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Duck Dynasty: Top Moments of Season 1 | A&E

Duck Dynasty: Top Moments of Season 1 | A&E
it never occurred to me that someone would actually be monitoring you know a golf course at night well this is a nice facility yeah it is it's a very tough facility i don't panic when i'm detained i want to try to convert this security guard to the ways of frog catching and frog eating y'all really eat those things oh they're a delicacy you fry that thing up huh you eat the whole thing how many of them down there like that oh it's loaded there you go well he just he just peed on me yeah how you doing sir i'm pretty sure that no other members have had their family members sneak on the course and try to take a bunch of frogs but you know it's typical it's what i've come to expect right sorry about this again men might ought to probably pee yeah he peed on my hand i was shocked when i saw the yellow light come on and here comes a security guard what are they guarding golf balls phil was with us where is he don't worry about phil he's been in the woods all his life there's a rule when security comes every man he's a man for himself the good point is hey he had about 40 frogs in a sack hey okay hey 40. these guys are like a bunch of immature children they just won't grow up all right let's go hey blame this on your mama what can you say whose idea was this anyway i guess it was mine jase is like the thorn in my side that does not go away it's like him getting me in trouble over career day wasn't enough for him sometimes i'm wondering if jase is just trying to sabotage my life willy's worried about his reputation his redneck blood is thinning too many board meetings what has happened to my brother either be proud of who you are or shave that stuff off your face and buy you a he forgot what it's like to be a redneck you think i lost my redneck yeah you're slipping how about this what are you doing bro oh you don't think i'm a redneck i'm fixing go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road he's back chase he's back we'll get out and try to push it all right let's go give us some gas willie just when i thought we had lost willie that little redneck man inside of him burst forth hush it ain't going nowhere yeah moving you drive down the highway and you look out in the field and you see a truck out there you know what happened liberation you know what you do in a case like this you walk don't forget the frog i got the frogs where you going it ain't gonna come out you redneck idiot hang on i got my slippers on put your slippers on and guys woke me up that's embarrassing i thought our raise invoice with more sense than that oh don't you look pretty shut up there's another one son come on oh oh the ceo was down you got some rednecks listen back hey man i'm glad you called this is exactly what we're designing they're going to get into it yeah i think so i think so guys this is our first element today deer stand i can go get my boat right now yeah that's not our deer stand yeah we need to build up there you know a little bit higher for deer stand i know this probably looks like a deer stand this is actually what we call a trust fall this is an event that will help you guys really get a chance to see the level of trust you share between each other hey i come up here this morning trusting that we was going on a hog hunt or a turkey hunt and then here i am talking to a psychiatrist to say i have got a little trust issue with him is an understatement sure what am i actually supposed to do here say you would walk up to the top of this platform turn and face this tree and i want you to just fall back and let us catch you we got you guys don't worry about it we got today besides it's going to change your life that's what i'm afraid of i'm afraid it's going to put me in a wheelchair but now i feel like psy's at the age where if we don't catch him it's over this is going to be great this is going to be absolutely great are we really going to do this seriously we're going to do this psy needs you to catch that this is called being stupid together so i want you to say trusting because i wanna just go ahead and get down the ladder that's what i'm saying the last thing i want to do is fall hoping these idiots will catch them here we go so i'm gonna hit the ground this is the dumbest thing you have ever done silas robertson trusting okay we're trusting sy you say falling falling follow all the way guys i'd really like to try and get this going okay all right here we go sir now say you're going to say falling we're going to say fall away upside the face look at it i apologize for that trusting falling ah i pity the world if that's what it takes to trust people i'm taking bo to the privet hole to hunt snakes i want this kid to get to know who he's going to be answering to while he's dating my daughter i ain't worried about snakes i'm worried about that snake huh why do you even know he's a snake they're all snakes willie it's a date it ain't like they gonna get married every time you get married it starts with a date that's true hey hey what's going on oh is that you guys boyfriend this is beau nice to meet you you ever hunted before bo yes sir that's what i'm talking about all right girls y'all in the house it's man time all right all right hey good luck babe thank you all right dad really be nice he's nervous oh he's gonna be nervous all right he better be i want this kid to be pen in his pants by the end of the day today bo we're hunting an infestation of snakes in our

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blind most people just worry about the big ones the little ones that'll get you the young ones you're trying to scare him for he just goes into full assault i'm sure he's scared of poisonous lose his whole hand lose a finger that's amazing that such a small guy could be such a formidable opponent messing with the poison snake you got to watch every step you make cause the minute you make them easy what you got don't move there's a thin line between insanity and coping with your daughter dating you got him you got him first shot willie is as wound up as a dog trying to pass a peach seed what kind of dance are we doing at this dance what are you talking about dance is the same kind of dance you were at they're going to be slow dancing there of course they're slow downs and that's the whole point of having a dance sometimes they don't slow dance are you kidding me it's my job to lighten the mood this is not a funeral yet it's more like hugging and they're just moving like two zombies that's the easiest dance dancing and you're hugging it leads to kissing and making out that's why you got to tell them hands on the hands lips on the lips what kind of advice is that everything else wait till you get married hey love guru i get to make the guidelines it's my daughter give them first base when you try to take first base away that's it they go to another ballpark stuff at least a kiss i'm just asking you're telling me to go lips on the lips that's what you do that's what you did give me my hat don't mess with another man's hat especially when he's got a loaded gun i got a loaded weapon too give me my hat will all right i'll give it to you one second oh shucks i hope his hat stays up there i hope a squirrel builds a nesting go get it what do you tend it takes a dump in it if i was you i'd break up with it right now just to have to deal with this idiot you're stupid why are you screaming i'm looking for that one magical

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hog there's 40 calls right behind you that covers every range of duck sounds psy has this fetish for taking already existing calls hey i'm trying to create a new call boys disassembling them and building his own calls using the different parts that's all he's doing i'm gonna finally make one and let me tell you when they hear it just they slam on the brake and i mean they come just sliding down in the decoys hot ducks don't have brakes oh yeah they haven't they got wings hey if i hit the right duck haul okay the magic one oh they'll have brakes he believes there's a call out there that he can assemble it will hypnotize mesmerize and paralyze all the ducks that hear it the holy grail of duck calls when you blow it they would literally fall out of the skies see how sweet that is well and then will it be working with me hey you got a sweet taco boy please tell them hey boys okay i asked one of my buddies to hook me up since we got this big turkey look at that looks like a turkey in a box well i told you for a second it took my breath away he come out of there live what do you think's huh these circles are slick now oh i know hey they're one of the smartest animals there is i'm a little nervous about psy going with me i know he knows nothing about turkey hunting copper's like a big grizzly bear besides not gonna tell you that that circumstance about four foot tall when he's looking around so there ain't no turkey stand for food yeah hey james don't know what he's talking about any animal can get big boys all right once i reach down to pet a little dog and while i did hey it was a five pound squirrel you know i'm a one woman type of guy but one of the privileges you get from hunting is you get to be involved in the mating process putting out the vibes let's see if anybody else wants a little action we want to see those thunder legs running toward our ladies of the evening i mean we are creating our own red light district in the woods we're open for business this is the duck commander turkey special i'm trying to play the tunes of barry white to these turkeys he's blaring the kill the puppy music you know the hard rock kill the puppies oh why don't you always try to come up with a magic call magic works wonders so i thinks he's a ladies man obviously he's not doesn't work i'll tell you you need to leave the romance to me when you make love dog you got to be sweet and gentle that's a flirtatious sound come here buddy i'll take care of you you need to make a yelp on that thing i don't like no yelping woman i want my woman to burn like a little kid again in life what i've gathered is that a blaring female is always a deterrent i'm i'm purring because in any relationship purrs are good did you hear that that's what i'm talking about that turkey heard me do that gobbled well keep it up then and get him down here blow his head off we're setting the stage for romance this is date night just so happened on my side so you know like our little kitty cat got anything no when it comes to fishing will's just there for moral support does it feel heavy that's it bait gone i had a couple of baits on it you don't necessarily have to do all the work to catch fish phil ain't pulling i don't feel nothing yet as long as you got a good team assembled you can sit back and manage the whole thing and that's what i'm doing john luke get your net ready see that mm-hmm put that up on there right there money ah apple it went from game on to game over in a matter of minutes that's what i'm talking about catfish the pride of the river i'm talking the expensive fish what'd you say how much jase doesn't stand a chance i don't know what he's catching but we catching money we got some fish i can't go 10 feet without catching one look they just keep coming look at that my method is far superior to willy's because willie has no method that's the biggest one of the day right there whoa that's 10 pounder right there pretty amazing all right get on in there i should have brought two tubs i'm all about teaching my son you got a goal or a target in life read in this world today anything is possible you go for it how many y'all got a how you know you got more than me we got more than the turbo hole whoa huh are you kidding me you can catch all the fish in the world but if you can't sell them you got a bunch of fish hey it ain't about catching most it's about who makes the most money hey we caught more than y'all did and we're gonna make more money than y'all this ain't over son whoa whoa whoa watch out rick man down man down you'll pay for that you
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