TEARS OF JOY | Markiplier's Adventures 2

that's really creepy. (laughs) Awwww, man. Oh, that's great, heh. D-Damn. My best attempt. Everything is a waste. I bought this fedora for nothing! "I do it!" I do it very hard (chuckles). Oh, there are so many references! I love it! Oh, it's so cool. What's that? Is that a giant ass on the ground? Oh. Oh no, it's a mannequin. I thought they were giant buttocks. Let's see if I can make that face. That was pretty good. No, i do not do it! It is very true. Because they're fucking creepy! "I just hate them." They do not belong!

They are not real! Uh oh. Well, that's not good. Ah! AHHHH!!! (laughs) "Wh-what?!" Oh, that's great! Yeah, you can tell he's been working on it for a long time, because some of these references are from 2014. And I mean, it's great that it's all-encompassing, I'm not saying it's anything. Something bad that takes place a long time ago, but it's so cool. I love everything! HHEEEYYYYY! I do not like that! OOOOOH, no thanks! (laughs) (deep voice) "I'll send you to hell..." Oh, geez! POOOOO-AAAHAHAAA!!! Oh my god, why do they have to shoot blood explosions? That seems unnecessary! I mean...

I'm... I appreciate it. Hwa-hya! No, get out of my way! Wow, FUUUUUCK ME! Well. Ha ha! You can't beat my spam! You can't beat my epic spam! OHHHHH (prolonging the vowel sound) GOD! (screaming) AHHHHHH, I CAN'T GO ON, YES! I did it all! I didn't even stop running the whole way! Nurse! Oh no! It's not the nurse, is it? Oh. What the fuck? (laughs) What the fuck is that? Is that Warfstache? In a nurse costume? (laughs, fake scream) (exaggerated fake scream) Okay, bye! Thank you! I do not know, man. (laughs) Thank goodness I have an infinite amount of explosives... (laughs) whiskers coming out of my nipples!

Ah, man, it would have been better if I could have said it correctly. Heh. Too professional, waaaay too professional. My dark ego? Who is that? Are you talking about... (deep voice) Darkiplier? Hi guys! Oh! That's how it is! Bob in his Dexter suit! Oh I love it! Heh. "Yeah." That's Wade's voice. "Y-Yes." (laughs) Mmm. My nurse, I own her. Oh Jesus! Oh man, guys, that's inappropriate! Oh boy. It was simple sexual harassment, that's what! Aha, yes. WOW! DEMONS! He-he, what kind of hell- Uhhh, okay. Die! (laughing) I'm going to purify them. I'm going to purify them.

No, it sounds more like Wade. (laughs) I love it! I love this! Because I remember all this! That's from Markiplier's Magic Touch! Hello, mmmmmm. Oh hello. Hello. "I've got this..." I've got this! I have it. Am I going to ride MMMM? YES!!! HELL YEAH! OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH POOF LIKES? Oh Lord! Yeah, I don't think they have a chance. I'm pretty sure I've already won. Here we are simply riding into the sunset. It's not really a threat anymore, it's just us. NOOOOOOO! Well, that's one less. Heh. This sure is easy! Yeah! I'm a pro at this!

My mustache tossing skills are amazing! I love pouf! I love pouf! It's the most harmless thing that's ever come out of a video! And yet it is so ubiquitous. An eternity. Poof will never die. Oh, NOW you're starting to have a bit of a challenge, huh? I mean, still not much of a challenge, but SOME kind of challenge. Well, now my fingers are starting to get tired; I shouldn't have wasted my beanbag skills earlier. Uuuhhh! Ooh! MAXIMUM POOFAGE! I think we could have done it. We did it? We did it? Finished? YEAH! (kissing his arms) I did it!

Made! That's it, doneroni! Dino dono! Complete! "Oh Lord!" Ohohohoho! "Well, well, well..." "YOU!!!" Yeah! Oh? Ohohohoho! YEAH! COME ON! GIVE ME YOUR FIST, BROTHER! Don't take that as "punch me, bro!" NO! DOES TINY BOX TINA BELIEVE IN ME, BECAUSE MAYBE THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT? Oh! LET'S DO IT! COME ON! I'm ready! I don't know what I'm doing, but I hope to photograph mustaches. WOW! Oh! Well damn... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that was easy. (laughs) (in Darkiplier's voice) AH, MY MASTER PLAN! (normal voice) Why is everything working wrong? WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh... M-Maybe. Maybe a little. Ooh, nooo. Oh no. (laughing) Oh boy!

Oh no! Wait, am I... am I going here? No. No, apparently I don't! That's... Oh, God. Apparently I don't do that, because that would be stupid! What is this? What am I doing? AM I ABOUT TO TAKE OFF MY SOCKS? Oh! I don't think I can make that leap! HUP! NO! Oh, I know what I have to do! I have it, I have it. I have to hit this giant rock testicle. POOOOOOO!!!! Oh. Good. Oh. Oh. Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! (laughs) I'm Luciplier?! With... a mustache and chest hair, is that what I'm seeing? Yes, I'll try it anyway.

I will do the best I can. OH BOY! Oh no, is it his ankle or his ball sack? Oh no, it's his arm, okay. Wow, look at those ABS. ABS for DAYS, Abs for YEARS, Abs for MILLENNIA! Oh my God! I don't know where I'm going, but I hope- I hope, uh- I hope I know what I'm doing and, and, IT'S GOOD THAT EVERYONE IS HELPING ME FROM A DISTANCE, LOCKED IN THOSE CAGES. HA! Alright, here we go. Well, I guess I'm bravely running away. Oh shit! Shit, dude! OH SHIT! AHHHHHH! YEAH! Oh shit! Oh fuck!

Oh god yes! Oh hell yes! AFWOOSH! AHHHHHHHH! YEAH! KILL THEM! KILL US DEAD! STAB HIM IN HIS DICK! YEAH! UP TO THE BUTT! STAB HIS BUTT! Oh shit! "You have been purified!" AHHHAHAHUAAAHHH! Oh... Oh-Oh, no! I didn't know you were all at risk here! Uh... Ah. AWWW, NO! Tina, don't cry! Awwww... That's so sweet. I'M NOT DEAD, YES! EVERYONE, CHEER UP! Awwww... Hee-hee! Awww! Awwwwwwhahaawww! Awww Oh whoops! I interrupted Tiny Box Tim's celebration there. Oh! Apparently I'm ascending! GOODBYE EVERYBODY! BYE BYE! WOOOOOOOO!!! I WAS NEVER ALIVE TO START- Oh, wait. No, here we go. Oh. Oh shit.

Damn, friend. Ooh. Aww... That's really... That was good... I liked it. I loved it. It was ok. Oh man, I'm so glad I finished it. It was so good. Oh, I liked that. "Congratulations Mark! You've made it through your second adventure... through a comic? Really? Well, things seem to get weirder every day. Anyway, you overcame a lot of obstacles, and yourself in three ways. But does that mean it's over? You can be sure from now on... but the final chapter of your adventure awaits you... To be continued." Oh yeah! Please! Oh Lord! Ehhh! Geez *sniff* Oh man, I'm being- I'm being a fool.

But that's so good, I love it so much, it's great! It means a lot that these things are done! Yes, John J. Howell, JeffKlyer14. He is an amazing artist and just... dedicated to this! Because I can say that, you know, this started a long time ago, but I'm so happy that it's finally finished, because... it means a lot that this was here, and it means a lot that you. 'You know, these things exist and, you know, I can see the voice of the community through things like this. And I can see... I can see how you imagine what I do through things like this.

And, you know, that really... you know, that makes me very happy, knowing that it's... it's, um... it's- it- it- it comes like this, and-and-and "MST3Kman", musketeer man, I think it is. It's just... it's fucking amazing. I remember, all, all the... and, you know, they did it, and... you know, I- I... and I remember all the... because, for five years, you see a lot of things and you know a lot of people, and, you know... *sniff* I do remember! I remember, you know, I remember... er, I remember. Uh, yeah, I want to see a message from the game's creator, of course I do. "Thank you for playing my game.

I hope to one day follow my dreams as a cartoonist, game designer, and gamer. Mark, you inspired me to be a better person and I wouldn't be anywhere now if that were the case." It's for you and your fans. Even if the person reading this isn't Mark, I really appreciate your support. If you are willing to check out my content, feel free to subscribe to my YouTube channel, JeffKyler14, and my gaming channel. JeffKyler14Games (SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW. WATCH. NOW.) Much love, I'll see you in the next video ~John J. Howell. And that's really cool! Because... it's what it represents, in a lot of what happened in MY life and, over time, how my videos have affected people.

And that's what's really cool! That's what I love! And that's what I love about these games, and what they show me, the things I've done and the way they've touched people, I mean, it's very important me, so... *sniff* Just I wanted to thank, uh, JeffKyler14, subscribe to his YouTube channels, follow him on Twitter, send him all the love in the world for these things, because these creative things that are... made for me! Like... hours and hours and hours of work, dedicated to me, like... I- I feel bad, because I don't see them... Like, I don't see them all, and I want and want to know them all, and it's very It's important that everything is there, so...

Just, thank you all so much for being here, and thank you all so much for showing it to me and reminding me. Me, of... of the things I've done and the person I've become, because I never want to lose sight of that. And it's something that I've reinvigorated myself in these last few months, and I'm very happy to be back where I was. And I'm really happy to be doing this again, so... I'll finish this before I cry too much *clears throat* So thank you so much everyone for watching, thank you everyone who's ever made art for me or They played a game for me.

I want to know about this. There's a DeviantART group that's been around for as long as I've been on YouTube, I'll put a link to all of this in the description. If you have art I want to see it, if you have a game you made I want to see it. I may not make a video about everything, you know, but... I just want to, I want to see it, you know? So, thank you everyone for watching, thank you everyone who's done anything over the years, and thank you for... sticking with me for so long. There is a great history on this channel and I am very proud of everything that has been done.

Because it means a lot to me! So... Thank you all so much for watching. And as always, see you... In the next video. BYE BYE! *final music plays*