SML Movie: Goodman's Wife!

Hey mommy and dad let's play a quick game with Jeffy says whatever Jeffy says you have to do it. I'm not playing this game, come on Marvin, it'll be fun, it'll make us do something stupid, no it won't and your loser will. to pay me 100 dollars what Jeffy says raise his left hand Jeffy says leave it Jeffy says come on Debbie says come on here we go Jeffy says pee Jeffy says give me 50 dollars what you don't Jeffy you want to lose you have to pay me a hundred Jeffy says jump up and down Jeffrey said yes keep doing that I'm getting tired Jeffy okay stop oh thank God oh you lose you lose Marvin you have to pay him a hundred dollars why I lost because I didn't say Jeffy said stop doing that and you stopped before I did that but I thought that was supposed to happen. that I had to do everything you said and I did what you said and well, now you have to give me a hundred dollars, here's your 100 for permission.

Jeffy just won 200, he just scammed us. out of 200 I'm tired my phone rings hello hello Marvin what Goodman why are you calling me I was calling because I wanted to see if you had your house payment this month before I drove to your house just for you to make it. Tell me no because this is becoming a common trend with you, well I don't have my house payment this month, but since I gave my son 150 dollars, Marvin, I need you to come to my house right now. Why do I need you to come? Come to my house, don't ask questions, Marvin, I'll send you the address, okay?

Who is this Marvin? He's a Goodman, he wants me to come to his house, why he's probably going to yell at me, so I'll come back, OK? I think this is the right house. Yes, hello. Goodman wanted to see me. Well, he's in the room. Please sit down. This is a very nice house. as a woman I am not Mr. Goodman I am Mrs. Goodman as evidenced by the tits oh do you want to squeeze them well no no no no I don't want to squeeze oh come on Marvin I can tell you by squeezing it no Not really, they are new and they are fake.

Dr. Burton did the work. That's very nice, but I'm only here to talk to Goodman. Marvin, you've been playing cat and mouse with me since you. I got here at least feel them. I have to do it. I insist. I mean, they're very nice. Marvin, are you here touching my

wife

's tits? Good man. I thought you were leaving. She told me to do it. I didn't do it, honey, he's a pervert. Morgan. Get out of my house before I call the police. I thought you wanted to talk to me. That was before you assaulted my

wife

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Now get out. Hey, Marvin, Goodman yelled at you, oh yeah, you did, why, because he's late. on my house payment but you're always late on the house payment you know he always gets angry that's more than I can't believe you I can't believe what you did why are you so upset he's always late on the house payment It's not about house payment it's about him squeezing my wife's big fake tits, what are you talking about? Oh yeah, I invited Marvin to my house because he was going to reduce the monthly house payment and you know what he did.

I walked into my living room and there he was squeezing my wife's big fake tits he was squeezing them really hard I think he partially deflated it it was like he was milking a cow well I thought he was a man I didn't do anything to you you didn't do anything to yourself but it did a lot to my wife's big right fake left hip. I can not believe it. Do not fool yourself. She asked me to do it. Do not do it. That's not cheap, but what if you thought that the? girl the man with a girl Marvin my wife would never ask you to do something like that she's only loyal to me do you know how much plastic surgery I paid to make her look like me because that's the only thing I'm attracted to?

It's me, those kids cost me 20 grand. Marvin, do you love me? What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Do you want me to apologize to her for what I did? I think it's a perfect idea, Marvin, you'll do it. I apologize to my wife for assaulting her, well I didn't assault over there, right, okay, I'll apologize to her, okay, that'll make everyone happy, okay, oh, let her know you're on the way. I'm going to go apologize. okay, I can't believe I have to do this hello, uh, Goodman said you had something to tell me, uh, I'm sorry I touched your tits, okay, come here, give me a hug, no, I don't care what a motherfucker did you apologize Marvin yes I did and what did she say she gave me a hug oh that's so sweet damn I can't believe what you did this time what happened now but now oh I'll give you a clue I bought Marvin a sailor hat Now, Why would he give Marvin a sailor hat?

Let's think about it, maybe because when he came to my house to apologize to my wife, I caught him motorboating her tits. What do you mean? I'll tell you exactly what I mean, two giant cans and he stuck his face in between some and shook his head violently and took off like a boat that's Captain Marvin now where are your sailor hats Hi Alex that's not what happened okay I apologize to your wife, she gave me a hug and my face went between her tits. It doesn't happen by accident, well, haven't you seen how big they are, they're huge, listen, it was an accident, you know, act with your face between them. tits and go listen to that noise.

Yes you did Marvin you need help. I agree. I need professional help Marvin, what kind of help do I need? We are going to receive advice. I visited my wife as a therapist. I did not do anything. Oh hey, someone called a massage therapist. No, we called a marriage therapist. Well, you can do it. Look at my confusion, you know, marriage therapists, massage therapists, they sound pretty similar, but hey, I can do both. How about we just get massages? because we don't have marital problems. No, Marvin, you need help, wait a minute if you're going to give us massages.

Because? Are you in your bathrobe? Oh well I saw some videos online with a massage starting and then things start to get heated and I heard a woman's voice on the phone so I thought maybe my fantasies were coming true but I guess that's it. It's not happening, so I can. help you with your marriage well we don't have marital problems yes we do oh I have an idea what if you give me a massage and I help you with your marriage I'm not going to give you a massage no Marvin I think you should now You like touching women so much, You should try touching men, man, that one over there, go, oh, okay, I'll give you a massage that will make you happy, but it's really okay, right there you feel that knot, yeah, it's all my stress, oh, it's well, it's good.

Yeah, so what's going on? my husband cheats on me. oh well, no, no, not good, well, like he's doing a good job with a massage, so he's cheating on you. I called it oh yeah, oh you're not oh yeah, like oh yeah, like the massage. so she cheated on you twice evidently she has big kids oh well no it's not nice cans are nice for massage she's just doing it right that's my butt you're massaging my butt wait let me turn around , bring my pecs there, see a little. a little further down a little further down further down What did I do with Sean Watson?

Listen, just answer his questions about marriage. Okay, so he's cheating on you with a woman with big hands. Yes, have you ever considered getting surgery to have big chambers? No. Well maybe you should consider that, listen I didn't cheat on her and I'll tell you what happened so there's this guy I owe money to and I went to his house and I saw his wife and she asked me to hold her hands. tits. So I did it, but I thought he was a man. Okay, yeah, I can see why that could cause problems in your relationship, but I thought I was a guy and she asked me to do it, so just do what someone asks you to do.

Someone asked your wife to grab her sausage and tricked her. You wouldn't like that, right, but that would be wrong. Mine wasn't bad because I thought he was a man. Okay, I see what's going on here. You are a manipulator. Do you see when? do it it's not wrong but when she does it it's wrong but the Mind wasn't wrong if you weren't there you should have been there it's okay wait I have an idea okay now I'm dressed like a woman with big cans why ? to teach you to control yourself so you don't want to grab my speedboat I don't want to do that right that's a start what did you make them out of? oh I used balloons and then I use Tic Tacs for the nipples those are Tic Tacs, yeah, go ahead and touch them, I got you or Tic Tacs, that one to see if they were, oh, wandering mind, what if a girl tells you she doesn't have underwear?

You're going to check it out, but no, listen, honey, you know he's a broken guy dressed like a woman. I just wanted to see if it was Tic Tac. Look, I have an idea why don't I call Goodman's wife and tell her to come over. You guys are hiding. and see if she approaches me or not oh they just want to see your girlfriend, no, no, I think it's a good idea to see if she's telling the truth, yeah, and I'll tell the truth, and how about this, if I'm Lying, you can divorce me, it's okay, Marvin, it's okay, it's a deal, so guys, hide.

I'm going to call the wife, oh come on, Goodman, answer, what do you want? Marvin, oh, hey, Goodman, listen, I have a plan to show you that I wasn't doing what you thought I did with your wife. I witnessed it with my own eyes. Marvin, but listen, she made a pass at me, but I have an idea: how about you come and hide and then we invite your wife over and then when she comes over, you can hide and watch her try to make a pass at me and you? I'll know I'm not lying, you just want to squeeze it again, no, no, listen, if I'm lying, if she hasn't tried to come on, I'll be a homeless man, I'll live on the street, okay, Marvin?

I guess I'll go and then call my wife and tell her to come a few minutes later, okay, okay, this is going to work, Margaret, where do you want me to hide? Hide me there, okay, my wife. I'll be here any minute come on, Marvin, you got this, oh Marvin, Marvin, where are you, big boy? I'm here, oh hey Marvin, you called me, yeah, I just wanted to talk, did you miss him, what jugulars, you missed them, didn't you? You didn't miss them you miss how they felt on your face don't come here and smell them what just smell them come here uh listen I just want to talk oh okay well how about before you talk you bounce on them, bounce on them, bounce?

They're like a trampoline, yeah, there you go, like Cirque du Soleil, oh good man, it's not what it seems, he can't outdo me, no, I heard the whole thing and now you're on the street because you signed a prenup , I'm sorry. I once doubted you, Marvin, I told you I never did anything wrong, do you know that you don't have to pay the house payment this month? Thank you very much Goodman, thank you Marvin, you work, don't you, yes, he was, those cans were huge, he would have squeezed them. I mean, good job, not cheating on your wife or whatever, Marvin, I'm really sorry for getting mad at you, okay, honey, yeah, I guess I didn't have to dress like that after all, but since I'm dressed like that, I guess I can. earn money. a little extra money you already know how to give massages with happy endings and it's not gay if I use my hands shut up