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Honest Trailers - Harry Potter

Mar 16, 2024
VOICE It's okay now! VOICE OF J.K. Rowling, author of the book series that kept Borders open for a few more years. VOICE (CONT'D) The film adaptation arrives for people too lazy to read. VOICE (CONTINUED) Harry Potter. VOICE (CONTINUED) When an evil, noseless monster threatens to take over the world, it's up to this boy wizard, his totally useless friend and his superior in every way, his attractive friend... to defeat him. VOICE (CONT'D) And when I said sexy, I only meant in the last three movies after he turned 18. Perverts. VOICE (CONT'D) Travel as they travel to a magical boarding school where children learn potions, spells, and divination... but not English, math, or science.
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VOICE (CONT'D) Where technology seems frozen in the 19th century, replacing cell phones and the Internet with feathers and owls. VOICE (CONT'D) And where endangering children is no big deal. VOICE (CONTINUED) Oh my God! VOICE (CONTINUED) Seriously, how come they haven't closed this school yet? VOICE (CONT'D) A franchise so epic that it took ten years, eight films, four directors and two Dumbledores to tell it... With... VOICE (CONT'D) The one that started it all VOICE (CONT'D) ) The that everyone hates VOICE (CONT'D) The one that everyone loves VOICE (CONT'D) The one who has the face of a shovel. VOICE (CONT'D) The one with raging hormones VOICE (CONT'D) The one who dies Dumbledore Oh uh, spoiler alert.
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VOICE (CONT'D) The one you can skip VOICE (CONT'D) And the one that made adults cry like babies VOICE (CONT'D) Follow our heroes as they transform from adorable young people struggling to act VOICE (CONT'D) D) ) To awkward preteens VOICE (CONT'D) To barely legal heartthrobs ' VOICE (CONT'D) To young adults who pretend to look like adults. VOICE (CONTINUED) Ron really got carried away. VOICE (CONTINUED) Ron really got carried away. VOICE (CONT'D) Witness magic that will dazzle you with questions like: If magic is supposed to be secret, why is its entrance in London's busiest tube station? Why are all the bullies in a VOICE (CONT'D) house and why aren't they expelled?
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VOICE (CONTINUED) And isn't it disturbing that this rat in Ron's crotch is actually a grown man? Ehhugh... VOICE (CONT'D) Relive the thrill of acclaimed British actors shouting nonsense VOICE (CONT'D) Battles that would have been much cooler with lightsabers... or if they just moved a little more.. VOICE (CONT'D) And Rupert Grint's silly face. VOICE (CONT'D) Starring... VOICE (CONT'D) Luke Sky Potter VOICE (CONT'D) Ginger Spice VOICE (CONT'D) Your First Erection VOICE (CONT'D) Warwick Davis VOICE (CONT'D) ) Professor Hans Gruber VOICE (CONT'D) Claudio Miranda VOICE (CONT'D) Old Hairy VOICE (CONT'D) Warwick Davis VOICE (CONT'D) Forrest Whitaker VOICE (CONT'D) Hodor VOICE (CONT'D) Michael Jackson VOICE (CONT'D) Lindsay Lohan VOICE (CONT'D) Warwick Davis VOICE (CONT'D) Vladimir Putin VOICE (CONT'D) Larry King VOICE (CONT'D) Gandalf the Gay VOICE (CONT'D) And Warwick Davis' VOICE (CONT'D) Harry Potter's VOICE (CONT'D) So quidditch makes absolutely no sense, does it?
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A 150 point ball? That's just nonsense. Thanks for watching. Make sure you subscribe. VOICE (CONTINUED) "You shall not pass!" "I love the lamp" "They're eating it! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my God!" "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my God!" "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my God!" "How are you doing, real ugly guys?" "Allison, I love you. Will you marry me?" "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

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