Who Was The Dumbest Person You Ever Met? (r/AskReddit)

Who was the

dumbest

person

you've

ever

met? How did you know I was a cook a few years ago on this particular busy night? We ran out of lobster mac and cheese. This waitress couldn't understand how this was possible and she kept nagging and nagging. disbelief I was upset to the point that I told him the reason for this was that there was a shortage of people with hands small enough to milk lobsters, tiny nipples, chickens, a worldwide shortage of lobster milk to make that dish. I had to be honest with her. her when she started telling the customers this and they demanded to speak to a manager.

I went to high school with this guy who probably had about three brain cells. He was a stereotypical redneck. Here's a list of the stupid things he did that I can mention. Off the top of my head during a music class where we had a work period, a quartet project, he asked the teacher if he could go make up a test he had missed earlier that week for a different class, the teacher said Yes, he left the room and entered the bands. instrument storage room took a nap and then got really mad at the teacher for not letting him make up the test in the same music class we had to use GarageBand to create a soundtrack for something and there were some guidelines we had to follow instead to follow the rules. guidelines this kid just filled the timeline with random loops admitted to doing it and then tried to argue with the teacher about his grade for the project 20% tried to become a soundcloud rapper recorded his mixtape in the school bathroom then deleted it about three weeks later because

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yone made fun of him for it, the only line I really remember was from a diss track where he said roasted in a pan with ovens, started fights with four different people and got his ass kicked three times a day. only guy who didn't beat him.

Above he was two years younger, 6 inches, 15cm shorter and probably around 80lbs 36kg lighter. A fight started because someone made an incest joke about him and his cousin. The other was because someone made fun of him for the aforementioned line from his mixtape. because someone was calling him by his rapper name, his initials, which was apparently disrespectful because the other guy didn't know his middle name and one was because he was flirting with a girl who already had a boyfriend, he was bragging about having his own tractor but he refused. to show someone some pics a few weeks later someone finally convinced him to show pics, he was a damn lawnmower.

He was caught watching Peter in class on his school laptop, he responded by hitting it to break the screen. He tried out for the baseball team one year. he couldn't go back for a fly ball without falling on his butt. He missed the slave pitch during batting practice and got mad at the coach for not letting him on the team. My friend wanted me to try whole wheat pasta. I explained to him that I am allergic. to wheat, she said to try it because it's not wheat, it's whole wheat, just say you're completely allergic to whole wheat.

My old boss was worried that the island of Manhattan would sink with all the extra New Year's visitors at ball drop, he thought. Islands float and when he found out that wasn't true, he found it so funny that he told everyone the story about how she was later fired for withholding a raise from someone on his team because he wouldn't take her advances. romantic about him. text messages to prove it. I remember a guy I knew in high school who put money in a vending machine and then his item didn't come out, then he put more money in the machine and two of the items he wanted came out and then he exclaimed, "okay." two for one man I remember a guy in high school who would put money in the vending machine and then sell the item for less money because he thought what he made a profit was once my now ex-girlfriend was watching Maury Povich one of those paternity test episodes with the classic moment you're not the father and she turns to me and says if we ever have a baby and I find out I'm not the mother I'll kill you, thank goodness we don't end up reproducing you just bring home a baby randomly congratulations dear, we have had a son.

She was working in a retail store at the time and this lady comes in and asks me to tell her when 10am is. and a quarter. She needs to take a bus. We were going slow, so I did it. 10:15 a.m. arrives. m. and I tell her, so she leaves her things and she runs off to catch the bus. Five minutes later, she returns with a frown and then lectures me about how to tell time, how much the quarter twenty-fifth is, and why. Could you tell me that a quarter past ten is 10:15? Hey, it's 10:25 a.m. m. tell her her bus is late today it will be $3 to 11.

An 11th grade teacher taught me science and believed that tattoos were genetically inherited. I bought a new high-powered BB gun and we had just shot it in the backyard when he pointed the barrel in my face and pulled the trigger several times. I tell him to stop being an idiot and he just laughs and says she's not loaded. he puts the cannon in his mouth and shoots a ball straight through his tongue and into his uvula. I asked a temp at work to weigh a couple of lever files for shipping. She came back and told me it was 65 kilograms.

I asked her if it was possible that she weighed six point five kilograms, but she insisted that she was not. We argued about it for a good five minutes. It wasn't until I asked her how much she weighed, 59kg, that she finally made these two little folders impossible. He weighed more than her. She had a girl that she worked with at McDonald's. The sweetest it could be, but denser than the concrete on which the store stood. Two moments stand out to me. One. She thought the Great Wall of China was in Arizona. Two. She firmly believed that North was in either direction.

We were looking at the time I had a boss who told me that she never saved leftovers from a meal because that's how polio started all that pre-cooked food in the supermarket I made fun of all the polio a girl in my class in high school really thought that people had landed on the Sun, their explanation for this belief was to insist that the Moon and the Sun are made of the same matter, well, but with protons, neutrons and electrons you can build a lot of nonsense with that, although a friend Mine is a sweet guy but he is overweight. and bald and, frankly, not very attractive in the face, well, one day he lets us know that he met a girl and she could be the one who is in her twenties for reference.

Well, I met some of the Jules he's connected to. in the past so I wasn't expecting much, I finally met this girl and she is incredibly beautiful and has an amazing body. I talked to her for a while and she is super friendly and outgoing. I'm excited for my guy, he found the best thing he'll ever find anyway the night goes on and the new couple starts talking about their plans for an upcoming trip to New Mexico and she starts telling us how excited she is because she's never been before to another country. I laughed a little.

A little bit and I realized that she was very serious. My friend just looked at me and shook his head and I knew that he knew she was dumb as a damn rat, but she was her dumb and damn rock because he helped her get her passport. I worked with a woman. who would be constantly on her phone but if she left him he would think it would be someone else's. She legitimately spent 20 minutes looking for her phone believing the phone in front of her was another coworker and finally noticed her. She said she was his, I don't know how she survived over 50 years when I was in the Air Force.

I was the head trainer certifier in my unit. When a new

person

showed up, I would watch them do the work and answer any questions. common questions, etc. and when I felt they were ready, I would sign saying they were qualified. This all happened after they finished a six-week school learning the job. It took the 73 soldiers I trained on average three days to complete this. Then there was one guy who I took under my wing non-stop for a whole month. One day he had messed up something and we corrected it without much problem. The next day, he did it right, but then he messed up something else. the next day he got the first thing wrong we had corrected note he has a step by step checklist in his hand listing everything that needs to be done and in what order to do it after a month of this I thought there was nothing I was able to do for him maybe it was my teaching method so I handed him over to my viewer, they spent another three weeks together until he finally certified a month and a half to learn what should have taken three days personally.

I really liked that the boy had done it. a good heart didn't give up after setbacks and probably the funniest non-comedian I've ever met was a bit of a dork when it came to the job (the job was refueling airplanes, which is actually about two degrees harder than filling up your car). . a chimpanzee could do it and probably learn in less time Missy, our friend, I hope you are still doing well. I like how nice you are about it and how you acknowledge that I was a good guy to a lot of people, I just look down on those who aren't. as skilled as they are, good for you, a girl in my high school art class thought there was only one part of the cow called meat when we explained to her that meat is the muscles, she freaked out and became a vegetarian.

A girl in my second year of high school who thought there were six months in a year. She was very nice, but she was very surprised and confused when we tried to correct her. The white girl didn't think she could get pregnant because the guy was Mexican. I swear on my life. The car's dashboard says 40 miles to e. my car says that in 40 miles it will go east half of my science class thought the international space station was just a building on earth it's the international ground station my wife wanted to meet up with an old friend from school who hadn't seen for about twenty years we went to dinner and he brought his wife, who he met two months ago, who was a male artist and had two kids, he was white, she was black and he spent the whole night trying to start criticizing at people for making racist comments about their relationship behind their backs weren't when we finally started talking, he told me about nine jump points that exist to get off the ground.

I thought to myself, oh boy, a flat earther. I'd never met a real one before, but no, that's not what I was talking about. It would have been much better than what I was talking about. He said that there are nine jump points on Earth that are essentially wormholes to other planets and that there is one in New York City that goes to Mars and that the American government has already colonized and is hiding it from the people and He was very serious. I know a guy who vaped mercury because of a challenge from everything in this thread.

This is the most interesting. My friend and former running mate legitimately believed he was just a cat. he had a hole because they urinated and defecated and had sex and Cie through a hole. I understand that some birds, reptiles and fish had clickers, but he has three cats as mammals and he also refuses to neuter them because he believes it is unhealthy, they come in constantly. and out of the heat, screaming and writhing miserably throughout the apartment that didn't allow pets, they're inside. Casts are not suitable for having a pet of any kind. They thought dinosaurs were fictitious.

I met a grown woman who thought dinosaurs never existed. They are a hoax that is being perpetuated over time by scientists who try to be in on the joke Your main argument in favor of this point If the dinosaur bones are real tell me why it is only one paleontologist who keeps finding the bones I know a guy who thinks about the major he drinks denies the negative health effects of his Packard a smoking habit I remember reading an essay for a freshman my roommate liked was by Jonathan Swift a modest but somehow So this freshman didn't realize the opening was satire.

The lines on the paper are etched in my memory. Eating children would not be a good thing. In fact, we could say it would be bad. A girl in my class asks the teacher if other countries also have moons. My best friend asked me this when I moved. to Europe she asked me if I could see the moon there or if it only existed for the US my first girlfriend thought you had to study for an STD test she was very pretty I was currently working with this person I didn't know there was detergent other than tide was washing his clothes with down and was wondering why the stains weren't coming out made a legal right turn from the left lane in front of two different coworkers at different times at the age of 20 had already totaled seven cars received complaints from customers that she was constantly on the phone and tried to hide it when the manager was around left a nasty lint roller on thecounter covered in fake hair.

I hate fish. I have never eaten fish other than fish fingers. He asks how old I am the next day. He asks me if I was alive in the 90's he doesn't know his address or what city he lives in they didn't believe me California has snow described how he once made tacos and put water in it and it turned into meat soup customers said they lived in the boondocks He handed his post to a coworker saying why do people here live in the sound system Australia is part of the United States. He got confused in Alaska somehow he thought the Haitian was half Asian half black.

Her co-worker brought a cake and told her something new. girl, he made it, she believed him despite the price tag and retail packaging, these are all things she told me or she was within earshot of. I wish she was making this up. A girl at my high school didn't know she could get pregnant with semen. A guy at work told me that Benjamin Franklin was the one hundredth president because he's on the one hundred dollar bill. I mean, we're only on day 45, so he could be right. One day we hide a girl. A couple of years ago I told her where she was.

The manager's office was her first day. The second day she asked me where the manager's office was, so I walked her to the door. The third day she asks me where she is. Again our manager scolded the girl who trained our new recruits for not teaching them the job properly. The coach took out her phone and showed the manager a photo of the girl with the uniform inside out and said look at this, this new girl is untrainable and was fired about three weeks later for stealing the product because she thought she I had received it for free because I was an employee.

A friend of mine still believes that cancer is invented by big pharmaceutical companies. I live in South of Spain. I once met a girl from the United States who was here. on some kind of exchange program when I asked her if she liked Spain so far, she said: I love it. I just don't know why it took so long for the plane to get here. I mean, we're a little bit below Mexico. I don't know. I didn't know where the flight was too long, so I told her we were in Europe and she didn't believe me.

Her answer with Europe can't be that everyone speaks Spanish, so we must be somewhere near Mexico, I'm sure she was in college. I still don't know why I'm also Spanish. The number of times I've experienced this is stupid. At least three people I met thought Spain was in Mexico. I have geography and in third period this kid thinks there are two Floridas. Florida FlowRider proves that my ex-sister-in-law is without a doubt the

dumbest

person I have ever met. There are literally a ton of incredibly stupid things she's said over the years, but I'm going to use the one she almost slapped the taste out of his mouth.

I had my first child back in 2001 and while I was pregnant she asked me if I was going to breastfeed to which I said yes, then she even asked me if it was a girl and I said Of course, she then proceeded to tell me that it is perfectly fine to breastfeed. to boys, but doing it to girls is creepy and could turn the girl into a lesbian because they feel her breasts and they will remember it and want to say that intimately that she was stunned. because of her thought processes a euphemism I asked her what she thought people did before formula was invented, she said cow's milk and before baby bottles were invented it was a rag soaked in cow's milk .

She notes on the side that she had three daughters and she did not allow her husband to change her diapers or bathe them. I worked with a woman with a daughter, not only did she not let her husband bathe her daughter or change her diapers, but she never left her alone with him, she claimed that all men were perverts by default, they couldn't help it. I've always wondered what happened to her in her past to make her think she's sad. While visiting the Lincoln Memorial I ran into an older couple discussing the Gettysburg Address inscription on the walls, the woman asked the man what he was referring to and if it was about the United States and the man said something to the effect of No, this couldn't be about the United States, we never had slaves here in our country, it must be about what happened in country X, these were two Americans I went to school with.

Girl who legitimately thought Nine Stroke 11 was made by German Nazis. Someone asked me twice if Japanese was a real language in high school. No, it was just invented by weirdly dedicated crybabies. I was working in a grocery store over a decade ago. I wouldn't call. the boy became dumb because he just didn't know he was funnier than he was new and the manager asked him to look into the store when he asked him what he could do. looking means making sure the aisles look nice and orderly and that the product is pulled forward and visibly in front of you as you walk down the aisle, the child couldn't be found until someone told the manager that one of the workers was standing in the parking lot in front of the store.

I'll never forget that, to be fair, he followed it. instructions literally she had a Disneyland mug with Ronald's name on it she thought she just picked out a mug with the name you like and not your real damn name. I love this and I wanted to be something that the big snake visited you. corn, will be blessed with calluses in the eternities to come, but only if you comment, make me snake, if you are new to the channel, you can subscribe. I post new videos every day until then, watch another video or don't have a great day magnificent people