Duck Dynasty: Willie and His Brothers Train to be Firefighters

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chacos hey

willie

, how have you been, oh, i've been great, oh man, he's laughing, it's chief simmons, now well, you got it, boss giggles, i've known laughs since the eighth grade, hey, boss giggles, Uh, what's up? We are good friends and they like to joke with each other about things, remember that time I gave you that atomic underwear, I remember those good old days, good old days, well I can joke about that. Laughter has never had much of a sense of humor, which is ironic given his nickname. What is that cage? You burned down the pancakes, yeah you burned down the factory, get out of my way buddy, I wanna put on the suit and go put out some fires.

Oh, I'll tell you what you're more than welcome to. We will prepare some drills. You all go through some of our agility tests. Let's do this. We don't need to do exercises. This would be a good test of our manhood. Jeff. You failed the test of manhood when you wore that blouse. This is a really nice shirt. Hey. Hey guys, what's up? Are you ready to see if you have what it takes? I don't know, oh we have what it takes. Son, every young boy considers becoming a firefighter at some point in his life. I have some forms that you all have to fill out there are a lot of things I like the big trucks the cool team the possibility of you being on a calendar uh-oh there are a lot of pages here thank you sir I didn't even read it I don't care you don't I even know what you're signing, just sign the stupid paper.

What they don't tell you is all the paperwork you have to complete now. I feel like it's my fiduciary responsibility to let you know that he just signed something saying that he didn't have any mental condition. you're acting fiduciary that's stupid i have a lot of birds here they like it here they're called firebirds understand it the problem i see here is extremely dangerous high risk activities this says dangers jeff you just signed dangers just sign your The type of paper, the dismemberment and misfortunes are in capital letters and in bold, friend, let's be farmers for a day, come on, shaking almost everything I have, an illness, a serious injury, an emotional trauma or a possible death, and you don't need to worry.

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who care, okay, whatever, okay, against my better judgment, I'm signing, I'm going to trust you because you fired me. Okay, let's get dressed up and shoot something, okay guys, I want to introduce you all here. nosy boss he's going to work with all of you on this course showing you how to do everything let's see what you did right our first order of business is to get on the sled here you have to pretend to cut a hole in the roof with this you have to drive it about 24 inches you will proceed from there, where that hose is, right there, you're going to grab that nozzle and bring it over here, past these two cones, once you get past those cones, come. over here and you grab the doll and drag it down, okay, who's going to go first?

Let me show you how to do this son, okay station one, do it Jeff, come on son, being the youngest in the family is hard when you're a kid, when that siren goes off, you go, okay, come on, good luck, come on. , but one day you look up. Two

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get a little older and a lot more out of shape again. Come on, come on, come on, and I'm in my. main, okay, little break, fires, don't take breaks, son, but jeff doesn't look very good, he's done, I didn't know, I didn't know the next victim was going to be so intense, I'm going to beat his time and No I'm going to throw up sometimes I throw up I know these guys have a shitty hard job.

Can we do some easier exercises? It makes me a little nauseous just thinking about it. Come on, you're almost there. Come on, that's not all. about putting out fires, going into burning houses, there are other things we can do, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, where's the old man?, get the cat out of the tree or a false alarm. You know, things like that. Why, Willie, are you next? Get yourself something. I had a big breakfast what I ate a big breakfast you're just afraid you're not going to beat me he's not even timing it he's not trying to find a smart way to quit smoking I hadn't stretched yet there are people burning in this building You left people burning in the building, come on man, I have a stretching process.

Looks like you're stretching those pants. I vomit a lot. Don't talk about vomiting. I could really throw it away. Hey, you all did good, guys. work, okay, what's next boss, everyone ready to see some fire, hell, yeah, yeah, come on, jace, show them some fire, come on, it's time to shoot, let's get to the real thing, now we'll do next one, okay guys. In fact, we are going to fight a fire here, a lot of fire will spread to the back of here, so you have a way to put it out, so don't leave your post, be very careful because when this fire leaves here.

Now you may not have a beard anymore huh, are you ready, well, I don't know, oh, good green, we have some heat here, there he goes like a redneck. I can safely say that when it comes to fire, we're usually the ones who set the fire jace you're missing the fire put it in the hole you definitely won't put them out this thing has a mind of its own here doesn't it, you're almost doing it right yeah You hit the fire, you know it's a little too loud maybe that's why Jase is having such a hard time with this, grab it, put it out, put it out, put it out, I mean, he's never set the warehouse on fire, but he's started it. several forest fires, Andrew, come put out that fire. for me, please show me how it's done, you're a terrible leader, it's called teamwork, it's much better than you, experience does a lot of that, it's much better, hey, we should meet later, make a schedule, okay, gentlemen, welcome to our rappel. tower, this is a high angle rope rescue, it doesn't look very high from here but once you get to the top it will look very high, well it looks quite high, it seems quite high to me, yes this may be the only exercise I didn't do. prepared for this this seems a little dangerous it's a little dangerous I'm just glad I participated in all the other exercises because if I had been the guy who had been making excuses all day, are any of you afraid of heights? fix that today I would find it quite difficult to get out of last that's why we emphasize safety because your life could end here oh shit that's a disappointment that's not going to happen I can almost almost promise you it's almost promising that worries me a little bit, but is this really dangerous oh yes, it is extremely dangerous oh shit if you fall oh, there is a high chance that you will die, but there is a chance to survive well, can we?

I'm not sure about anything, so who wants to go first? I will go. I'm really not afraid. It's not so much that I want to rappel down a five-story building. Really. If you're sure? Yes. Look, I know I have. Exactly, I participated a lot today and the guys are going to criticize me for the rest of my life. Hey, if something happens to him, I have the right to his truck. Okay, you can keep the truck because I guess that means I'll be the new CEO. You're not going to be the CEO, you're not going to be here, yeah, I'm not going to die, so of all the exercises, the one where gravity does all the work sounds like a good one to volunteer for, okay, we're ready Oh.

I'm ready, ready to roll, come on, are you ready, yes, I'm ready, I'm ready, come on, let's do it, come on, I'm ready, this, this hand here is the one that's going to control your speed, okay, okay, The further you pull it, the faster you'll go, so hold it tight, hold it back and you'll stop, okay, you're ready to go to the top. The last firefighter challenge of the day is a repellent wall and like an idiot I volunteer, let's do it. He is nervous. I mean, from time to time I may have had a slight fear of heights, come on Lily, I'm not going to do it, man, don't ruin this, shut up, jump, squawk, shut up, but I'm pretty sure you already I overcame Now okay, so is there a door or a staircase?

How can I get through? Yeah, right on top of that shitty rail. We are high. Can you see the hospital from there? In fact, now I can. Now you know where you're going. Be quiet. I can shoot. Upstairs, okay, don't ruin this, shut up, but if we had some treats down here for him, he'd come down faster. oh uh-oh, that's it I just need to motivate him, just lie down, just tell me when you're not leaving. leaning back, I'm sure you got it, yeah, well, lean over, just lean over, here it comes, today was a great day, oh shit, okay, you're doing great, you sure got me, I got to fulfill two of my dreams from childhood oh you're doing great shut up jess have you watched your parents i still have to be a firefighter for a day he has a condition acrophobia that's where you're afraid of heights i have another condition with that underpants and i have to see willie gets the biggest wedgie in the history of wets oh shit, life can't get much better than this I can't move I can't move uh-oh it's stuck I'm stuck obviously you chose the wrong exercise to volunteer for the kids Alright guys, Let's go look for it.

I'm stuck right hand down next to you. He is trapped. Let's film this good idea. I'll be like the reporter. I'm rolling trying one, two, three. I'm stuck here. Have. a developing situation, this is jace live, what are you recording with that phone? We just got confirmation that his vitals are fine, shut up, there have been rumors that he might have peed his pants. I'll get down from here. I'm going to kick. His ass, this is Jace signing, what kind of ninja move is this? They know what they're going to do is turn to the wall, film this, oh yeah, don't film me, he's in total control of Willie, right in his head, uh-. oh, this is awkward, I think my firefighter days are over, all the people who defied gravity, I never thought it would be Willy and the first thing you think is that maybe Old Giggles hasn't forgiven me for that atomic underpants and that's why .

I say well done sir, that's a wedgie, he'll never forget the atomic tip of the handkerchief, we're so proud of you, Willie, okay, who's next? Look, I'm not hungry and all this excitement, what about you, yeah? Hungry, yes I do, we'll go back to the station, have some roast chicken and ribs, Willie, I can't move the roast chicken and the reels back to the fire.