one look at this sucker boys mission accomplished go go go go go go there we go the kids not only had fun they will be telling this story for years all right y'all ready oh my goodness they will be gathered around a campfire and tell about the day we sent out the minefield of jugs and we caught a 30-pound beast hey kid y'all right go get them i'm all pronounced out and their uncle overloaded on

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duck dynasty si gets crazy with expired soda during jug fishing with kids

Source : Duck Dynasty