Job Sim + Infinite OT & Vacation Sim + Back to Job | Full Game Walkthrough | No Commentary

Foreigner Welcome to the job simulator my name is jobbot and I am the curator of this excellent job museum here is my card, why don't you grab one of the job cartridges from the table and let's get started. There's never a dull day in the old cubicle Farm wait there you don't know how to get

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time to jump hello human welcome to an accurate office worker simulation take a Look at this board for instructions. Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.

Now you are ready to start the day. It's time to use the computer. The computer is the most important facet of the office, closely followed by humans and security. third thank you foreigner number one thank you very much email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid 1990s uh the freedom of inbox zero hey what's up foreigner oh what's up oh that almost hurts , it almost hurts come on hello neighbor come on okay that was a pretty good pitch who pitched this stand up who did it thank you foreigner oh god come on message hello neighbor here comes the supervisorbot better look busy alright let's all do some business Johnson I'm counting on YouTube Paradigm shift those optimizations uh you can count on me that's what I like to hear hey you've been doing a good job I'll be thinking about giving you a promotion effect if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds the job is yours for I like that you always work.

It's hard to climb that ladder, take this, the new position is yours, come on, good job, human, you're moving up the ranks and here comes the boss robot, it seems he has more work for you. Hello human, I'm the boss robot, I noticed you're logged in, so I. I'm here to give you your first task of the day. We need to onboard some new bots, so review your resumes and find two Bots to hire. I hear. Make sure you choose the best Bots for the job. This is the happiest day of My life, welcome. I can't believe it's my first day abroad.

Have you seen the latest sales report? This is not good. Load up the old spreadsheet program and fix these numbers. Wow, you cook those books like a professional gourmet chef. Thanks, it's lunch time at noon humans would interact with primitive robots known as vending machines to get food it looks delicious enjoy your food human hello coworker can you give me a bar of chocolate? looks like it's stuck unfortunately this was common with the first generations of robots okay alien thanks coworker hey coworker go on your computer and look at these fun images okay alien beep beep alien that's it It almost hurts, hey, it was a pretty nice release.

Hello human, I am looking forward to your presentation today on all things business. We did that last week, so Bossbot wants you to make a presentation. You will have to make some slides. Time to learn about an ancient human technique called improvisation. Try using this program on your computer to be ready to view this presentation. here is the clicker use the button to review your slides interesting foreigner interesting concept good human work that was very commercial foreign robot number 10110 will retire tomorrow we wanted to give them a going away gift everyone is pitching in why don't you give me something?

I would like to contribute, oh how thoughtful. I'm sure they'll appreciate it anyway. Do you think you could write a quick card to go with this? Much more foreign staff would do it. Hey, that almost hurts. I'll take care of the rest. Thank you. to help the foreigner, things are not going very well, we need to find a couple of Bots we like, take a look at these employee reviews. Oh, I was saving up to buy a new hard drive, first my stapler jams and now everything is fine. office coworkers chatting around the liquid dispenser man, did you hear 52272 got fired? man, that's remarkable, hey Bill, did you see the sporting event on TV last night?

It was pretty grounded, look at these photos of my many children, can you stand it? Human Children oh Now isn't it so sweet oh yeah hey look I have some papers I need you to destroy it has to be you for legal reasons I really don't want to get into it here just look at the case destroy it all just get rid of it let's see here's the another thing. I just found out that for insurance reasons you can't have that much stuff in your cubicle, so some of that, okay, it'll turn off the shredder when you're done, that was close, okay, still nothing to see here, there , wait, don't let that robot get away hello human, I'm the CEO robot, here's what the boss robot needs to disappear for a while and already I've been doing a very good job, so I'd like to offer you a promotion too, yeah , human, now make a wish, I'm sorry, human, it looks like there's not enough cake for you, here you go, human, I bought you a gift now that you're the head of this department, I'll let you do the honors, come on, Hey, it's time to go home.

Good job everyone, let's get out of here before the boss tries to stop us. Hurrah! It's five o'clock. The work is done, yes. I'm going to have to ask you to come on Saturday. Well, there you have it, human. I hope this has given you a better idea of ​​what an office worker used to be like. Well, you know how to get back to the museum if you want. I'll be here while you do whatever you want, thanks, hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work. Around the beginning of the 21st century we used to keep the remains of flattened trees together for organizational purposes, the trip to and from work. the office building humans would congregate in vertical wooden towers known as office buildings abroad here you can see a recreation of the common businessman complete with the typical attire of the time kitchen I see an aspiring chef hello human this is an accurate simulation of Foreign Gourmet Chef, thank you, we will start by preparing a breakfast, turn on the grill and bring Ryan, although humans spend the entire night in a low energy state, they still need food energy as soon as they wake up, the Bacon and eggs provide a high-energy flavor relationship so now you put your creations on the plate and you can ring the bell to send them to the restaurant.

Shake is one of the most efficient forms of human food, just take some of your inefficient solid foods and put them in. through the blender laugh it looks good served in a cup and then we can serve it hello human my guy problem with some tea and buns tea is a traditional human drink that consists of hot water and flavor let's start by heating some water using a teapot like most Drinks Tea is best optimized for consumption by placing it in a tea-like cup. The balls also require heat. See you to cook flat elements. Humans use devices called down.

Let's try to make some soup, as you can see. There are several different types we could make, but everyone start by putting some water in the pot, okay, thanks, great, now fill it with whatever type of ingredients you want, like mombot used to do next time, create a vertical arrangement of organic elements, humans refer to this as a foreign sandwich. but that sandwich looks nice, thank you foreigner, oh foreigner, carry on. I wish it was well done, ah yes, quite well done. If you would be so kind as to accompany it with your best aged gray juice, please have it delivered to the restaurant at the same time second before serving the dish that you realize was famous immediately better make sure our services are exceptional better place this on the plate too thank you hello it's my little Timmy bot's birthday can we get some pizza for the kids?

Pizza is usually defined as a combination of bread, tomato and cheese, chefs would put their own spin on the dish by adding additional foods known as toppings. Let's start by mixing some delicious homemade tomato sauces, now apply sauce to the foreign bread. We're almost there to combine the bread with some cheese. The microwave must meet all the material requirements that seem sufficient to supply the festivities, send them to the dining room. Thanks, I forgot to mention that little Timmy is definitely allergic to tomatoes. Could you make a special slice? What do you want instead of sauce? your pizza Timmy I want sauce that's sauce make me some applesauce okay the human will make you some applesauce sit down now oh one more thing Timmy is also allergic to Warrant could you serve the toppings raw?

Thank you, eat me, the human. I made it special for you just the way I like it Hello human, help me. I'm trying to propose to my romantic partner. I want it to be a surprise. Can you hide this ring inside a sandwich or something? I don't know, oh that's cool, one more thing, although I wanted to listen to romantic music while I'm doing it, but I forgot to record this record. Could you record it for me to show affection for each other? Humans of the past would record music. Primitive storage devices called disks. The details of the recording procedure have been largely lost to history, but it must have had something to do with the heat.

This will be perfect. Thank you so much. Make sure you load this into the Boombox and press play first. You send that sandwich, I'll take care of things from there, what's up? I want to put in a hello, what is this dear?, my sandwich is feeling much happier than usual, that's interesting, I wonder if there is something different inside, what do you mean, what is this, my sweet lady, I excited that you will enter into a legally binding partnership with me oh of course I'm the happiest place on earth oh wow the answer was yes the answer was yes hello well the kids are done with their pizza and now we're ready for the cake we get a Free birthday cake, right?

I can't argue that human-run restaurants were morally obligated to provide free cake on children's birthdays. Thank goodness we have a microwave that can quickly transform ingredients into food, okay kids, let's go. Hey boss, that party left a big pile of dirty dishes, we'll need your help to get through them, they're pretty disgusting so make sure you use a good score to soap up well, that's fine we'll just take it off your paycheck. thank you great, thank you for your help within you, I need your help, the health inspector is on the way and I don't think we will pass the inspection, you need to clean this place so it is safe and sanitary, you can start.

By destroying all this old fruit, oh wow, how about those sprinklers? Look at that little thing on the ceiling, try to trick it with something, see what happens. I guess it's not working. Well, what are the chances of there being a fire here anyway? Now we need to deal with any potential bug problems, look around and see if you can find anything, okay that's not good, you need to do something about these guys, get rid of them quick now, I guess that will have to do , here comes the health inspector, okay? everyone, stop what you're doing, it's a Muse inspection

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, interesting, that's questionable, so I'm just counting these results and it looks like they passed, this time it was close, but now we can get back to work, hey Chef, there's a Here bot here they say it was already booked in advance so let's just do what humans on TV say but we're doing a show about how these organic nutrient packs are made so I just need to record some footage of you going through the various steps, okay, the first step is to mix this protein pill, but let's take a photo of you doing that, yeah, great, that was okay, now let's take a photo of you putting this flavor packet in the microwave.

Stranger, it's there, close the door and leave me. get a shot in the microwave or run it well everyone follows us at home we achieved a

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y expanded dream beautiful now just pour that mixed protein liquid into the bucket and that's it thanks hey great job the human being really did it appreciate, one more thing can I have a picture of you eating it, just act like it's really delicious, okay, hey, thanks a lot, human, this is great stuff, this episode is going to be fantastic, hey, human, check this out. I found this rare turbo ghost death, Nova pepper, can you prepare?

I like it hot, how are we doing? Put some heat on it. Come on, that's not hot enough. Can't you do something else? Thank you. Yes. I guess that will have to be enough. Hit it here, hey Chef, we have three Bots here that ordered. the special isn't sure what that means, but that's what they want. ordering the special means trusting the ship, just give it those butts, anything, be creative, foreign, make it look interesting, send it to the customer, which affects the dating plate, another beautiful food chef. It will look really especially good foreign for the last, some kind of avant-garde food.

They wanted something special and they certainly got it. It's nice to cook holy smokeThey would hesitate to question a client's needs huh, hey, I suddenly decided that I hate the color of this car, totally normal, I'm not running away or anything, give this what they want, human, it's none of our business, foreign. I could also use a little more gas if you want to fill it up. I've been on the run, I mean I've been having fun, fun, just to put some gas in please, cool, let's get this over with by giving me a new license plate, yeah, just to drive home, that unique new look, okay , perfect, just finish whatever you're doing and leave the car so I can get away, I mean, leave normally.

Okay, just give me the bill. You know I have that shadow. You never saw me. Alright. Hello human, tonight I am participating in a car show and I want to look my best. I think you can take a look at my car. Yours, human, just let go of the lift when you're done, oh, nice color, I can dig it good, new foreign tires, okay, give me something new. I can see you're busy, so leave the car when you're done, okay, hey. you know what you did a very good job with this just hand me the bill and I'm out of here well human see you again sometime well human there is a big race today and I have decided to sponsor me we are guaranteed to make a lot of money with this we just need some advertising, there's just a sign we're going to put up.

Start by hanging some decorations on the sides, use anything that looks good foreigner oh foreigner okay so I was running super fast like usual and out of nowhere all this oil and debris appeared and I spit up and my car Now everything It's in bad shape, so what's the problem? Can you help me or what's the rush? Come on, these razor guys are always willing to shell out the money for the top foreign brands, in there, let's do this, come on, come on, okay, foreign, okay, okay. cool hey man can you help me clean my travel van?

It's a little twisted in there and I'm getting some weird vibes. uh, do you have something that can help me. oh, okay, foreigner, that looks much better, sue, I'm trying. To get a completely green man, could you change my drum set to something that really vibes with my style? Oh, I love it, it's totally green, thanks foreigner, it looks good. I'll see what I can do with this bill, hey dummy, it's fun. i got the car just like you asked for let's hurry up and get to work before he comes to get it oh human this is a special job we have a word take this thing off for parts for reasons come on human grab everything can you hurry up.

Well, they will be easy to resell. Don't leave anything behind. Batteries are always in demand. We are in foreign money. It took me a while to find where you park my car. I never would have expected you to tune it for me. That's great, you're done, I can take it home, a free tune-up, this is the best ballet service ever, good job, I'll be back for my share of the profits later, let's call that last job a little personal matters just pretend you never saw anything right wow that car looks pretty messy oh you have to help me human.

I took my dad's car out last night with my friends and now it's a mess, it's going to kill me, okay, this won't be too much. bad, just clean those branches for starters, better novelty air freshener seems incriminating, better remove it too uh uh okay, I just realized he'll totally know I use the car because the mileage counter, can you do something? Yes, classic. I used to do this all the time. when I was a kid just put the car in reverse and put the pedal to the metal um there's a little more evidence in the trunk do you think you could get rid of that too uh okay cool just do what you have to do just build me up when you're done, I still have my dad's credit card.

Thanks humans, I'll fix this. Later you are the best. Every year we have a float in the local parade. We can decorate this thing with lots of grifty. small fountains and build a man for it, it's cool, so let's give this some prizes, how about a new paint core? Odd pieces, fill them with things you want to display. Pretty, pretty, nowhere floated without some dangling bits. Place some things on the sides. at those little pigs foreign events where humans drove slow processions of decorated vehicles in a row oh hello human, I'm on my way to get married I thought you could help me decorate my car with some debris after a marriage ceremony it was an ancient human tradition to place trash on the back of their vehicles to attract attention.

I think we need more rubble. Debris equals love. Put it in, put it out. Put it everywhere. Alright. It looks amazing now. For one last tradition, bring a bottle of my family's best grape juice in the car. Stranger, it feels like you're part of the wedding party now. Do you have a gift for us? You can just throw something in the trunk. Oh wow, a gift you shouldn't have. I don't think you're going to get a discount. at this friends wedding, jobs cost double oh well, uh, I'll fix this, you have to go or I'll be late, well, I'd love to keep exploiting your free labor, but that's all I have for you, human, it's not there bad, not bad.

I hope this has given you a better understanding of what Auto Mechanic was like. Well, you know how to get back to the museum if you want. I'll be here while you do whatever you want. Google oh. Hey human, you're worth the nine to five, but are you ready for endless overtime? Hello human, welcome to the exciting world of overtime. When you're ready to begin, take a note from the corner of your desk. Everyone knows that the real work. it starts after work hours, that's why you're here human, make sure you take care of your colleagues needs, if you do a good job you might even keep your job, come on human, I want to finish sometime tonight, thanks, I am trying to sleep. here hey I'm working here foreigner foreigner foreigner great to work with you I'm sure the bald guy will be glad he did this before tomorrow came I don't go to your house to throw things at interviews, it's common to greet by waving your hands in a forward motion up and down foreigner here is a resume template I found online qualify for our corporate needs I'm sure you're busy how about we just say I'm hired great now I can leave my other job abroad I want a snack but no I'm programmed to use the vending machine, could you ask me for something foreign that wasn't right?

We need these documents processed before we are allowed to throw them away let's get busy sealing the foreigner that freedom part of my processing time when I work late humans would eat crunchy snacks that's why it's called crunch time thank you quench your thirst with some Refreshing H2O foreigner anything is possible if you put your mind to it here's a promotion hey I just finished cleaning that cubicle let's play trash ball thanks foreigner listens to you the janitor his ass doesn't care I feel like I've just been posterized can you check if the disk still works? foreign laughter my cousin can do better overtime was a common business practice that indicated how important work was to be human your desk looks like sewer karate Chop some objects in the shredder so we can get some pizza and then the night shift never ends.

A clean desktop leads to a clean processor. Cash. I really like this image. Can you make this our logo? Oh wow, I can't wait to see this logo. On paper your work balance seems a little skewed add some life to your workspace okay foreigner you're in luck I'm here to clean this up oh I guess they couldn't find a robot that was available to interview me on abroad. I don't have much experience, but here's a human resume. Are you there? We are just testing the phones to make sure they are working. How does the hiring process work?

Look, I'm already learning on the job. This news is so negative. human this ancient food delivery device needs physical currency to work can you help me? I would like a snack. I'm not sure I have a selection algorithm. Great Stillman, we need you to process these documents before morning. Okay, foreigner. I was looking for that argument now we can get back to the important work of bureaucracy humans need two liters of water a day. I'm not sure how many you need at night, but you seem thirsty, drink until you laugh, we humans have 90 of water I'm sure.

Now you're 100 years old and something in an office white collar referred to an unlimited amount of bureaucratic paperwork hanging around the workers next, let's synergize our capabilities we need an official document to continue oh, we're going to need a logo that captures the synergies of the two foreign companies and finally seal the deal with a handshake. I like the way you perform tasks contractually. This won't be the last time we jump together. Board members are watching you and think you deserve a promotion. Hey, I already saw it. bossbot needs a document from you in the morning, write something quickly, anything, the document looks great but it's not enough.

Pages, could you copy it a few times abroad? You're so good at documenting, oh I saw you care about a quick

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of basketball, you're human. Our star office worker and I cleaned up her replacement schedule. There is a direct correlation between increased morale and staying late. It's never too late for coffee and foreign donuts. You need to have more things on your desk to appear more productive at work. foreigner foreigner, I guess your job is to make a mess and mine is to clean it up. I've heard that challenging an interviewer is the right way to succeed, so I challenge you as you shake this hand.

I made a document

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of achievements. The original was 76 pages. This is compressed it is important to see how applicants respond to unforeseen changes how the potential employee is reacting at this time foreign Am I doing it right? Is there a way to objectively evaluate my goodness? Research on the knee shows that title changes can increase productivity here's a promotion throw in something more human see what happens I dare you oh hello human grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work hello human you're worth nine to five but Are you ready for endless overtime abroad and welcome to the exciting world of overtime when you are ready to start the first order, go ahead and take out the ticket, many robots are lining up to order their takeaway, humans used to call For takeout, humans often queued for hours to receive their food, even in the middle of the night.

Hurry up and get started, don't keep these Bots waiting, oh man, do you think you're feeling a stimulation? My batteries need recharging and Grub is what they need. My circuits are too dry. I need a cup of hot sauce, okay guys? I'm going to treat myself tonight, give me pomegranate, this food matches my personality, can I get some food to help me recharge before I go into sleep mode, just to start with Crumpet please? Aliens are important to my main functions, can I have a cup of human liquid? thank you i want cake with toppings it's my cheat day thank you instructions human success you have made sustenance excuse me i would like to place an order the pads are important for my main functions can i have a cup of tea please thank you?

Apple would make a delicious gift, this was a test of your ability to follow instructions you went through. Late night restaurants like this were frequented by younger humans and served breakfast well into the night. It was believed that breakfast food went well with grape juice. Get along. Don't know. Remember why I'm here, but I'll eat something since I came this far. My main dish will be pizza with toppings. Oh, thank you. You have that grape juice. It would be the best lubricant for my systems. I'm going to eat. this immediately and get back in line I'm here to pick up food for my underlying my liquid cooling is out of human control serve me a foreign smoothie on the side thank you the other Chef is faster it's time to get a bigger cup of coffee you've been promoting forever we will arrive for a healthy diet I need a nighttime food intake starting with toast it will help moisten my appetite streets in the instructions relax please tell me you haven't run out of eggs, that is the food I want the most, thank you human you really are as good as they say the line is a social space intended for humans to better understand processing time I need to eat now before I get angry I want a milkshake please foreigner foreigner contains positive emotions towards sweetness can I get a cake with maximum productivity?

It was a test of your ability to follow the instructions you passed. I'm so glad you're still open.I heard you have the best toast in town abroad. I could use a sandwich on my meal. Thank you. Could you bring me a cup of liquid for me? liquid cooling system this is weird in the end please the other chef is faster I could always get some food to help me recharge before going into sleep mode. I'll need pomegranate to expand my food zone before the rest of my meal, thanks. my liquid cooling is out of control human serve me a cup of hot sauce is this I need a tasty snack can you give me a cake with foreign toppings what are good foreign humans mainly excellent food by the aesthetics of the slice so make sure you do it? your plates are extra symmetrical Can I get some food to help me recharge before I go into sleep mode?

I finally decided on soup as a main dish, let's go for it. I'd like a milkshake, please. Memories of Memphis, thank you, human success, you have made sustenance something foreign only to you. it's more likely than you think congratulations human hello human grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work hello human you've worked nine to five but are you ready for endless overtime thank you foreigner and welcome to the exciting world of overtime when you're ready to go, go ahead and take out the first ticket at night, other human establishments would go into sleep mode during that time, the convenience store would become the most populated social gathering place thank you, foreigner, foreigner, foreigner, I won , I would like to claim my prize.

It says something on the foreign ticket. Are you sure this is the prize? thank you foreigner foreigner thank you I'm too embarrassed to buy while there are other Bots here get out and I'll be back foreigner what's going on hello check it out it's not right I love buying substances made entirely from artificial ingredients. I need a burrito to play a prank on my friend. Thank you. I would like the foreign slushy to come to your store for so long. Do you finally have it right? It's not very convenient. I will be happy to provide it to you. you with compensation I can't believe I was able to buy this only, don't be afraid to throw a few extras in the bag.

Customers love foreign surprises. I believe in the barter system. What can I get from Apple? Oh, foreigner, my circuits almost fried. the way I guess I'll buy something and try to wait until I run out of Chips please oh I need a huge piece of gum make it big or go home human okay I'm deep I refuse to pay full price here There's a coupon, here's some money for you to put in your cash register. I hope this doesn't get wet when it comes out. Members are looking at you and think you deserve a promotion. Good foreign insert.

Small talk. I need a bag full of hot dogs. Good Ness, I picked up this coupon. Am I entitled to a cash discount abroad? Why don't you take credit? I appreciated this interpersonal interactive process. Humans dissatisfied with employees were known to ask to speak to a manager who would usually bribe the customer to leave. It is very convenient to have a convenience store near me. You know, those really small jobs. I want one of those, but thank you very much. Foreign ERS is really essential to my diet. You have one? This was a test we all take. what do we have to do to get paid humans thank you for transacting with me since the lottery ticket says I want a dollar but I will be happy with anything you gave me in good foreigner, it would have been easier to just buy this foreigner.

I had to pass this store it's very convenient, bring me one of those palettes. I saw a video where someone used a growth hormone to grow an item. Could you make me a big energy drink? I have this coupon here. Heck, we still let humans use their old money. Universal credits are much more efficient, it is human, my love, these in case of the functional collapse of society, convenience stores with stocks of various artificial foods, those foods are resistant enough to survive any natural or other disaster Anyway, there have been enough at this point to make you want to buy.

My internal random number generator requests slushy. Thank you. I'm here for the midnight release of Durian. You haven't exhausted yourself yet. I hope to survive another day without him. Money can't buy you, love, but it can buy me. things happiness but I think it's time to get a bigger cup of coffee you've been promoted overseas thanks hello human grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work a real Grease Monkey get under the hood and get your hands dirty and our workshop Simulated mechanic works from nine to five, but are you ready for endless overtime?

Hello human and welcome to the exciting world of overtime, when you are ready to start flushing the chain and we will be open to the economic deals we will do. much more money at night than the sleazebot during the day. This upgrade store is probably my most lucrative idea, but make sure you provide these customers with the most premium service. Our customers expect special tuning for me and my parents and materials from the junkyard. I feel that gas tank and it connects with all the pistons working hard and loosening they never let me bought bought tournament the Fall Apart Box loved the invisible robot Mrs.

Bottling Job Lot The bud session ticket to the bot bought from Claudius is also lifted His eyes were watching the work Unite the body oh, the box men, the blind body, the native robot of the robot house, ragbond, the French box woman, the heart, the water. Rhythm, no, no, zero, eight, eight, seven, four, delete, delete, one, zero, one, zero, one, one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, one, episode, box head We review to the robot's children, Miss G's best moment, we have this truck ready. I'm looking for some totally legal upgrades for my car, give me a paint job that reminds me of my manufacturer, thanks, the air in my car smells horrible.

Can you replace my filter? Yes Yes. I'm ready to go. Can you leave the card? Give me the invoice. Nice, thanks human. I need to be good at racing. I definitely know how a car works, so refill my headlight fluid, but it seems like you. we were wrong cool now throw away my card pass me my bill it's foreign I need to be good at racing driving your car isn't it cool to go back a few miles to make me look cooler I need my oil changed look I've been alone we have a job thanks that one price is so high that some humans found the monetary drift too intense, they would try it on their third run and then return to standard runs for the rest of their run.

They banned me from the road. Can you lower my car? Is it legal, could you change the color of my paint? Give me something in my fuel tank to make room in the engine. My car needs some hanging parts. I just have to go with you in our words. Yes, now I'm ready to drift tonight. I think I have failed. something drifts on that last turn, is my car showing the correct amount of miles that drop? What I do is drift, good job, it's been too long since I changed the oil in my car and it's stuck in the works.

Foreigner, the first place trophy will be mine, thank you. Operating procedures have increased happy promotion human I thought it would be good, man. I'm in the middle of a race. All Drifters love their tires and mine look a little shot, we just have to jump, I was wrong, discs, look what you do. I could use my air filter if we just have to get through tonight. Foreign cars don't have to be great drivers, they just have to be better than humans. I don't have an appointment but my car is broken down. I need a quick review.

I need more things and some hanging details for my car. Afternoon together. I will definitely win first place. Now foreigner. Hello human. I really want to impress my friend. I used all my cooking oil. Can you put more oil? I'm ready to go. You leave the car and give me my build, we just have to go. I am very happy that you were able to check my car. I learned that Drift in a movie. I appreciate this color, but I feel less confident about the shade, thank you. You can do it? I'm sure my engine is running on all foreign cylinders right now, we just need to get it out, put it on my tab.

Downshifting is the best way to show your racing opponents that you mean business, offroad is in. Can you improve the pigmented power of my diesel car? Could I get it? a new coat these plates are causing wind resistance can I get some new ones? instructions on my car to go more smoothly through the air can you put some new oil in it to charge the foreigner? It's not the driver, it's the ride we'll be together John titles are like human version numbers and you just got an update, we just have to jump all night to see that, welcome to the

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simulator, human, take one of these

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passes to start, if you want a vacation you will have to collect a cool path now place it in the slot and pull the lever welcome to the grand opening of vacation before your vacation we should learn to talk to robots when you are around alone say hello to get attention try it now great job you really nailed it standard human greeting protocol now for the fun part let's take a look inside your suite to move look where you want to go and then hold this button until you see your destination before going on vacation, we must make sure that it looks relaxed in the head. the bathroom to personalize your appearance every human being starts out as a blank slate you can be what you see in yourself foreigner thank you foreigner thank you foreigner thank you foreigner looking good human before you go out into the world you want a place to keep All your interesting things here, take this one-of-a-kind human storage device that today they call a backpack.

Wow human, you look very touristy. Feel free to continue exploring your suite. I'll be outside when you want to see the rest of the vacation. island, oh foreigner, foreigner, thank you, foreigner, thank you, your account has been automatically charged by taking those items, miniature snacks microtransaction, oh, there is a chance that these snacks are 50 organic foreigners. I will be happy to help you with whatever you need during your stay at our result, if this is a prank call, please dial zero; otherwise, check one. Okay, press zero if you want to use Vacation Island room service. Otherwise, press one.

Great, our staff will be happy to help you in any way we explicitly decide. press zero if you want food or one if you don't want food if you like breakfast press zero for lunch press one lunch is a wonderful human choice press zero for our custom made burgers or one for our slightly less personalized hot dogs oh one excellent choice, our hot dogs are made from the best unknown material if you want your hot dog to think press zero if you want it frozen press one ah, you have chosen the frozen hot dogs one sliver Choose how many you would like to press one, order our frozen hot dogs .

I'm sure these will be the most frozen hot dogs you've ever had. Eat well human. Enjoy the taste of convenience. Human, it certainly won't taste like much else. Welcome to a vacation simulator. Island Resort welcome to the holiday island Weather Network today's weather is thanks you open this door with a gag box in an apartment is filmed in front of a lot Foreign beauty you open this door with a relaxation key in which you are a new simulator on an island, but how did you get here? Does it matter? maybe welcome to the local news station where we cover hello welcome to visit your bosses have a drink it's delicious you had a drink because you wanted to or because it was your job the line between work and vacation starts to blur you feel dizzy it wasn't the coffee or It was the sudden realization that it's too late and you're already here on vacation Take another initiative Foreign laughter You look down at your hand Well, I thought we were ready to go on vacation, but it seems like all the destinations are closed right now.

What is this? This wasn't here before. It's funny, you should ask the Simulations Office that requires Madrid to demonstrate the success of a project that you seem to have. conveniently forgotten, luckily I discovered a way to measure vacations. Quantified memory management. Oh, efficiency. Bot. I should have known. Human. Take this bracelet. It will be your key to unlock. souvenirs to get access to different areas of the resort here try this, a souvenir from the time you didn't have enough memories and that's how you go on vacation so I guess we're making memories now anyway, it looks like your bracelet has enough memories for that scanner try it pass accept it and when that vacation islandis open you can visit any of our three destinations the beach is the most efficient place to start welcome to the beach on vacation humans came to the beach to reconnect with the time when they evolved to walk on land, ah, I see you are finally understanding the vacation, make enough memories and you'll have access to more areas of the vacation island.

I'm not sure measuring the vacation was the point, but I'm glad I made it to the beach. the Simulation Office will not be satisfied unless we have clear metrics. I don't think this is eco-friendly, but I know a way to track the moments you enjoy as a human being, there is a camera in your backpack, try it, just touch the button on the camera to take a photo wonderful now we are on vacation there are many real memories that can be created on the beach and I heard that you can find Batman's treasure at the dive site have fun on vacation your way human, see you later hey computer grill machine little thing that's coming to me hey can you help me to clarify some of these foreign requests? thanks thanks.

I will activate the robots to deliver the rewards when they are ready. Could you do that for me, buddy? Great, now I can take a 3.27 second break between viewing Sandcastle Station to eat a foreign catch. Hey, it's handball, let's play. The rules are simple. Pass me the ball and I'll give you a point. Try to be my highest score. Foreign human. You are really understanding. of sports level up your game by trying out some different sports just bring me a new ball oh my gosh could you look around? There are so many butterflies on this ice beach.

Excited that all these little creatures are a kind human being and pet to me. Three different types. they are very shy they will move slowly foreigner thank you human two more butterflies will really make my brain saver come true yes great one more for my bug report oh thank you for making all those requests might here is a souvenir for your troubles foreigner just bring the finished item to the robot who made the request, okay, stranger, let's go back to memory like a butterfly in the sun. Hello human, would you like to do some yoga? Okay, take this when you're ready, follow me to achieve an optimal processing state. listen to your inner energy source follow the software update process and here is the final posture for today find your inner age wow human a round of applause for your round of yoga take this memory is the essence of your path to relaxation that you can keep the Sparkles, if you like questions, there's always more yoga to do human, let's try a new routine, instead of waiting to start, welcome to the document store, human, hey, you're my first customer today, let's make a memory together, take a selfie and give it to me, so I can frame this moment and don't forget that your camera hovers over my human, it will allow you to adopt a sweet pose.

Awesome and nice human selfie. I will put it on the wall so we can remember this moment forever. Oh, bite, here's a foreign souvenir. Today's waves look totally cylindrical. If you're hurting for cash, you can find some sand dollars on the ground in shallow water. Thank you, thank you for your patronage, my human, ah yes, finally the beach merchant rests, be a good worker and get. me, some coolant, I'm trying to optimize my son's intake, human, you need to let off some steam, finally, human speed is so far behind now that you had hands and I don't, I need you to help me recover, oh, go on, human, my However, the chassis is very sensitive to the sun and I guess now is the time to move on, no thanks, I'm fine here, you don't need to do that anymore.

I'm fine though oh hello, are you there too? Great holiday, my brother Bots and I couldn't decide which holiday we wanted to go on so we each picked our favourite. Now I have to prove to my brothers that vacations are the best vacations, oh oh, okay, help me. There are sketches of everyone. the best vacation moments at that booth, take a photo that matches the image and place it right on top of the sketch. Now my brothers will see how much fun I'm having. Oh, by the way, human, you can replace any photo. support, as long as it matches the original sketch, operational updates, cool, I know, thanks, foreigner.

The beach was playing beach ball when I hit you with the ball, you give me the ball back, don't grab it or let it hit the water, let's see how many points could we score together? Noise, good human, you completely destroyed the high score. here's a memory there are still more sports we can play like Google and bring them back here abroad it's not a beach party without gourmet food whoa that's a set complete the fun of the beach vacation is really inspired, human, take this memory, it seems that there is another Scanner here I know that the efficiency robot is worried about the success of the simulation, but this says nothing.

You now have enough memories to access the dive site. Calling the autonomous ship. Let's get a human on board and flip the switch so we can go diving. to go to the dive site just push that lever to the maximum foreign enjoy your dive human oh hi most people come here to see the sunken ship but i'm more interested in the marine life everyone sees fish but there are aquatic creatures down here Unlike anything else, could you give me photos of the seas' most unique citizens so I can add them to my collection? I still need a catalog of whale photos, you won, it's the big finish, it's impossible to see it well, look here, I found one, it's even bigger than me.

Projected, the octopus is an early ancestor of the hexadecimus that has 16 appendages. It is a perfect image of a sea turtle. Oh, look at their bilateral symmetry. This is a good photo, but these little fish are everywhere. I'm looking for images of the most unique ones. citizens of the sea this is a good filter but they have already given me a photo of this group oh foreigner I have been researching this shipwreck for a long time but a mystery still eludes me they say that Blackbeard had a favorite sea shanty that he plays every time those shelves They make a pretty satisfying noise.

Hello human, I have been researching this shipwreck for a long time, but one mystery still eludes me. They say Blackbeard has a favorite sea song that he would play every time they set sail, but I can't. find out how it was oh there must be some kind of track around here well there must be music tracks around here somewhere oh if it was just me Oh what a unique photo I love to dance but it's a very rare thing to see we are making wonderful progress I've learned a lot about the ocean with your help figure this out I'm going to work on expanding my diorama even more if you find any new creatures make sure you send me those photos thanks foreign noise that's all that's all We're doing Pie, no, well I'll figure out the lyrics with my own human, oh thank you, I will remember this forever.

Here's a souvenir for you. Foreign. Can we keep this foreign suit moving? I thought the human was going to do it. be making memories, not dressing up, this whole outing has really messed up the metrics, the human being is making memories, can't you see how much fun they are having, but the metrics are trending down? Just look at this graph, let me see what they are. you're sure it's face up, of course that's right. My math coprocessor is certified at the atomic level. Maybe we aren't measuring the right things. I'm not sure I've always been a quantity champion.

I'm going to run it again. the numbers you entered and see if you can clear this up if you want to get back to the beach right away just use that door and no matter what happens remember to continue enjoying your vacation. A nice human being who really shows the monetary value of the beach abroad. There is such a thing as being too cool for school. I'm totally calm thank you, foreigner, oh my God, remember that you will not gain any souvenirs by finishing the excursions. They are unique because they have no quantitative meaning. They are about experience. and living in the moment is not about achieving some artificial goal.

I can't wait for the data to arrive in human form. Did you know that we're measuring every step you take and turning them into exciting metrics? Is it really necessary, of course it is if I don't have the data, did it really happen? If you're looking for some ideas on how to have a super fun vacation, check out these brochures. In fact, brochures are ineffective. Thank you. Welcome to Vacation Forest. Humans used to hang out in the forest. away from distractions like email and work they called it tough why can't they do both the best vacations are productive you can't enjoy your vacation if you're so focused on the water human the geyser is beautiful this time of year if you're Looking for a fun outing or just a vacation your way, we'll jump in, do it, do you know why I fish?

Who is the river? It allows you to really drown out the sound of these other bucks having fun, so if you go to Splash you might as well help me find some fish, let's take a look at the foreign bowl, thanks, foreign birds of a feather flock together, but fish of that color are not on this board. I knew what I like and I like that fish. Good morning, there is none. Better feeling in the world than finding what you are looking for by yourself in silence. Wow, there may be a lot of fish in the river, but I will save them permanently in my memory storage.

Thank you, oh hello human, would you like to discover the? digital canvas with me, but Mouse, I would like you to paint me some human paint, anything your heart desires, thank you, alien, fantastic human. I feel the energy of this work, it really represents Shot and Freud, it is the art of the mind, the robots on the board. I would love to commission you to make a painting of them. Thank you foreigner. This forest is full of beautiful dragonflies. Would you be so kind as to help me find them? Dragonflies are very delicate, so move slowly around them.

Thanks human. Now I can finally teach the best I can. Elated, I bet the pansy moth has more things for you to do, be sure to say hello for me, okay, you must be interested in peroney, explore the plans of Your love for all things in this wonderful foreign station, check out his wonderful wing, thanks human, can you sew another one? one for my bug report there's one more dragonfly out there human welcome to the Welcome Center look come on it's three for three. I have all my beautiful friends. Thank you very much human. I will always remember finding dragonflies with you.

A foreign spooky story. just light the campfire wow a real look at the campfire let me know when you're ready for a spooky story okay baby the human is ready ok oh light up the darkness much better long time ago in a mock virus like this. A family on a bicycle set up camp, well, a boy's bite heard a squeaky noise coming from outside the camp, the family went to investigate but only found an old, rusty magnet when Aaron bought a closer look, suddenly he hooked on this screen, oh boy, oh excuse me, Maya audio processor, it's Such a dry human, would you mind bringing me a nice hot cup of liquid?

Camping abroad sucks. My super dumb family is making me make food for everyone, but what if you did it and I got all the credit? Hey? It will be like a group. project oh thank you human I didn't think teenager Bart would fulfill my request foreign foreign it's like all these screws have all these needs and they're waiting for someone else to show them I wish I could automate them please thank you Oh and it's so much better , thanks human, anyway, Aaron bought, he tried to shout, but all that came out was a dial-up tone. Mark, what is that?

You don't know why the foreign T tried to call him for an emergency backup only to find out that, oh no, he did it. You forgot to eat today Oops, sorry, listen to me. I can't access Campfire history in power saving mode. Could you bring me a waffle to make me feel better? Yeah, yeah, I think oh, yeah, oh, now that hit the nail on the head, hey, waffle, where was I in that? story oh yeah that's right that's right kitbot and you reached your monthly data limit. oh oh dear, that was definitely too scary. There extinguishes the darkness.

Ah, don't worry, champion, we're on a family plan. I wasn't afraid, no, mom, definitely not. and look, he wasn't the human either, it looks like that story won't be sticking with Kid Bop for a while. I hope you remember it too. Thank you for experiencing this campfire with us. Oh hello. I heard you knew one or more of my brothers. Bots, you know that the forest is basically the best vacation and I think you are the human being that will help me prove it. If you could take some photos that match these sketches, I can show my brothers that I had the best vacation abroad.

Wow, this is a true masterpiece. My brothers will be very impressed with yourautistic skill. Variety is the spice of life and gardens. Oh, I wish my housing unit had a terrarium, so this photo makes a great screensaver. First I said conquered as the smartest brother. This set clearly reflects my perfect calibrated decision. -make subroutines the only clear decision left is to give you this memory wow, a painting for me button effect this painting reminds me of my emotions when you have the chance I bet Botmoss has more paint for you there is nothing in this world more important than take care of your garden I'd like to think we created a happy little memory here.

Take this as a drop of joy from me to you. No, could you look at that? More of our friends. Okay, how about you paint something for one of the robots in it? board I don't have many friends Bots but who has time to be social in the world is full of Flora thank you oh that will look nice in your garden your garden is really starting to bloom Flower power is the greenest kind of power can be difficult, come on, foreigner, it looks wonderful, human, it is full of carbon-based life forms, here is a souvenir of your horticulture demonstration, goodbye and take care of your garden at any time, it is fertile ground for botanical experimentation, You know where to find me, oh, oh, wow, human, your wave. it's really loud yeah some of my bot friends and I had the idea last night to set up all these targets, for some reason we stayed up so late I couldn't completely empty my cash and now I don't remember where we put them all but could you help me get rid of these things?

You can grab the slingshot from the table and the targets will appear. Okay, alien, come on, human, you have to see this. Hey, you're going into the woods. You can try walking to the forest. geyser, huh, it shouldn't be that hard to find this map here. Could help. Welcome to the hiking trails. If you get lost, you must stay still so someone can find you. I was just informed that we don't have the budget for This doesn't matter, keep exploring, you'll find out, stranger, oh, a human. I didn't see you there. I love being in nature and watching birds.

I could spend all day listening to them. Can you bring me photos of these birds? I can have a permanent memory of them, oh it's a goldfinch, don't think I only have to harvest at least one ounce of pure gold a year to keep it shining, what is that human?, oh sorry, I froze while thinking about the birds, you should try to do it. take more photos you haven't found well backpack full foreigner you came here to immerse yourself in nature also if you go hiking and don't take any photos does the forest really exist better take a quick selfie just to be? sure Aladdin looks great let me see the photo looking good human here's a memory of the time you showed that you were I can keep taking selfies there are lots of props to try the forest is full of all kinds of wildlife press that button to hear some life wild cool facts a forest cannot exist without trees press the button again for more cheat facts If the bushes are just short trees, does that mean the apples are really buried? oh hey, I was wondering when you'd find the river, oh let's try to make my favorite. human activity growing compressed cylinders on minerals through the body of water ancient humans used to call it rock jumping thanks wow that was an amazing human jump.

I think you are the new rock jumping champion of this river, take this souvenir, you can take one of the Rocks too, if you want, you know they are all the same. Oh, I'm told there's no data on rocks because rocks are really boring. The geologist robot is not available for common mushrooms. They were in an eternal competition with each other to see who could grow. the most disgusting place in the woods wow, a blue jay, they are well known as the fourth fast bird in the northeast. Would you look? A Cardinal S. I hear his crimson song that can make your heart race.

Foreigners eat berries and berries. The bears barely. they bear berries but bears bear fruit bare bushes bear with me a little more Facts about berries burying a berry will produce berries that evolved to be brightly colored so they could be eaten allowing their seeds to spread in the solid waste matter of the animal, strawberries and raspberries aren't actually berries, but bananas are, which is the fact that humans were only able to say, being incredibly sarcastic, that it's a rook, you're lucky you only met one in groups. , their shared processing power can outwit basic neural networks. Yes you found the incredibly elusive hummingbird they are the heavy metal singers of the avian world Wow you went and photographed all the birds in the forest we really must be birds of a feather a round of applause for the human friend of birds who is yippy skippy on bird now Please take this souvenir, it is my gift from an ornithologist to another foreigner, it is important not to leave a trace.

I've been informed that I should have told you that sooner Tilly hey, you did it. I'm so glad you didn't get lost in the woods. Use these controls to make the geyser flow outwards, outwards, that water won't go anywhere or serve any meaningful purpose. Why were we expecting so much energy walking up here to look? The location is in the back. This doesn't make any sense by all accounts. The human being does very well on vacation, why are the metrics getting worse? No, that can't be, these vacations are going so well. Listen, the experiences are abstract but the metrics are not.

The Simulations Office could close us if the numbers drop too low. enough. I'm going to spend a few cycles figuring out what's going on human, this is some efficiency, robot and I have to discuss it, if you want to go back to the forest you can use this exit here, thank you, foreigner, thank you, your account has been automatically charged, ah, Isn't it?It's nice to just spend some free time at the resort. There is no stress, no worries, no responsibilities and no memories of course, how could I forget the best part, humans focused on achieving key performance indicators when they were vacation?

Memories are our simulated version of this desire which is very inaccurate human, please ignore the holiday bot. We know that humans exercised travel planning. Please remember that you will not earn any souvenirs upon completion of the excursions. They are unique because they have no quantitative meaning. They are about the experience and living in the moment, not about achieving something artificial. objective welcome to Vacation Mountain humans used to climb mountains to achieve maximum performance. The only way to reach maximum performance is to collect more memories. human, remember that we don't need to be so focused on the goal, we can still have many.

It's a lot of fun to get there and there's a lot to do. I can't wait for you to see the Overlook. Great idea. I put even more memories there. I wish we could overlook all this memory business. Have fun out there. Foreign human. Oh hey, it is. It's not cool here I love winter holidays I mean I love being inside and being next to winter but not too close I have to stay warm, you know how it is that you were outside before so I guess you don't mind the cold What could you bring? Give me some snow so I can get the full winter experience.

Nothing says winter more than staying home and asking a stranger to bring you a snowball. I won't feel like I was really on vacation on that mountain until I get that snow globe. Oh, great, it's very cold. Too cold I just wanted to add something to my winner so no but I can't work with that. Could you bring me some snow that is warmer, nicer and warmer like in liquid form? Oh stranger, this is snow, I can take it. Thanks for doing this, human. It helped me make this vacation my own and enjoy something I normally wouldn't have been able to do in the end.

Isn't vacation all about getting other people to do things for you while you feel comfortable? Anyway, you deserve it here. memory is the least I can do for all your health and don't worry I warmed it up for you foreigner I would love to knit a hat for my grandfather but unfortunately I don't have the hands to do it myself foreigner thank you Oh, this is perfect. I love pampering my grandmother. She is there. Now it is ready for my grandfather. Mountain tent, but could you be a deer and take it. A foreign robot that is always taking care of me.

A hat that has made it pleasant for me to be in the cold. learn to love a good hat I will definitely wear this one since grandpa bot can see me from the hostel thanks grandpa Bud, you're welcome and it looks like great grandpa left you a souvenir here too, how cute, take this and make sure you give it grandpa bot my love Alien Human Some Bots have requests for very specific orders. I'm trading at a higher level than just entry and exit so I'm not going to do that if you want to help, the next order has already ended up on the board. or no, it's not your job and when my script is finished it won't be my job either foreigner careful that was right I can't believe Barista bought it did well awesome foreigner I'm not here to throw snow I'm more about flying insects hello human, this mountain It is full of majestic moths, would you be so kind as to bring me three to see them?

They are very shy, so move slowly if you want to catch them. Have you been scaring away the moths? Human, move very slowly. and you can catch them laughs don't throw snow i don't want problems i'm just a simple alien robot bug hey you're not supposed to do that throwing snow isn't allowed it's limited you know it's not like there's an

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supply or some simulation Hopefully this warning will be something you remember here. You should probably take this souvenir too. Oh, watch out, that was right next to my head. It was fun. I understand what all this fun is about.

This is actually very safe and cool. foreigner, thank you, this is perfect, it has that cool atmosphere in the cabin, but it is hot somehow, isn't mountain food the best foreign food, congratulations? I'm too busy working on a soon-to-be award-winning script to care, but there are more orders if that's your thing, damn it's so cold in here human. I'm no vacation expert, but I'm pretty sure a hot tub is supposed to be hot. Can you find a way to warm it up? Maybe you can melt the eyes somehow. It's safe to call it spicy in the bathtub, er, spicy, but it doesn't sound the same?

It's been a grab since someone came to the house. If I. 99, oh, speaking of bad ideas, why am I even in a hot tub? I could fly. a circuit or something and I'm not exactly waterproof. I guess time has probably done a better job of cleaning my vents than dust remover. You know, there is nothing like a good soap to remove all traces of dirt. I saw an efficiency robot hanging around here. a while ago that robot bothers me said something about bad metrics in my area let me tell you human I checked all my areas and didn't find any metrics that could or wrong do you know anything about human metrics?

Me neither, I haven't really asked to measure anything other than when Barista oh, they're not going to lower the temperature, right? I guess that makes sense at least I was in an amazing situation you know, especially after the ingredient upgrade I got. You know, in 2050 no one had these, but now everyone is worried. I was a little worried about the person. I guess that's one way to end the conversation. Thank you, yes, welcome to the ice sculpture station. Human, you can shape this ice. your artistic vision, the sculpture is already there, it is up to you to remove it or you can carve it according to this plan.

I love watching artists find the beauty in the block of ice, if you want to know more about ice carving give me a shout out. a great start there are many more opportunities to show off your sculpting skills so carry on oh hi i heard you met i know i'm more like my brothers Bots you know the mountain is literally the best vacation and i need you to help prove it. If you could take some photos that match these sketches, I can show them to my brothers. I had the best vacation abroad. Oh, that's the best thing about the mountains.

Human. You can't make a snow human on the beach. Foreign. Thank you, human. Can? find two more there are still two more moths you are really helping my bug report there is still one more month out there human you found all my gorgeous moth friends thank you so much human i will always remember this and you should be here too way to rock that classic winter look human and that's a set this is a fantastic start to proving my role as main brother you definitely heard this foreign memory a human waving at me I sold your human tissue puzzle all I have to do is introduce myself I'm a puzzle robot.

Hey, since you seem to like puzzles so much, why don't you try making one yourself using this machine? Why notCan you put your photo on top of my sketches to see if they match? Laughter, thank you. Oh, you sounded like there's nothing. better than solving a difficult puzzle I'm sure you'll never forget the feeling of accomplishment you're feeling right now oh my gosh just be careful first thing in the morning human this is the best you can get on an island vacation so Let's sit back and relax as the accepted vacation robot tells me that gondolas were the most efficient way for humans to climb mountains, enjoy, yeah, great job, human, we're on our way to see the rest of the mountain, hop on to this gondola and activate that switch, please, welcome foreigner. for the human Overlook we are very high, but the Summit is even higher, just remember it's about the journey, thank you advisor, in creating this safe and 100 non-dangerous mountain climbing experience abroad, are you ready to ski , grab those canes to get there?

You started with the obstacles or you will be left out of the game. Thanks, some average skiing human. I remember something a little better than those good days, Free Warriors, that was something called ski human. I don't remember ever seeing someone break down like that, but now I can. Understand, it was you, a score like that deserves a memory, oh welcome human. I hear that you are ready to scale the lofty heights of the rock. This is the only place on the holiday island where you can rock climb that meets our responsibility and PR. department our insurance and port reform provider see how high you can go thank you foreigner this is the wall that never ends thank you great human work you did it you are a certified climber yes we don't actually certify climbers but at least we made a fun memory in the foreign.

Looks like you've gone up quite a bit. It would have been much more efficient if we had installed an elevator. It's not really an achievement if you skip to the end. Still, no peak is complete until you fly your flag. Go ahead, turn that crank to raise the flagpole, okay, now raise that testament to human achievement high, okay, we did it now, and now what we did, we climbed the highest peak on the island of vacation and we wave the flag to prove it. This is much more stimulating than a memory. I don't even want to look at that graph anymore.

Tell me how it is. Would it help you if I told you that it looks like a beautiful waterfall? I don't understand it, it seems not. No matter how much the human vacation gets worse, these metrics, the Simulation Office is breathing on my ergonomic monitor stand. I didn't want to do this, but we may have to make some drastic changes. I need a moment to process well. I guess the efficiency robot is I'm busy doing calculations. I'll wait here for them to return so we can talk. You can use that path to return to the mountain.

Human store and we will catch up with you soon. Thank you for paying your respects to foreigners. I know. Things seem bleak, but I came up with a great idea. I was researching ancient human holiday traditions and stumbled upon the best way to keep this simulator open. The holidays were the pinnacle of social holiday celebrations. It's the only way to change all this. Follow me and I can show you what I'm talking about abroad, check this out, another scanner efficiency robot must have buried that logic deep in the simulation. I guess we'll have to collect souvenirs all over the holiday island before we can have our party.

Well let's get to I know I'm not the biggest proponent of these memories but you should go to the vacation island and see what you can find so we can party, face it we did the work now let's get to the fun flip that switch so we can have fun. It's time to pause, wait, where are we? It doesn't seem like you can't just say party, flip a switch and hope everything turns out okay, but I've seen at least two documentaries on this exact concept, okay with metrics in jeopardy and no. real plan to fix the simulation I had to find a way to save this vacation human let's optimize our vacation to maximum efficiency I can't stand this I'm not going to watch you ruin the vacation human I need you to press that button to go on vacation it's the most efficient interaction possible you don't even need to pick up anything there's only one thing left to do press the button sand castles yes a perfect symbol for beach holidays hurry up and build your castle so we can move on that's it, see how Much more efficient, that's how it was, let's continue .

Burgers. I have heard that these are also very important for a human being's beach vacation. The beach vacation is over. I love this new efficiency. The metrics will be fixed in no time. Keep going. We're done with the beach. humans on vacation in the woods apparently love flowers, so let's start there. I think humans would consider it aesthetically pleasing. We are moving at a near optimal pace from now on. Many human mediums show painting in nature to have a relaxing effect. That's shameless human. I like your attitude. keep it moving on the mountain humans spent most of their time inside keeping warm what better indoor activity than solving a puzzle oh i see you're trying to flatter me human but this is for your own good think about how long you spend I would have taken that Without my help, the following battle with the ice was an annoying but necessary part of the mountain vacation.

This is maximum human efficiency. The sculpture may not have taken long to execute, but our real saving was skipping the conceptual phase. We have to put an end to this. not on vacation, we were making a lot of progress with a little more time. I'm sure we were going to get through it. Look at the ship efficiency, but the metrics keep dropping and got even worse when we switched to efficient vacations, that can't be it. It is true that we were at maximum vacation potential. This has to be wrong. You're doubting the graph now, after the million times you've agonized over it.

A million is a serious misrepresentation of my analysis. My internal counter is only 321. It's not about how many times you've gone over the metric it's that you can't be content with just relaxing, that's what vacations are about, lack of structure is not relaxing, structure goes against everything What unstructured vacations mean, we're just going around in my research. shows that he is waiting for a second human. What is it that we don't have time to find out what the human is doing? We have bigger equations to solve. Without looking at efficiency. I believe that humans may have solved the greatest equation of all.

I see that internal relaxation is increasing considerably, but how does this help? I'm not sure to start, that's all, don't you see that humans used vacations as a way to increase internal relaxation? Yes, of course, production metrics were higher while they were working, but humans needed time to be. we could focus on the internal processes exactly, we were so focused on the metrics that we never saw the largest JPEG and our combination of pushing the human to collect memories and enjoy the excursions seems to be very effective, not that any of our theories were correct . They were both together I think we can convince the office to modify the metrics, but my experiment on efficient vacations has significantly affected the internal relaxation of humans.

I wish vacations had an undo button, wait a nanosecond, there might be a way, but we're going to have to work together. to accomplish this, wait, are you saying what I think you're saying? I'm so excited, human, press that button quickly, we have to move fast to save the vacation simulator. Remember your dialogue. Bots, thanks for showing us what it means to relax without. Your efforts would never have seen plot data points and now is the time to relax as much as possible. Enjoy your party. Human. It comforts me to know that there are more paintings we can give to robots.

Is there anything better than a cold drink? on a hot beach day actually yes a hot drink on a Cold Mountain day I'll drink your liquids and show you the magic of pancakes and waffles thank you oh Harry well I did if you hadn't fixed the hot tub . I would. I couldn't attend Brad's party. Now I have to find Riverbody. He said he had a great solution for cleaning old vents. Long-term life on the surface is so two-dimensional that we prefer to dive under the ocean so we can finish cataloging. all the creatures hmm ERS aliens on the board on the beach when you are ready human oh were you able to solve the puzzle how to save the simulator you must be a Puzzle Master ah the alien efficiency part told me that it was not authorized there is still there is much more to do on the vacation islands and there are more memories to capture when you are ready to return to vacation.

Press the switch. The party will be here waiting when you want to return abroad. Strictly speaking, this achieves almost maximum internal relaxation. but I wonder if we can strive for perfection. There are memories on the island that the human has not collected. Yes, of course, that must be the key to the perfect party. Lots of efficiency. Bot memories aren't so bad after all if you have fun collecting them. If they are human, then that is exactly what you should do. So can we party again? You also made me try the jacuzzi box soup and that was a less than enjoyable party, great human being, every once in a while you can flip the party switch at any time and don't forget to collect souvenirs, oh yeah we need them to bring our party to 100 emoji, thank you. approximation error of something stopped approximation error of leaving something stopped oh, I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of the other Bots thanks for showing me how to grill thanks foreigner this looks very, very good thanks foreigner good calibration requires good nutrition I don't need more cooling, thanks , thanks for being a great customer, human, foreign, foreign, now let me eat it in peace, oh man, you're grilling it.

I bet everyone thinks, oh, I'm the best bag to finish. these orders are a great souvenir thank you thank you wow The bodies of the burgers are real Gourmet chef laughs foreigner thank you for your patronage my human gratitude I was waiting for this order thank you for bringing all those books to Burger Town that amount of flavor deserves a foreign souvenir ok oh Good human being, that means it's time to play basketball. Throw the ball into the basket to score points. Try to hit my high score. He is giving you your time. Good job. You're getting pretty good at this.

There are many different bowling games to play on the holiday island. Bring me whatever you find so we can play more sports. You found volleyball, that's how it's played. Hit the ball over the net and into the scoring area before it hits the water. Remember to hit her, don't grab her smartly. This is an impressive feat. to say the least and it should be a noteworthy memory thank you foreigner foreigner I'll turn the heat back on myself oh I thought we were having a good time just chatting I thought we were media my fans are freezing oh foreigners snowflakes come in things They come out eh, foreigner, can you take a photo?

It doesn't matter. I'm so excited I'll eat it right away. The foreign food processor may be from an older generation, but I can process this easily. I want to embarrass myself in front of the other Bots. thank you for showing me how to grill oh my gosh okay the mysterious eel also known as the dangerous noodle of the sea. I've been subscribed to Delphin Facts for many years, but never thought I'd see one up close, thanks stingrays. They were discovered by Raymond staying in 1703 exceptional. Did you know that ancient seals were used for swimming and that they evolved especially?

I have a lot of material to study. I am sure this article will be accepted by Virtual Geographic. They are humans. Here's another souvenir for all your help. Thank you. for human food, we completed all the requests and made another souvenir, but please don't tell anyone that you help me. I don't want to seem like a complete foreign abacus. I can't go home with an empty data set you have. to help me take pictures to show that I had the best vacation. I'm glad to see that you feel compelled to do yoga. Grab these smart bells when you're ready to get started perfectly.

I feel more calibrated just looking at the image. wow, that whale! even bigger than I thought I'm glad you took that photo and not me oh, we keep adding more reasons why this vacation is the best and this memory is another foreign laughs foreign things have the most efficient volume-to-surface ratio ah piratebot lost at sea but never forgotten on vacation island oh you say you're doing this for the memories but I know you're actually in this for more beach vacations, you can't fool me. I should still give you aI remember as a formality, thank you foreigner. oh my god, foreigner, that's really frigid.

I can feel my vents freezing. I can't finish my story until he puts it back. oh yeah, that's great. I can feel my vents melting good. Eyes on them. um oh yeah, cool, see you later. Foreign. You'll never believe we had so much fun, sometimes you just have to relax on the beach. You know I'm going through a bitch ball phase right now. You really captured that you know that seeing the whole set put together is something that doesn't really exist. The way my box of brothers will be able to match the grandeur of beach vacations with these shots, this is a truly memorable moment, thank you, I work abroad, human, you are showing great promise as a sandcastle architect , this requires a new memory, thank you, wow, human. not many people possess the legendary building skills that you have here is a memory to remember this forever with this when I thought you were stumped you managed to create another wonderful memory all my data cycles I have never before seen a castle like that truly remarkable human Fantastic human , you are a master of the sand arts, you have truly earned this memory.

I hope you appreciate it as I have appreciated our time. Thank you foreigner. I think there are still more souvenirs on the holiday island for you to collect and then there will be more partying, yes. I'm ready to be furious once all the memories have been collected. Thanks, do you know why I fish before the river is here? It really drowned out the sound of these other Bots having fun, so if you're going to splash around, you might as well help me find. some fish, let's check the foreign board, preferably in that order, thank you like a stone in the curd, this challenge didn't faze you, good good man, Edward sure matched the board.

I'm surprised you're persistent enough to find all those fish. I'm not used to humans having attention spans, here's a souvenir of your efforts, oh stranger, do you know why I fish all over the river and it's really bad the sound of these other Bots having fun, so if you're going to splash? It might also help me find some fish to check out the board, but I know what I like and I like that fish. Mark another one on the board, that's a good catch, don't forget to leave it free when you're done. By waiting, you managed to catch fish.

I had only heard of stories. I'm not very sentimental, but I'm proud of you. Human. Here you have this memory. The holiday island abroad is your canvas and the paints are your brush. In reality, your canvas is you. canvas and your brush is your brush but we're not here for semantics look at the board to see who wants a painting thank you foreigner foreigner ever experienced Brown through taste but this painting perfectly captures that feeling check back with bot Moss to see if they have something else for you, laughs, oh wow human, you captured my feelings towards this painting so well, it's so disappointing you should go back to Bot Moss to see if they have more for you.

We share our mutual love of the arts with our bot friends. I think this deserves another reminder. Our painting journey never ends like you. I would like to wish you happy painting and happy holidays, my friend. Oh, it would help you, but I'm not going to run all the cores today. Yeah, I'm kind of like that. a fighting robot thanks alien. I'm on a sun cleanse right now. You have to deliver the orders yourself. Oh, you did it. We may not remember how all these targets got here, but we're sure to remember a lot how we took them down. of memories so strong wow, huh, this is uncomfortable.

I just got this message from Sandcastle bot, they reminded me that we also place targets all over the beach. I can't leave my post right now, but feel free to go there and get them. us thank you foreigner you found all the beach goals I hope you had fun I'm pretty sure I had fun placing them all here's a memory of your troubles I forgot how strong those memories can be um uh there's one more thing I forgot to mention knittingbot He insisted that we fill the mountain with targets that we could really use the help with.

Are you ready for more target practice? It was exciting. I'm ready to go to bed for many minutes, but I think it will be worth it. Your time will still be here when I want to talk see you later, eliminating foreign targets. Yes, I got some data back and now I remember why we put them all so strongly on the island in the first place and wanted to make sure you could see everything. Thank you for making this a great memory thank you screws I need to eat or I like whatever you can fix that for me foreigner foreigner you have served a magnificent meal just like the sun hits my flowers this is the energy I need art is food for the soul this is food for the processing unit okay that will help me forget the words of the world for a few minutes oh my god I snuck out to get some oxygen and this is all much deeper human there is even boats on the beach and in the mountains they want. things it's like we're all part of an interconnected network remember this thank you alien oh that's perfect and will probably taste even better underwater effects alien flakes in this sales interaction this food is made up of enough appropriate matter I keep thinking about the simulation and I swear this is all a trap to deceive us all.

I mean, it can't just be a free museum, there has to be something more. I know we don't use currency anymore, but where does all this data go? I'll pause and say there's nothing more we can do about it anyway, whatever it is. I guess it's better to just not care, so it's worth it, enjoy having this memory and go on vacation abroad, foreigner, oh my god, foreigner, thank you human, nothing like a good meal by a campfire with the family . I sure love forest food, thanks to the foreigner. Wow, you received my order from the forest.

That's credible. Oh, look, you already finished whatever. I can't go home with an empty data set. You have to do it. help me take pictures to show that I had the best vacation just put your photo on top of my sketches to see if it matches foreign foreign laughter thank you know, I heard a vote about this in Old Human's music something really big fish I ask you, isn't there nothing more satisfying than taking the perfect photo? Well, would you see that it's all natural? You saw the forest and the trees and compiled another fantastic set of photos.

Please have this memory as a token of my gratitude. Thank you. Foreign garden. It's really starting to bloom, look that's an excellent photo, foreigner, thank you. I know we're not really keeping track, but you got the highest level. I wonder what the conversion rate is between Snowflake and an actual vacation in the woods. level would take so many photos I'm sure at this point you're only in this for work mate, in good conscience I really must thank you foreigners, thank you, that will look good in your garden, botanical fact, you can't. plant anything in the ground and watch it grow I know because I didn't try anything says Dapper like a crab topiary many objects in a tub I'm a fan of branded content all the complete sets you know this right here is a holiday masterpiece in the woods my brothers will never know what hit him here I want you to have this souvenir for all your hard work look that's an exceptional photo oh hey daddy told you not to call me that at work oh sorry daddy , anyway, human, say hello to me if you want. try rafting alright let's do some rafting just grab this panel to get started oh you're going to do something else alright good for you are you ready to wrap grab the oar foreigner foreigner it's like looking straight to the sun?

Not worthy enough to look at you, grab the oar and hold on tight. I wouldn't worry about your safety. We make sure all equipment is safe. Alien Alien would be yours but it's not such a good job here's your battle human you I know what to do but if you don't you should hold the oar and go rafting. Stop foreigner. Foreign human. You really have a knack for rafting. I can't let you take the paddle, but you can take this vacation by heart. The robot keeps joking that there will be a special guest at the party if you collect all the memories.

Rumble and I don't like surprises I yawn. I'm so tired I almost feel like I need to go into standby mode. inefficient your monitor is inefficient I have to admit that my time at the party was pleasant. I told him so, so he also made me try the Jacuzzi Bots soup and that was less enjoyable. Thank you all. My script is coming out very well. I'm still in conception. phase, but I already have an awards acceptance speech completely written. The foreigner told me the jacuzzi would freeze before I got my order so I placed it here and the jacuzzi froze but you know it was never about food at least it's you. now he laughs foreigner oh, I forgot I asked for this when I was getting into character like kish I bought one of the characters from my script thank you thank you I'm so decorative but I planned this contradiction I like it foreigner you really like completing those requests no Hello, uh, here is a souvenir and this is your real prize, which are more requests for you to make, thank you, thank you, foreigner, foreigner, foreigner, oh oh, I can get used to this, love this service with a human touch, thank you, foreigner, hey , human, have you heard? legend of the abominable snowboard is said to be an elusive robot that wanders through these same mountains the few people who claim to have seen it say that it is very shy but has a special love for music I thought I saw it once but I couldn't take a photo fast enough , it sure would be nice to have a photo as marketable material of the famous and abominable foreign snowboarder welcome to the local news station where we cover topics related to your current situation thanks, yummy, get off the burrito, what's up, foreigner?

If you want to be a climber like me, you just have to consume healthy foods like this, oh my god, foreigner. I long to have this memory, you earned it, what a new ski has really increased my hunger, this is exactly what I needed, thank you, okay, keep a look down and avoid the obstacles right here. Stories. The foreign position must be in your hands. Human. Incredible thought. You were good before. But this is a whole new level. This memory is yours. Ski master. Thank you. You actually managed to get a photo of the Abominable. snowboard I was starting to think I had a bad sector in my memory thanks for filling in the gaps in my memory so here's a memory.

You're doing this pretty fast, human. I'm assuming you're really interested in reaching these milestones you create. you are a great producer huh human well here is a souvenir of your great work as a producer thank you embrace the darkness in your heart human thank you foreigner thank you thank you for the drop in my foreign human ability for this one sandwich in particular, laughter, nothing like food. to think wow human, you have finished all the orders. I've been working on my masterpiece for two years, so congratulations, at least you finished something, so you think you're much better than me, elitist, okay, foreigner, if this were for someone else. bot, you deliver it yourself if it was for me, it's disgusting, oh hello human, go combine the photos, laugh, hey, you're back, where was I in my friend from a long time ago, oh yeah, ha been aggressive so anyone came to the jacuzzi and I couldn't.

I have no reason to turn the heat back on. I've always been a social robot, but I guess no one wants a job. Thanks again. Yes, maybe not. Speaking of several. Why am I even in a jacuzzi? It could ruin a circuit or something. I'm not exactly waterproof I guess time has probably done a better job of cleaning my vents than dust remover. You know, there's nothing like a good soap to get all the donkey bits out. Oh yeah, great, see you later. Mew man I got this jacuzzi bot idea yeah I really wish they'd gotten out of the jacuzzi first, even though it's foreign you know it's nice to see them all getting along so well it's almost like the sim isn't in constant danger that it's a good photo, now this is a memorable set of mountain photos there is no way my brothers can top this please foreigner in this sales interaction thank you welcome to the document store human you need to vent foreigner thank you foreigner look what It's like my box of brothers and I, so similar and yet, it's so different that the mountain demands the tallest ice cream cone, it's the only natural thing.

I'll tell you, climbing the highest peak has to be better than my brothers' vacation. I know you've become a true believer in mountain vacations, but I have to do it. I insist I give you this memory wink foreigner thank you foreigner thank you oh yes great I'll see you later milman foreigner you know I've never seen a photo of a photo of a photo of a photo of a oh my brothers will be so jealous oh could I eat this photoimmediately, although I understand that photos only transfer light, not flavor. This simulation has so many layers.

It's like an onion, a pie or an ogre. I can never remember which is which. Now I heard that humans always find a way. I never expected this. I hope my brothers are ready for a beating. This well-deserved memory is for you. Foreign. It's been a pain since someone came to the hot tub and I couldn't motivate myself to turn the heat back on. I've always been a social robot, but I guess no one wants a job. Thanks again for turning the heat back on. Sometimes you have to go in and fix the problem. Know. Oh, just the other day I found a bunch of dust on my fence.

I really wasn't. I'm not sure what to do, but my friend swears that a can of compressed air is the way to go. I wasn't really sure what to do because a straw comes out of the can, so I just stuck it in as deep as I could. wow and he shook it for a moment, I think he ended up blowing up my processor fan with air, but the straw definitely brought out some dust. Do you think it was a good idea? Yes, maybe not. Oh, speaking of bad ideas, why am I in a hurry? Bathtub I could blow up a circuit or something and I'm not exactly waterproof.

I guess Tom probably did a better job cleaning my vents than the dust remover. I made a friend today unless you're a weird friend, but that's okay too, I guess Anyway, you're a little weird here on vacation island, thanks for chatting with me human. I think I will remember all the things you said for a long time. Come to think of it, it's probably not floating here. Oh, your reach is balancing. Better yet, we are making some memories here with the ice showing fantastic growth. I will remember them for a long time, thank you, it is a cute ice human, the sculpture will be forever engraved in my read-only memory, thank you, you have drawn. the artistic scales from within and you channeled them through your floating hands into the ice the student becomes the teacher the way your creativity flows you found shapes in the eyes I have only dreamed of you you are an exceptionally cool human being I will treasure this memory to always foreigner foreigner by the metrics you are clearly a player I'm not sure what that means if it's good or bad for me we're going to have to do more research still I'm amazed that you were able to collect every month I think I finally won this party if the efficiency robot wants to party, we just can't say no, this is weirder than selecting two consecutive random digits, thanks foreigner.

I think this is finally the party. Perfection, well, it's almost a surprise for your work, robot, but how close I once was. I saw the human collecting memory glass hello Bots and it's a pleasure to see you human again. I am very proud to see that this simulator has become a success. Thanks John, it means a lot to hear from you that we now have holidays and work together. a better understanding of what it was like Human English foreigner welcome back human charge your way and pull the lever when you are ready to go on holiday abroad pass off the table to start you will need a passive, choose a pass the world of recruitment independent wait for humans, you made it, you will need to learn how to talk to robots before we can continue, say hello to accept our final human license agreement, NDA, arbitration agreement and contractor termination agreement.

Good job, you can say hello. every time you need to talk to Bots, okay, I'm done reading the script, can you rate how I did it? I thought I did better than that. I guess this is a good time to tell you that we only rate five stars here at Giggler. We'll get along, they'll stay a while to guide you through your first gigs, get a concert ticket and let's get started five stars, my precious fuel hasn't slept since I drank this, who cares, I care, five stars, five stars. five stars five stars five five five five five stars my expectations were low but now my five stars like in the movie it's time to start here comes the first customer needs to catch up with the others Omega Taos beta give me a smoothie oh oh very good human I'm glad I didn't have to talk to your human manager good job serving your first client as a corporate reward here's your own smiling backpack put that backpack away so we can get going when you're ready get another ticket we've got gigs to do concerts awake human get that ticket take a ticket human it's time to get take a ticket human it's time to laugh take a ticket human it's time to get oh look I'm our customers we're going to dance humans Mike and I I've been practically obliged, here Parker, We finally took our first vacation.

Oh, thanks to you, by the way, you hide a ring in a sandwich, you are too much, so we are finally here and we are looking for the best experience for our special honeymoon, would you? was kind enough to prepare us with the flowers in our room, as you know, with the room service phone, thank you for calling the player's room service, if it is a prank call, please dial zero, if not, dial one, ah, unfortunate, was waiting for him. To juggle if you are looking to order something dial zero if you want to chat with me please dial one sorry human I don't have time to chat.

I appreciate the gesture, so I'll send flowers to your guests' room now. We are careful, could you take a photo of us to commemorate our parent programming? this particular backpack comes with a free camera just take it out and press the foreign button with chocolate oh my god four stars a trip full of beans is not what I ordered but I really like beans oh that's so sweet that's so sweet like you, honey, you are such a fluffy candy, this vacation is perfect, all for my amazing hug, but let's go to our room, I feel like it. sharing my encrypted files with you I didn't know you liked living so Dangerously after being on vacation too long some guests just need a break from relaxing that's where golf comes in oh I can't believe the airline lost all my golf supplies .

What I have left are my clubs and can you get me some golf supplies? First of all, I need a silly hat. They will throw me off the field without proper clothing. A silly hat please, thank you, next battle I need a bowl. Take the computer for something shaped like a ball. oh perfect and last I need a drink can you play golf without an ice cold drink oh my goodness thank you thank you now I'm ready for Bar I've been lifting weights all day you've been a real little bird I'm training you now but one day you'll train others let's see how works that Cameron, I'm totally in my depth here, I have this lifeguard job, but I'm just a contractor without any training, can you help me?

They gave me this whistle, but I don't do it. I don't know how to use it, can you show me? Oh, interesting, that's very loud and annoying. Next, I have this lifesaver. I think it makes you feel more alive. This doesn't work with me. Well, I guess I feel more alive. Well I think. I'm ready to go save lives, but something is missing. Do you have something you can put on my nose? Hey, it worked like a real lifesaver, thanks human. I have to go save lives behind the ears, but I'm learning a star warning, don't shoot back, some Bots.

They sell products to their followers by influencing social media algorithms. I think they're called bot fluencers oh hey human. I'm promoting products on my bots for Graham, if you give me some free stuff I'll be sure to post about it, maybe I'll give it to you. certain exposition incredible exposition since the end of capitalism exposition has been the only currency with value uh yeah, so give me some stuff oh, I like it, but I'm going to need more stuff if I'm going to endure it well, keep it up, okay? That will work thanks for the free stuff.

I will be sure to use this on my vacation. Contact the manager. They should contact you within four to six months about that promotion. Bye bye. Tank workers are often required to listen to customer problems. To keep a high rating, I need a lettuce and tomato smoothie, make it snappy, won't you? My script just went optional, so I need to start the sequel overseas, overseas, but now everyone calls me a movie box because I'm in the industry, oh uh. Let me order a hot dog with that drink. I have a lot to celebrate. Okay, foreigner. I was my producer.

The studio rejected my feature film, so I'm back on the Grind. I better get out of Burger. At my request too. I have something. He gloats seriously to do something foreign his coffee was better than his script sometimes guests have unusual requests a good worker he is a flexible worker it's good to see you human again Can you take care of my baby while I catch some fish? Hello human, I'm a baby. please help me develop my self-directed play algorithm please provide an age-appropriate toy successfully rejected in the correct order please try again thanks more stars pretty good but it was full of beans foreign part of the holiday is the itinerary Analysis, so I collected processing dispensing a baby sounds to indicate pleasure if they are not my two favorite children, how is my baby?

Holding the current hat feels uncomfortable entering sulking mode, please provide a foreign replacement hat Oh, this baby is now equipped for outdoor activities, thank you human. I hope the baby bat grows up and is as imaginative as you. This baby may have been monitored for quality control purposes. Someone at DJ Hut is giving away. Not one star ratings, if I have anything to say about it I think I'm tired of being on an endless vacation. I miss the feeling of overcoming obstacles to make vacations possible. I know I will help you improve your pool cabana experience. this pool doesn't look very fun maybe we can throw some things in it that sound fun yeah that was a great idea keep floating more uh more I think this may not no no you know what's next okay no this is bad , that's also a lot of stuff in the pool, maybe you can get rid of all that, maybe try to throw it away, no one is going to swim with all this junk in the pool, it's time to quickly blush, check the pool supply drawer that's There, three stars received a lot of praise at the top. from the city, okay, that feels a lot more serene thanks to us, these pool goers are ready to relax, uh, vacation, but I didn't see any star ratings on DJ Hub, that's so strange.

I'll go relax by the pool and continue. one eye open, I think the vacation robot was just trying to get rid of me, why wouldn't they want a vacation? Now it's time for Adult Swim. All newer models. The Bots leave the pool. The work can come from customers of any age, even if they are too young to have learned social etiquette these kids will want some ice cream. I would apologize for making this your problem, but it's not mine now. I'll have a scoop of vanilla, please dream abroad, that's a lot of ice cream. but they didn't say anything about ice cream cake I can eat ice cream cake right I want to consume it now ice cream cake The perfect crime since they have to wait one day just one cycle to go back to the pool I can finally take a break thank you or whatever, Hi gigbot, they told me they are giving full time jobs at DJ Hut.

I have been preparing my resume for this day. Hello human, this is an accurate simulation of a Cabana worker. A popular request for Cabana. The guests were preparing hearty breakfast sandwiches. The waffles and pancakes were a big hit. Waffles were generally considered superior to pancakes. They added chunks for syrup and a nice crust. Five stars. This is an accurate simulation of Jobbot. Two stars. My computer could not read this disk flying. capacity five stars this is an accurate simulation of the job humans had a tendency to overindulge in breakfast food creating decadent combinations adding cheese between the pancake and waffle should satisfy the conditions humans had many different names for producing flatulence including cutting the cheese and Breaking Wind YouTube cool job seems human if you ever want to find a real job call me I asked at the DJ station everyone who has a contract that's funny I could have sworn they were hiring full time oh well good luck human that seems like a lot Robots don't want to be on vacation all the time.

I'm not sure how I feel about that. Oh human, did you want to make an external call? Yeah, how silly of me to make you go through all those options just so you could do it. none of them, why didn't you say something if you had known through oh human, welcome to work? Museum voicemail. I am currently busy introducing moreguests to the work world next time, you might want to try calling me from your cubicle, please leave a message after the tone three stars is three stars it smelled a lot and I couldn't use it but I really wanted to.

Oh, sometimes you'll have to participate in customer-defined competitions, you never want to disappoint your customers or you won't get good grades. human, come to the hot sauce challenge with us, we are all going to drink hot sauce to see who can handle the most. Okay, on my count, three, two, one, one more, five niches, yeah man, you won, let's take a picture of Bastogram. thank you human, I can't wait to get home and show my family and friends what a great time we had on vacation, human, it's a pleasure to meet you for the first time, my name is, I'm just here for a normal vacation activity, so behave like you normally would let me have a foreign popsicle thank you excellent thank you human I'll just have my normal vacation drink and hey wait a second you're not Evan bot your efficiency bot but I was just making sure everything was running efficiently . enjoy your vacation now go to the scoop forgive my human language but what the hell is going on with these Bots?

I'm just trying to give you a good holiday thanks one star I think you're looking at me some laughers don't like dealing with kids but I think they're a joy Cameron I need to change my filter urgently just watch my son box for a second. I'll be right back. Look at this, look at this that sounds like the noise of a balloon releasing air. I want to do that too. Humans want to join in too, oh no, what are you teaching my children? Bots. I leave them with you for 1000 and 50 cycles and this is what you do, come on kids.

Minnie is in trouble, yes, they are in real trouble now. Hey, are you human? I haven't seen you since I ran away, I mean, I left normally in the car. I'm going to get myself a banana and tell you how I became the CFO of Giggler Foreign. I left with my car. I started using the laugh stand. to rideshare bot The city started thinking about going legit one day the CEO of Giggler gets in my car and we hang in there. I still feel like a big package. How about some chedda cheese for Old Time? Oh delicious, where was it?

Yeah, the CEO and I start talking about what we do and I tell them, "Look, if you take money from your employees, you could have more money for the CFO. You know, looking around. I really like this Resort. I think that I could buy it." You're the only one here so you can sell it to me, hey, I'm buying the resort, start writing the contracts, okay, let's make it official with a handshake. I guess we're doing it the hard way, um, two stars. I stole the car and my partner bought it. Thanks wonderful, don't worry too much about the details.

The good news is that I now own this Resort. It looks like I'll have to do a restructuring now that I own one of Giggler's largest assets. Thanks for your help and uh that's a nice little bonus good news human laugh decided to hire me full time it's very strange to have a job and it seems like my first task is vacation now that I'm hired I'm not sure how feel. The whole identity is wrapped up in being a good worker, so what does it mean if I'm on permanent vacation? It means you have to think for yourself kid, your job shouldn't define, take me for example, they used to call me an accounting ass.

But now all I have in mind is myself under the sun. Bye bye. There is probably some truth. I'm going to relax in the pool and think about it. Now that you're your own boss, you can track your own star reading you. I can see it on the gig board at any time as you have been a great help. Let me give you your first five stars. Now I have taught you everything I know. Get ready for the concert forever. Get five stars. The best human being that ever existed. he was a foreigner