What Is Wrong With Everyone?

I'm going crazy so something happened last night but first I have to tell you the backstory so N9 years ago when my son Dylan was eight b d a c ff g I was playing my record player here and it was playing the song bright siiz life Pat. meeni and I said to Dylan, isn't it cool how it goes from G to B flat to D and right when I played the D chord I played the D note on the piano and I was shocked, I was like oh my gosh, so this? I said, "Oh my God, my record player is playing too fast, it's playing too fast, so the tones on there, I said, Dylan, didn't you notice that the record player is out of tune?" he says, how would I know?

He had never heard the song before and I said

what

. So I started thinking about this for days and days and I thought, well, maybe Dylan is like he's never heard the song and he probably listens to things that are out of tune all the time because there are a lot of Beatles songs, Stone songs that sound to garden songs that are sped up. up or down that aren't in key Vanan Halen, Jimmy Hendrick songs that I had heard and maybe you're thinking, okay, I've never heard the song, there's a lot of stuff that's not in key, so last night Dylan was practicing his guitar. for a concert tonight and I told him if something happens, don't stop playing if you make a mistake or something, while he's playing a string goes out of tune, so I told my wife, man, do you hear how out of tune she is? . she says

what

are you talking about she said her guitar is out of tune she says how would i know she is out of tune?

I had never heard the song before. I asked myself what's waiting, what do you mean? She says: I never heard the song. How can I tell if he is out of tune? I said he's out of tune with himself. I do not know what you're talking about. She finished the something of hers. I said Dylan, bring your guitar here for a second with your tuner to bring it. the bottom guitar I put the tuner on the headstock he has a left handed guitar and I play the low E string and I show my wife the thing reaches the center and the green light comes on and I said that means it's in tune and then I play the string a and the red light is on the left and it's flat I said this means it's flat and then I play the string and I turn it and then it goes up and the green light comes on I said now it's in tune and I play the power chords and the guitar is in tune, She says I don't, I don't understand, so last night I was FaceTiming with my two sisters and they were like, hey, doesn't Dylan have a At the concert tomorrow night, he's going to play guitar.

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, is he practicing for it? Yeah, actually, he was practicing a while ago and one of his strings went out of tune and I said, no, oh my God, how? out of tune, that's what, and she says, how could I know I don't know the song? and they told me, yeah, how would she know if she's out of tune? If she doesn't know the song. I was like, what are you talking about? The guitar is out of tune with itself. I do not know what you mean. They both told me this. I told him what you mean.

You don't know what I mean, so I pick up this guitar and say, listen to this, that sounds good, right? that's a chord chord, okay, what happens if I do this? Does it sound good and do you like it? Oh, that sounds terrible. I said it sounds terrible because it's out of tune, so I'm thinking there must be something

wrong

with me. People don't know what. in tune and out of tune means and I'm thinking like when I make these videos and I'm like oh that's really flat oh that's flat people like what he's talking about so this morning I'm driving my 11 year old Laya to school I'm going to ask this to Lea, so I said: Hey, Lea, you know?

Last night you remember when Dylan was practicing her guitar and she said yes. I said, "You know," I told Mom. Dylan's guitar is very out of tune, isn't it? Look at that and she said, How would I know I don't know the song? and Leila says: How would mom know if she doesn't know the song? I say what again she says, yeah, you know, like a hard shaped box is toned down. half a step, how would mom know that I said no, no, no, the guitar is out of tune with itself like one of the out-of-tune strings?

Oh well, I would know, so I'm completely obsessed with this now that you guys are out there. Do you even know what I mean when I say something is out of tune because there are different things that can be out of tune with the standard pitch, can be out of tune with themselves? Normally when I say something is out of tune I mean it's Out of tune with the other instruments around it or it's out of tune with itself like this this string is very flat if I tune it like this and play the chord it sounds In Tune Out tuning is related to some pitch standard, whatever it may be, many times you will have songs that are out of tune with the standard tuning, so you will have to retune your guitar to be able to play it if you play Black Hole Son or if you play a song by Van Halen or Jimmy.

On Hendrick or Beatles songs, you have to retune your guitar because the tape has been sped up or slowed down, which changes the pitch, but I guess people understand what's in tune versus what's out of tune, and they It's strange that nowadays people are so refined. because things are in tune because of autotune and when they hear something that is out of tune it bothers them, they actually realize that that sounds bad, yes, because it is not tuned to death and the same thing happens with the rhythm of many of the songs you listen to. Nowadays they use programming or if they use acoustic instruments, they've actually been set to a grid, which means they've been clipped and quantized, so they're essentially like a drum machine, so if you hear someone play without click, it sounds strange because it has a human feel or if you listen to someone singing like a bluesy note or something that's maybe a little low or anything that makes it sound bluesy, it sounds strange to you because you're so in tune with the sounds. things that are in tune because of autotune i'm crazy i feel like i'm crazy i'd love to hear your opinion i know you have opinions on this leave a comment hit the subscribe button thanks for watching.