Mike James at Gotham Live clip

that's what's wrong with this country right now that's dividing our country right now stupidity what's not racism races is okay stupid it's stupid to be a racist man it's stupid and lazy to be racist i would say you don't like it Someone, why? Because skin color would challenge any race to sit down and talk to someone they don't like. Reach the norm. Learn about I can promise you that if you do it, I can guarantee it in the end. conversation you will discover that there are a thousand other reasons to hate this person besides the color of their skin that is the dream I have I have my own dreams you know that all races could unite hate each other according to the content of the character not the color of the skin, that It's the dream I have, you know, hey someone, because skin color and it's stupid, there are so many good reasons to hate someone, have you ever been close to someone and for a long time you're like whoo, I'm going to stab you with It's damned why don't you shut up with all that noise, how the hell do you crunch your mashed potatoes, you know who I like, I don't like people who don't snore, yeah, I don't like people who don't snow, do you know why?

We're always judged for our snoring, you know, we act like we're doing it on purpose, you know, as soon as these stupid questions come up, why does he snore so much? My wife acts like she just lays in bed and thinks what can I do to make it better. kick me in the back every 15 minutes I know I'll have a hard time breathing easier all damn night. I'll do it on purpose. You know so many reasons why you can, you can snore. You know that, like me, I have a condition that they call. sleep apnea I don't know if you've ever heard it, it's a deadly condition.

I got where you are, you're cheering, that's like it's a deadly condition. I have where you stop breathing during sleep. You know, that's the only deadly condition. I've ever heard of people wanting to kill you because of the symptoms and my wife, you know what I give her credit for, she tries to show the right amount of sympathy, you know, she'll freak out and wake me up, you know? I'll be sleeping, oh my god baby, wake up, wake up, stop breathing in your sleep, go sleep in the other room because I can't deal with it all, she wants me to die in another world, she doesn't want to now, I have different things. what you can do for yourself you know you can have surgery they say you can lose weight or they have something called a CPAP mask that's what I have now.

I will say that a CPAP mask will work, you have to wear it, but it will help you have to wait and help you and keep you from getting ads, this is the most unsexy thing to wear in bed, oh god, because it's hard enough for me anyway get some at my house because we have two kids so there is always someone available. house, you know, my son, he actually caught me and my wife having sex not long ago, which was a lot of fun for me, no, you don't know, not so much for my wife, you know, because we thought she would sleep and we had the door closed. and he just barged in, so I immediately covered him up.

I covered my wife, right, not my son. He looked at us, farted, laughed and ran out of the room, so I'm laughing out loud. My wife got angry and said, "You have to do it." Go out and explain what you just saw. I was like now because I didn't finish. I don't know about you, so I went out to talk to him. I sat next to him. I said: Hello friend, he said: Hello. Dad, I said your mom and I were there fighting, he said really, I mean yes, without missing a beat, my son took off all his clothes, ran into the room and tried to tackle my wife, so now I have I have to explain what consent is like. to ask for it first you can't accept it that's a felony that's a felony I know you'll be in jail for that yeah, yeah, teaching why our youngest daughter my wife said she's cold oh man she's cool you know the thing is she guys she's in she's in law enforcement why when I got married she was a police officer, you know, and I don't like to tell the guys, I married a police officer because they always do the same thing stupid question.

I liked it, your wife is a police officer, she once used those handcuffs, you see, I never understood that, but one day my wife and I will feel a little strange. She was drinking, we said we were going to do a little role play, so she put on all her police uniform and acted like she was walking into the house, she knocked me to the ground and put handcuffs on me. I was like, oh, I like this, you know, you know, she started asking a weird little question, say you have some paraphernalia. I'm like girl, I went out. paraffin ooh she dragged me back to a bedroom no she threw me on the bed and beat me out