We Made DanTDM Finally Swear...

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join my Minecraft world. I also had a dream online and it was absolutely hilarious. In fact, in three one two three, also right now only a small percentage of the people who watch my videos are subscribed if you don't find me irritating. Then consider subscribing, it's free and you can always change your mind, enjoy, welcome, what's the dream, why is there a hole in the corpse house? I didn't, I didn't do that, okay, I'm going to go see. my friend dan, come on, oh let's go, oh my god, well come down here guys, here's my little servant danny, this is where we meet and crusade.

Well now there are no talking posts, this is where we slap our hands while getting angry. get really angry dan no, this is where you are about the whole issue of subscribers passing. I haven't told anyone this, but dan actually trained me, taught me everything I know about youtube. Every man, he is my first subscriber, that means you need to have a child, I'm not sure how that works, that means you need to have a child, why now why did I ask who requested the sand so intimately in my own house? Guys, are you really antisocial?

I see us a lot as father and son, you know yeah, yeah, it's that strange, even though I have a lot of e-parents, I have you, I have my friend Phil Mumbo Jumbo. To ask you that question, what's the worst thing you've seen on YouTube? Yeah, but did you really want me to say I was thinking about this the other day? So, remember the Spider-Man and Elsa videos? Yeah, no, those were terrible. No, well, are you a big fan of them? Well, oh God, those dreams. Remember Spider-Man and Elsa, they're like adults dressed up as Spider-Man and Elsa, they just threw their hands and stuff so you could see them in any language because you need to understand a certain language and then they got weirder and weirder. and then elsa was pregnant oh no yeah she didn't, elsa also didn't have a baby like spider man or something at some point, i don't know, holy land of elsa on youtube, wait, there's actually a video from this? wait, how?

We, Dan, how did we really get out? Do you remember how we got here? Oh, that'll die, I'll die, I'm in three hearts, buddy, I'm in daddy, kill that man, shooting me, I could be your dream savior. All I ever wanted was for you to save me, no you don't need to know this went very wrong okay, and I found it by the way, this whole time I only had 49 experience levels so it was crucial. They didn't die boys, I'm boys, it's okay, dream, dream, I'm trapped in it, I'm trying, actually I'm trapped in the abyss, my shield is broken, I'm in half a heart and a piglet that just arrived, oh, oh, look at that.

Look, you saw that little clutch, you should, you should do that on one of the manhunts. Wow, I've never placed blocks before. In fact, I didn't continue, don't get all sharky on me look, both of us, how do we do it? They both have more armor than you and we've been here 10 minutes, wait you haven't taken any of my iron, oh no we did, wait how do you burn more? You have a concave mine. I know. You were on an embarrassing compilation. Daniel. I need your help I want to buy that river make a sugar cane farm I want to make a road between the houses you two obviously need to make a home instead of taking advantage of the homeless we already decided our house together is the no you Can't you, No, what wouldn't I do to be an idiot like you dream of?

So what's your experience like on your first Tommy video? I've noticed that this has been, let me be honest with you, there's been a huge lack of bad language, we're here. We are a community full of bad words and it's okay if you don't, but it's really not that okay, would you mind?, would you mind?, I knew you were going to ask this, I knew it, you didn't know I did it, and I don't it does. I

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s that he's going to come in as a compilation, oh Dan, I swear, I swear, I swear, please mate, uh, in exchange for my products, why did he make that noise?

I have diamonds and elytra, an eye of ender, he says because he could be a cat, he sings the tom jones song, what's up, pussycat, it doesn't count because he catches a word, okay, oh, that was pretty close, whoever is editing this , cut it right there, cut it, put it there and then get it, just blunt, secret, secret, secret, secret, okay then? I have a proposition. You know your son. We have a yes and we just heard me. He simply changes his name to Tommy. He is becoming a popular young man's name. He changes his name to Tommy.

No, why not? It's a terrible offer. You just asked. To me, you haven't offered me anything in return, call him Tommy, trust me, if you get Tommy tattooed on your chest, I will change my son's middle name, could you do it? Because it's a deal that's worth it if you do it big. your chest tommy on it in the same font that ksi has tommy's mom it's like screaming right now and then i can say i can tell every woman i know

dantdm

named her son after my heritage, i guess i have i'm gonna have to keep going thinking oh friend, why did you come all the way there?

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a house on that mountain. Oh my gosh, you're actually going to be great. Do you know if we join forces instead of you two like just saving? Me when I am in my time of need we could be much faster we don't care if you are fast we are just working on our house yes but why don't we work together as a happy family? Tell me now, are we going to recover your bad deeds? I don't. I don't feel like I've done anything wrong. Dear God, explain to me what I've done wrong. You've teamed up with the green bastard. that everyone likes it we can't help but have so many subs it's just a thing oh wait wait it's true oh my god yeah hey you know what I'm going to do hey baby look at this don't be mad just because you , how did you do it dan? just now look what happened the ghosts are annoying oh well I thought you loved living in this.

Can I eat something please? This was the worst Minecraft. I have some food, please. Yes, some people say that the glowing squid was the worst addition to the Minecraft dream. As? How do you feel about that? How do you feel about people not liking ghosts any more than we might have had a cow that looked like urine? My favorite liquid and you, what is that cryptic? What's that? when you laugh at your front door motivation tommy why would that be why knowing dantdm is beating me motivate me green? I'm looking for things to kill and eat and you want, you're looking for things to I'm, I'm looking for things to have you ever pooped in the shower and then stomped it down the drain with your foot, that's amazing, that's amazing, that's too specific and then as you keep drinking you keep trying to stomp on it and then. slides to the left because of the humidity of the shower it's surreal oh you know what I'm talking about damn no you've done this before haven't you? yeah I thought we were all going to be best friends.

We'd be the trio and we'd be walking around smoking and instead we can only When you get to the sub count, how else can I get 25 million subscribers? You just have to create better content and join the routine rule. My rule one, marry the grind, not the girl, okay, I'm going to make a little dream rules board in the back of my house that I'll never forget. rule one, ignore girls, go ahead, go ahead, that's how I'm going to get more subscribers. he's going to steal he's going to steal something the dream i just stole this oh i just stole this lamp from my mother you want to see my lamp of course look guys look i just had a brilliant idea wow hey guys look guys look adrian Are you ready to dream are you ready boobies oh my gosh oh my gosh this is amazing guess what Tommy yeah now you're a richer lamp and now that lamp can subscribe to you I'm telling you it'll be full from Tommy's lamp, as I guarantee.

I'm going to be like Tommy's lamp with a picture of the lamp. Oh wait, look at this little dream. Look now. My face camera is better. Lip, it's better. Oh, you followed rule two and you're a better person for it. Well I do not. I don't know if you're a better person, but you're a better youtuber for it, there you go, I have another rule, rule three, dan's rules have a loser kid, that was a strangely menacing giggle, I tried to think, so I'll give you questions, that was very important, you don't even want to know that I keep having this recurring vlog idea since I started my new channel and I just can't, I just need to do it, I need to make a dream, I need to reference the rules reference the dream that I need, okay I need it oh I need it I need to go hey I'm going to raid because I tried a previous dream come raid with me because we can get totems to stay like you want to raid I just started one but you want do it oh friend we are destroying it friend this oh my God what I want half a heart how does it hurt so much oh the big men are chasing me oh guys it's okay, I'm going to Come up to my house.

I'm going to go like you would. Dan. I'm going up to my house. Are you hitting Daniel Minecraft? This isn't going to work, so at least yeah, come on, that was pretty sick. I'm back in town to fight Do you fight for what's wrong? The same name I will fight for the ignorance of girls. It's the dumbest thing we could have done. Good. That's the thing. Wait. That's what the turtle drops. Alright. I need to kill that point together no, no, he's the guy, but wait, dream, draw, dream, I'm out blocked, buddy, I'm in the middle of the heart, no, don't make this about your dream, for once in your life, holy, there are so many guys now, this is how they prove that manhunts are not false to dream, I will help you from above, wait, oh, they are breaking, okay, this is good, now go that way, oh wait, he got smarter, okay, okay? to get close to him and I'm close to him, okay, we have to carry him with three one two three that's not going to work that didn't work what if I set him on fire?

I could do that yeah, oh, okay, okay, I've been pretty good, okay, we can go home, I'm grabbing the sub, oh my God, look at this dream, look how rich I am useful, look what you've got, look , we have two totems for you, dan dan, would you swear, you just went? you're okay, you'll say f I say uh and the dream says there you go, that counts, stand up again, how did you ruin it? I was laughing at that or I didn't know we were doing it again, okay oh my god you just did it. my heart trembles dan