China's Dying of Embarrassment - Episode #121

Fake demonstrators protesting Pelosi's visit had signs and were supposed to be a warmonger, but they didn't know how to spell it correctly. It was hot and angry ocpel, so we set up a little competition, okay, and this is something you guys are going to have to help us decide. Here we ran a competition to see who could create the best warm, continuous design because we really want to. to make some merchandise, yeah, um, and well, here's a couple, all right, so the winner gets 200 dollars in sales proceeds, yeah, um, and we'll show it to you, so we have about a hundred presentations.

Yes, of course, actually we will. We looked at some of them, but what Winston and I did was we sat down and distilled. We had a hard time because some of these are great, yes, but at least we had to make it to the top ten, yes, so we are going to show you the top 10 underwater designs, yes, and I put a poll in the chat, yes, the chat pin right now, yeah, and it's also the one that I'm sending there now, okay, okay, and I want you guys to do it after we see all. They decide which number you like best, we'll go over it, explain it, and then go over each one again.

Okay, we'll start with number one, so vote, please vote in the poll we have. this fantastic one looks like an earthworm cut into the shape of a dragon the excellent one in progress I actually like this one of my favorites um number two just a very simple design it's the two ruble creators yeah man , warm with the creator of rubles because he remembers that there were several spellings. mistakes and the other one was instead of troublemaker, they got to the ruble maker, yeah, so hey, we can't let them forget this stupid thing they did if they're going to make such blatant mistakes. to be you know, etched in stone forever, get us out of there buddy oh well I'll do it so it's number two number three number three is uh this is actually I don't want to put bison this one actually ended up being my favorite probably because a patch yeah this is a big little one it could be a little t-shirt I mean it's like I like it it says uh watch out for the angry worm yeah in Chinese what I like about this is you know when they have them. those missions to the moon like the Apollo missions and stuff, each mission had its own specific patch and this reminds me of those patches.

This is the kind of thing I would put on my biker jacket because I actually have some patches. my biker jacket, by the way, they are very geeky, maybe I'll share them with you at some point, you know it's probably not what you expect, but this would definitely work and that means, yeah, again, yeah, it's like a worm gonna. and warm hunger, which I thought was cool, yeah, two different versions of that, it's number three, so mark it if you like it, do you use the anger one? This is like an 80s movie poster, yeah, a bit of a Pokémon vibe. well if i'm honest yeah sure but yeah i was talking about the font and the way it's designed it's cool too he says don't make trouble for us we need peace i think it must be a ruble it has to be terrible, I think that's a rule, yeah, because it should be what was on the side, yeah, number four, we've got number five on the way, which is a really nice kind of uh old wood carved wood design, whatever let them call that woodcut, um, that's cool.

I have a dead fish, the actual angle, the warm text needs to become more of a stamp-like thing I think, but otherwise, yeah, yeah, otherwise, it's really nice, it's number five, number six, we have this cool, like a metal band, I guess, anger. warm transpacific tour 2022 I like that, yeah, that's cool, it's got like a Chinese dragon, whiskers and eyes looking at you, um, that's cool, that's the number you put in, no, you put a hash in that, there's no number there, what is it? I'm supposed to be sorry, what the hell happened there, so that's number five, is that no, yeah, no, it's number six, number six, I'm sorry, no, number six is ​​this for those of you , yeah, six you're confused, sorry, I'm going to say this is six, this is six, this is six, everyone, the number six is ​​the one, the number seven, is this kind of um, you know you have a warm pelosi uncle in Taiwan 101 Taipei 101 yes, with Winnie the Pooh in his mouth, yes. well that's cool, yeah that's cool, yeah I like it, that's cool, the more I look at it the cooler, yeah that's cool, and then we have a number eight that's uh, anger, warm, oc pel with a dragon, yeah, that's a nice clean design, uh, number nine, don't go, warm me up, step on me, yeah, it's like a Taiwan anger warm dragon, right, right, yeah, and it has a look, it has um Taiwan like the scale pattern, also seen on the snake, yeah, I like it, it's a nice touch, yeah, and then we have danger number 10, incoming rocket fishing, obviously this is going to have to have warm anger thrown in there on somewhere, I mean, I put it at number 10.

It wasn't going to work. I like the cut, but I like to separate it from the warm unger because it's like the fish operation, but it was very well done to throw it in there, yeah, it's really cool, so let's look at those again, no need. Explain to them, just play, I will play it quickly, he is in the survey right now, guys, the players in the chat, because look, based on the results of the survey, it will be determined what merchandise has been obtained and who wins the prize , so please. think about it and let us know, okay, we'll do it, we'll do it, we'll give it a couple of days and uh, no, no, we'll give it, this is live now, okay, it'll be live now, it's a pleasure Guys, The guys and girls that are watching us live, okay, so we decide the winner now live, yeah, okay, remember this is under the sun, metal sign one is number six, number six, number seven, we'll play this twice so everyone. you have a chance and eight because we have a group of people who just arrived and nine and ten, okay, one more time for everyone, uh, yeah, remember this now, don't write in the chat guys, click the link in the chat there's a link to an actual poll guys there's a link and remember we'll have to leave it right at the end of the show yeah we'll pick the winner okay because some people are probably playing catch up because of that stupid problem we had.

Ok once again guys let's play them here's one um that's the warm one click the link to vote guys yeah please click don't type in the number yeah it won't work , three is the patch we have, four. the pokemon poster you see, five is the traditional print look, six is ​​that kind of metal band poster and we have seven, it's what kind of art style is that, I don't know like a video game anyway , yeah, eight is that guy. of clean dragon one, nine is the don't take away my use and 10 is the incoming rocket fish, okay, so these are some of the other finalists that we thought we'd show you, because you know, they're all just We're going to play it from Bottom line, we just want to thank everyone who really gave us something because it's great that you guys did something like this and we appreciate the effort of every single person that's right, so thank you. for everyone who submitted something correct, we appreciate that our subreddit is one of the most interesting things.

I love it, I check it every day. Yes, so let's thank all the people. That is this? But I mean, it's Microsoft Paint. it's ms paint it's like it's a real aesthetic it really is yeah yeah uh yeah yeah cool yeah these are some of the ones that are ai I think so I think so yeah now we need the type appropriate as you did. stuff, I mean, ai stuff is cool to see, yeah, it's cool to see, yeah, but we need, we need you, docked type stuff, yeah, so, yeah, at the end of uh yamcha, yeah, well, during yamcha , we will run it again, but yeah, just in the background and then we will call the final winner well, in the end yes, right now three are in the lead by the way, oh, okay, but by a very narrow, very narrow margin, yeah, okay, cool, remember it's all up to you, this is what democracy is all about guys, yeah, okay, give you the vote, what's that?

I'm not saying what it is and it won't matter, okay, okay, just leave that as it is, leave that as I mean. It's up to you, yeah, your interpretation, that's right, that's great, yeah, that's kind of cool, yeah, I mean, all of these performances were great. Thank you very much to all. What's this guy's name, what's his name tag, like Larry B. Angry and he's had a warm anger and a cold hunger okay, where to be warm yeah little like that was upside down like a little bit of pink yeah yeah like that yes again thank you all for your submissions it's absolutely fantastic so let's move on to our final segment of the show now shirt yes yes our shirt and the house shirt yes I wanted to give you all a very quick shout out yes , let this play out, maybe because everyone worked so hard on them, yeah, I mean, oh, I thought we were close to the end, oh, it's almost done.

Okay, great, yeah, so we just want to solidify this mistake that was made forever in merch because it's funny, yeah, that was in the top ten, what was that all about? Oh, I see, I see, it's okay while these things play in the background. I have something interesting to say, I'm just interested to see who wins, to be honest I know, but for those who aren't watching because of the competition, but I feel like a lot of people care, that's great, this is a solution last minute. Yeah, that's not a continuous thing, okay, stop, there's obviously something wrong, no, that's a continuous thing, yeah, I'm worried about what I put here now, yeah, what did you put in this thing that you don't want to know? yeah, okay, so, yeah, something. interesting come on we can't just if people are watching this in a week they don't want to just watch performances I think yeah they're going to be like you know what I like to watch reruns of something I have no opinion on oh it's done this is good that's that's good um if for some reason we didn't manage to put your submission here we apologize yes, thank you again to everyone who did, although I want to say that it's fantastic To see the support and the winner that we will announce at the At the end of this, you will receive 200 and we will get a lot out of it, so you will always be known as the continuous creator.

By the way, there is more. I don't know what you're talking about, what's up with this one? I'm sorry forever and then we have like the dragoning one. um, by the way, don't look up dragoning. Why did you have to throw the ing at that? I feel like whoever drew that knows what dragoning is, yeah I just have a feeling um okay hovik rndn says damn I thought you guys were fooled exactly yeah that's it okay now let's go to the yamcha section of our program, which is. It's my favorite part, this is where we relax.

I can loosen the tie. We talk to you. Reply to their super chats. Have a chat session and this will be available on the weekend of course. now live and uh we're going to announce the winner near the end it won't be fair at the end it will be near the end yeah um everyone's looking up dragoning oh okay why did you do that? my mom is probably watching. You're going to have to explain it to her with this, I think she'll figure it out from the photos, yeah, anyway, like I was saying, you can see this now, you can see it on the weekend, on Monday we cut from the program um but let's start what we have uh will smith slapping shi jinping thinking about buying a bike is the real one the enfield bullet a good entry purchase have you seen the customs of the keanu reeves company?

I've seen him get things and I think it's a great first bike actually a great learner yeah very slow we were going to buy them uh when we were going to do a trip to India and unfortunately an agent showed up undercover and canceled that whole adventure.