Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate & Lindsey Graham Gets Choked Up About Herschel

Hello everyone, thank you for watching and thank you for coming to Hollywood to see us. Well, I have to tell you something. I'm just our personal note. I had a great weekend in Florida. We were at Mar-A-Lago. for the wedding uh were you invited to the wedding Tiffany Trump no Jimmy oh boy we love Tiff um and that everything was absolutely first class Jimmy John's did the catering there was a ketchup fountain that I haven't seen Eric was the ring bearer Don Jr gave the worst man speech was seen everything was perfect it was also sweet before the father-

daughter

dance uh Donald Trump walked up to all the women at the wedding and said, are you Tiffany? once he found her uh he walked Tiffany down the aisle jumping castle, that's what's known as understated elegance right there and then he made a beautiful toast.

I admit it when he got to the park where he talked about Hillary's emails. I cried, I got emotional, the best part was that I got to spend time with the whole clan and he is there, we are such good people, people and salt of the earth. Trump, as you can see, was all set. Either his hair is getting thicker or his skin is turning more orange. I don't know, but he looks like this. a creamsicle now the color balance of it is off. Gotta hang out with the Juniors DJ, TJ and Gilfy, they know how to have fun. uh, everyone leave politics aside.

This was about introducing himself to Tiff and then it was fun during the cocktail hour that I snuck out to. at the Marlago warehouse and I read some very interesting things about Iran's nuclear program and just Trump, you know, you see Donald Trump in these photos with these dignitaries, etc., and he's always giving the thumbs up, but now he's doing it too Gives for personal events here. he's giving the thumbs up with the girlfriend here he is with Tiffany and his son Baron uh now the happy couple and Melania again with the thumbs up here now with the two ex wives thumbs up he's like Borat and Fonzie now he just has the thumbs up up at all times after the wedding this is a bit of fun mischief.

It intrigues Ivanka, who is the

daughter

, not the ex-wife who is buried on the golf course? Ivanka posted a photo on Instagram of him clipping Don Junior's fiancée, Kimberly. Kimberly Guilfoyle was cut. off post, how horrible do you have to be to be cut out of a Trump family photo, the dresses were very Mar-A-Lago. Lara Trumps had wings so she could fly back to her home planet. Kimberly Guilfoyle was dressed as both. the cookie and the keg and Ivanka wore heels so high you could hang Mike Pence from them. We had to finish around 4 pm because Trump rented the ballroom for an insurance conference, but it was fun.

Very fun while it lasted. First, sum up Trump's weekend pretty well. uh, he posts that my wonderful daughter Tiffany is getting married today at Mar-A-Lago. She and Michael are a beautiful couple who will be very happy together. Many thanks and congratulations to Tiffany's mother, Marla. raising a really great daughter the only time she doesn't take credit for something it's Tiffany okay then and after an hour she writes uh idiotic and possibly corrupt officials have lost control of the tainted election in Arizona , broken machines in the Republican Party. areas a new election must be called immediately now let's go back to the Macarena I guess I don't know, it's an emotional weekend, it was an emotional weekend for Trump because he gave

away

a daughter and the Senate on the same day Saturday night, the Democrats officially won the Senate Catherine Cortez Masto won re-election in Nevada her victory

gives

the Democrats 50 seats and Vice President Kamala Harris has the tie-breaking vote if necessary, it

gives

them the majority and also gives her something to do, which it's good. many of the candidates Trump endorsed ended up losing everything Trump touches dies, this is what explains why Melania will live forever.

Well, Trump, of course, is screaming that the election was rigged, especially in Phoenix, he wrote, so in Maricopa County they are voting again. the machines in large quantities did not work blah blah blah blah, Blake Masters' electron was stolen, oh no Blake Masters' electron has been stolen, protect this proton, Neutron will be the next to steal Blake Masters' electron, it sounds like the plot of the next Avengers movie. but there is still a Senate seat up for grabs in Georgia, where Herschel Walker and Rafael Warnock are headed to a runoff, they have already started fundraising. Republicans are doing everything they can to get Herschel Walker over the goal line, and none more so than South Carolina.

Senator Lindsey Graham, who

gets

emotional every time he talks about his sweet little Hershey kisses, Herschel Walker is a nightmare for liberals, he's an African American conservative, they belittled him, they treated him like shit. His family supports Herschel tonight, if you can, go ahead. Look what you did America, you made that sweet old lady cry. I hope you are proud of yourself and Lindsey Brown, he is something else. I wonder if he will be in Florida tomorrow night. You know Trump has announced that he's going to announce that he's running for president tomorrow uh not many of his fellow Republicans seemed that excited about it they're trying to get him to delay the announcement he said no a lot of them blame Trump for what happened in the midterm elections and see it as a burden.

Go ahead, but you know we've heard this before, the question now is whether Republicans are finally ready to part ways with Donald Trump for good, and if they are, there is help. Do you have a problem with Donald Trump? The Republicans haven't resolved their ownership of Trump, I think. Donald Trump gives us problems that you can't seem to solve. We are still seeing a Republican party, although they cannot resign. Donald Trump you wish he would go

away

. The short message to Donald Trump disappears, but when you try to resign. count on me enough is enough, it never seems to last can we move on?

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January, its member Pence. he was hiding with his family watched the body language here because something stirs inside Mike Pence that could possibly require an exorcist 2 24 PM the president tweets Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done, it made me angry, thank you, but I turned to my daughter who was standing nearby and told her that it doesn't take courage to break the law, it takes courage to uphold the law, this is what he told his daughter, you know what I would have said to my daughter at that moment. moment, the horned rednecks want to kill dad, they're fleeing this place, but only Mike Pence can take a story where he almost got hanged by a mob of insurrectionists and make it read like a dishwasher instruction manual.

Pence also shared an excerpt from his book detailing the moment Trump encouraged him to break the law. President Trump retweeted an obscure article titled Operation Pence Card alluding to the theory that he could alter the outcome of the January 6 election. . I showed it to Karen, my wife, and rolled my eyes. My mother scolded me for being rude and she was right to do so. My mother hated rude facial expressions. I didn't eat dinner and spent the rest of the night facing the wall in the lobby like a very bad boy. Turn on right now, there's President Biden.

Bali at the G20 Summit The Great POTUS met with the Chinese President There was a long flight I had. to pay, meanwhile, Jeff Bezos, you know, the bald guy in the cowboy hat, we bought our Fiber Gummies from Jeff Bezos, said over the weekend he said he's donating most of his 120 billion fortune of dollars to charities and the rest will go to the second season. from that Lord of the Rings shows this, this is a nice change of pace, normally you know when a billionaire wants to give away all the money he has to buy Twitter or take an anti-Semitic ramp to do it, but this is a Bezos.

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