The Muppet Show Opening and Closing Theme 1976 - 1981 (With Snippets)

It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin to put on your makeup it's time to get dressed up it's time to get things started clearly you're losing better it's time to get things started in the most sensational Green Smoke welcome by the moment to the Muppet Show listen I really feel bad about this but I have a special announcement, hey, maybe we finally got lucky, yeah, maybe tonight's

show

has been canceled. Tonight's program has been cancelled. I have died and gone to heaven. Well, you see, I just realized that I misread my calendar tonight.

We were scheduled to audition new acts. for the

show

so I'm really sorry but there won't be a Muppet show tonight, you can all stay and watch the auditions but of course I'm not sure there will be anything very exciting, we'll turn on the house lights and good night everyone good that was different that was wonderful Bravo that was great good it was pretty good good it wasn't bad elsewhere it wasn't very good it could have been much better I really didn't do it like it was pretty terrible it was bad it was horrible away hey boo