Thugaboo Sneaker Madness (2006) | The Wayans Family Presents

You know what they say about a man with a job, no, you're a lazy bum, go out and get more jobs, do you want a snack? Sure, fries, take them for yourself. Oh, on second thought, no, thank you, I'm full, oh, you're very delicious. Nice

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s, these old, cheap things. I hate them, they're not that bad. I wanted the new Air Jairus, but my mother. I bought these air balloons. I can't go back to school wearing this stuff. You want air, Jared, I can make them for you. Don't worry, take off your

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s, give me a few hours and I'll have your air, Jared.

Tomorrow I bet, man, we are very young. I hope she comes out with these sneakers. Okay, sneakers already made. I stayed up all night. They look like air. Jazz, how did you do it? Ancient. Family secret. If you like. Diane is going to love me. in these they are sick hey I didn't wear germs I mean shoes it doesn't matter oh I can't wait to get to school now.thank you Very young how can I repay you easily? Cold Hard Cash, oh where did you get those airs? Jareds, they're not there. Jared, they are air. Johnsons, so young, made you a pair of fake sneakers.

Yes, she sure you knew what mom. said about pirate stuff Mom never said anything about pirate stuff besides she just bought that new bootleg Denzel movie Diablo in a boot dress, DJ, come down sup D Rock, let me leash my dogs, I'll go down there, do it with Jubilee. the third, are you ready for school? Yes, father, I'm tying my shoes. I'll be down right away. He is such a perfect young man. It's okay, father. I set out to pursue my educational prowess. It's okay, son, don't dawdle. Being late is my bridge night I'll see you later Bye, what's up B, how are you feeling, what's going on, let's jump, son, hey, DJ, son, could you get those sneakers, the joints are hot, son , these are the new joints with the

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of death. yeah, yeah, I'm getting cold dirty, how you feelin' no doubt check out this beat I made last night, this joint is hot, oh sorry that's dude, hit it, that's hot though, hey I think it might flow towards that, check it out, this is the rock.

Coming out of the Dome I just threw what my hat didn't use a cone I got on the fly sneak for the Honeys and my friends I'm going to play Dope music in my new car it's Jeep stupid jeans take off you need a bigger size okay, oh god and a beautiful matching bag oh girl you must have spent a lot of money on that oh yes, but I'm telling you what you didn't spend and something yes, I'm putting lotion on it that needs yours, I never went to my office right away for some Cocoa butter, oh man, so I'm free, how do you get to know where your son is?

I told you I was going to get the new joints, oh this is crazy, how much they hit you. I bought them very cheap, very cheap. I want a pair, where will you get them? Well, guys, you're in luck. As it happens, I got the hook and for a small deposit of five dollars and delivery to the restaurant, you two could rock some new joints. Let me ask you something. I thought you said Bob Dukes wasn't going to buy you those shoes because they were too expensive, not her, Sue and I made these guys like me come see me at the Thugaboo clubhouse tomorrow after school, no doubt, oh, You're getting into some.

Seriously, idiot, you lied, I didn't lie, I didn't say they were the new Air Jared, I said they were the new joints and all our friends helped you, I'm telling you, go ahead, but I was going to cut you off. You will receive three percent of the profits if you don't say anything. It looks like food. You think I got a five percent deal? Wear one hundred pairs of sneakers in 24 hours. I'm going to have to call for some backup. Hello, you have all the reinforcements I used while lunch lasts, so that's worse. Well, I'll need some money up front for labor and materials.

How much do you need? This should cover it. I'm ready. I'm ready. Come on. Hey, do you want to stay? These things, if you do it, you have to do it real fast, yeah, that's her thinking she runs things, but she doesn't know it, girl, I'm VP of Sales at this company, oh yeah, I get paid, I don't think this It's okay, my brothers and Sisters, they brought us here doing the work for me and your work. I mean, when will my people get a break? ​​We must do it so fast that we have to meet the deadline.

Soon the morning time will come. Oh, sink, I, I, so young, we ran out of glue. What are we going to do now guys, wear anything that will make the shoe stick to a foreigner? Hey DJ, why are you buying a pair of sneakers? I'm saying you know how I get down, you know I gotta support my black businesses, what's the return policy? these once you dry these babies from the lot are yours give me a size three please but I thought you don't wear anything that comes from animals. I don't, but if I'm going to continue marching for animal rights, I have to have uncomfortable shoes duh oh no, he didn't shake this kid, he cut the line and when I told him to get back in line, he said, "I'll hit him." to your brother Facey," that's what the kid who said that said, oh hell, um.

No, hello sir, it's my sister causing trouble again. DD, why are you picking on a nice big kid and he's looking at you? What's up too? Sorry, look at the bombshell, he's just accusing me of cutting the line and I don't like it. Being accused of anything reminds me of when I was a baby, my mom used to accuse me of being ugly, it causes me a lot of pain and when I feel pain it makes me want to fight, oh I get it, you thought she said you cut the line, but what he actually said was we cut the price in half I read the sign about the bomb I can't read that sign from up here now look what you made me do I take my face off the left I fought all the way up here make him a cheese sandwich to your mom DD why?

Never fight someone you can beat, that's not foreign brother, look at all this Edge, everything is about to explode, we have to jump on this because if the old man is making newspapers selling them to the school kids I guess. we coin it, animal demographics, we sell them to anything that has four legs, we make twice as much money as we like, cha-ching, I'm talking about dogs, cats, rats, and if we enter the octopus market, we pay, I'm taking out the flea collar, son, they're going to call me puppy dog ​​Diamond what do you mean we dogs don't wear sneakers?

We are on our feet all day. I have to take a walk just to use bathroom number one and number two. Let me stop talking and walk. I have bubble guts. I can't use a product, why not? I have backup now. I'll never be able to keep the honey dog ​​with these on my feet, don't worry about keeping the Honeys up, it's their pounds, you gotta worry about that 'cause I'm beautiful, plus you love my style, man, so young we made a killing, this one It was the best idea we've ever had. Look kids, what you want to do is like this, here you are doing it right, make sure his feet are planted correctly in front of you.

Now, who would make shoes like this abroad? I don't know what kind of school you are running, but something needs to be done about this. Now I need to meet the person responsible for telling my kids to wear their shoes. Look at little Johnny's feet. Please, please, I understand that you are all angry, but the children responsible for this will be severely punished. What I want to know is which of you 10 kids in this room is responsible for these defective sneakers. Director Iverson, we're here and there's only two of us who said that and when did you sneak in here don't take Lippy with me young man what are you looking at huh oh?

I know what you're looking at is my shirt, right? Yes, I know they are two sizes. Too small, but I got a good deal at The Bargain Basement bar. You have to take a look at him, but he is neither here nor there. Who made these shoes. Who made them. I did it the way I see things. She is a young woman. Many children and some adults. The classmates were hurt and not only could they sue the two of you, but they could also sue the school. They could be suspended for this. I know. Wait, Director Iverson.

It wasn't soon. Young's fault was my fault. I asked him to make the shoes. for me oh and who is this third party I didn't hear him come in it's me Mr. Drock and I've always been here look son it's not nice to play pranks on people with disabilities I mean they've been bothering my neck all week director Iverson maybe you could talk with them face to face and apologize. I'm sure there are C's in my path. Besides, I'm just a kid. What could happen first? I would like to give my sincere apologies to everyone who was hurt by the sneaker I sold you I never meant to cause you any pain I never meant to cause you any pain I just wanted to see you laughing boy you're not fooling anyone it's just song lyrics oh but in seriously sorry, I know a lot of you are mad at me, but I was just trying to fit in and feel good about myself on the first day of school, but since the sneakers were a big hit with the kids, I use it as an opportunity to win A little bit of money.

This is the United States of America, a capitalist society. I'm just a hardworking American trying to get my piece of the pie. I hope you can forgive me and accept my apology. The man left with that apology. We want our money back. It was my mom's money. Did I mention that I intend to pay each and every one of you back her money? That young man makes me proud. I'm so proud of you big brother, you did the right thing and I know you will one day. Be rich and when you are rich I want my five percent.

I'm serious. Nice sneakers. You talk to me. I guess I'm talking to you. These big kicks from Goofy. Well, you know what they say about guys in big sneakers. What they buy at Mr Johnson's. Market Mr Johnson is my father and you are the first and only person to buy these sneakers, so why don't you wear them and walk me to class? Do you want me to carry your books? Not well. It's hard enough to walk, I can't move the camera, it's your feet. Rock. I heard you stopped by its top for class. Oh, she must have loved your style.

Yes, I discovered that he likes my Ed Johnsons more than my Jared air. look all you gotta do is be you you're right Dede I actually wrote a song about it come on DJ money don't grow on trees some parents can't afford it when you want what you see they got priorities like keeping the lights on and you also want some shoes priced at 100 plus the state tax so you can be the first person on the world map you don't have to be the top brass you could be that kid at school who's cool with a bus pass it doesn't matter what you do just be you you want the new shoes and clothes you need to slow down what your mother tells you you know you need to slow down the prince this is what we do all day we walk around foreigners foreigners all dressed up as movie stars