Instagram Controls My Daughter’s Morning Routine

Today my

daughter

Salish lets Instagram control 10 rounds of her

morning

routine

. Every crazy idea she has, she drench me in extra sticky Nickelodeon slime for every round. I'll have two pieces of paper that you can see and Salish can't, one is her normal

morning

routine

. one is an Instagram suggestion: what's the first thing you usually do? brush my teeth, yeah, oh no, so it could be like toothpaste or mustard, yeah, okay, hurry up, oh no, there you go, it's not even disgusting. I use this on board, oh my gosh. I think that's enough no, I'm afraid, it tastes better, my lips are cleaning fine, it's okay, I'm fine, I don't know who suggested that, but that's not a good way to brush your teeth, say right now, you'll have to do it .

Pick your least favorite or most favorite outfit and wear it for the rest of the day. I don't even know if that's in my closet. That's too bad. Imagine wearing pajamas all day. I love this outfit so much I bought it with Peyton and it's literally my favorite outfit this is a great decision Amy my shake instant change wait it worked it's so much easier if Salish can change me too. I have to find a shirt, they are so different, deep black, a little lighter, black, very faded black, screaming black, shiny black, yes. I'm going to go with this one.

I'm going to do whatever you tell me to do because in the end, if I do them all, then I can include my dad in every morning routine, there's skincare, okay, I'll do it. this one I guess your dad's skincare routine no yeah come on dad let's go for my daily skincare routine all I do is wash my face with this and moisturize with this but for my dad I have everything planned for him, let's find out Avocado face mask makes skin look younger. I have a big surprise for Salish later he will see her best friend Nadal, will she hit him or date him?

Wait and see first. I'm going to mash and the avocado, be careful when cutting it then it's a teaspoon. of rolled oats, but I don't think a teaspoon is enough, there were too many, so I took some out and this is what it looks like now. Now that I'm putting this clay in, I can usually give my dad facials, but not with food, so thank you for telling him to do this because he would never say yes. Oil. Wow, now a witch hazel that they call witch hazel because the person who discovered it was a witch named Hazel.

We did a good amount of this. Smells. Too bad, oh, that lemon juice, never mind the lime juice, it seems like avocado masks are great because the avocado hydrates the oatmeal soup and exfoliates and the lime juice I think protects you from wrinkles. I think now is the time to put this on my dad. I'm not ready for this you have your cucumbers for your eyes your aromatherapy facial cleanser and your mask first I'm cleaning your face with toner okay, aren't you very gentle with this, yes, yes, oh, that has to smell, oh wow. right in my mouth, okay, all clean, that was already rough, wow, ew, what's that, oh, what's that? oh no, my nose, this looks so good, dad, you won't have any more wrinkles, that's really what makes this, uh, us.

We'll see, okay, now we'll let this sit for 25 minutes. It's all over my face, dad, my hands right now. I'm putting cucumbers in your eyes. You're okay, stay safe. It is a success. Maybe I should do this more often. no and this is going on funny pictures of dad no you're not going to take a picture now did she just take a picture sandy oh no my skin good time for the next challenge? okay, what is it? I don't know, Ron just handed it to me I have cucumbers in my eyes damn celebrities uh oh first I think I'm going to do Jenna Ortega oh I dressed like it like Adams let me text her I did the dance and you're so good that It was so hard oh that's sweet I promise I won't take this mask off until we have 15 million subscribers.

Well, I'll probably break that promise, but could you guys subscribe anyway? Next up is Millie Bobby Brown. I like her skincare brand. I'm even making one. That? You mean you're making one? What are you talking about? Say it, what did you just do? You sent him a photo. A sight. You didn't just send a photo of me like that to Milly Bobby Brown too late. Please say yes. don't open the next Rihanna I loved your halftime show your baby shouldn't be called Salish which keeps your name right in the first place no one can pronounce it yesterday I was at a competition and they said celicia is a strap or salicia or Salish that's true I have a Hudson thing that's active right now Charlie Demilia Queen don't say that no no no no wait Salish, did you really say kill Queen to Charlie?

Yeah, and that's all you said, yeah, wow, oh, I know I'm going to say, buy yourself flowers. What does that last mean on the DMO tracker? Okay, okay, it's a pleasure talking to you. We'll check back later and see if anyone can respond. Okay, we can take off that mask. Now you sent this to Milly Bobby Brown, oh yeah. I did well, challenge, do I look younger? That is the question. His skin looks so shiny. Can you comment below? Tell me if it made any difference, because if it did, I'll start doing it like six times a day.

Salish is all over her. do and that's good because at this time of day she usually does there, she does gymnastics, you have two options, okay, I have to wear something fun, we'll see you do that, which gave you your full gymnastics conditioning at Target, this it's my five step conditioning routine first dumbbell pushups because it was pretty close we almost got arrested yeah come on come on next are push ups next scissors next burpees looks like we're buying jump ropes ropes for We don't have official permission for this, but we'll buy them, mine is so long, dad, this isn't going to work, okay, you're on your own, I guess, how did this become my conditioning by myself?

Excuse me, I'm sorry, this won't hurt you, you think I had it in me. You want to keep calling me old, look at this, how are you? give me one to ten that's pretty good I'm pretending I'm not tired right now okay you can go because I'm going to fall apart and I don't want you To see that good work bye okay we can break up because I'm getting tired but I don't want to admit it, okay, you have to see that, right? After conditioning, sometimes I like to run, come on, how did they tie me up?

In this, why do I have to do this too? Why are you running so fast? Be careful, we're going to crash into people. Ok, dokie, let's go in that direction. Excuse me, excuse me, we're just going to run at Target. I think we're done, why? Am I so tired because you're old? I don't think this is the most flattering angle for me and it's breakfast time. Okay, um, what's bad? Well, you've done it before and you didn't like it, uh, oh, no. He pauses, I'm just saying pick one and see what happens, oh god, she's lucky today, she's fine, let's make a smoothie, oh wait tiger, what is it?

You'll find out, make breakfast with one hand, yeah, I guess let's start making my smoothie I'm going to make raspberry and banana this is the movie I make every day I don't always eat Masai evil oh boy okay enough is enough I get scared when he does this with both hands I don't measure out some raspberries first this is much harder with one hand this isn't easy okay I usually puree it this is one of my favorite combinations this is inspected my favorite breakfast is smoothie bowls acai or a protein bar the only food I put in my smoothie is like strawberries or raspberries water and a banana before breakfast say you have to choose how you eat it the hand stands out I don't know I can't stand on my head I don't know, yes, this will work.

I've never done. I said it before, but okay, say, would you be safer if you just did that on the ground? Not a gymnast. Please don't judge my form because since I've been on the pine I drink like a milkshake. Okay, I'll be here in case you don't. Wait, you have to drink it all Dad, what is that? You know what she needs, but she might end up finding out. I think she needs five minutes to rest. We'll be back. Teenagers definitely need more sleep at night. What do you want here? at Starbucks a pink drink something like that The pink drink is one of the options What is a small black coffee like?

Oh no, the last time you tried black coffee you loved it. I made one. Greetings. Thank you so much. Instagram. Can I have a black decaf? coffee ice is that for you unfortunately, yeah, and let's see what you think is good, do this. I didn't see it coming, so a year ago when you were with Thrawn and drank the coffee, it was gross, but now it's good, she's a teenager. no dad, stop no, don't stop it, no, what is your least favorite hairstyle? look back or space flight, okay, it's you, red, white and blue. I choose you, oh, thank you first.

I brush my hair and get rid of all the knots. Listen to this. It's very satisfying now that everything was rushed first. I'm going to use this dry shampoo it gives me more volume and makes my hair smell really good and I think it holds the curl a little better I use this heat protection this just makes sure my hair doesn't get too damaged so I just brush it out I spend at least 20 minutes a day brushing my hair or else it's going to get really tangled. I like to leave the ends a little straight. I think it makes it look much prettier while my hair purrs.

I'll answer some of your guys' questions. No. It's no wonder you have a lot of questions about the needle and I'll answer that last one if I wasn't a gymnast I'd be a gymnast. I could not live without gymnastics I think I should be 15 to start dating What do you think? I used to live in New York and now I live in California and I miss the rain in New York. I really like stranger things but I don't watch many TV shows my favorite photo of my brother is probably this horse. I have very bad allergies right now and am taking some medications but it doesn't seem to be working.

Do they have allergies? Now let's answer something complete. questions do you love needle as a friend? I think I need everyone to like me. I don't know how to ask. I have myself and I need everyone to kiss me. No, although in the Valentine's Day video we were pretty close. I like to brush my hair after curling it. because then it just makes them looser, this side didn't really curl, but hey, time to see if anyone answered, no, no one answered the next challenge, nail polish, what's it like?, gross colors? You see, okay, poop a friend's nails.

It's time for a nail polish competition between my

daughter

Sailors and Asala, each one chooses a color for the fleshless nails and in the end Mila will determine the winner, bring it on sale, it's okay, you can choose the one you want because I'm still not there. You're not my best friend, you always win. I like this one. I think I chose the wrong color. I think we should switch because she knows the sandwich is on that side. It's me. Fireworks here. You make me mess up too. I hope you try Glitter. Mommy no Mila loves the Colorado sound effect I know Mimi do you like the lighter pink or the lighter darker pink aren't you going to be solid if you lose?

You have to share my consequence, which is a bucket of Nickelodeon slime, you're a part of it right now. from Santa Lucia's morning routine today she's filming a blindfolded challenge with the Anazal family oh this is rolling the days here it's time for Mila to choose you're going down you're going down well meaning of the truth you're going to tell us what hand you like tomorrow, okay, one, two, three, which one mommy, I'm not going to have slime, yeah, they're hitting you on your own, good job, buddy, there's another Instagram on there and if she does that one, I get slime, The latter has nothing to do with it.

What to do with sailor morning routine, but you asked so much, we will do it, should I trust you or not? Yes, Jeff, yes, yes, she's fine, yes, what does she know? She always wanted to do it. Don't even lie, were you afraid of this? yes, yes, what was the other option? Wait, no, oh, I like that option, no, I'm not okay, guys, let's go to our date. We will make a video about that date and post it very soon, so stay tuned, my daughter agrees to go. on her first date and they smear me in the same video, shocking system, wait and let's go to the Kids Choice Awards, maybe we'll have slime there, okay, ready, not three, two, one, oh, come on, come on, court.