The Children's Movie From Your Nightmares

Hi Greg, I hope you're all having a great day, welcome back to my channel, this of course is another episode of Pumpkin Time, so Halloween is getting pretty close. I've released my Halloween song for the spooky year I've been looking at. There are a lot of fun Halloween

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s out there and I've also gotten a lot of suggestions from people asking me if I would review certain Halloween

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s, like Hocus Pocus, Halloween Town, all the movies I've seen before, except for one movie I've been getting. Highly recommended is one I've never heard of before and it's spookily called the Square Pumpkin.

A bunch of people sent me this movie on Twitter and Instagram and I had never heard of it before so I watched the movie and no. I know, I don't know if I would say it's like a bad movie, okay, it's really weird, it's unnecessarily brutal at times and I can't understand the moral of this movie either, it has a really weird moral the way the characters treat each other. in this movie is very strange and then the way it ends just comes out of left field and really left me wondering what the moral of this movie is supposed to be, so anyway let's grab a watch, sit back, relax and enjoy the spooky Square Pumpkin Our story begins as most stories do with something worth telling with something new This story takes place at Holiday Hill Farm where every day is a holiday, come on, come on, come on, come on.

The line was trying to rhyme the first two lines rhymed and then he said farm and I guess he's trying to rhyme something with farm and then instead of saying come on or come on he said come on Elan which doesn't rhyme and doesn't make sense. I don't know why she said there's something that happens at the beginning of the movie that's not really important to the movie, it doesn't really have anything to do with the plot, it doesn't drive any of the plot, there's these two. bats and one of them is trying to eat a ladybug he's starving he's trying to eat breakfast I hate fast so let's make this as quick and painless as possible for me so he cornered this ladybug he's about to eat the ladybug that ladybugs like, but then his friend or I don't know if it's his girlfriend or his wife or maybe it's his sister, they never established what relationship these two people have, they are the two bats but she says wait, don't eat that one. ladybug sir what are you giving The bats with a bad name have a little granola instead, they don't squirm, so she's like trying to make this other bat vegan.

It just eats granola, I guess, instead of eating bugs, which is what bats are supposed to do, but like I said, there's literally nothing to this. to do with the plot because once the ladybug leaves, the plot really begins, they lift a leaf, see something crazy and fly towards the Scarecrow, who I think is in charge of the pumpkin patch, borås Bello, well, it's something So. So he starts walking and as he walks he trips over these two pumpkins that I think are like Siamese twins, but instead of tripping and falling or starting to trip and stopping, he just keeps walking and the two pumpkins yell at him. all the time like me, what are we doing, what's going on and the Scarecrow just doesn't recognize them at all, he just keeps walking like a robot, he just looks straight ahead with that thousand yard stare like his mind is totally somewhere else. , actually it is.

It's a little creepy how long he walks without realizing he's tripping over screaming pumpkins, like what could he be thinking about that distracts him from the fact that he's been tripping for the last five minutes, but when he finally gets to where the bats pick up the leaf and behold, it is a square like a pumpkin. Hello, little friend, and his name is spookley, what's

your

name? Then the whole pumpkin patch comes up and looks at this square pumpkin and I thought they were all going to be. like Oh cool, that's a little weird, a square pumpkin, but this is a kids movie, they're trying to teach a lesson, so you immediately know they need to start the conflict, so this little pumpkin is one of the Siamese twins, little Tom starts right away. going into creepy, just break it Hugh, you're not going to let that orange brick grow here with the rest of us are you, he's not like us, he's fucking nature, a mistake because I'm a freak of nature and a bug like Holy, I'm pretty sure Spookley is a baby because they just found him well, he must be a new pumpkin so he's a baby, he calls it a damn nature, a bug, a weed, all pretty bad things that tell a baby and then commit.

Even worse, he starts singing one last song about how ugly and weird Spookley is and the entire pumpkin patch joins in. Do you understand what I mean by being unnecessarily brutal? First this guy is roasting this poor baby that looks different and then he eats everything. The town joins in a song about how weird this kid looks. Imagine

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self as a baby being born in the hospital and it has some unique characteristic that makes it look different from the others and as the doctors say, oh, what's wrong with this baby? This is a freak of nature and then as one of the nurses comes in and starts screaming the parents start dancing even they are involved and start singing what's wrong with this child and the whole hospital comes in to see the baby. ugly and everyone has like a dance number they're doing and the baby is just sitting there like I don't even know how to talk yet, but I keep thinking I get the feeling that everyone doesn't know that, but it's true.

It happens every year they'll pick the best I guess you're Rocky I guess you'll rot here holy Jesus little square ass man you think anyone could love you you're going to die before anyone loves you no one will ever love you ugly baby ugly baby I can't believe it all the town came together to sing this song it seems like it seemed like maybe someone was going to give spookley a chance but now everyone is racist against square pumpkins he's so triangular that's just not true he said he was rectangular and then I guess we were looking a rhyme and the only thing they could come up with was triangular but that's a lie not only are these pumpkins racist but they're also finished so the song ends and I have to let's just say ghost leave takes all of this pretty well for a literal baby , he just goes to the patch and sulks for a while staying on the patch is one thing, but there is no way in hell and not the slightest chance that that pointy spot over there is going to be allowed in Jack's Olympics.

Oh, little Tom complains that Spookley isn't a real pumpkin because he's a square, so he can't be part of the patch, but he definitely can't be part of Jack's Olympics. I just killed a fruit fly. The Olympics are basically a competition they have every year to see who gets the eye patch on Halloween. They never really explained what that is, but I guess it's like the pumpkin you put in it. in front of people who come to buy pumpkins on Halloween like this is the pumpkin you want, so this raises an interesting point and I don't think the writers really intended for people to examine the movie in this way, but what?

Do you know these pumpkins? What happens to pumpkins when humans buy them? The whole movie is like sycophants because a human chooses them. It seems his only purpose in life is to be chosen by a human. The only thing I'm worried about is the Olympics. What I'm trying to say because if the human world we live in is the same as the human world in this movie, all these pumpkins are competing in a tournament of skill and where the winner is killed, everyone wants to be like the best pumpkin. from the orchard, so a human will come and cut off their heads and pick them up or make holes in their faces to make eyes or actually, I guess they already have eyes, so I don't know what they'll do. so maybe just getting them out anyway seems like a pretty gruesome fate and not a very good prize for winning a scary tournament.

I'm not a listening dog. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but if I were you, I would be very happy to be excluded from Jack's Olympics. The scariest part is that I feel like the pumpkins have no idea what happens when a human picks them, but I feel like the Scarecrow is acting like he's some kind of ringleader around here, it seems like he's in charge, there's no way he's not. know what happens when a human picks up a pumpkin he's kind of this goofy, kind, loving figure on the outside but deep down he knows he's guiding these pumpkins to their death and sure maybe it's a kids movie and I'm too much analyzing it, but if you're going to make a whole movie about personified pumpkins, people are going to have some questions anyway, it scares Leigh's back in the middle of the pumpkin patch and he's sad, so he starts singing his own song and so far the only two songs in this movie have the exact same premise, the premise is creepy: "he ain't round and that ain't no good if I was round, if I was he's singing around all these faceless ones too." pumpkins, what worries me like why these pumpkins don't have faces, they are like fetuses, pumpkins like they haven't been born yet, this is where spookley came from or even worse, these pumpkins are dead, creepy singing this song about what sad he is. in a field of corpses or only some pumpkins come to life and the rest are normal like pumpkins, it would be like some babies came out when they were born and some just didn't have a face and you say oh it's just one of the normal babies, these are just for decoration and you put it like you put it on your mantle and you can just leave it and it stays like that, uh, I didn't do what I don't do. so I had that thought I don't like that it occurred to me that I don't like to think about that I don't like that at all so if you win the Czech Olympics in addition to receiving the patch they also get cold, someone said sweets and there is a group of spiders They really want the candy corn crowns, so they say oh well, if we help Spookley win, then we can get the candy corn crown, so they offer to help Spookley win the Olympics.

You know, Stokely, I think there's a tiny spider inside you, you creep, and we're going to help you win that delicious, delicious sugar-coated crown, well, let's start with the Olympics, I don't know if I can do this, sure. You can, bye, you'll never know if you never try. Oh, what a sweet moment? A little motivation for Spookley. I think things will eventually change, so you can probably guess what will happen now that they will. jack's olympics and even though everyone doubted spookley, he's still going to do great at jack's olympics, he's going to win, eventually everyone will respect him and that will be the end of the movie, right, no buddy, lose, it sucks so bad at all events.

It's funny the first event is a race he gets trampled on he practically drowns in a mud puddle people walk past him so fast he spins I'll like him like a cartoon I guess he's a cartoon but he spins like a cartoon he's around for too long, If you ask me, I thought this movie was going to be just because you're different doesn't mean you can't be as good at things as everyone else you know, just because you're a square pumpkin. It doesn't mean you can't kick the other pumpkins' butts at the Olympics, you can if you put your mind to it, but now the writers were saying no, man, basically, if you're not normal, you're going to suck at everything you can.

You won't be able to do all the things that other people can do. Basically what will happen is that you will lose everything all the time and we are making this

children

's movie to introduce you to that harsh reality. He immediately fails at every other event: bowling, for which you obviously have to be a round pumpkin, so he doesn't even make it to the bowling. This movie is brutal. The Spookley guy can barely walk between events. It's like he crawls. On the ground, probably everyone is like you know at first we didn't want you to compete because you're different and we thought it was weird, but now we just like we just don't want you to compete because you're making everyone sad.

Everyone feels really bad for you. Could you please? Can you stop because you're making everyone sad? Most of this movie is just this poor baby being humiliated in front of the entire town, so yeah, in case it wasn't clear, he loses. He doesn't win, but this girl named Bobo wins. The winner is Bobo with three points. She won every event she deserved to win and Spookley didn't finish any of the events. He didn't even leave the place. He didn't finish. either one of them the race didn't finish because he doesn't know how to walk bowling he couldn't even reach the frying pan the other one just flew into the sky he didn't have a chance so the competition ended and forever a second I thought: wait, this is how will end the movies it will just end with bobo winning and spookley is still like the town idiot the pumpkins even burst into this happy song and start singing and everyonecelebrate, let's start this party.

That's it girls, but it's not the end because right at that moment a huge storm comes out of nowhere, it's a giant thunderstorm, it starts to rain, the wind starts to blow, he basically throws all the pumpkins into a wheelbarrow and then pushes the wheelbarrow. towards the edge of a cliff and A burning branch falls from a tree and pins the Scarecrow to the ground. the ground is about to burst into flames it gets so intense so fast moments ago everyone was doing the Transylvania twist and now They're going to die, but guess who's not in danger, that's right, creepily creepy he realized sitting there, it's okay to be around while the weather's nice but that's our time it's better to be this scene is actually scary worried son everyone screams for their lives like they're worried they're about to die is pretty heavy for a movie for kids who are screaming like we're going to die, but creepy, being the little square beast that man is, he just climbs up the water tower and block some of the water from flowing over him and onto the Scarecrow and put out the fire, not sure why the rain didn't do that it's raining pretty hard and then save the pumpkins block the wheelbarrow from falling over the edge of the cliff everyone gets off the wheelbarrow and loves it now hello everyone you saved our lives so that's pretty much the ending very interesting ending I'm still trying to figure out what the moral of the story is if you're not normal if you have any strange difference with you people won't respect you people will think you're weird you're going to lose and everything and almost everyone will hate you unless you save everyone's life.

People will only respect you if you save them from certain death and they will feel eternally indebted to you. That's the only way anyone's going to like you if they're even a little bit different, then they all do the Transylvania twist again, and then at the end of the movie, that night, the farmer leaves his house, the farmer owns the whole house. farm, the only human we see in the entire movie. Wow Oh. be a square pumpkin and he sees the square pumpkin and says, wow, this is beautiful, look at this amazing square pumpkin and he brings the square pumpkin, puts it on his porch and then if we cut it a little later, it shines so bright.

I can only assume that the farmer put a candle inside Spookley. I don't want to dig too deep or think about how he did it, but I'm pretty sure he put a candle in that pumpkin and all pumpkins. They look at it and they're like, "It's not so bad after all and that's the end of the movie, so Mike, my big question is are they just hoping we don't notice that this is a blatant imitation of Rudolph the Reindeer from red nose, but reindeer are pumpkins and instead of having a red nose that is square, the title of the movie even follows the same formula, it's like calling the kind of strange feature, creature, whatever, guys, this one video was sponsored by expressvpn, the best VPN in the whole damn world, my favorite place to sit and write videos and where I wrote this video you just saw is in a coffee shop I feel like it's a great place to work. and there aren't a lot of distractions around me.

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