Dad Stereotypes

wo wa, I should have used wood Hello sir, I'm the foreman at work, let's make sure it's on time, okay, that's not my building, I'm just trespassing, hey Alfredo, let me see that tape measure, this isn't en It's not square, if it were my place I'd move on, I'd just blow up this wall. I'm going to make that change for him right now by working hard or barely working, that's a hot hammer, oh, that's how it works, there you go. Now I figured it out, they're not too big, oh, that door over there looks like Caddy won this, hey, put it down, good to see you again, hey mister, you gotta put it down.

I can't hear, I'm here, help, turn it, turn it. off hey, hey, it's okay, don't worry about it, kid, hey, look at me, you worry about that, it's okay, you're my son, never let a ball hit the ground. Jack, go, run, run, just wait until I tell you. mother, about this race, we're just here to have fun, that's it, it's just a fun game, come back Ben, sit in the back and don't leave it, hey, good job, you all have been playing to the hilt, except you, Benett, put it together. that's not going anywhere what happened dad nothing Bud whatever you do just don't tell mom I brought you breakfast guys I think today is Father's Day do you want the rest of my banana no thanks man this is the best Mother's Day of all time you're still in the M yard, although yes, she could do that.

Father's Day Havey sure had a lot of rain this morning, eh, yeah, well we needed him, he's a good boy, yeah, can I go boxing and ask your mother to take my finger out? Hey man wake up he's not sleeping I'm just resting my eyes I'm not going to touch them I'm not going to touch them guys don't stop fighting I'll turn this car over everyone okay anyone need anything hello guys this part is off the chain? I'm right oh man W who's winning dad? They keep the score at the bottom of the screen, what's going on? sugar bear sugar bear stop do you want your blanket do you want your blanket to be blank it's blank said it's blank it has a bre best voice night ever can you stay can you stay oh scor sug trig spoil we score we score hey kids, get out of Here, you got a cumulus cloud blowing in from the east, we're about to see something, wait for it, thunder, yeah, honey, it was a great weekend, oh, it's coming, come in, it's just a pass sell the ticket here come on honey come in baby calm down something has to protect the house this is nothing I've seen it oh baby here we go baby today we're going to have a new roof Baby W, how's it going boss?

Boss, this guy definitely has one of those grappling machines at home. What he doesn't know is that he's just my half smoothie. I wonder if he can tell how hard I'm trying. I'm not sure this guy can handle the full shake, but I'm going to give it to him. for him anyway, oh, I feel like he's really trying to squeeze a little harder. I better take this to the next level. I'll be honest, I didn't see it coming. I wonder if I'm shaking. I feel like he might be shaking. Okay let's see if we can find a 6th gear here, come on baby, this guy's grip is ridiculous, he sure had a new level.

Damn, my pinky knuckle exploded. I guarantee you he felt that. I think I felt his pinky knuckle pop. Good. to see you, see you around, man, and absolutely, oh please, dad, no, where did the kids go?, dad, didn't we hire a plumber for this? No, buddy, we don't need a plumber. Your old man has this. No ST, turn it off. the off baby, we don't need an electrician, I saw a YouTube video, yeah, we just have to find a stud here, oh, there it is, this is so easy, uh-oh, oh, that son, get ready for the biggest store in Earth, dad, we come here. every week, yeah, I know, I just like to get ready, come on, I like these, oh, that'll be good, oh, you don't even know what it is, that's a Trant, pretend like a mountain is chasing you, yeah, you could escape easily, remember that we.

I'm only camping for 4 hours, it's not as peaceful as I thought it was going to be here. Leaves of three, leave it, this is poison ivy, it will make you itchy and have a rash. I'm kidding, this is not poison. Ivy, you can eat this, it's for dinner, I'm not sure, but it's somewhere in movie night, Gladiator or Frozen, Frozen, that's what I was hoping you would say, who's ready to play dress up? Well, this Let It Go, hey, who wants? go bass fishing, come on, come on, I didn't know it was available, I was surprised to see you here this morning, oh man, why are you surprised?

Don't you have a son? Do like any day yes, I don't see the relevance there. It took me about four years to get back into exercise after our first child. It might take me all four hours. Well, I'll never let that happen to me. Pleased to meet you. Welcome to the gym. I'm a funny guy, that's me, Stephen. I'm a little hot, let's get ready to roll, say, guys, do you have any donuts? Yes, we have them right here. No, don't worry, don't worry. I got it, oh, oh, okay, hey, Manny, no, no, man, I got it.

I have, I have a couple more, yeah, try to keep your back a little bit. I'll do it tomorrow, try to keep your back, I have more tomorrow, I told you what happened to you, what do you mean? I'm just doing some sit-ups and you'll do it. find your favor and your good and your success, let's think about that for a second, perfect, forget my PR teaching, boring message, eh, no, you have to go back to another way. I'm trying buddy, the remote control ran out of B batteries, someone said? batteries I have some batteries yeah, okay, you know, maybe we'll stick with this game that's on Wow Side Finder for the course, okay, painter's tape, I mean, how much do you have in those pockets?

It's like one of those rare watches, why not? Don't you say it? It's behind your ear. What the heck is this off chain? Hey mom, guess what I have some great news, wait a second Mom, hey, hey, kids. K, honey, are you there? My baby is sleeping, what are we doing? Did I lose you please? Don't tell me you're having another child, I'm sorry, we're having another baby, dad, no one broke up with me, hey, remember when we used to say lucky number 13, well, now it's lucky number 15, listen , I love my grandkids but this is getting ridiculous, I'm not sure you can take care of 15 kids, this new look looks amazing, I have the KE dad, can I play?

Yeah, buddy, uh, sit here. I'll run the drivers and you can see, yeah, clip that clip. That's it, dude, tell your mom to get me a Mountain Dew, baby, this story is so good, baby, it's 2 a.m. m., oh that means I have 4 and a half more hours, guys, let's level up. I think I'm here, what am I? getting it again is a MacBook Pro okay, well, you didn't tell me it was an hour and a half away. I mean we could have gone to the Apple store and bought one, yeah it was $50 off. Hey oh hey hey man you're here. for the laptop, yeah, picking it up for my wife, original, yeah, she's here.

I'll open it if you can transfer the cash. Oh, is this the right key? I don't want to rush you. I'm in a bit of a hurry, so. It's funny that without payment there are no keys, you know what I'm saying, okay, wow, 1700 thanks for the advice. Hey, it wasn't even closed. Luckily, get in there. She is an original brain that whips the new Mac inos. There is no doubt that she will do it to you. True, she was under the impression that she was a MacBook Pro. I will withdraw my money. I'm leaving. Here's the thing. uh all sales are final, not published, but rules are rules, well they're not.

That's the one I have something very special for you up here oh oh oh you know what that is here I'll just collect your things we'll do a little check hey Susan, could you mention it? I think I'm good. I don't want a lady to leave here at least I still have your money. Good thing I got a deal to smoke a pre-filled barrel at a garage sale. Wait, no, how about a nice cold drink? It was much bigger than she thought. No, why are we going? She had done it with my uncle. It should be there in no time, just search for maps and then give us maps.

I don't need the map, your music is terrible anyway, here's a map we make on the left, then we upload the hitch and post every inch is half an hour, so it's about 3 hours and 42 minutes, we're not using the map , okay, get it, come on, sorry, last time the list just said bread. I'm going to need a little more than that. I don't see Miracle Silky Mint Frizz Resistant Volumizing Shampoo hey I know you said you get the toilet paper with the bear but I found one with a three in one man oh shoot it's for men wheat okay that's it well, it's 100% whole grain and only wheat are different I come, I have a panic attack goodbye, see you family, we have this, you know we're good, right?

Yeah, I don't know, all they want is pancakes. I don't even think we have syrup. can be like the microwave oh so I want Hi girls girls Hi dad I think the baby is gone I forgot about the baby Mom is coming back soon Yes you know what I don't poop I'm out Mom's house Mom's house Mom's house Hello Mom, you're gone like a wa here that F is not for me I have to go back to the office I just went to get the B just take it hey man, how's it going with the range?

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